Shut Up and Blow Me! (Digital Playground) Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  10/14/2000

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Johnni Black, Nici Sterling, Mila, Temptress, Liza Harper , Alexandra Nice, Alyssa Allure, Leanna Heart, Randi Storm, Bobbi Bliss, Dakota, Emily Jewel, Cindy Coxx, Heather Hornay

Pros: fantasy driven, sloppy blowjobs, variety, sound good enough that you can hear her breathe and slurp, doesn’t Alexandra Nice have a damn fine body?, never have to worry about seeing a guy’s face

Cons: features? what features?, a woman oinking like a pig, a woman saying fuck every other word, some weak cum shots

I remember watching one of the Blow Job Fantasies movies and thinking, “this is a good idea, I just do not find myself attracted to many of the women in the DVD”. Well, Shut Up and Blow Me has solved that problem.

First off, thankfully the title is not quite appropriate. The women do talk. And what they do say really keeps the circulation going. They tell you how much they loooove to suck your cock. How they have been waiting all day for the opportunity to suck on your cock. This DVD treats you to the first person perspective. The woman talks to the camera as if she were talking to you. You never see the male porn star’s face. You are treated to living in the ultimate world. A world where you are punished for spying by getting a blow job. A world where you are rewarded for working out by...well, getting a blowjob. A world where blowjobs are given at the top of the stairs, in the kitchen, in the back yard, near the fireplace, in the sauna, and more. A world where you hook up with everyone from cheerleaders to housewives( what’s with that cowgirl/ballerina outfit Leeana Hart is wearing?).

This DVD offers variety. Each viewer will have their own favorite body, their own favorite face, their own favorite attitude, and their own favorite technique. And then three weeks later they will probably realize that they really like a scene that they previously looked over.

Higlights: Bobbi Bliss giving head in the sauna while working a pink dildo in and out of herself. Johnni Black giving a agonizingly slow whip cream covered blowjob. At one point she holds her tongue under the cock and waits for the whip cream to drip. Alexandra Nice(damn, what a body). Alexandra Silk informs you that she wants you to cum in her little teacup(yes, a little teacup, short and stout too) and she wraps her pearls around the cock. Temptress licking the cream out of a twinkie.

Lows: Alyssa Alure sitting naked in the mud and making pig noises(good thing you can skip tracks). Mila being upset about you being late for her birthday and saying fuck every other word ( and not in the good way).

Bottom Line: Good selection of girls and scenarios. Good porn for those with short attention spans. And......er, what was I saying?

“Lick us, twist us, roll us in Ur mouth, light us up and take a hit, light us up and take a hit, suck us til we’re dry”---From NOW by The Artist

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