Pure Masturbations Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  10/14/2000

Starring: Dee, Rebecca Lord, Jessica Darlin, Avalon, Olivia del Rio, Coralie, Tara Foster, Suzi, and two more

Pros: chicks masturbating, good loooking girls

Cons: features? what features?, no identification of which girl you are watching, music will put ya to sleep, dubbed orgasms

This DVD is probably improperly titled. To me, PURE MASTURBATIONS would make me feel that the DVD was filled with masturbation scenes so raw that you would think it was happening in your room. Not so. Of course you do get to see women masurbate. And I would say that I do find 9 of the 10 girls to be attractive. But, each scene is overrun by the music. One song is a clear rip off of Santana and others would make a really good sedative(I am so turned on....I’m getting sleepy). Imagine a porno with Kenny G or that song from Arthur(something about a moon in New York City). Also, the women’s orgasms are clearly dubbed and that is distracting. Cum on folks. I’m not asking for much. I wanna hear them breathe. I wanna hear them moan. I don’t wanna go to sleep.

Don’t get me wrong. The visual aspect is good. You get to see woman play with themselves. You get to see legs quiver. You get to see legs raise the ass off the bed. And you get to see woman play with thmselves in different locations— inside, outside, near a fireplace, near a pool. The women use their fingers and dildos. One dildo looks like it needs a 30 page manual to go with it(It can get you off and do the dishes!). Another one looks like it can be used as a dildo and a self defense weapon. You can poke an eye out with that thing(I can see the slogan now--- For when you are alone and for when you really want to be left alone.)

The worst aspect is that none of the girls are individually identified. Who the heck am I watching? I wanna know. Am I asking too much!!!!!? The DVD isn’t even time-tracked! Could production be any more lazy? If you’re gonna cut corners, cut prices.

This is the type of DVD I would work out to. Pop it in and get on the exercise bike(that whole carrot on a stick type of thing). I know I am not missing much by not hearing the sound.

My favorite scene: A blond chick(remember, I don’t know who I’m watching) reads a magazine on the porch and gets all hot and bothered. She touches herself through her clothes. There is a whole in the crotch of her cut-off jeans. She leans up against the wall and masturbates. You can see her legs quiver.

Bottom Line: Good DVD to work-out to, but turn on the sound and you might go to sleep.

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