Crucifixio Jones's Movie Reviews directed by Jonni Darkko (11)
Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 2/8/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jeremy Steele, John West, Chris Charming, Voodoo, Claudio Meloni, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kianna Dior, Chris Johnson, Anthony Rosano, Mike Hash, Steve James, Winston Burbank, Marco Banderas, Tia Ling, Jack Fountain, Jandi Lin, Jessica Bangkok, Lana Violet, Asa Akira, London Keyes
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: The best of the best. That’s what Darkko has assembled for his latest Asian-themed feature. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself if there is an Asian girl working that you’d like to see in this movie that isn’t included…that’s what I thought. Jonni even managed to take things a step further by somehow getting the busty and legendary Kianna Dior to appear.
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Release date: 1/9/2008
Reviewed on: 2/18/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Sean Michaels, Alex Sanders, John Strong, Sergio, John West, Chris Charming, Voodoo, Mike Hawk, Mark Ashley, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Sammie Rhodes, Todd Driller, Jack Venice, Phat Zane, Jenner, Mike Hash, Winston Burbank, Marco Banderas, Audrey Bitoni, John Espizedo
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Gonzo's current reigning king on the strength his significantly superior technical skills, which are constantly and consistently improving, Darkko became Eva's Svengali and the man who would provide her shot at immediate redemption. A sneak peek at Jonni's latest "alphabet" film hit the 'net on November 29, 2007 with the full trailer following shortly thereafter on December 12th. Indubitably stamped with the poise, precision and patience we've come to expect from Darkko behind the camera, Angelina, alternately portraying both predator and prey, tore through each part of the preview, seemingly in seek-and-destroy mode throughout, going for the kill in every scene. Once the Eva-lution contingent caught wind of this, anticipation grew out of control. But along with great buzz comes tremendous pressure to produce. Rest assured, E FOR EVA delivers.
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Release date: 10/10/2007
Reviewed on: 1/20/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Chris Charming, Asia, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Ashley, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Nautica Thorn, Johnny Fender, Mya Luanna, Mike Hash, Jazmine Leih, Evelyn Lin, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Who's afraid of Jonni Darkko? If you've ever picked up a camera and dared to have the word director put next to your name, then I guess you should be. For seemingly countless years now, Darkkos clear, crisp and captivating camerawork has more or less defined this generation of gonzo shooters. Nothing less than an artist behind his apparatus with an undeniable flair for highlighting his talents' strengths and cleverly masking their weaknesses, Jonni has consistently put together some of the most eye-catchingly beautiful and simultaneously strokable porn of the new millennium, culminating with his most recent release, E for Eva. If porn truly has a king, Jonni Darkko holds the title and Asian Fucking Nation 2 stands as yet another perfect example of how his belt and well-deserved reputation was won.
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Release date: 1/10/2007
Reviewed on: 5/13/2007
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Ashley, Gianna Michaels, Tony Sexton, Mario Rossi, Candace Von, Ryan Knox, Justin Syder, Barry Scott, Marco Philip, Mike Hash, Steve James, Julius Ceazher, Steve Steele, Marco Banderas, Tony Swan, Mark Furious, Kris Roc, Aurora Jolie, Odin Parks, Justin Snyder, Rocker, Johnny Sins, Rick Kane, Alan Stafford, Steve Driver, Odin, Dick Sodomy
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Quick - name a Gianna scene that you haven't enjoyed. No, take your time, I'll wait. Can't think of one? Me, either and that is exactly why "G For Gianna" belongs in any porn fans' (but especially any Gianna fans') permanent collection. Thrust into every conceivable situation from foot worship to an interracial foursome with Candace Von, girl/girl with comely vaginal virgin Nicara to a fifteen-man bukkake, Gianna does it all and does it all better than you've ever previously seen her and all under the master direction of one of adult's most proficient auteurs, the one and only Jonni Darkko.
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Release date: 9/25/2006
Reviewed on: 10/15/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Christian XXX, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Nyomi Marcela, Jayna Oso, Arcadia, Annie Cruz, Keeani Lei, Arcadia Davida, Tia Tanaka
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Darkko assembles his own AV Idols... Asian Fucking Nation 2006, 1 hours and 57 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Tia Tanaka, Nyomi Marcela, Annie Cruz, Arcadia, Jayna Oso & Keeani Lei. What You Should Know: A quick glance at Jonni Darkkos filmography reveals he has never worked exclusively with an all-asian cast before. Im not entirely sure what prompted this unexpected foray into exploring these treasures from the Orient but the timing is most assuredly right. This is a stunning lineup of slant-eyed slatterns from overseas; a few proven talents, a few on the rise but all very, very hot. With Darkko at the helm, theres next to no doubt in my mind that this wont be exceptional from beginning to end. And not to complain but seriouslywheres Kaiya Lynn, man? Scene One: Tia Tanaka with Mark Wood: I want your cock! Tia Tanaka this, Tia Tanaka that. I got tired of hearing her name for a minute, to tell you the truth.
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Release date: 6/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/11/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Jerry, Steve Taylor [I], Damian, Mandingo, Jay, Joey Ray, Mark Ashley, Scott Nails, Trent Soluri, Will Powers, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: All Tiffany, All The Time Tiffany & Cumpany 2005, 1 hours and 50 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Tiffany Mynx What You Should Know: You know its going to be a long day when capturing screenshots for your review, you end up with way more than you can use because the lady starring looks so good in every single frame of film you cant decide which captures to keep. Since returning to adult it seems Tiffany has spent most of her efforts splitting time at Evil Angel between being in front of the lenses of either Jules Jordan or Jonni Darkko. Like Jules with Gina Lynn and his all-Gina flick, Darkside it seems that Jonni has found his muse in the Mynxster. It cant be denied that they havent been mutually beneficial to one another with their previous collaborations in Bet Your Ass 2 and Boob Bangers.
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Release date: 7/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/15/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Marie Luv, Flower Tucci, Keeani Lei, Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Rip the fast-forward off your remote for now...you wont be needing it for this one Bet Your Ass 3 2005, 2 hours and 13 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Tory Lane, Flower Tucci, Jasmine Byrne, Marie Luv, Keanni Lei What You Should Know: In my opinion, the Bet Your Ass series is Jonni Darkkos bread and butter at Evil Angel. Sure, Angels of Debauchery is good and that first installment of Boob Bangers was PHENOMENAL but I have yet to see a misstep or miscalculation in the way Jonni has been assembling the casts for and putting together BYA. Each one has managed to be better than the last and not just a little. Each has sported an all-star cast from top to friggin bottom and while they all share a name, that is where the similarities end. Each volume thus far has managed to create its own unique identity and while part of an anthology, stand on its own as a perfect piece of pornography in its own right.
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Release date: 4/29/2005
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Billy Glide, Steve Taylor [I], Robert Rosenberg, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kylie Wilde, Mark Ashley, Alexis Malone, Eva Angelina, Delilah Strong, Jasmine Byrne, Will Powers
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Whos Afraid of Eva Angelina? Angels of Debauchery 4 2005, 2 hours and 5 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Alexis Malone, Kylie Wilde, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Byrne, Delilah Strong [ /image ] --> What You Should Know: Jonni Darkko is on a roll at his new home, Evil Angel. The superb Boob Bangers and Bet Your Ass 2 (both featuring Tiffany Mynx) whet my appetite nicely for this latest in another of his ongoing series, Angels of Debauchery. Its good to see the sexy and cute Alexis Malone back again but I really cant wait to see what Jonni has in store for the new and greatly improved Eva Angelina and latina twat du jour, Jasmine Byrne. Scene One: Alexis Malone with Mark Ashley & Billy Glide [ /image ] --> Fans of this series will remember, if nothing else, Alexis stellar scene with Jennifer Luv in the first Angels of Debauchery.
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Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/14/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Davis, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Darkkos Anal Showdown 2005, 2 hours and 12 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Katja Kassin, Lauren Phoenix, Katrina Kraven, Sandra Romain [ /image ] --> An interesting concept for sure, Jonni Darkkos Anal Showdown pits its two female contenders against one another in three rounds to determine anal supremacy. The winner, to be decided by their legions of die-hard and faithful fans in an online poll, guarantees her an extra $500 for her services and bragging rights until the next installment. With our first two contestants being phat-assed fräulein Katja Kassin and mother-canucker Lauren Buttwoman Phoenix, something tells me money is inconsequential; both wouldve surely done more for no charge whatsoever. [ /image ] --> The first round consists of solo action with Katja up first. She bends over, shakes and shows off her ass before producing a Pyrex glass dildo which she uses to loosen up her tight peach, hairless pussy.
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Release date: 10/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/30/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Haley, Mark Ashley, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Dillan Lauren, Haley Paige, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Bet Your Ass 2004, 2 hours 26 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko [ /image ] --> Starring: Katja Kassin, Katrina Kraven, Haley Paige, Sandra Romain and Dillan Lauren [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> After two installments of the great Angels of Debauchery I sure began miss to Anal Trainer. Dont get me wrong, I loved both AODs but deep down inside I longed for that classy yet undeniably smutty gonzo that only Jonni Darkko can shoot. Fans of Anal Trainer, your wait is finally over. Bet Your Ass is a return to filthy form for our favorite auteur and photographer. Everything you loved about that series is here, right down to three casting returnees who have been in Anal Trainer movies before. While all the sex is well-shot and captured beautifully, all the performers are also looking and performing at their best, raising the stakes even higher. And now with Evil Angel's DVD authors at his back, there's simply no stopping JD.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 10/16/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jerry, Zenza Raggi, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Tory Lane, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Angels of Debauchery #2 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Dasha, Ariana Jollee, Tori Lane, Tiana Lynn, Missy Monroe The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Professionally trained photographer Jonni Darkko, with less than a year under his belt as a director, combined and exhibited enough technical know-how, unique vision and superb camerawork to catch the eye of arguably the best gonzo company in adult films today, Evil Angel and its owner, John Buttman Stagliano. There is no denying his expertise and his former occupation gives his current work a very classy and different feel than the vast majority of what we find in gonzo today. That is, as classy as you can make lots of anal sex look. This strange juxtaposition of elegance and nastiness is what makes the title of his lone series for Evil Angel so apropos: Angels of Debauchery. This is the second installment of Darkkos own special brand of hardcore smut in an elegant wrapper featuring his hand-picked oxymoronic debaucherous angels.
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