astroknight's Movie Reviews with Trailers (3388 - page 136)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/2/2000
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Juliet Anderson, Jesse Eastern, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Jesse Adams, Tigr, Lee Carroll, Michael Scott, James Price, Jason DeWitt
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 80 min. Production Date: Approx. 1980 Director: Louis Lewis Cast: Annette Haven, Lisa DeLeeux, Loni Sanders, Veronica Hart, Lee Carrol, Juliet Anderson, Herschel Savage, Paul Thomas, Jessie Adams, Chelsea McClane, Don Hart (Mike Horner), Jim Price, Michael Scott, and Jason DeWitt Extras: Photo Gallery, list of upcoming titles, and scene index Audio Quality: There's a little echo here and there and some of the dialogue is kind of hard to hear, but it's still pretty good. Video Quality: Much better than one would expect of a twenty year old porno. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Typical of early eighties porn. It's fairly well balanced, but there are a few spots where it's overpowering. Initial Expectations: '8 to 4' is one of the first pornos I can every remember watching, so I was hoping for a good treatment. Initial Reaction: Great transfer, but not much for extras.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/27/2000
Studio: Vivid Wave
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Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Sierra, Lene Hefner, Brittany O'Connell, Lacy Rose
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Lene' Hefner, Lacy Rose, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell, Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Nick East, Steven St. Croix Extras: The typical Vivid Wave extras. Previews, bios, 'interactive' sex, and AVN highlights. It's the same extras as the other Wave DVDs. Audio Quality: Average. There are a couple of spots that seem like they may have been dubbed, but it's not overly noticeable. There are also a few places where the sound seems to lose its depth, which probably added to my feeling of parts being dubbed. Video Quality: The picture shows a lot of grain, but I think that comes more from the original than the transfer. Music: The music comes and goes throughout the movie, but since it seems to be on purpose, it isn't too bad. When the music does stop, it seems to be the end of the song and you have some of the sounds of the people. Initial Expectations: Paul Thomas normally does a pretty good porno without much plot but with some average to better than average sex.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/21/2000
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Running Time: 155 min. Director: Jim Holliday Cast: Jill Kelly, Felecia, Chloe, Inari Vachs, Sydnee Steele, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Tabitha Stevens, Julie Meadows, Barrett Moore, Allysin Chaynes, Serenity, Bobbi Bliss, Renee La Rue, Tracy Love, Violet Jade, Salena Del Rey. Anita Cannibal, Chaz Vincent, Daisy Chain, Angela Summers, Katalyn, Brooke Hunter, Victoria Evans, Cleo Nichole, Niki Prince, Olivia Parrish, Julian, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, & Devin Wolf Extras: Bios, trailers, virtual tour (4 min), multiple angles, behind the scenes (6 min) , & photo gallery. Unfortunately, the multiple angles aren't always true multiple angles, as the cover suggests. I was a little disappointed with the bios also. The virtual tour is a tour of the VCA DVD, which was a nice little commercial. The behind the scenes was fun. It gave a good feel to Holliday's movies and a nice look at a lot of the stars. Audio Quality: Very good.
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Release date: 5/27/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2000
Studio: Ultimate
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Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nina Hartley, Malitia, Militia, Mandy Frost, Mandi Frost, Mike Majors
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Running Time: 87 min. Director: Nina Hartley Cast: Nina Hartley, Militia, Mandi Frost, Toni Tedeschi, Steve Drake, and Mike Majors Extras: Biography of Nina Hartley Video Quality: Average. Audio Quality: Not too good. There are several times when Nina talks to one of her 'class' and you cannot here the other person clearly. There are even times when you cannot clearly hear Nina when she's lecturing. Review: What I wouldn't give to have had just one college professor that looked like Nina Hartley! Not only does she look better than all of my college professors, she lectures better than many of them also. Nina's Advanced Guide to Oral Sex is broke down into three sections: anatomy, practice, and fantasy scene. The anatomy is pretty basic, but provides a good understanding of the technical terms she uses. She also keeps it very short (around five to ten minutes). The best thing about the entire anatomy lesson was the vaginal puppet she had. It was all I could do to stay in my chair .
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000
Studio: Metro
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Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying.
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Release date: 6/29/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Alex Sanders, Johnni Black, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Jacklyn Lick, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling
Directed by: Mickey G.
Review brief: Running Time: 1:19 Director: Missy Cast: Missy, Ruby, Jacklyn Lick, Nici Sterling, Stephanie Swift, Johnny Black, Alexandra Silk, Jill Kelly, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, John Decker, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and commentary by Missy and Mickey G. The audio bios are some of the best I've seen and cover the entire cast. Audio Quality: During the sex scenes, the audio is great. During the lead ins, however, Missy's voice is so soft and quiet that I could barely understand anything she said. Video Quality: With the exception of the first scene, the picture is very clear with little sign of any pixelation. The first scene has several sequences that look like they were recorded on a poor digital camcorder. The pixelation is awful! The quality reminded me of still pictures taken with a bad digital camera. Music: Very good. It matched the many moods of the various scenes. Initial Expectations: Item #1 - Wicked has some of the highest quality DVDs out there.
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Release date: 10/25/1999
Reviewed on: 8/26/2000
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Rebecca Bardoux, Tiffany Mynx, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Steve Drake, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, John Stagliano, Kiss, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Running Time: 2:20 Director: John Stagliano Cast: Tiffany Million, Tina Tyler, Kiss, Rebecca Bardoux, Brittany O'Connell, Cody O'Conner, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Tiffany Mynx, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Joey Silvera, Toni Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nick East, Kris Newz, Woody Long, Tom Byron, Rick Smears, Brockton O'Toole, and Roscoe Bowltree Video Quality: The picture quality is average and slightly grainy, but the film was made in the early nineties and the grain fits the movie. I should say that I watched this on my old 20" TV (since my big screen broke) which may have had some effect on the picture quality. Audio Quality: Excellent. Music: There is a wide variety of music in Face Dance Part 1 and it all fits the scene it's in. It's rare that I notice music in a positive way, and I noticed it several times here. Initial Expectations: I have never been impressed with Rocco in the past since it seemed like he treated the women like dirt. I have avoided his movies because of this feeling.
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Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000
Studio: Heatwave
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Directed by: Mark
Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 8/10/2000
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/5/2000
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Peter North, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Chloe, Brad Armstrong, Mickey, Jenna Jameson
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Running Time: 1:24 Director: Michael Zen Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, and Tom Byron Extras: Audio Biographies, Previews, Slide Show, Web Links, and Commentary from Director Michael Zen, Writer Raven Touchstone, and Makeup Artist Lee Garland Audio / Video Quality: Excellent. This is one of the best quality adult films I have ever seen. The only problem with the entire DVD is in the commentary. I thought that the commentary was a little too quiet, especially Raven Touchstone. I had a hard time hearing most of the comments she made. The Plot: Jenna Jameson plays Fawn Deering, a college student researching animal mythology and human sexuality. This leads her to Dr. Jade (Asia Carrera) for an interview. While there, she meets Adam (Brad Armstrong) and is drawn to him. Sophie the maid (Missy) warns her to leave Jade Manor and never look back, but Fawn cannot resist Adam's invitation to return that weekend to observe a bacchanal.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/18/2000
Studio: Vivid Wave
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Starring: Tom Byron, Rebecca Bardoux, Steven St. Croix, Nikki Sinn, Alex Sanders, Brooke Ashley, Ashlyn Gere, Chaz Vincent, Valeria, Deidre Holland, Brittany O'Connell, Melanie Moore, Dizzy Blonde, John O'Connell, J.P. Anthony
Directed by: Layne Parker
Review brief: Running Time: 1:11 Cast: Ashlyn Gere, Rebecca Bardot, Valeria, Nikki Sinn, Brittany O'Connell, Melanie Moore, Diedre Holland, Timber, Brooke Ashley, Wynona, Chaz Vincent, Dizzy Blonde, Alex Sanders, Tom Byron, Steven St.Croix, J.P Anthony, John O'Connell, and Stevie Stharr Director: Layne Parker Extras: Biographies, previews, and interactive sex Audio / Video Quality: Excellent. The picture is very clear and the audio matches it throughout the movie. There was only one spot where I didn't think the audio quite matched the video. The Rest: I had some fairly high hopes when I first watched 'Voices In My Bed'. Ashlyn Gere has always been one of my favorite adult film stars, and I'm hoping she makes a comeback soon. My hopes rose a little when I saw that she wrote the script for Voices. Within the first 5 seconds after the opening credits, my hopes started to pay off. The camera work was excellent from the start, switching between color and black and white shots with some chains hanging down rattling.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/8/2000
Studio: Vivid Wave
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Starring: Asia Carrera, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Steven St. Croix, Debi Diamond, Nina Hartley, Jon Dough
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Cast: Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Brittany Andrews, Nici Sterling, Sindee Coxx, Steven St. Croix, Tom Byron, Bobby Vitali, and Jon Dough Director: Toni English Extras: The same extras that are one almost all of the Vivid Wave titles. A few short biographies, interactive sex, and a few previews. Audio / Video Quality: The video quality is better than average. The picture is quite clear, and there weren't any spots where I thought it was grainy. The audio is a little below average. In a few parts the sound echoes slightly, however the main problem is the audio level. Normally on my TV I have the volume in the low 20s. For Night Nurses, I had to turn it up to almost 40 to try and hear anything. At least the audio track matched the video well. The Rest: "We all want our patients to leave here happy, happy, happy." Nina Hartley says at one point. That shouldn't be a problem with the treatments patients get at this hospital.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/20/2000
Studio: I-Candy
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera, Kristen, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, Misty Dawn, Lynx Cannon, Mantra Stark, Rock Steadie, Herschel Savage, Tigr, Bonnie Jean, Kathleen Kristel
Directed by: Tony Kendrick
Review brief: "When you got somethin' this good, you share it with your friends." Jaybird (Paul Thomas) tells John (Jon Martin) about Hot Hips (Jesie St. James) This sums up Nurses of the 407th. This is one of the best adult spoofs I have ever seen. It spoofs MASH with the same plot and acting as the late sitcom. In fact, the acting and plot are probably better than most of the sitcoms on TV today. I know I laughed more watching this as I do at most sitcoms. Herschel Savage is a riot as a patient who gets in worse condition the longer he stays in the hospital. Jesie St. James has a hilarious solo scene sweet talking her dildo (Mr. Penis), and is one of the hottest adult film stars I have ever seen. It's sad that she disappeared from the adult film scene so quickly. The makers of the movie went very much for production values. There are many extras who we never even see in a sex scene, as well as not every scene has a cum shot. Normally I always want to have a 'big finish' to each sex scene, but in Nurses of the 407th, it doesn't detract from the movie.
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