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Private Teacher Review

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Reviewed by sexyhard  on  9/29/2008

Private Teacher

Learn how to stroke a long hard cock by watching Kay Parker.

Expectations

After reviewing Taboo, I wanted to check out more of Kay Parker. I also like Honey Wilder and Joanna Storm.

Summary

Private Teacher is a decent piece or golden-age porn. I got it for Kay Parker, but Joanna Storm stole the show.

The Cast

• Kay Parker (F) • Honey Wilder (F) • Joanna Storm (F) • Stephanie Taylor (F) • Janey Roberts (F) •
• Tom Byron (M) • Eric Edwards (M) • Blair Harris (M) • Paul Thomas (M) • Marc Wallice (M) •

The Sex!!!

Joanna Storm, Stephanie Taylor, and Paul Thomas

Face-sitting, BJ, cunnilingus, doggie, RCG, CG, 69 (GG), cum on ass and face.

Paul Thomas is dressed up in a rabbit suit,* and plays with two hot stewardesses, while the young "Jimmy" (played by Tom Byron) peaks at them with the telescope in his bedroom.

Both of the girls are hot, especially Joanna Storm, who looks great during the RCG.

* Fans of Entourage on HBO will recognize the set-up, which got expanded into a sub-plot involving Drama and Turtle in one episode.

Joanna Storm and Stephanie Taylor

Titplay, toys , cunnilingus.

The two girls get it on in the bathroom, as "Jimmy" watches. Both girls get wet in this scene. Joanna will probably coax a drop or two of wetness out of you.

The scene is very short.


Honey Wilder and Eric Edwards

Cunnilingus, missionary, cum on stomach.

Honey Wilder plays Jimmy's Aunt, who is concerned about the fact that Jimmy spends all his time alone in his room.

In this scene, Eric Edwards climbs out of the TV to fuck her. The set up to this scene is great, both in terms of concept and camera angles. The sex is too short.


Honey Wilder

Masturbation, Vibrator.

Honey has an early morning wank before getting out of bed to make breakfast for "Jimmy."

The scene is short and poorly lit, but it is very erotic. Honey's lingerie accents her coloration and makes her boobs look fantastic.

Joanna Storm, Stephanie Taylor, Blair Harris, and Mark Wallice

Role playing, tin foil, BJ, cunnilingus, RCG, doggie, piledriver, missionary, standing, cum on stomach, cum on tits.

Honey has hired Kay Parker to be "Jimmy's" private teacher and deal with his reclusiveness. Jimmy isn't wild about the idea, and returns to his room to peak in on Joanna and Stephanie some more.

In the earlier "sexy stewardesses" scenes, my eyes were drawn to Joanna Storm. In this one, my cock stood up and saluted Stephanie. Her ass looks great in her latex outfit; the piledriver shows off her full brown bush; and her clit gets really hard during the missionary.

While the action is taking place, Kay figures out what "Jimmy" has been doing in his room.

Kay Parker and Tom Byron.

BJ, cunnilingus, titplay, titfuck, missionary, CG, handjob to completion.

Even though this is the climatic scene of the story, it is quite short. Kay seduces "Jimmy" by reading Shakespeare, and they end up fucking. The highlight is the handjob at the end, and it left me wondering why we don't see more sex scenes end this way.

"Jimmy" ends up a bit smitten with Kay, but she advises him to go out and meet "those other people."

This scene is interspersed with the following scene.

Honey Wilder and Eric Edwards

Massage, BJ, missionary, doggie, cum on ass.

Eric Edwards is giving Honey a massage, and she instructs him that "every muscle needs to be massaged."

The lighting is dark, and there are few close ups. Still, Honey's boobs bounce nicely during the doggie.

Joanna Storm, Stephanie Taylor, and Tom Byron

Doggie, cum on ass.

"Jimmy" drops in on the stewardesses and admits he's been peaking on them. Rather than being shocked or embarassed, they decide to fuck him.

The scene is very short, and poorly lit.

Honey Wilder, Jamie Roberts, and Tom Byron

BJ, RCG, missionary, cum on stomach.

"Jimmy" falls asleep after enjoying his fuck with the two stewardesses. Honey and Jamie Roberts come looking for him, and find him asleep with his hard-on hanging out of his pants.

Jamie decides to slip it back into his pants, so "Jimmy" won't be embarassed when he wakes up.

She can't do it, so she decides to lubricate his cock with her mouth.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Extras

The extras stink. There are previews for a couple of terrible looking movies, a Photo-gallery, which is just low-quality screenshots from the feature, and some ads.

Summary

It isn't a bad piece of smut, but there are a lot of much better things to watch.

Modern pornographers could learn a few things from Private Teacher.

  • The story focuses on sex, so the sexual situations flow naturally from the story.
  • They are unafraid to try weird concepts, like having Eric Edwards crawl out of the TV to fuck Honey Wilder. (This worked, as did the brief appearance of a dickhead. The tin foil doesn't work.)
  • There are some great moments where the camera angle is just right, and the sex sizzles. Stephanie Taylor's latex-clad ass and Kay Parker's handjob come to mind.

Unfortunately, it doesn't sustain these moments of heat. There are technical problems too. Sometimes when they cut from one scene to another, the camera cuts a few seconds before the sound. The lighting is terrible, and colors are flat.

If you want to check out Kay Parker, let me recommend Taboo. If Honey Wilder makes you hard, check out Sweet Alice (which also stars Seka and Desiree Costeau). If you are a fan of Joanna Storm, then please e-mail me, and let me know which of her titles I should check out.

The End!



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