Lex the Impaler 2 Review

Reviewed by Long Noel  on  3/1/2008

Lex the Impaler 2 (2003)
Themes: Interracial, Anal
Starring: Shyla Stylez, August Night, Ryan Connor, Monica Sweetheart, Alexa Rae & Lexington Steele
Produced & directed by: Jules Jordan

IMPRESSION:
I have never seen any of the “Lex the Impaler” flicks before. Since there was going to be a third one and since I treasure interracial sexuality (between black men and non-black women), I just had see this one. I honestly don’t have an interest in seeing the first one, mainly because I am not a fan of Miko Lee, Sophie Evans looks scary and I dislike Darla Crane’s tanlines. I felt this one had the greatest cast and also had better reviews. So, I’ve decided to see what the big fuss is all about.

REVIEW/HIGHLIGHTS:
Shyla looks sexy as usual and although her tease is very slow, it’s nice to see her sporting fishnets, switching her ass and rubbing her buttcheeks against a transparent window where Lex obsesses over her ass before taking her. She gets fucked real good in all 3 of her holes in various positions and Lex makes some of the craziest faces and noises. This alone cracks me the fuck up about Lex. Ryan Connor is incredibly sexy with a real, juicy-ass booty. She always struck me as sexy, but not enthusiastic. You won’t hear her sounding all dramatic, no matter how hard she’s being fucked. Lex fucks her pretty good in various positions, in both her holes. She’s feeling it, but she’s just not exuberant about it. In fact, Lex is more enthused about it than she is. When Lex slides up her butt hole, things start to get more energetic and enthusiastic. This may be Ryan Connor’s finest moment (right next to her scene in “Buttman’s Bend Over Babes 6”). Although Ryan isn’t all excited, I liked her scene very, very much. Alexa Rae is real tight, but the tease in her scene really bored me, although it was nice checking out her booty. Jules puts her on a leash and she crawls like a dog, licking the chain while he’s calling her a bitch. She throws on a blindfold and Lex comes to her rescue and fucks her good in a multiple of positions, while the leash is still on her. Lex has a very good grip on her ass while she’s riding him in a cowgirl position. Did I mention hearing her voice alone makes you wanna… Oooh, weee!

Of all of the scenes, August Night has the best tease sequence. She’s sporting a haircut like Anita Baker, and spotted walking on a treadmill, sporting some booty shorts and a neon-pink thong. There’s a lot of ass-obsession in this scene. Lex swoops through and fucks her pussy real good in a variety of positions. At first, she couldn’t take him in at all. There’s no anal sex for August at all. Now, I’ve heard of her doing anal sex with white guys in a few Jules Jordan flicks, but I have yet to see a brotha do her in the ass (maybe brothas are too big for her ass). August is pretty silly in this scene, because she laughs a whole lot. This scene is one of the greatest scenes I have seen that involves a brotha pounding the fuck out of a beautiful Hispanic culo queen. Again, the ass obsession (booty shots) in this scene is merciless! This happens to be the best scene in this entire flick! Don’t get me wrong, Lex knows how to tear some pussy up. But this was the highlight of “Lex the Impaler 2”!

Monica Sweetheart reminds me of another Lauren Phoenix. Very-damn sexy, but lacking in true enthusiasm in most of her scenes. I must admit that her scene here is real tight. I recall seeing her take on Lex & Wesley Pipes in another movie (I think it was an old Joey Silvera flick) and she tore that shit up. This scene isn’t like that, but it’s almost as good as the latter scene I’ve just mentioned. Don’t you lust love is when Lex lifts up her skirt and starts grabbing and manhandling all on her butt cheeks in the beginning of the scene? She is very enthusiastic in this scene and it’s something you don’t see from Monica very often. Lex fucks the hell out of her pussy and ass in multiple positions and she coos like a fucking baby! I mean, Monica is very “touched” by the fucking-skills brought to her by Lexington! This scene is the second best scene in this entire flick. The only problem I’ve had was, again, those disgusting-ass pussy-farts that sounds like a dog choking on something. I love the views of the doggy style anal-fucking in this scene and if you can’t get aroused by this, you ought to bust your head upside a wall to clear yourself. Monica's scene came in second place, although her scene was flawless, like August's scene!

NEGATIVES:
I do not like some of the editing in this flick, because it’s terrible. You see Lex sticking himself inside a chick, then it quickly fades into him fucking her fast and all. Although most of the tease is very nice, it’s also very slow and bored the fuck out of me after a while. I found myself hitting the FFWD button a lot through some of the tease (especially in Alexa Rae’s scene), because it’s as if it was shot from somebody who was either “slow” or on their way to a retirement home. There’s no anal sex for Alexa Rae. Although Alexa Rae is fine, her scene happened to be the weakest of all five. Another thing, I personally do not like all of the crazy pussy-farting that’s in this porno flick. Lex’s big dick is so big that when he fucks these women, their pussies fart and I can’t stand that shit. I would rather hear some booty-noises and farting that’s in Erik Everhard’s “This Butt’s 4 U” series (not that that’s so much better). I know that might be odd for some of you, but that’s just me.

DVD QUALITY:
The a/v quality is very good. There’s film-ographies, extra footage (including bloopers), you know, the usual Evil Angel DVD features.

OVERALL:
Let me say that this is nothing at all like the “Heavy Metal” series. “Heavy Metal” is much more intense and energetic, plus there’s not too much time being spent on the tease sequences. The “Lex the Impaler” series is slow in some areas and not as rough and energetic as the “Heavy Metal” series. This is a bomb-ass interracial flick. But… this can’t touch interracial epic series like “Black Pipe Layers”, “Big Booty White Girls”, “Belladonna’s Dark Meat” or even “Heavy Metal 2 & 6”. I highly recommend this one to anyone who loves seeing white women get turned out and scarred for life by the B.B.C. and for people who like classy pornos and who don’t want to hear black men refer to themselves as “niggas”. This isn’t that interracial video that I would have to warn you about, advising you to keep away from the sights of Bill Cosby, you know? If you feel Justin Slayer plays too much into the stereotypes of black men and if you feel Belladonna is too hypersexual, sorry. This is what I personally love, because it’s real. Something like this just happens to be too polished (which I don’t have a big problem with). Overall, it’s a very good flick and I’m glad I finally took the chance to see it. Did I mention that this n***a sounds like a beast when he busts his nut? And the faces this dude makes when he’s in some pussy & ass…

I also feel the need to say that even though I enjoy the female talent, I have seen some of women do much better in other flicks. Shyla’s finest moment was in “This Butt’s 4U”. I’m not knocking down the talent of the women, but I have seen some of them do better in other porno-movies. Which females stole the show here? Well, that medal has to be given to August Night and Monica Sweetheart. The two scenes with August & Monica alone would make you wanna buy this DVD! Although I’ve enjoyed Alexa Rae and her sweet cooing, I’m afraid I’ll have to say that her scene was the weakest of all five scenes. Although I have seen much better interracial flicks, I will recommend it, in a major way.

RATING: 94.0%
BOTTOM LINE: Please, check it out!