Lex the Impaler 2 Review

Reviewed by snowden porn  on  5/15/2002

My favourite director (Jules Jordan) + my favourite male Lexington Steele + my favourite female Shyla = I must get this movie!

But not only this, we are graced with Monica Sweetheart, Ryan Connor, August Night, and the beautiful covergirl Alexa Rae. What a cast! All these beautiful girls in one movie? Someone pinch me!

This is the third Jules Jordan title I've had the pleasure of watching and all the things people say regarding his directional skills are true. His style is so unique and imaginative which creates that 'feel good' feel. The menu layout is neat and includes extra features (approx 25mins of bloopers and extra sex) we love these extra features!

The camera work and picture is sharp and as always the girls are gorgeous adopting the 'American stripper look' - I love that look!

Every scene begins with the tease, scanning their whole body, whilst the sex covers all the usual sexual positions are covered (mish, cowgirl, rev cow girl, some excellent doggy, and some mid-air acrobatics with the help of Lex's strength.

Below, I'll run through each scene with my likes and dislikes.

Scene 1: Shyla + Lex

Likes:Shyla looking slightly different - but fit as usual. Nice make-up, a new hair colour (now brown), new hair style, and best of all a new rack! Some people in the forum say that she didn't need to have a boob job but once you see them you'll fall in love with them! They look f'cking perfect.

Shyla gets pounded in the pussy bent over so hard her legs begin to quiver! Later they move onto a very long reverse cowgirl (pussy and anal) so we can get a good view of those new boobies. Next she delivers some ass-2-mouth, they anal spoon, before Lex gives her a real nice doggy style pounding. We see some good insertion (which is the case throughout this movie) and Lex really goes for it driving into her ass so hard she almost gets fucked off the bed. He's so big, and she's so tiny I'm amazed how he fits in her ass so well.

The scene ends during an excellent pile-driver before Lex finishes with a not so bad facial to cap off a brilliant scene. This scene had everything for me, my favourite porn stars and some top notch energetic powerful anal sex.

Dislikes:None.

Scene 2: Ryan Connor + Lex

Likes:Ryan and Jules start the scene talking about the size of Lex's cock. Ryan says she thinks its as big as her forearm and that anyone who works with him is in for some extreme sex. Lets hope so! If you like big round juicy ass, you'll like Ryan. She does some good doggy which Jules captures along with her juicy pussy lips wrapped around Lex's huge shaft. The scene ends with an explosive facial and some post head, mmm yummy.

Dislikes:No major complaints from this scene. Ryan Connor is attractive, but when you compare her to the likes of Shyla, Alexa and Monica, its like comparing something not very good, with something that is perfect. Get my drift?

Scene 3: Alexa + Lex

Likes:Its covergirl time! The contract girl turned nasty! Well not that nasty cos she's not gonna be performing anal. Oh well we can't have everything but at least she's mind-blowingly beautiful! Jules gives us a long tease session here of Alexa who's made-up very well and wearing those sexy white stockings - my favourite!

Jules puts a dog chain on 'the bitch' (pun intended) and then a blindfold before Lex enters the scene to feeds the dog with his long juicy bone. I love this cock sucking session with great eye contact.

this is what I like the best...the position changes with no editing! Lex takes her through various positions, Mish, then up into the air, then back down to cowgirl with no footage lost in-between! I also really love this girls body which is emphasised in a fabulous energetic cowgirl straddle. Her curves are perfect and she drips pussy juice+lube all over Lex's shaft.

Dislikes:Well first off, as we all know, its not an anal scene. Other than that the cumshot was very rushed which meant that most of the cum missed her face and instead went flying all over the place. She gets a little of the facial yogurt on her chin but no swallowing.

Scene 4: August Night + Lex

Likes:August is a short haired brunette. She seems out of place in this blonde American stripper look movie and is in my opinion the least attractive of all the girls. She's working out on the treadmill but she's in store for a real work out - Impaler style!

Lex says she's tight. Lex says she's very tight! And you can see it! She can only take half his big cock up her tight pussy. Is she gonna do anal? I hope so!

Dislikes:Not a very attractive girl, rarely took Lex 'balls deep', no anal, and finally she's a bit of a cum dodger.

Scene 5: Monica Sweetheart + Lex

Likes:Final scene and we've got Monica to give us a lift from my disappointment of scene 4. Monica looks fab (as usual) and I'm sure she's gonna put in a sterling performance (as usual). There was no tease segment here due to a major zit on poor Monica's otherwise perfect ass. Jules did a good job of not highlighting her ass zit as you only get a real glimpse of it just once - can you spot it? (no pun intended)

Here we can see the real difference in performer status. Just compare Monica's scene here with scene 4. What a difference in performers! Monica's shows how much of a pro she is by taking some real 'balls deep' action in mish position. My favourite part is when Lex gives her the doggy style anally! Watch that insertion...oh my god...her ass looks so tight!

the only words I can use to tell you about this scene is: doggy style, good leverage, and deep anal thrusts.

Dislikes:Again another explosive cumshot mostly missing her cute face and mouth.

Overall:I like this DVD a lot. The girls (bar August) are outstanding not only in looks but in energy and performance too. I was a bit disappointed with the cumshots, the amounts were good, but Lex just didn't seem to be hitting all the targets. Hope this helps you in deciding whether to purchase. If you have any questions/advice/complaints, please feel free to e-mail at snowden_porn@yahoo.com