Lex the Impaler 2 Review

Reviewed by Ewan  on  4/18/2005

I have watched and enjoyed many Lexington Steele scenes over the last few years but never have I watched one of his own DVD’s. So being an admirer of Jules Jordan’s work and explicit style decided to check out the latest in the Jules/Lex partnership, Lex The Impaler 2. Now I will tell you this first, every one of the five women are absolute beauties, there are no disappointments in the looks department. Unsurprisingly Steele is the only male performer here and fortunately he is on top form as usual, so there’s no limp dicks, a rock solid cock and a refreshingly vocal orgasm directly on cue. Now onto the review…

First up is Shyla Stylez strutting around a classy house caressing her fine body and parading her ass and fake tits, I’m reaching in my pants already. Lex is outside talking about the Super Bowl when Shyla appears at the windows and shakes her ass in his face, well Lex can’t get to it yet so he rests his hands against the window and Shyla taunts him some more. After some brief tantalization we are back inside to for what we really want to see. Lex slaps her ass and remarks “It’s been a long time” and with that the Impaler pulls out his 11-inch penis and feeds it to the horny slut. The blow job is short and sweet but we get what we want from it – a close up of Shyla’s eyes while she sucks it hard and deep, spitting and licking until Lex’s black cock extends to it’s full glory and pulsates with pleasure, welcome moaning and groaning from both Shyla and Lex adds to this and before we know it Lex is ready (or should I say Shyla is ready) to fuck some pussy. After a number of standing positions Shyla declares “Now I know I’m in trouble” before being carried into a small room with mirrors where she kneels down for a quick suck. The remainder of this scene takes place on a bed where Shyla gets it up the ass as she screams, moans and talks dirty. Ready for Lex’s cum Shyla is lying with her back on the floor, Lex is sitting on the bed and slowly slides his throbbing cock into her ass for a few minutes, slowly thrusting. What I love about this is her clit is spread out into a heart shape, sexy… Shyla gets what she obviously wanted and though she doesn’t get blasted with cum as I hoped, the money shot was decent enough. Performances here were perfect, I have no complaints with anything. To quote a well fed Shyla “It’s so fucking good!” 5/5

Each scene follows roughly the same pattern; a few minuets of modelling from the girls, a blow job, the sex and then a cum shot directly on to the face. Inevitably some people may find this repetitive but personally I find this formula works the best, if stories and set ups are not done right they tend to drag and feel corny but the straight to the action routine Jules uses never fells to entertain.

Ryan Conner’s main asset is a huge ass, a really huge, sexy ass, and the flip side to this is that’s a tiny ass hole, a really tiny ass hole – just as well, as she claims to be up for some extreme penetration (no doubt Lex is to), as we are about to see… Jules takes his time giving us lengthy shots of her ass and spread pussy with some sparse chat. Ryan is now ready to meet up with the man of steel, Lexington Steele. Unzipping his trousers to perform fellatio on the stairs she apologizes for having cold hands but it appears Lex doesn’t give a shit as he is groaning already. Downstairs, the performers pleasure each other simultaneously with a 69, leading on to reverse cowgirl and a long doggy style position. Five minuets of fast penetration, dirty language and some moaning and panting later Ryan is ready for the 11” dick, and she receives that extreme penetration she so wanted. A nice loud cum scene raps it up and Ryan sucks Steele dry as she fondles her titties and secretes a little milk. Another top quality scene that won’t disappoint, though not quite as good as the former. That said Shyla is a very hard act to follow. 4/5

Alexa Rae the cover girl looks simply stunning in her kinky yet reserved lingerie outfit as she slowly wonders around the lush surroundings the entire DVD is filmed in. Stopping occasionally as she makes her way up to the stairs Alexa bends over and we are treated to a close up of her ass. Jules attaches a chain to the fetish black collar on her neck and tugs, calling her a “little bitch” and making it crawl. Alexa crawls on top of the bed and rolls around making good use of the chain by lowering it deep into her throat. After Alexa is blindfolded by Jules, Lex at last makes an appearance and approaches from behind, cupping the pieced fake titties and feeling her body. Eventually Alexa removes the blindfold and pleasures Lex orally in an interesting way, making yet more good use of the chain - she wraps it round his cock and Lex is able to bob it up and down gently onto her drooling, pieced tongue. This is beyond any doubt the best scene on the DVD; the sex is extremely rousing once it gets going and, combined with the large variety of positions, Alexa Rae giving a thrilling and enthusiastic performance - her best to date, it all builds up to an explosive climax. As other reviews noted, this received attention and critical praise, deservedly so. 5/5

Compared to Rae, Conner and Stylez, August Night’s scene looks out of place – undeniably a step or two down in from the aforementioned three. She is a cute girl, but she doesn’t quiet fuck like a woman. Lexington’s dick may have scared her a bit I suspect yet she handles it well in her tight pink pussy, sadly however Lex never enters her ass. August is walking on a treadmill when Jules asks her if this is a spectator sport - she laughs (August does this an awful lot). If you like your girls bubbly and a little on this dim side I guarantee you’ll get something out of this scene. After the chat with Jules she gives Lex some head and strokes his dick to it’s fully erect. As I said earlier judging by the “Yesss!!!” And “Uhhhh!!!” from Lex every couple of seconds Night must have a nice tight pussy. At times August seems uncomfortable but at others her expression and infrequent panting would suggest the occasionally genuine rush of pleasure, don’t get to excited, August doesn’t even attempt to fake an orgasm like some other women (who are they trying to kid?) but I do like a girl who is enthusiastic about her work. Lex cums onto her cheek and to be honest she dodges it a bit, fortunately though it lands on her cheek and August smiles and waves for the camera. Now I did like this one, but unlike the others it was flawed and Night simply wasn’t up to the standard of the other girls. 3/5

The last scene features the well-known Czech slut Monica Sweetheart. After an introduction by Lexington he caresses her body and busty titties. Monica keeps her cute pink dress on for the whole 20 minutes though she does pull it aside to expose those heavenly breasts and nipples. She pulls Lex’s pants off and gives him a truly professional blowjob jerking it and rolling his balls at the same time as fucking it with her face. Wow, I wish that were my (11-inch) dick. Soon after, Monica lies down on her back, holding her leg up as Lex thrusts deep into her pussy, we see some especially dirty shots of his huge black dick as Monica’s pussy juices drip over the cock, making it reflect the light. Monica’s continues to moan and it actually becomes repetitive and annoying as this final scene goes on. I might be nitpicking a little but don’t worry this is the only down side to an otherwise great, impressively filmed final scene. Notable plus points here include a nice shot of Monica’s gaping ass hole and pounded pussy, followed by some entertaining positions and close up anal penetrations. Lex’s dick is simply smothered in juice and the Impaler rewards Monica with a loud, atomic orgasm right onto the beauties face. “Im’ gonna cum. I’m gonna cum, come heeere!!!” Very entertaining indeed. 5/5.