Batman XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  12/7/2010

Holy Porn Reviews!! Time to add a few thoughts on what I just watched, a pretty funny take on the classic 1960's Batman tv show. I think most people have watched this show over the years, I know I'm a huge fan and loved all the battles and KPOWS!! The whole silly aspect of them wearing tights and no one being able to recognize Batman as Bruce Wayne even though they sounded exactly alike never got old as being something funny. The villians too were over the top- Joker, Riddler, Catwoman-- all three make appearances in this movie. The whole camp aspect to that tv show was captured pretty well here from the costumes to the dialogue to the sets so if you enjoyed the tv show and wanted to see Batman gets his Batpole some action this is for you.

The little things too go a long way to making any parody successful as we as the sex of course. Here we get little things such as the head in Bruce's study that gets lifted up so he can turn the button and they can slide down the batpoles-- I'd swear this was an exact copy. We get the same set up in Batgirls, aka Lexi Belle's, apt. where her whole wall turns around so she can change into her super hero costume. The music was certainly in the spirit of the show. It couldn't be exact I guess for legal reasons but they did a good job of conveying what we've heard over the years. When the guys slide in the Batmobile you hear James Deen as Robin saying those familiar words that tell us Batman, Dale Dabone, is powering up the vehicle and then the flash of flame in the back and they're off and yes the little fence falls over as they drive off onto the road heading into Gotham- -again this road looked very close to what I remember from the show.

So Axel Braun and co. nail the spirit of the show so how about the action. Well we get a fine first scene from Kimberly Kane who is kidnapped right under Bruce and Dick's noses as they enjoy a game of multiple chess-- you'll understand what I mean when you see the scene. Riddler played by Evan Stone spouts off a few while taking Kimberly prisoner. She wanted a better bed which leads to her offering Evan a little pick me up including some anal for Miss Kane. The Commish calls Batman in and this guys definitely reminded me of the late actor who played the role on tv. No ransom demands but Batman has an idea and the crime fighters dash off leading to another trademark shot of the two of them scaling a building with their ropes. So who is the lucky person to open their window and have a chat with the dynamic duo, it's Ron Jeremy and the two guys know who he is and they have cool short talk before the two walk on. Batman goes it alone into the disco which turns out to be a mistake as Alexis Texas is a stooge, albiet a very pretty one for Riddler and she gets Batman drugged leading to a good scene in the club where everyone mysteriously disappears and the music stops but not before Dale gets to do some 60's style dancing in the Bat costume. So he's captured and this leads to Randy Spears making his first appearance as the Joker.

He's behind the whole plan I guess to kidnap Kimberly and capture Batman. You also have Tori Black as Catwoman showing up and she wants to have her way with the boys before Randy carries out his final evil plan to wipe the dynamic duo off the map. But not before the Joker gets to have a little fun with Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton- oh yeah 2 on 1 action! The trio didn't know but they had an audience- Batgirl and Robin who had met up at the Commissioners office. Lexi had an idea where the Joker was hiding out and she was right-- and she was horny as it turns out!! After watching Randy and the girls have their fun leading to facials for both Lexi and James Deen aka the Boy Wonder decide to combine their super powers!! Lexi gets out of costume nicely and gets a good boning from James but alas they're captured too by Catwoman's henchman so all the good guys are caught, lol.

The final showdown is over pretty quick as the Joker was going to zap the duo before Catwoman got her paws on them so you know that won't sit well, never piss off a cat!! So she cuts Batman loose and we get a short fight with the classic words popping up on screen as everyone lands a few punches and kicks. Eventually the Riddler who had shown up and the Joker were tied up and led off to the pokey by Batgirl leaving just Catwoman and the Dynamic Duo who decide to take out their own brand of justice on the woman who helped set them free. Tori always takes a good pounding which is the case here from Dale and James leading to a good facial blasting for her. The guys don't want to take her away since she helped them out but Catwoman makes it easy by double crossing them as she goes to clean up-- a net falls, smoke fills the room and she gets away.

Will this be the end of the Dynamic Duo?

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So fans there you have it, a very funny take on the 1960's show with solid performances all around. The story is pretty loose, just an excuse really for everyone to get in their costumes and it's challenging for the two main guys- Dale and James to fuck in theirs as it was for the Riddler. The Joker didn't have as hard a time but you get to see Randy keep the the top on and he had the face paint and the wig exactly like the late great Cesar Romero wore. Extras showed some of the folks who auditioned for this movie and you get some BTS as well. If you loved the show, the whole camp aspect that came along then you should enjoy this parody of the show which obviously was done by folks who enjoyed the original. I would not be shocked at all to see a sequel to this one in the near future.