Batman XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  7/1/2010

Review:
“Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” is an excellent parody of the popular-yet-cheesy television show from a number of decades ago. Initially—and prior to watching it—I was a bit on the fence on this one, as I am a fan of comic books and the Batman franchise, yet I have also grown tired of the deluge of porn parodies that have appeared over the past year or so. Fortunately—and belaying any initial hesitations that I may have had—Axel Braun and Vivid have really delivered the goods with this production and have truly set the standard for what an adult-oriented parody should be. The plot, the jokes, the settings, the props (other than an out-of-place toy Phaser-like weapon reminiscent of the Star Trek show), and the acting are all quite good and also extraordinarily reflective of the original show. Indeed, the eye to detail that has been put into this film is beyond compare. Coupling all of this with a star-studded cast and generally very hot sex, and—Kapow!—you have a real winner on your hands.

In terms of the sex, there are five scenes, and none of them feature any of the Vivid contract stars. In Scene One, we have Kimberly Kane (Batman’s alter-ego’s fiancée) coupled with Evan Stone (the Riddler). Kimberly has been taken hostage as part of a trap to lure in Batman and must fuck for better “accommodations”. The blowjob action through the bars of the cell, the cowgirl and side-cowgirl positionings, and the missionary-like anal work that includes some gaping are all highlights here. Capping this very good sequence off is a pop-shot on Kimberly’s breasts. Scene Two brings us a plain-clothes conspirator (Alexis Texas) drugging and then taking advantage of Batman (Dale DaBone) in a dance club…and what advantage she does, indeed, take! This excellent segment features oral and hand work by Ms. Texas that is off the charts, as is the amazing cowgirl riding and jiggling that goes on. To finish this portion of the disc off, Alexis blows and jerks Dale to orgasm in her mouth—scorching! It is in Scene Three that the Joker (Randy Spears) finally gets some action, as his two groupies—Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton—give him a whirl back at his lair. The cowgirl riding that Andy does (always a great performer) and the standing rear-entry that Syren takes can both be counted amongst the better moments of this very good sequence. Closing things out is a double-facial for the ladies.

Inspired by what they had just witnessed (via spying on the Joker and his cohorts in the last segment), Batgirl (Lexi Belle) and Robin (James Deen) get into it in Scene Four. This one is another excellent encounter, with just about everything being incredible—the side-entry, cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, doggie-style, missionary-like, etc. positions all. James delivers the money-shot by popping all over Lexi’s bush and pussy, with some of his load even spurting up and hitting her tummy and chest. The finale (Scene Five) serves as yet another extraordinary romp, this time featuring Batman (DaBone), Robin (Deen), and Catwoman (Tori Black) after Tori has just saved the pair of heroes from her evil companions. This sequence includes some scorching oral / vaginal combinations, as well as Tori doing some hot dirty talk. For the cum-shots, Ms. Black is treated to a double-facial by the two crime-fighters. Keeping true to its parodied roots, the entire disc ends with a cliff-hanger and leaves the viewer with a desire for more. Well played!

Some other items should also be mentioned. The much maligned advertisements play when the disc is inserted, but these can be skipped by hitting the “Menu” button on the remote. The running time hits right around the two hour mark—which is a great length for something like this. The camerawork here is quite solid, and—as noted—the attention to detail is beyond compare. The production values are, of course, top-notch—which is typical for Vivid.

In terms of bonus materials, one finds a “Photo Gallery”—which puts forth a slideshow of “pretty-girl” shots and stills from the production—as well as a “Previews” section—which gives a choice of four Vivid trailers. Also present are a “Vivid Extras” option—which plays through various Vivid-related advertisements and an anti-piracy public service announcement that really should be watched and considered—and a “Behind the Scenes” segment that is about 34 minutes in length and is a very nice addition. There are two other extra items. There is the “Non-Sex Feature”—which plays the movie without the sexual components (~25 minutes)—and there is a “Casting” choice—which shows the casting of some of the male parts (~12 minutes). Despite the lack of a bonus scene, there are some really great bonuses offered up.

In all, this movie is what a porn parody should be. In that respect, it is perfect. It is no slouch at all in terms of its cast and sex, either. If you like comics, Batman, the original series, actresses / actors in fun costumes, movies with plots, and / or porn parodies, you must check this one out—which means purchase it or rent it—don’t steal it…but that, of course, goes without saying.