Batman XXX: A Porn Parody Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  7/3/2010

“Holy Hedge Hog, Batman!” Instant classic line from Vivid’s smash hit parody BatmanXXX exclaimed by Robin as the Dynamic Duo is walking up the side of a building and Ron Jeremy throws open the window to chat.

To anyone who doesn’t think Vivid is on top of their game when it comes to releasing potentially litigious material just check out the page of disclaimers that run at the start of the feature. To Vivid I say, “Kick ass!”

****Alert Alert**** All girls have nicely groomed pussies, indicating the expiration of the Great Pubic Hair Treaty of 2003. ****End Alert****

Even without the Bat sex scenes this is a great Bat release! The attention to Bat details and Bat clichés are to be noted as we have everything needed for a Bat release. We have Bruce and Dick sitting in the study and Alfred telling them the special phone is ringing. They didn’t get that one quite right, but the phone was red, the sliding book case was activated by opening the Beethoven bust and pushing the button. Poles were labeled with Bruce and Dick’s names. The Bat phone in Commissioner Gordon’s office is under a glass cake dish, we have the clips of the Batmobile leaving the Bat cave complete with barricade folding down. Batman and Robin climb the wall and a citizen opens a window to chat, Batman does the Bat dance, and we have the non word words pop up on the screen during the fight sequence. Scenes are separated by the spinning Bat logo. Attention to detail on the costumes for all characters.

Typical Bat humor abounds also as Bruce Wayne is scheduled to go to a charity fundraiser “for deaf children who have blind parents” and also Bruce makes a comment to Dick about “Alfred groping Aunt Harriet.”

Other classic lines:

After Batman and Robin three-way Catwoman she says, “Give me a minute to freshen up; we wouldn’t want the warden to see me covered in Bat Cum!”

While hiding and watching the Joker start to three-way his molls, Robin says to Batgirl; “The Riddler better bring Batman soon or…” “Or what? You’re gonna show me why they call you boy wonder?”

And while scaling the wa11, Batgirl slips a little and slides into Robin’s lap and says “Is that a Batarang in your pocket Robin, or you just happy to save me?”

Sex Scenes:

First up, the Riddler anals Bruce Wayne’s fiancé before stroking off Riddler Relish onto her tits.

Batman is drugged and seduced by moll Alexis Texas who utters to Batman, “I want your Bat load in my mouth!” Alexis then strokes off said Bat load and does an extended drooling/finger play sequence with the Bat load in her mouth, on her lips and on her chin. Excellent.

Joker has his way with two molls; one of which is the vastly underused Parody Queen Andy San Dimas. I would have liked to have seen a bit more of her, but there is always the sequel. Point of note, other than both girls blow jaying at the same time, there was no interaction between the two. It was basically, the Joker in two separate scenes within one scene. We end with Joker Juice being sprayed to both girls’ mouths. Very nice gyrations by Andy while in RC.
Immediately afterwards, Batgirl and Robin get busy for a spirited M/F that hits all the usual positions and has Robin stroking off a load onto Batgirl’s pussy.

Final scene of the release is Catwoman getting Dynamic Duoed as a thank you for helping the Caped Crusaders escape the Joker’s clutches. Both of our heroes serve Catwoman a double mouthful of Cat nip which she lets run down her chin.

Our feature closes out with Catwoman escaping by dropping a net on our heroes as a gas fills the room setting up a sequel and we get the:
“Tune in next time, same Bat XXX time, same Bat XXX channel!”

Pluses: Lexi Bell was excellent as a very cute Batgirl and was the best casting of the movie. Other casting was great also. Hot Bat sex, hot Bat cumshots, Bat clichés used. The guy playing the Riddler was channeling Capt James T. Kirk. Parts of the non sex where laugh out loud funny.

Minuses: Even though it’s Batman, Lexi Bell as Batgirl didn’t have enough screen time regardless of whether it’s sex or not. Andy San Dimas was underused and in my opinion would have made a great catwoman.

Disappointment: At no point did Batman say, “Good thing I happened to put (insert relevant Bat item) into my utility belt this morning Robin.”

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 4 for the drooling cumshots by Alexis Texas and Tori Black.

Is it worth it? It’s a must own for the 5 minutes of Lexi Bell as Batgirl screen time and all the Bat clichés’ used. The hot sex and cumshots are an added bonus. Buy multiple copies of this and give them as gifts.