Reviews of Tommy Pistol Movies (456 - page 10)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Avy Lee Roth, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Adrianna Nicole
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 9/5/2006
Previews: Previews
Cum on My Tattoo 2 review summaries:
ems_guy's
Here we have an exceptional release from the fine folks over at Burning Angel. I for one, embrace the Alt Porn movement, and I enjoy seeing ladies that have different qualities than your normal porn star. I think that Tattoos and Piercings are a sexy complement to the female body. This release which is entitled "Cum On My Tattoo 2" includes the sexy ladies that have various tattoos and piercings, that have hot sex and receive a nice cumshot to one of their numerous tattoos. Also all of the girls in this film have a natural rack, which I find is starting to become a rarity upon todays female talent. [read the full review]
review from 6/12/2007:
Here we have an exceptional release from the fine folks over at Burning Angel. I for one, embrace the Alt Porn movement, and I enjoy seeing ladies that have different qualities than your normal porn star. I think that Tattoos and Piercings are a sexy complement to the female body. This release which is entitled "Cum On My Tattoo 2" includes the sexy ladies that have various tattoos and piercings, that have hot sex and receive a nice cumshot to one of their numerous tattoos. Also all of the girls in this film have a natural rack, which I find is starting to become a rarity upon todays female talent. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kimberly Kane, Gia Jordan, Leah Luv, Christie Lee, Nadia Styles, James Deen, Tommy Pistol, Charlotte Stokely
Studio: Vivid Alt
Directed by: Dave Naz
Release date: 8/31/2006
Skater Girl Fever review summaries:
Zorge's
The second ever release from Eon McKai's Vivid.alt was the Dave Naz directed Skater Girl Fever. Front and center on the cover Charlotte Stokely looks absolutely adorable. The girls in this movie will all be sporting some retro '80s comfortable, but (usually) cute outfits. The production values look good and the film boasts a solid cast. If you're looking for a movie with a young and stylin' cast, both female and male, then you're in the right place. Some of the sex goes a bit to the rough side, but nothing too over the top. There's some girl on girl play as well. [read the full review]
review from 8/24/2007:
The second ever release from Eon McKai's Vivid.alt was the Dave Naz directed Skater Girl Fever. Front and center on the cover Charlotte Stokely looks absolutely adorable. The girls in this movie will all be sporting some retro '80s comfortable, but (usually) cute outfits. The production values look good and the film boasts a solid cast. If you're looking for a movie with a young and stylin' cast, both female and male, then you're in the right place. Some of the sex goes a bit to the rough side, but nothing too over the top. There's some girl on girl play as well. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Rob Rotten, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Release date: 5/29/2006
Previews: Previews
Cum on My Tattoo review summaries:
Crucifixio Jones'
Cum On My Tattoo Burning Angel/Pulse Distribution D: Joanna Angel. Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl. Tommy Pistol, Mr. Marcus, James Deen & Rob Rotten. 2 hours, 37 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Tattoo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Live Tattoo Footage. (Kylee gets a "Burning Angel" tat on her leg) I'm still not entirely sure what to make of the whole "alt" movement, a genre currently popularized by Neu Wave Hookers director Eon McKai and the director/performer of this flick, Joanna Angel, who litter their work with mostly pale and waifish tattood, pierced and dyed goth-types. In Joanna's work, the vast majority of these exclusive ladies are culled from her very own BurningAngel.com, a website that specializes in showcasing girls you're more likely to find in Hot Topic buying a new "Nightmare Before Christmas" binder than in today's more conventional gonzo product. It's an interesting and risky proposition, to give these girls who aren't what fans are used to seeing and giving them a chance. [read the full review]
review from 6/15/2006:
Cum On My Tattoo Burning Angel/Pulse Distribution D: Joanna Angel. Joanna Angel, Kylee Kross, Pinky Lee, Pixie Pearl. Tommy Pistol, Mr. Marcus, James Deen & Rob Rotten. 2 hours, 37 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Tattoo Gallery, Cumshot Loop, Live Tattoo Footage. (Kylee gets a "Burning Angel" tat on her leg) I'm still not entirely sure what to make of the whole "alt" movement, a genre currently popularized by Neu Wave Hookers director Eon McKai and the director/performer of this flick, Joanna Angel, who litter their work with mostly pale and waifish tattood, pierced and dyed goth-types. In Joanna's work, the vast majority of these exclusive ladies are culled from her very own BurningAngel.com, a website that specializes in showcasing girls you're more likely to find in Hot Topic buying a new "Nightmare Before Christmas" binder than in today's more conventional gonzo product. It's an interesting and risky proposition, to give these girls who aren't what fans are used to seeing and giving them a chance. [read the full review]
Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
Well, we have another episode of Joanna's Angel. In the previous episode, brainwashed villain Tommy Pistol wreaked crazed havoc across New York. Apparently though, the Angels are desperate as he's their new recruit, still wreaking havoc with his general ineptitude. Meanwhile, the President's (Mr. Marcus) daughter (Dana DeArmond) has been kidnapped so the Angels are on the case. Joanna Angel (a, dp), James Deen, and Mr. Marcus Pixie Pearl & Tommy Pistol Pinky Lee (bj only) & Mr. Marcus Kylee Kross & Mr. Marcus Sabrina Sparx, Dana DeArmond (a), and Tommy Pistol Joanna Angel (a), Charlotte Stokely, and James Deen Well like the previous movie, we have a choppy plot where the transitions are confusing especially the payoff. Paying attention to the dialogue reveals its zaniness as the cast makes fun of the "alt" phenomenon so you know not to take any of this seriously. [read the full review]
review from 4/26/2006:
Well, we have another episode of Joanna's Angel. In the previous episode, brainwashed villain Tommy Pistol wreaked crazed havoc across New York. Apparently though, the Angels are desperate as he's their new recruit, still wreaking havoc with his general ineptitude. Meanwhile, the President's (Mr. Marcus) daughter (Dana DeArmond) has been kidnapped so the Angels are on the case. Joanna Angel (a, dp), James Deen, and Mr. Marcus Pixie Pearl & Tommy Pistol Pinky Lee (bj only) & Mr. Marcus Kylee Kross & Mr. Marcus Sabrina Sparx, Dana DeArmond (a), and Tommy Pistol Joanna Angel (a), Charlotte Stokely, and James Deen Well like the previous movie, we have a choppy plot where the transitions are confusing especially the payoff. Paying attention to the dialogue reveals its zaniness as the cast makes fun of the "alt" phenomenon so you know not to take any of this seriously. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Margaret, Brooklyn, Joanna Angel, Presley Paige, Tommy Pistol
Studio: Burning Angel
Directed by: Doug Sakmann
Release date: 3/6/2006
Previews: Previews
Re-Penetrator review summaries:
skronker's
I've been a fan of Joanna Angel and her website Burning Angel since awhile before the "alt.porn" craze got going. I live in Brooklyn, and sometimes go to her nabe, Williamsburg, to drink, and ran across a bartender who was talking about Joanna and the site. It turns out the bartender is actually ON the site, so i decided to investigate. I really enjoy the approach, almost in the old, "hey kids, let's put on a show," but with piercings, tattoos, and real cumshots. Since then, a lot has happened for Joanna, and while she seems to have triggered the strange affections of Luke Ford, as well as the requisite backlash, I think it's all pretty funny. People take this shit too seriously. All the footage on this DVD comes from the site. The "Re-Penetrator" clip is a featurette that spoofs the Stuart Gordon horror classic "Re-Animator," in broad, campy terms (and considering how campy the source was, it's pretty campy). To be honest, I don't find the scene interesting or sexy. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2006:
I've been a fan of Joanna Angel and her website Burning Angel since awhile before the "alt.porn" craze got going. I live in Brooklyn, and sometimes go to her nabe, Williamsburg, to drink, and ran across a bartender who was talking about Joanna and the site. It turns out the bartender is actually ON the site, so i decided to investigate. I really enjoy the approach, almost in the old, "hey kids, let's put on a show," but with piercings, tattoos, and real cumshots. Since then, a lot has happened for Joanna, and while she seems to have triggered the strange affections of Luke Ford, as well as the requisite backlash, I think it's all pretty funny. People take this shit too seriously. All the footage on this DVD comes from the site. The "Re-Penetrator" clip is a featurette that spoofs the Stuart Gordon horror classic "Re-Animator," in broad, campy terms (and considering how campy the source was, it's pretty campy). To be honest, I don't find the scene interesting or sexy. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2006:
Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock. [read the full review]
Neu Wave Hookers review summaries:
All reviews of Neu Wave Hookers
classix comment's
Eon McKai has developed an interesting niche market in so-called Alt- Porn, but I'm not sure is his movies are developed enough creatively to really stand as the artistic pieces they claim to be. [read the full review]
review from 1/27/2008:
Eon McKai has developed an interesting niche market in so-called Alt- Porn, but I'm not sure is his movies are developed enough creatively to really stand as the artistic pieces they claim to be. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2006:
Overview When I got this dvd a couple weeks back I was stoked ; I was a big fan of the original from back in the day, and being a fan of Sierra Sinn & Joanna Angel I expected one kick ass remake/update. Good stuff or bad bust ? Let's see. What I Liked Umm, well, I liked the Original version ( minus the Traci ' angel/devil ' scene of course) , that comes with this package. And, uh, the packaging was pretty cool. Yep that's about it. What I Disliked Ah where to start, where to start ? Now lemme just say, I got no beef with ' alt porn'. I liked ' Joanna's Angels', I liked ' Kill girl Kill 3'. But here ? Wow. Linear plot ? Not so much. Hot sex? Not so much. Great use of great cast ? Not so much. Seeing a trend here ? I'll explain further. Kurt Lockwood & Joanna Angel, easy on the eyes eh ? I think so, Mrs B thinks so. So what does Ion/Eon(?) do with them ? He shoots them in a way that makes it appear as though your are watching from underwater, or through mud. [read the full review]
skronker's
Many Are Alt, But Few Are Chosen: Eon McKai's "Neu Wave Hookers" Back in 1985, the Dark Bros. New Wave Hookers was one of those inevitable porn jokes. It spoofed pop culture with its premise of two deadbeat pals (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) who get baked one night while watching a skinflick and imagine themselves as pimps running a stable of new wave hookers (so-called, because of Bakers genius discovery that otherwise innocent girls could be turned into raving sluts if they listen to too much new wave music on big clunky headphones. Hey, porn is all about fantasy!). With a soundtrack by the Plugz, a classic DP scene by 80s porn It Girl, Ginger Lynn, and the soon-to-be-controversial casting of secretly underage Traci Lords, New Wave Hookers put the Darks on the map, and created a porn-hipster cache that director Greg Dark would continue to work decades later as a producer of rock videos (ultimately signaling porn's definitive seepage into mainstream pop consciousness, and positing Britney Spears in schoolgirl drag as the true inheritor of Traci's jailbait divadom. [read the full review]
review from 1/31/2006:
Many Are Alt, But Few Are Chosen: Eon McKai's "Neu Wave Hookers" Back in 1985, the Dark Bros. New Wave Hookers was one of those inevitable porn jokes. It spoofed pop culture with its premise of two deadbeat pals (Jamie Gillis and Jack Baker) who get baked one night while watching a skinflick and imagine themselves as pimps running a stable of new wave hookers (so-called, because of Bakers genius discovery that otherwise innocent girls could be turned into raving sluts if they listen to too much new wave music on big clunky headphones. Hey, porn is all about fantasy!). With a soundtrack by the Plugz, a classic DP scene by 80s porn It Girl, Ginger Lynn, and the soon-to-be-controversial casting of secretly underage Traci Lords, New Wave Hookers put the Darks on the map, and created a porn-hipster cache that director Greg Dark would continue to work decades later as a producer of rock videos (ultimately signaling porn's definitive seepage into mainstream pop consciousness, and positing Britney Spears in schoolgirl drag as the true inheritor of Traci's jailbait divadom. [read the full review]
Joanna's Angels review summaries:
skronker's
FAST, CHEAP AND OUT OF CONTROL sinema reviews by skronker Wassup with this alt-porn business anyway? Over the past few months, there's been a growing buzz about the genre -- mostly generated by LA art-school grad Eon McKai, whose Kill Girl Kill series injects a dose of underground style into the ol' in-'n'-out. My enthusiasm for McKai has dampened a bit since he apparently got through college without learning how to spell, and gets more mileage from the excellent design folks he hires to work on his title sequences and DVD packaging than he does from actually being a great shooter, but I still think his movies offer something a little different. I was way more impressed with what his "protege," Joanna Angel, came up with for her VCA debut. With Joanna's Angels, New York-based scenemaker claims the form for her own. [read the full review]
review from 10/19/2005:
FAST, CHEAP AND OUT OF CONTROL sinema reviews by skronker Wassup with this alt-porn business anyway? Over the past few months, there's been a growing buzz about the genre -- mostly generated by LA art-school grad Eon McKai, whose Kill Girl Kill series injects a dose of underground style into the ol' in-'n'-out. My enthusiasm for McKai has dampened a bit since he apparently got through college without learning how to spell, and gets more mileage from the excellent design folks he hires to work on his title sequences and DVD packaging than he does from actually being a great shooter, but I still think his movies offer something a little different. I was way more impressed with what his "protege," Joanna Angel, came up with for her VCA debut. With Joanna's Angels, New York-based scenemaker claims the form for her own. [read the full review]
morbidthoughts'
For those who don't know who she is, Joanna Angel is known for burningangel.com which is popular indie porn site similar to suicidegirls.com. Of course, some people think of indie porn as girls with a bunch of tattoos which cover up the fact that they're really not that attractive even without the ink. Joanna is a stunning girl though and one that I look forward to seeing on video. Think a raven haired Sarah Michelle Gellar with beautiful boobs and some generous tattoos on her arms. Joanna's Angels is a fun campy spoof of the Charlie's Angels series. Joanna is the head angel with two protegees who don't do much of anything other than listen to Joanna's stories. Her enemy (a la Demi Moore) is a delicious Katrina Kraven. Katrina has brainwashed Tommy Pistol who steals the scene whenever he shows up as a raving lunatic. The sex was hardcore but I didn't find the other girls that attractive. The best scenes both involve Joanna in them. [read the full review]
review from 10/17/2005:
For those who don't know who she is, Joanna Angel is known for burningangel.com which is popular indie porn site similar to suicidegirls.com. Of course, some people think of indie porn as girls with a bunch of tattoos which cover up the fact that they're really not that attractive even without the ink. Joanna is a stunning girl though and one that I look forward to seeing on video. Think a raven haired Sarah Michelle Gellar with beautiful boobs and some generous tattoos on her arms. Joanna's Angels is a fun campy spoof of the Charlie's Angels series. Joanna is the head angel with two protegees who don't do much of anything other than listen to Joanna's stories. Her enemy (a la Demi Moore) is a delicious Katrina Kraven. Katrina has brainwashed Tommy Pistol who steals the scene whenever he shows up as a raving lunatic. The sex was hardcore but I didn't find the other girls that attractive. The best scenes both involve Joanna in them. [read the full review]
