Reviews of Candy Apples Movies with Trailers (10)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Candy Apples, Elise, Joachim Kessef, Hailey Young, Kelly Wells, Shane Diesel, Moonshine, Charlie Macc
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Release date: 2/4/2005
Previews: Previews
Bangin' Black review summaries:
RLD Fiend's
Bangin' Black Studio: Digital Sin Director: Tyrone Shuz Editor: P.J. Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:11:25 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bonus Scene / Trailers (1:16:50) Starring: Elise (Cover Girl) Kelly Wells Hailey Young Moonshine Candi Apple Themes: Interracial Cover Quote: "Chocolate Cocks in Vanilla Chicks!" If you like your sex of the interracial variety, here's a fresh title from New Sensations/Digital Sin focusing on black guy/white girl one-on-one scenes. Elise is new to me but she looks fuckin' great on the cover. NS/DS has some of the best box covers in the business if you ask me. They're always attractive and uncluttered and even include a soft-core version of the cover on the flip side of the insert. "Bangin' Black" also features a hot cast with new anal queen Kelly "Fuck'N" Wells and sexy newcomers Candi Apple and Hailey Young. There's also been a lot of hype about new male talent Shane Diesel and his amazing member. [read the full review]
review from 6/29/2005:
Bangin' Black Studio: Digital Sin Director: Tyrone Shuz Editor: P.J. Year: 2005 Feature Time: 2:11:25 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bonus Scene / Trailers (1:16:50) Starring: Elise (Cover Girl) Kelly Wells Hailey Young Moonshine Candi Apple Themes: Interracial Cover Quote: "Chocolate Cocks in Vanilla Chicks!" If you like your sex of the interracial variety, here's a fresh title from New Sensations/Digital Sin focusing on black guy/white girl one-on-one scenes. Elise is new to me but she looks fuckin' great on the cover. NS/DS has some of the best box covers in the business if you ask me. They're always attractive and uncluttered and even include a soft-core version of the cover on the flip side of the insert. "Bangin' Black" also features a hot cast with new anal queen Kelly "Fuck'N" Wells and sexy newcomers Candi Apple and Hailey Young. There's also been a lot of hype about new male talent Shane Diesel and his amazing member. [read the full review]
Teen Sensations 8 review summaries:
All reviews of Teen Sensations 8
DreamWeaver's
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: DVSX Teen Sensations 8 Scene Summary Scene One Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal Double Penetration Double Vag Penetration Double Anal Penetration Condoms Interracial Facial Swallow Cream Pie Leah Luv & Van Damage X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (straight sex) Scene Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Comments: With braces and sporting pigtails, Leah Luv has a very youthful look and puts in a solid performance. Even though the audio is a little weak, a great scene. Scene Two Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal Double Penetration Double Vag Penetration Double Anal Penetration Condoms Interracial Facial Swallow Cream Pie Poppy Morgan & Kris Slater X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (all sex) Scene Rating: 3 out of 5 Comments: Although by-the-numbers, a well captured scene that ends with a cumshot to Poppy's stomach. Scene Three Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal Double Penetration Double Vag Penetration Double Anal Penetration Condoms Interracial Facial Swallow Cream Pie Amber Peach & Mark Ashley X X X X Scene Type: [read the full review]
review from 12/7/2004:
DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: DVSX Teen Sensations 8 Scene Summary Scene One Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal Double Penetration Double Vag Penetration Double Anal Penetration Condoms Interracial Facial Swallow Cream Pie Leah Luv & Van Damage X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (straight sex) Scene Rating: 3.75 out of 5 Comments: With braces and sporting pigtails, Leah Luv has a very youthful look and puts in a solid performance. Even though the audio is a little weak, a great scene. Scene Two Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal Double Penetration Double Vag Penetration Double Anal Penetration Condoms Interracial Facial Swallow Cream Pie Poppy Morgan & Kris Slater X X X X Scene Type: boy/girl (all sex) Scene Rating: 3 out of 5 Comments: Although by-the-numbers, a well captured scene that ends with a cumshot to Poppy's stomach. Scene Three Tease Toys Oral Vag Anal Double Penetration Double Vag Penetration Double Anal Penetration Condoms Interracial Facial Swallow Cream Pie Amber Peach & Mark Ashley X X X X Scene Type: [read the full review]
pornopunk's
I decided to check out this movie mainly to see Amber Peach for the first time. Ive already seen volumes 3 and 5 from the series and I enjoyed them. Im a big fan of petite girls and the whole barely legal angle adds to the fantasy. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Leah Luv, guy) Leah is the very pretty blonde on the predominately featured on the cover. She has a sexy petite body highlighted with a tight little tushy. She also has braces which makes her look really, really young. The action starts with a nice blowjob. She does some good sucking with hand action and no hands. Leah hops on in cowgirl and we get to see more of her cute little ass. The guy grabs it with both hands most of the time, so I didnt get to see as much of it as Id to. Anyway, next she lays on her back and is fucked in mish. The paces slow down a bit, probably because the guy looked like he was about to cum early. Next he bang her pussy in doggie. He struggles here to, but he manges to fuck her hard enough to make her little tits shake. [read the full review]
review from 7/27/2004:
I decided to check out this movie mainly to see Amber Peach for the first time. Ive already seen volumes 3 and 5 from the series and I enjoyed them. Im a big fan of petite girls and the whole barely legal angle adds to the fantasy. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Leah Luv, guy) Leah is the very pretty blonde on the predominately featured on the cover. She has a sexy petite body highlighted with a tight little tushy. She also has braces which makes her look really, really young. The action starts with a nice blowjob. She does some good sucking with hand action and no hands. Leah hops on in cowgirl and we get to see more of her cute little ass. The guy grabs it with both hands most of the time, so I didnt get to see as much of it as Id to. Anyway, next she lays on her back and is fucked in mish. The paces slow down a bit, probably because the guy looked like he was about to cum early. Next he bang her pussy in doggie. He struggles here to, but he manges to fuck her hard enough to make her little tits shake. [read the full review]
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
I had pretty low expectations for this title. Im not a fan of Teen Genre titles, and the women on the box didnt strike me as the most attractive women in the biz. That being said, lets get started. Leah Luv [ /image ] --> This girl could have been the poster girl for Camp Fire Girls. Picture Day hairstyle, braces, and the worlds smallest chest. Unlike other box covers, and stills I have seen from this genre, this girl scarred me. This girl could have passed for 14! The guy in this scene talked what I can only refer to as baby trash. As he fucked her, he whispered, When you are old enough, Ima fuck you in your ass. A little on the creepy side for me, but I guess this is a perverts dream. Great camera, and good nut to cap the scene. Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Poppy [ /image ] --> I knew this girl was real trouble when I saw her start to kiss in the begging of the scene. She teased the guy until his tent was straight up Big Top. Poppy also looked young, but I would bet that she was 20-21. Her body was probably the most flawless natural body I have seen. [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2004:
I had pretty low expectations for this title. Im not a fan of Teen Genre titles, and the women on the box didnt strike me as the most attractive women in the biz. That being said, lets get started. Leah Luv [ /image ] --> This girl could have been the poster girl for Camp Fire Girls. Picture Day hairstyle, braces, and the worlds smallest chest. Unlike other box covers, and stills I have seen from this genre, this girl scarred me. This girl could have passed for 14! The guy in this scene talked what I can only refer to as baby trash. As he fucked her, he whispered, When you are old enough, Ima fuck you in your ass. A little on the creepy side for me, but I guess this is a perverts dream. Great camera, and good nut to cap the scene. Female Looks 6/10 Sex Rating 7/10 Poppy [ /image ] --> I knew this girl was real trouble when I saw her start to kiss in the begging of the scene. She teased the guy until his tent was straight up Big Top. Poppy also looked young, but I would bet that she was 20-21. Her body was probably the most flawless natural body I have seen. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Shay Sweet, Tom Byron, Roxanne Hall, Nyrobi Knight, Felecia, Mark Davis, Julie Meadows, Candy Apples, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Taylor, Taylor Moore, Nici Sterling, Kim Chambers, Jessica Darlin, Layla Jade, Nikki Brantz, Shane Tyler, Charlese LaMour, Herschel Savage, Nairobi, Nyrobi
Studio: Elegant Angel
Release date: 2/18/2003
Previews: Previews
C.B.P. Platinum 2 (Cumback Pussy Platinum 2) review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Cumback Pussy Platinum #2 ByElegant AngelStaring Shane Tyler Nici Sterling Shay Sweet Jessica Darling Taylor Moore Chalize Lemour Cheyanne Silver Julie Meadows Layla Jade Highlights Anal Ass to Mouth Some G/G Facials The Basics -Cumback Pussy Platinum #2-Genre: Straight- 8 ScenesOverall Value- $9.00The Run Down Well to start, this is a compilation, you wouldn't know that by the cover. It comes off like someone's attempt at being artsy on a piss ants budget, the creativity is there but they forgot the effort. [read the full review]
review from 7/24/2003:
Cumback Pussy Platinum #2 ByElegant AngelStaring Shane Tyler Nici Sterling Shay Sweet Jessica Darling Taylor Moore Chalize Lemour Cheyanne Silver Julie Meadows Layla Jade Highlights Anal Ass to Mouth Some G/G Facials The Basics -Cumback Pussy Platinum #2-Genre: Straight- 8 ScenesOverall Value- $9.00The Run Down Well to start, this is a compilation, you wouldn't know that by the cover. It comes off like someone's attempt at being artsy on a piss ants budget, the creativity is there but they forgot the effort. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Alyssa Allure, Kylie Ireland, Candy Apples, Lana Sands, Laura Palmer, Ariel Daye, Sophia Ferrari, Draghixa, Krysti Lynn, Christina Angel, Kelly Trump, Paisley Hunter, Shane Tyler, Sheena, Eva Flowers, Kristi Lynn, Maeva Exel, Heidie, Tanja Roe, Liquid Slater
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Leslie
Release date: 8/16/2001
Previews: Previews
Voyeur's Favorite Blowjobs & Anals, The review summaries:
VictoriO's
The Voyeur's Favorite Blowjobs & Anals Year: 1997 Starring: Draghixa, Liquid Slater, Sheena, Christina Angel, Shane Tyler, Krysti Lynn, Eva Flowers, Lana Sands, Heidie, Tanga Roe, Kelly Trump, Alyssa Alure, Laura Palmer, Candy Apples, Ariel Daye, Paisley Hunter, Kylie Ireland, Maeva, Sofia Ferrari, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Joey Silvera, Sean Michaels & a gang of guys. Special Features: Chapters (18), Trailers (The Lecher, Fresh Meat III, The Voyeur V, Dirty Tricks II), Photo Galleria (57), Fetish Menu (BJ, Finger Anal, Anal, DP, Cum Facials), Biography, Filmographies, John Leslie CD Promo, Websites Company: Evil Angel/ John Leslie Productions -This compilation is very decent and is definitely worth having. For sometime, I have kinda overlooked John Leslie's work and assuming that his work may resemble a 'peeping- tom', 'watcher' theme with some scenes where someone's peeping or some 'hidden-camera' is involved peeping at the sex (I hate shit like that). Though most of the scenes are old, the sex is very nice. [read the full review]
review from 10/30/2001:
The Voyeur's Favorite Blowjobs & Anals Year: 1997 Starring: Draghixa, Liquid Slater, Sheena, Christina Angel, Shane Tyler, Krysti Lynn, Eva Flowers, Lana Sands, Heidie, Tanga Roe, Kelly Trump, Alyssa Alure, Laura Palmer, Candy Apples, Ariel Daye, Paisley Hunter, Kylie Ireland, Maeva, Sofia Ferrari, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Joey Silvera, Sean Michaels & a gang of guys. Special Features: Chapters (18), Trailers (The Lecher, Fresh Meat III, The Voyeur V, Dirty Tricks II), Photo Galleria (57), Fetish Menu (BJ, Finger Anal, Anal, DP, Cum Facials), Biography, Filmographies, John Leslie CD Promo, Websites Company: Evil Angel/ John Leslie Productions -This compilation is very decent and is definitely worth having. For sometime, I have kinda overlooked John Leslie's work and assuming that his work may resemble a 'peeping- tom', 'watcher' theme with some scenes where someone's peeping or some 'hidden-camera' is involved peeping at the sex (I hate shit like that). Though most of the scenes are old, the sex is very nice. [read the full review]
BIGmike's
NOTE : This is a compilation of most of John Leslies early works with Evil Angel, most scenes last between 4 to 12 minutes, with some exceptions. [Let me start off by saying that Im not a very big fan of John Leslies directorial style, but the Voyeur is probably one of his better series. This comp doesnt just have scenes from the Voyeur series, just a warning to those that may think that this is exclusively from the Voyeur.] SCENE ONE : (from the Voyeur 3) starring Heidi and three guys. Scene starts with vaginal and bj in a kitchen, before they move to another room. This is where anal starts. The girl gets anal as she gives bj to the other guys. Time for the three guys to cum on her face. SCENE TWO : (from the Voyeur 4) starring Laura Palmer and guy. They are outside, where she gives guy a bj, the guy cums quickly. SCENE THREE : (from Fresh Meat) starring Eva Flowers with Tom Byron(with long hair, I almost didnt recognize him!). Scene starts with Eva on stool at a bar, cuts right to the action. They start with anal. [read the full review]
review from 10/25/2001:
NOTE : This is a compilation of most of John Leslies early works with Evil Angel, most scenes last between 4 to 12 minutes, with some exceptions. [Let me start off by saying that Im not a very big fan of John Leslies directorial style, but the Voyeur is probably one of his better series. This comp doesnt just have scenes from the Voyeur series, just a warning to those that may think that this is exclusively from the Voyeur.] SCENE ONE : (from the Voyeur 3) starring Heidi and three guys. Scene starts with vaginal and bj in a kitchen, before they move to another room. This is where anal starts. The girl gets anal as she gives bj to the other guys. Time for the three guys to cum on her face. SCENE TWO : (from the Voyeur 4) starring Laura Palmer and guy. They are outside, where she gives guy a bj, the guy cums quickly. SCENE THREE : (from Fresh Meat) starring Eva Flowers with Tom Byron(with long hair, I almost didnt recognize him!). Scene starts with Eva on stool at a bar, cuts right to the action. They start with anal. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Channone, Kim Kataine, Bobby Vitale, Steven St. Croix, Kyle Stone, Candy Apples, Vince Vouyer, Lana Sands, Lexi Leigh, Mr. Marcus, Ariel Daye, Selena, Jack Hammer, Guy DiSilva, Blake Palmer, Sean Rider, Warren Scott, Kirsty Waay
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Leslie
Release date: 3/1/2001
Previews: Previews
Dirty Tricks 1 (Evil Angel) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: approx. 140 min. Production Date: 01 Nov. 1995 Director: John Leslie (who also wrote, produced, edited, and did the cameras Cast: Lexi Leigh, Selena, Candy Apples, Ariel Daye, Kim Kataine, Channone, Lana Sands, Kirsty Waay, Jake Steed, Sean Rider, Steven St. Croix, Mr. Marcus, Jack Hammer, Blake Palmer, Kyle Stone, Warren Scott, Bobby Vitale, Guy DiSilva, Vince Voyeur, and Dave Cummings Initial Expectations: Ive seen very few of John Leslies movies, but my expectations are fairly high as I know a lot of people have been waiting for this DVD to come out and Evil Angel normally does a great job on their DVDs. Initial Reaction: It definitely has John Leslies style and is a very well done DVD. Audio /Video Quality: From what Ive seen of John Leslies movies they all have intentionally varying audio and video qualities. Dirty Tricks #1 is no different. The audio is very clear during sex but some of the dialogue is hard to understand. [read the full review]
review from 3/18/2001:
Running Time: approx. 140 min. Production Date: 01 Nov. 1995 Director: John Leslie (who also wrote, produced, edited, and did the cameras Cast: Lexi Leigh, Selena, Candy Apples, Ariel Daye, Kim Kataine, Channone, Lana Sands, Kirsty Waay, Jake Steed, Sean Rider, Steven St. Croix, Mr. Marcus, Jack Hammer, Blake Palmer, Kyle Stone, Warren Scott, Bobby Vitale, Guy DiSilva, Vince Voyeur, and Dave Cummings Initial Expectations: Ive seen very few of John Leslies movies, but my expectations are fairly high as I know a lot of people have been waiting for this DVD to come out and Evil Angel normally does a great job on their DVDs. Initial Reaction: It definitely has John Leslies style and is a very well done DVD. Audio /Video Quality: From what Ive seen of John Leslies movies they all have intentionally varying audio and video qualities. Dirty Tricks #1 is no different. The audio is very clear during sex but some of the dialogue is hard to understand. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mila, Alyssa Allure, Jessica Jewel, Gabrielle, Phyllisha Anne, Candy Apples, Azlea, Cheyenne Silver, Deja Blew, Blair, Teri Starr, Fiero, Bobbi Bliss, Ericka Lockett, Maren Beautte, C.J. Bennett, Peach, Venus Milan, Cherry, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Randi Storm, Vivian Valentine, Amia More, Charlene Aspen, Lauryl Canyon, Misty Dawn, Shelbee Myne, Ivory Blaze, Lena Ramon, Ariel Cassidine
Studio: Vivid
Release date: 12/12/2000
Previews: Previews
75 Nurse Orgy, The review summaries:
Rumplestilt Skin's
Lesbian sex, I can't get enough of it. Not that I am a woman - just an ordinary guy who loves seeing girls eating pussy. The 75 Nurse Orgy lasts just over 2 hours but there are few memorable moments. Stars like Cheyenne Silver and Shelbee Myne are listed on the box cover as being in the movie, but blink and you'll miss them. Cheyenne pops up well over an hour into the action, but all we side is the side of her body as she (presumably) takes a dildo. Shelbee's appearance is even more fleeting. Two minutes into the movie she gets her pussy eaten for around 80 seconds and that's the end of Shelbee! The rest of the movie drags on. Hardly none of the girls look like they're really into the sex. The only redeeming part is 1 hour 40 into the movie when Bobbi Bliss and Inari Vachs enter the action. Bobbi's pussy is licked and sucked by an eager veggie eater, an older woman with reddish dark hair, and Bobbi is clearly enjoying the attention. Elsewhere Inari's juicy slit is being worked over by a Chinese chick, who sticks her tongue into Inari, sucks and laps up the juices. [read the full review]
review from 7/14/2002:
Lesbian sex, I can't get enough of it. Not that I am a woman - just an ordinary guy who loves seeing girls eating pussy. The 75 Nurse Orgy lasts just over 2 hours but there are few memorable moments. Stars like Cheyenne Silver and Shelbee Myne are listed on the box cover as being in the movie, but blink and you'll miss them. Cheyenne pops up well over an hour into the action, but all we side is the side of her body as she (presumably) takes a dildo. Shelbee's appearance is even more fleeting. Two minutes into the movie she gets her pussy eaten for around 80 seconds and that's the end of Shelbee! The rest of the movie drags on. Hardly none of the girls look like they're really into the sex. The only redeeming part is 1 hour 40 into the movie when Bobbi Bliss and Inari Vachs enter the action. Bobbi's pussy is licked and sucked by an eager veggie eater, an older woman with reddish dark hair, and Bobbi is clearly enjoying the attention. Elsewhere Inari's juicy slit is being worked over by a Chinese chick, who sticks her tongue into Inari, sucks and laps up the juices. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Candy Apples, Ethan Starr, T.J. Hart, Heaven Leigh, Dave Nelson, Tommy Cruise, Leo DeSilver, Bruce Hill, Zach Richards, Anthony Cox, Cox, Anthony, David Nelson, Elizabeth G., Obsession Demore, Leo De Silver, Tom Crooze
Studio: IMD
Directed by: Anthony Rose
Release date: 10/31/2000
Previews: Previews
Goosed! A Bisexual Fable review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: May 1999 Director: Anthony Rose Cast: Candy Apples, Elizabeth G., Heaven Leigh, Obsession Demore, T. J. Hart, Anthony Cox, Bruce Hill, David Nelson, Ethan Starr, Leo De Silver, Tom Crooze, Zach Richards in sexual roles and Chi Chi LaRue, Mistress Ilsa Strix, Mickey Skee, Wolfgang Eisenschwartz, in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard very good things about this series, and am definitely looking forward to it. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple minor bumps, but its still a very well done bisexual movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a bisexual movie with chemistry and a fun spirit Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting dark and heavy scenes, facials, or girls doing anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done when you consider the age of the movie and that its a bisexual movie (which are notorious for poor technical aspects). [read the full review]
review from 6/3/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: May 1999 Director: Anthony Rose Cast: Candy Apples, Elizabeth G., Heaven Leigh, Obsession Demore, T. J. Hart, Anthony Cox, Bruce Hill, David Nelson, Ethan Starr, Leo De Silver, Tom Crooze, Zach Richards in sexual roles and Chi Chi LaRue, Mistress Ilsa Strix, Mickey Skee, Wolfgang Eisenschwartz, in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive heard very good things about this series, and am definitely looking forward to it. Initial Reaction: Theres a couple minor bumps, but its still a very well done bisexual movie. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a bisexual movie with chemistry and a fun spirit Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting dark and heavy scenes, facials, or girls doing anal The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done when you consider the age of the movie and that its a bisexual movie (which are notorious for poor technical aspects). [read the full review]
Feels So Right's
Let's get right to it. The menu: Animated and very cute in a child-like way, since this is a take-off on Mother Goose. Though the packaging seems to list a lot of features, there really isn't much here but a manual photo gallery, two trailers, and chapter search. The cast: Chi Chi La Rue (non-sex), Mickey Skee (non-sex), Candy Apples, Wolfgang Eisenschwartz (non-sex), Ethan Starr, T.J. Hart, Tommy Cruise, Bruce Hill, Zach Richards, Dave Nelson, Anthony Cox, Heaven Leigh, Obsession DeMore, Leo DiSilver, Elizabeth X, and Mistress Ilsa Silk (non-sex). The movie: Overall, the image varies from just okay (all of Chi Chi's scenes) to pretty good (the hot tub is particularly good), most of the poorer images can be blamed on the lighting, which is often less than stellar. Most of the audio is live, though some is obviously overdubbed, and the porno tunes are indistinguishable from most others you've seen. Another problem is that when there is dialogue, one performer is often very loud, while the other is barely audible. [read the full review]
review from 6/7/2001:
Let's get right to it. The menu: Animated and very cute in a child-like way, since this is a take-off on Mother Goose. Though the packaging seems to list a lot of features, there really isn't much here but a manual photo gallery, two trailers, and chapter search. The cast: Chi Chi La Rue (non-sex), Mickey Skee (non-sex), Candy Apples, Wolfgang Eisenschwartz (non-sex), Ethan Starr, T.J. Hart, Tommy Cruise, Bruce Hill, Zach Richards, Dave Nelson, Anthony Cox, Heaven Leigh, Obsession DeMore, Leo DiSilver, Elizabeth X, and Mistress Ilsa Silk (non-sex). The movie: Overall, the image varies from just okay (all of Chi Chi's scenes) to pretty good (the hot tub is particularly good), most of the poorer images can be blamed on the lighting, which is often less than stellar. Most of the audio is live, though some is obviously overdubbed, and the porno tunes are indistinguishable from most others you've seen. Another problem is that when there is dialogue, one performer is often very loud, while the other is barely audible. [read the full review]
Freaks & Geeks review summaries:
Morrigan's
Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy. [read the full review]
review from 9/8/2000:
Freaks and Geeks Disclaimer: Anyone who gets offended at anything I say in this review should definitely NOT watch this movie A bunch of kinky people have some seriously twisted sex in some funk-ass-nasty ways. The Cast: Note: I don't know what characters these people play and frankly, I don't want to know. The only person I recognize is Candy Apples. And that's only 'cause she's got her name tattooed across her chest. Bridget Powerz Candy Apples Tree Sweet Kathy Jones Kendra Starr Tom Chapman Anaconda Brunno Napoleon Jonah Burger Earl Slate The Plot: Weird and twisted people of the world unite! There's something in this movie to suit every taste. And, boy do I mean every.... Scene 1 Well, right off the starting block, this wonderful piece of cinematic genius kicks off with a spirited birthday party for a bouncing baby boy. [read the full review]
Texas Dildo Masquerade review summaries:
Flash's
Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 12/28/2015:Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release. [read the full review]
Darkmage's
Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather. [read the full review]
review from 7/30/2000:
Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Kyle Stone, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Dee [II] (classic female), Candy Apples, Alexandra Nice, Mr. Marcus, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Amber Michaels
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Michael Zamboni
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
Fuck 'Em All 1 (Digital Playground) review summaries:
LaNIKITA2000's
Title: Fuck 'Em All! Studio: Digital Playground DVD/ All Good Video Director: Professor Mike Production Date: 6/4/99 Talent: Dee, Candy Apples, Alexandra Nice, Amber Michaels, Alexandra Silk, and Tabitha Stevens Length: 1 hr 29 min Scene One: Tabitha Stevens and Ron Jeremy Tabitha complains that Ron Jeremy is late for his appointment to fuck her. Ron Jeremy has a present for her. . .his dick. Tabitha asks him about his auto-fellatio gift. After Tabitha finishes her diatribes, they start to have sex. Tabitha enjoys sucking his dick. She gives mid tempo deep throat. She is HOT in this scene. Ron Jeremy returns the favor by giving her some oral sex. After this, he fucks her pussy in several different positions such as reverse cowgirl. They return jokes while having sex. The scene ends with him cumming in her mouth and her right cheek. She spits out the cum, which drips down her chin and onto her breasts. Scene Two: Tabitha Stevens and two guys (condom used by one of the guys) Tabitha reads a fan letter. The fan asks her in the letter if she has had two cocks in her wide mouth. [read the full review]
review from 4/16/2000:
Title: Fuck 'Em All! Studio: Digital Playground DVD/ All Good Video Director: Professor Mike Production Date: 6/4/99 Talent: Dee, Candy Apples, Alexandra Nice, Amber Michaels, Alexandra Silk, and Tabitha Stevens Length: 1 hr 29 min Scene One: Tabitha Stevens and Ron Jeremy Tabitha complains that Ron Jeremy is late for his appointment to fuck her. Ron Jeremy has a present for her. . .his dick. Tabitha asks him about his auto-fellatio gift. After Tabitha finishes her diatribes, they start to have sex. Tabitha enjoys sucking his dick. She gives mid tempo deep throat. She is HOT in this scene. Ron Jeremy returns the favor by giving her some oral sex. After this, he fucks her pussy in several different positions such as reverse cowgirl. They return jokes while having sex. The scene ends with him cumming in her mouth and her right cheek. She spits out the cum, which drips down her chin and onto her breasts. Scene Two: Tabitha Stevens and two guys (condom used by one of the guys) Tabitha reads a fan letter. The fan asks her in the letter if she has had two cocks in her wide mouth. [read the full review]