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Reviews of Jordan Septo Exquisite Movies with Trailers (16)

Boxcover for Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Randi Wright, Tommy Pistol, Lexi Belle, Phoenix Marie, Rocco Reed, Juelz Ventura, Seth Gamble, Chanel Preston, Nicole Aniston
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 10/1/2012
Previews: Previews
Xena XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody review summaries:
dandaman's
review from 10/26/2013:
"Xena XXX : An Exquisite Films Parody", from Exquisite Films and Director Jordan Septo was sitting on my desk between the already reviewed movies, I"m very happy to have the chance to to see great work put on, the costumes were excellent and the characters very close to what the show has at the time. Then you fill the little spots with strong hot sex and the formula is set to succeed. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 9/27/2012:
A new parody from Exquisite studios and this one takes on the popular Xena Warrior Princess show that featured Lucy Lawless in the title role. You see several familiar characters show up in this. Of course her right hand girl Gabrielle is here played by Lexi Belle and you have other characters such as Aphrodite, Cupid, Ares and Hercules appear also. Phoenix Marie looked so good in her costume as does Lexi. In fact the costumes were a strong part of this parody and were largely kept on in most of the scenes. The first part of the parody sees a lack of screen time for Phoenix and Lexi but the duo show up big time for the last half of this show and appear in the last three sex scenes with the middle one featuring anal from Phoenix as she fucks Rocco who is Hercules in this. The finale finally satisfies all those who have longed to see Xena and Gabrielle fuck and you won't be disappointed unless you are a toy fan with the g/g these two perform, it was very nice. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Jenna Presley, Nat Turnher, Lexi Belle, Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, Lea Lexis, Seth Gamble, Nicole Aniston
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 6/4/2012
Previews: Previews
Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody review summaries:
fu_q's
review from 6/14/2012:
Mjolnir isn't the only war-hammer that's pounding away in "Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody"--an exceptional release from Pleasure Dynasty / Extreme Comixxx and director Jordan Septo. In this fine three-hour parody--which follows fairly well the storyline of the most recent mainstream production of a similar title--the viewer is treated to the sexual exploits of a variety of Asgardians and Midgardians alike. Indeed, there's as much cavorting going on in this tawdry tale as there is fighting and scheming. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
(3.8 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Lee Stone, Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Lea Lexis, Kagney Linn Karter, Gracie Glam, Chanel Preston, Nicole Aniston, Dani Daniels
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 3/5/2012
Previews: Previews
Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 3/16/2013:
This is an okay parody. The plot is a bit too thin, although the sex works well and Chanel Preston looks fantastic as Lara Croft. The technical aspects show some good care, and although the behind the scenes feature is huge, it's also very short on substance. This one's a good rental. [read the full review]
fu_q's
review from 6/17/2012:
The tombs aren't the only things being raided in "Tomb Raider XXX...", a very good parody release from Exquisite Films and director Jordan Septo. Indeed, this film parodies the popular mainstream video game and movie franchise of a similar title, and it certainly casts its female protagonist--Lara Croft--in a light heretofore unseen by the teeming masses. In this one, not only does Ms. Croft (played by Chanel Preston) undertake a high-risk adventure for both profit and pleasure, but she and her associates also get it on in sundry sexual situations certain to sate the audience's more carnal of urges. (To put it simply: there's some hot fucking by a strong cast to be found here...all along with a good underlying plot.) [read the full review]
Captain Jack's
review from 5/8/2012:
Tomb Raider was a popular video game that was turned into a crappy movie starring Angelina Jolie many years ago. Crappy as far as storylines go, but watching Angie prance around in black leather for 2 hours made a lot of guys happy. This is the porn version of that movie starring Chanel Preston in the title role. She’s a good choice as she’s a decent actress and is gorgeous just like the mainstream actress. She has a good supporting cast in Nicole Aniston, Kagney Linn Karter and Gracie Glam. [read the full review]
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Boxcover for Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dale Dabone, Alec Knight, Nicki Hunter, Johnny Castle, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Allie Haze, Seth Gamble, Vicki Chase, Brandy Aniston, Xander Corvus
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 7/11/2011
Previews: Previews
Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody review summaries:
Captain Jack's
review from 8/16/2011:
A pretty big undertaking from Exquisite Films creating a parody of one of the great classics of the 70s, Saturday Night Fever. Seth Gamble gets the iconic John GTravolta role and nails it from the clothes to the hair to the dance moves. Evan Stone and Nicki Hunter appear as his parents with Alec Knight as his brother. Some of the babes that get rocked in this film are Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle and Allie Haze. Kristina takes on the Donna Pescow role and Allie is in Karen Gorney’s place for those scoring at home. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
review from 7/27/2011:
Here we have a take on the 1970's classic Saturday Night Fever and we have a good cast here too-- Kristina Rose leads the way for the girls with Allie Haze, Nicki Hunter, Vicki Chase, Lexi Belle and Brandy Aniston filling out the roster. Guys included Seth Gamble in the iconic role originated by John Travolta and you add in Xander Corvus, Evan Stone, Johnny Castle and Dale Dabone so a good cast on both sides. The story is very close to the Hollywood version with some minor tweeks but you'll recognize what is going on plus adding in some hot sex. [read the full review]
Boxcover for I Like Phat Bunz 5
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ava Rose, Austin Taylor, Emma Heart, Alanah Rae, Jasmine Jolie
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 4/20/2009
Previews: Previews
I Like Phat Bunz 5 review summaries:
PhoenixJo's
review from 10/12/2009:
I Like Phat Bunz 5 is a movie for the ass lover featuring five beauties with plenty of junk in the trunk. Each scene is a boy girl scene with no anal with each girl receiving a facial except for Emma who gets creampied. The majority of the girls had real breasts and were clean shaven. All the girls had seriously nice asses with the camera focusing heavily on this during the tease and the sex which cannot be faulted. I was disappointed with the first two scenes especially Ava who I've heard good things about. She was sexier in the behind the scenes feature and has a very playful personality which didnt come across in the scene. Jasmin and Emma are both really cute with both girls really into the sex delivering good scenes. Alanah's scene got better as it went on with her tits remaining an anomaly. Its better than some boy girl stuff I've seen recently but I doubt this will blow your mind. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Monster Tits 2 (Exquisite)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Lisa Lipps, Holly Halston, Alanna Ackerman, Hunter Bryce, Charisma Cappelli
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 9/22/2008
Previews: Previews
Monster Tits 2 (Exquisite) review summaries:
The Metropolitan's
review from 2/8/2009:
The title of this one says it all. The action in this one is impressive and the women are attractive, overall. I enjoyed this film, but don't expect anything over-the-top exceptional. [read the full review]
Boxcover for I Like Phat Bunz 3
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jessica Lynn [I], Brooke Scott, Kristina Rose, Tatiana Kush
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 8/18/2008
Previews: Previews
I Like Phat Bunz 3 review summaries:
PhoenixJo's
review from 9/4/2009:
I Like Phat Bunz 3 is a collection of 5 scenes featuring young ladies with supersized booties. Each scene is a boy girl scene with no anal even though it is an ass themed movie. It contains some pretty hot scenes with the stand out scene being Kristina Rose's. Kirra Lynn was pretty hot also especially at the end when all her make up has run and her face is covered in cum. All the girls had natural breasts except for Jessica whose scene I found disappointing. There was a lack of variety in the movie with each scene following the same formula and even the positions were in the same order for the first four scenes. If you're looking for safe boy girl sex with girls with big asses you wont go too far wrong however I would wait until it is a little cheaper - around the $10 mark. [read the full review]
Boxcover for I Like Phat Bunz 2
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Luscious Lopez, Richelle Ryan, Katja Kassin, Emma Cummings, Kelly Divine
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 3/17/2008
Previews: Previews
I Like Phat Bunz 2 review summaries:
picman's
review from 5/14/2008:
A video that starts strong, with Katja Kassin and Emma Cummings turning in hot scenes. The end is even stronger with a robust Luscious Lopez, but the middle is a bit soft, holding this production back a little. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Crazy Big Asses 2
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ricki White, Sheila Marie, Claire Dames, Alexis Texas
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 8/13/2007
Previews: Previews
Crazy Big Asses 2 review summaries:
barrettman's
review from 9/14/2007:
Butts . Babes with juicy posteriors for your' pleasure . Gluteous girls include : Alexis Texas Ricki White , & Gianna . Sex is all vaginal, 'cept the Ricki White & Sheila Marie scenes . No real extra butt spotlighting, i.e. oiling up the derrieres' . Sexy cast, worth a look . [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teen Frenzy
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Bree Olson, Kissy Kapri, Sophia Young, Emma Cummings, Priscilla Milan
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 7/4/2007
Previews: Previews
Teen Frenzy review summaries:
LeeScott's
review from 8/21/2007:
From MILFs to teens, and not being one to neglect any one kind of girl it is time to take a look at the fresh talent on the scene. Well, Bree is a girl who needs no introduction, and I hope all the girls will be top notch in their scenes too, as the action promises to be HOT!! [read the full review]
Boxcover for Crazy Big Asses
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ana Nova, Marie Luv, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach, Alexia Milano
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 1/5/2007
Previews: Previews
Crazy Big Asses review summaries:
Crucifixio Jones'
review from 4/15/2007:
You would think that a guy who's filmed five installments of Absolute Ass, two volumes of F My A and movies with titles like Ass 4 Cash, Asscapades, Cream Filled Asses, Great Big Asses and Good Whores Take It in the Ass wouldn't have a need to assemble his version of the definitive "ass" movie but Jordan R. Septo (as he's now calling himself) has attempted to do just that. Boasting an impressive cast of "all anal" starlets, CRAZY BIG ASSES, seeks to satisfy his fans' lusty butt-fuck cravings. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Pink Ink
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn, Adrianna Nicole, Lexi Bardot
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 2/27/2006
Previews: Previews
Pink Ink review summaries:
morbidthoughts'
review from 4/19/2006:
A lot of people don't like ink on their girls. Some girls look distinct with a tattoo here and there. If given a preference, I would rather have the girl bare than to have multiple tattoos. This movie celebrates the multiple tattoos. Gianna Lynn & Cheyne Collins Dana Vespoli (a) & Lee Stone Adriana Nicole (a) & Scott Nails Demi Marx (a) & Van Damage Lexi Bardot & Lee Stone The girls show off their tattoos and explain the stories behind them. I thought this was probably the best part about the video. I was a little shocked to see the appearance of Dana Vespoli. She was already thin when she began the business but she's much thinner now. Whatever little boobs she had before is completely gone and her ass became bony. Her metamorphasis reminds me of what had happened to Jade Hsu. Demi Marx also looks like she lost some weight and she added a sleeve on her left arm. [read the full review]
Crucifixio Jones'
review from 4/13/2006:
Pink Ink Exquiste Pleasures/Venom Digital Media D: Jordan R. Septo. Demi Marx, Dana Vespoli, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Bardot & Adrianna Nicole. 2 hours 16 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. Body art on pornstars will always be a hot button topic amongst hardcore fans. On any messageboard or public forum concerning the subject, the argument has its fair share of detractors on both sides, vehement naysayers and staunch supporters. Since the advent and introduction of "alt-porn" and its two most visible and vocal faces, director Eon McKai and goth-girl extraordinaire performer/director Joanna Angel, tattoos are slowly finding more widespread mainstream acceptance or at the very least, carving out a nice little niche. Venom's Jordan Septo is clearly amongst the body art enthusiasts. Adrianna Nicole is a blonde fuck-bunny with floppy naturals, wide tattooed hips and a mouth custom-built for giving head. Scott Nails takes full advantage of every one of her assets in a tattoo parlor chair before firing his semen to the back of her throat. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Absolute Ass 5
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Julie Night, Missy Monroe, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Luscious Lopez
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 10/25/2005
Previews: Previews
Absolute Ass 5 review summaries:
astroknight's
review from 10/10/2006:
The Little Details Running Time: 134 min. Production Date: 8 / 30 / 2005 Director: Jordan Septo Cast: Brooke Haven, Julie Night, Luscious Lopez, Missy Monroe, Vanessa Lane, Brett Rockman, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Scott Lyons, and Tony T. The Short Story Initial Expectations: Septo has made some very hot movies, and he has a great lineup of female talent here. I'm really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It's a solid anal release. Who Should Watch It : Anal fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting extreme anal action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced for the most part, but there are a few minor level changes throughout the movie. The video is also nicely done, and presented in the full frame ratio. The video is clear and nicely lit, and for the most part has very little camera motion. Music: None Menus: The main menu is okay, and blends a bit of action from the movie with a few stills of the girls. [read the full review]
Crucifixio Jones'
review from 12/4/2005:
Absolute Ass 5 Exquiste Pleasures/Venom Digital Media D: Jordan Septo. Brooke Haven, Luscious Lopez, Vanessa Lane, Missy Monroe & Julie Night. 2 hours 15 min. Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers. Of course, one of the first things a consumer is going to do when he picks up a movie is look at the cast. "Are there any girls here that I want to see, that appeal to me or that I am a tremendous fan of?" he or she may ask themselves. If casting is an important purchasing point for you personally, you should have no such worries here. Each star included is a popular one and should be a familiar face to you if you've watched any amount of adult movies in the past year. Fabulous asses on all of them, too and in a great range of different sizes from the petite and compact asses of Julie Night and Vanessa Lane to the more robust and wider, thick asses of Luscious Lopez and Brooke Haven. With her blonde locks braided into two pigtails, Brooke Haven is up first and draws Tony T for her all-anal excursion. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Hood Hoppin' 2
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Obsession, Kitten, Wesley Pipes, Delicious, Persia, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Jazmine Cashmere, Charlie Macc
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 9/28/2004
Previews: Previews
Hood Hoppin' 2 review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 10/25/2004:
I have to admit, when I think EXP and JS, I think Justin Slayer, not Jordan Septo.The irony comes in the fact that Jordan has picked up the ball that Justin left behind and continues to throw Hiessman forearms to all competitors. Its one thing to be good, and its another to be good and become great by listening to fans to improve your product. Thankfully, that legacy lives on at EXP. In feedback requested, I let Jordan know that more interactive menus and better-placed chapter stops would elevate the value of his product. If you see this title, youll see that the request was met. Kitten & Obsession [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> I got three words for you. Kitten, Kitten, Kitten. Denial is a bitch. Despite the fact that I never saw myself as a kitten fan, its now obvious that I am. I can tell you a few things about her. The 1st title I saw her in was Sugarwalls #5, I remember seeing press when she signed on with Heatwave, and I know that Salomoe De LuXXX was the 1st time I saw her give up the asshole. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Absolute Ass 2
(4.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Reina Leone, Rio Mariah, Jamie Brooks, Melissa Lauren, Joe Friday, Nicki Hunter, Katja Kassin
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 9/21/2004
Previews: Previews
Absolute Ass 2 review summaries:
Linus'
review from 6/8/2005:
Absolute Ass 2 Directed by: Jordan Septo - Initial Thoughts: Jordan Septo, that is a name most of you porn fans should know, but many of you probably do not. It amazes me why there are not a lot more people talking about this guy, he has been putting out some fantastic smut in recent months, and is also one of the most active directors out there, putting out in the area of 3 or 4 titles a month, and when you consider most top directors are only putting out 1 or 2 discs a month, it is pretty impressive what this guy comes up with, I would like to see him take one month and put all his efforts into one disc, just once to see what he could come up with. Anyway, this is the second volume in his "Absolute Ass" line, and it basically features hot girls getting thier butts reemed out by big dicks. [read the full review]
mr october's
review from 3/3/2005:
ABSOLUTE ASS 2 Directed by Jordan Septo. Five scenes, anal themed. There is some vaginal and oral sex during each of the scenes, but most scenes do feature anal sex for at least half the scene if not more. Each scene begins with a few minutes for an introduction and masturbation segment. I think this is the first movie I've seen from Jordan Septo and overall I am very impressed. I have seen some of Exquisite's movies and have been pleased so far with their product. They have done a good job of putting quality content into their movies and I am defintely interested in seeing more. SCENE 1: Melissa Lauren and Katja Kassin with Lee Stone. The girls sit and finger themselves. Melissa fingers and licks Katja's pussy and ass. Melissa bends over and allows Katja to lick her ass. The girls get on their knees and suck Lee's dick. Melissa sits on Lee, taking his dick in her pussy in reverse cowgirl position. Katja sits on Lee, taking his dick in her pussy in cowgirl position. Lee fucks Melissa's pussy, then her ass in missionary position. [read the full review]
Boxcover for Teen Latin Dolls 1
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Rick Masters, Lola [I] (ambiguous), John West, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Rhiannon Bray, Dick Delaware, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Shy Love
Studio: Exquisite
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Release date: 3/19/2004
Previews: Previews
Teen Latin Dolls 1 review summaries:
The Pocketcomb Pimp's
review from 6/17/2004:
I tend to avoid ethnic titles. Not because I have issues with race, but because I cant stand the fact that Ashley Blue is the star of a Latin, Asian, Cuban, and Australian flick. Nothing against Ashley, but these companies need to realize that there are plenty of girls to go round, and its not necessary to put Teagan in your latest release, A Kiss of Creole its disrespectful to peoples heritage. That being said, I think EXP got this one right. Without knowing histories, Id believe that all of these females were of Latin decent. The title starts out with Lola. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Lola has been in the game for a number of years, but she still looks 18. She never really moved me, but she looked particularly beautiful in this scene. Maybe it was the fact that she had a few extra pounds, she had curves that I had never seen before. I have never seen her look better (Look at that ASS!). [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Things got started with some slow head, Then progressed to a variety of sexual positions. [read the full review]