Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  5/8/2012

Tomb Raider was a popular video game that was turned into a crappy movie starring Angelina Jolie many years ago. Crappy as far as storylines go, but watching Angie prance around in black leather for 2 hours made a lot of guys happy. This is the porn version of that movie starring Chanel Preston in the title role. She’s a good choice as she’s a decent actress and is gorgeous just like the mainstream actress. She has a good supporting cast in Nicole Aniston, Kagney Linn Karter and Gracie Glam.

Chanel Preston

The movie starts and Chanel is wearing a pornofied version of the costumer, still leather, but more revealing. She’s in a hotel room to make a deal with Lee Stone, who has a long lost artifact that she’s after. He dumps a pile of cash on the floor in an effort to close the deal, but Chanel does more than just shake hands…she leans over and kisses him then drops to her knees. She takes off her top and services Lee’s cock, getting him hard in her mouth. Chanel gags herself on his meat and works out some thick stringers. There is good camera work here, alternating from both up top and from the floor. Lee picks her up for an upside down 69 and Chanel continues to force his cock down her throat. Lee tastes her pussy more thoroughly and enters her in mish. Chanel also gets boned in cowgirl, reverse, spoon, doggie and mish. Lee nuts in her mouth and Chanel savors the taste before swallowing it.

Lea Lexus

We turn to the bad guys and Lea is the head of some organization that is employing Derrick Pierce to stat Lara Croft. Derrick is talking with such a bad accent that it’s difficult to ascertain what he’s saying. Needless to say, he and Lea start going at it. He unzips Lea’s outfit to suck on her big tits. He eats her out from behind and has Lea sit on his face. They get in a 69 and she does some deep throating. Lea slurps all over his cock and gives him a wet blowjob before getting banged in mish. I love the way Lea’s tits bounce all over the place! She also rides him in cowgirl before she sticks him in her ass. Lea’s ass also gets plugged in reverse, spoon and doggie. Derrick strokes off all over her asshole and Lea does some taste testing.

Kagney Linn Karter

Chanel prances and climbs thru the wilderness looking for the relic and Chanel’s little booty shorts look great as she’s scaling mountain. Chanel finds the treasure but Lee followed her and holds a gun to her head. Chanel fights back and subdues the bigger man, then shoots him dead. Chanel continues her quest and finds a clue in a book underneath a mattress. Right after this, Evan Stone and Danny Mountain take her prisoner and lock her in a cell. Kagney offers her escape route and distracts the men while Chanel escapes. Kagney gets made into a sandwich and the boys worship her body. Kagney sucks one off while the other is boning her from behind then they switch positions. She rides Danny in reverse while Evan is choking her which is her best position. The guys get rough with her with some slapping and choking but Kagney gets into it. She gets fucked hard and gets one load dropped on her tits and the other load splashed on her pussy.

Chanel Preston, Gracie Glam, Dani Daniels

Chanel collapses in the desert from dehydration and when she comes too, she’s in a tent with a couple of harem girls in Gracie and Dani. They get to know each other with their tongues and hands touching every inch of skin within sight. A very nice lesbian scene with plenty of pussy licking and great camera angles of all the girls involved. Everyone gets pleasured and the tongues and fingers go into overdrive.

Nicole Aniston

Chanel finally catches up with Lea and she destroys her enemy. For helping her with her quest, Chanel sends her assistant, Anthony Rosano, a present in the form of Nicole Aniston. She’s wearing a conservative blue dress and leans in for a kiss. Anthony gets her naked and goes down on her. Nicole has nice form as she gets on her knees with her ass in the air to service his cock. She strokes him off while teasing the head with her tongue. Nicole gets drilled in mish, doggie, cowgirl and reverse. Nicole looks so sexy especially as she slowly grinds his cock in cowgirl. Anthony cums inside her pussy, giving Nicole a creampie which she slowly squirts out.

SPECIAL FEATURES

An hour and a half of BTS, cumshot recaps, photo galleries and trailers.

SUMMARY

As a fuck flick, this was a very good DVD. As a parody, this was very bad. There wasn’t much of a story and what there was, took about 15 minutes to tell. But, back to the sex. Chanel looked great throughout the movie and was fantastic in her sex scenes, be it with a guy or two other girls. Kagney had a heated 3-way and Lea had a nice anal scene. Let’s not forget Nicole’s sexy, hot finale and I can’t find anything wrong with the sex.