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Mamacitas 5 (Video Team)
Release date: 9/25/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Domino, Mark Wood, Kat, Kurt Lockwood, Nadia Styles, Avy Lee Roth
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Van Styles': Mamacitas Volume 5 Initial Thoughts: There seems to be an incredible amount of Latina themed movies these days, some studios are putting out 2 or 3 different lines heavily focusing on Latina girls. There are some super fine Latina ladies, and I'm all for watching them fuck on film, but the problem it seems is there aren't quite enough ladies to go around for the amount of lines that are cropping up. It seems more and more the case lately, that we see the same group of maybe 20 or so super babes in maybe 40 or more lines of Latina girls releases, some are great and some are not, and I don't want to say it gets boring, but it surely does get repetitive after a while. That said I've been impressed with Van Styles other work and I figured this one was worth a look with the good cast of girls gathered. I came in with very high expectations, and this one pretty much met them, it is a good disc, lots of high energy pounding hard sex, good energy from the girls, not always great chemistry, but still some hot sex to watch.
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Release date: 9/25/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Domino, Mark Wood, Kat, Kurt Lockwood, Nadia Styles, Avy Lee Roth
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Van Styles': Mamacitas Volume 5 Initial Thoughts: There seems to be an incredible amount of Latina themed movies these days, some studios are putting out 2 or 3 different lines heavily focusing on Latina girls. There are some super fine Latina ladies, and I'm all for watching them fuck on film, but the problem it seems is there aren't quite enough ladies to go around for the amount of lines that are cropping up. It seems more and more the case lately, that we see the same group of maybe 20 or so super babes in maybe 40 or more lines of Latina girls releases, some are great and some are not, and I don't want to say it gets boring, but it surely does get repetitive after a while. That said I've been impressed with Van Styles other work and I figured this one was worth a look with the good cast of girls gathered. I came in with very high expectations, and this one pretty much met them, it is a good disc, lots of high energy pounding hard sex, good energy from the girls, not always great chemistry, but still some hot sex to watch.
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Shane's World 30: Keepin' It Real
Release date: 2/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Gia, Nikita Denise, Tony Pounds, Calli Cox, Chris Evans, Ryan Meadows, Nikko Knight, Brittney Skye, Ayana Angel, Lil Romeo
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Shane's World 30: Keepin It Real Initial Thoughts I've liked most of the Shane's World volumes I have seen, and this one looked fairly promising, however I find myself usually not liking fan sex movies, as they suffer from several common flaws, and that being they either throw in mostly known male talent and pose them as fans, or they use real guys and they shall we say perform less than poor. This one kind of takes a notion from Seymore Butts, and puts the known scenes together as known talent just kind of home movie style, and then they do use some seemingly regular guys and they hold up pretty well and end up having some decent scenes. Overall this one really turns out to be another pretty good volume in the SW franchise, the girls keep up the fun kind of half amateur half professional idiology, and it mostly works well. At over 150 minutes it's a pretty long adventure, and a few halfway decent extras make this a pretty good value in the bang for the buck department too.
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Release date: 2/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Gia, Nikita Denise, Tony Pounds, Calli Cox, Chris Evans, Ryan Meadows, Nikko Knight, Brittney Skye, Ayana Angel, Lil Romeo
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Shane's World 30: Keepin It Real Initial Thoughts I've liked most of the Shane's World volumes I have seen, and this one looked fairly promising, however I find myself usually not liking fan sex movies, as they suffer from several common flaws, and that being they either throw in mostly known male talent and pose them as fans, or they use real guys and they shall we say perform less than poor. This one kind of takes a notion from Seymore Butts, and puts the known scenes together as known talent just kind of home movie style, and then they do use some seemingly regular guys and they hold up pretty well and end up having some decent scenes. Overall this one really turns out to be another pretty good volume in the SW franchise, the girls keep up the fun kind of half amateur half professional idiology, and it mostly works well. At over 150 minutes it's a pretty long adventure, and a few halfway decent extras make this a pretty good value in the bang for the buck department too.
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Latin Car Show Queens
Release date: 12/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Lola [I] (ambiguous), Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Jennifer Luv, Olivia O'Lovely, Shy Love, Marcos Leon, Yasmine Vega
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Devinn Lane
Review brief: Latin Car Show Queens Initial Thoughts: There are quite a few similarities between the car show culture and the porn culture, and it seems to be an increasing theme to see the two merge with more and more adult features throwing in a bit of the car culture into the story. This one goes square at it and is basically the hardcore tail of what it's like to be a car show queen in the Latin hot rod communtity. I like the story well enough, it's full of that kind of self centered backstabbing bitch character depth, and it's just simple and fun. The sex has some major hotties to boast, and they bring some pretty good salsa hot attitudes to thier performances. The extras bring a little something extra to the table too with some quality stuff worth taking a look at. Only four sex scenes in this one may detract some people, and it is a very short feature, but if your looking for something a little different story wise, it fits the bill. Technical Considerations: Pretty standard Wicked quality, picure quality, sound, and menus are all well done and sharp and clear.
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Release date: 12/7/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Lola [I] (ambiguous), Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Jennifer Luv, Olivia O'Lovely, Shy Love, Marcos Leon, Yasmine Vega
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Devinn Lane
Review brief: Latin Car Show Queens Initial Thoughts: There are quite a few similarities between the car show culture and the porn culture, and it seems to be an increasing theme to see the two merge with more and more adult features throwing in a bit of the car culture into the story. This one goes square at it and is basically the hardcore tail of what it's like to be a car show queen in the Latin hot rod communtity. I like the story well enough, it's full of that kind of self centered backstabbing bitch character depth, and it's just simple and fun. The sex has some major hotties to boast, and they bring some pretty good salsa hot attitudes to thier performances. The extras bring a little something extra to the table too with some quality stuff worth taking a look at. Only four sex scenes in this one may detract some people, and it is a very short feature, but if your looking for something a little different story wise, it fits the bill. Technical Considerations: Pretty standard Wicked quality, picure quality, sound, and menus are all well done and sharp and clear.
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Private Sports 6: Soccer Girls
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Bruno SX, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Lisa Sparkle, Maria Bellucci, Lauro Giotto, Cindy Lords, Cory Baby, Victoria Swinger
Studio: Private
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Private Sports 006: Soccer Girls Initial Thoughts This is my first venture into the world of Private Sports, but I've been watching Private's other various series for a long time. I like this one though, I am a pretty big fan of Lisa Sparkle, and that is what initially got me interested, but there is a neat kind of theme here that works well. Basically it's a tale about a female soccer team that fucks anything that walks on thier way to kicking some ass out on the field. It's a typically well done Private story with enough to piece the sex together and atleast keep some interested in it, and it has 6 pretty hot sex scenes with some fine eurobabes. The sex isn't always smoldering, but for the most part it has that usual passion and eroticism that works well in many Private titles. Extras are decent and fairly standard Private issue, and if you like Soccer this one especially has kind of a fun feel to it that does keep the sport in view.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by Linus
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Bruno SX, Franco Roccaforte, Christina Bella, Lisa Sparkle, Maria Bellucci, Lauro Giotto, Cindy Lords, Cory Baby, Victoria Swinger
Studio: Private
Directed by: Gianfranco Romagnoli
Review brief: Private Sports 006: Soccer Girls Initial Thoughts This is my first venture into the world of Private Sports, but I've been watching Private's other various series for a long time. I like this one though, I am a pretty big fan of Lisa Sparkle, and that is what initially got me interested, but there is a neat kind of theme here that works well. Basically it's a tale about a female soccer team that fucks anything that walks on thier way to kicking some ass out on the field. It's a typically well done Private story with enough to piece the sex together and atleast keep some interested in it, and it has 6 pretty hot sex scenes with some fine eurobabes. The sex isn't always smoldering, but for the most part it has that usual passion and eroticism that works well in many Private titles. Extras are decent and fairly standard Private issue, and if you like Soccer this one especially has kind of a fun feel to it that does keep the sport in view.
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Euro Domination 2
Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by howie
Starring: Philippe Dean, Richard Langin, Pamela, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jessica Fiorentino, Jane Darling, Greg Centauro, Ana Nova, Judy White, Angel Dark, Simone Peach
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Director: Christoph Clark [If you want to read a more thorough and well-written review, click on MLyons review at the top right.] My review: Prior to watching a Christoph Clark film, the porn viewer can expect these givens: focus on anal sex with the use of cocks, fingers, and toys as well as breaks in action to show off the gaping abilities of the hot Euro babes. I must disclaim that a heavy fetish overtone of dom/sub and latex/leather wear is not a big turn-on for me but it is a nice change of pace and only if in moderation. Scene 1 Judy White, Jessica Fiorentino, Philippe Dean, Richard Lengin: BJ > anal fingering > Judy getting strap-on anal in RCG > side-by-side RCG anal for both > Jessica in RCG DP > The scene starts with an extended tease segment with Judy getting almost all of the attention. The sex action starts at the 15:00 minute mark with a guy donning a latex glove and 2- or 3-fingering Judys bent over ass before she mounts Jessicas strap-on. Soon after Jessica loses the strap-on and its anal all the way except for Jessicas DP.
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Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by howie
Starring: Philippe Dean, Richard Langin, Pamela, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jessica Fiorentino, Jane Darling, Greg Centauro, Ana Nova, Judy White, Angel Dark, Simone Peach
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Director: Christoph Clark [If you want to read a more thorough and well-written review, click on MLyons review at the top right.] My review: Prior to watching a Christoph Clark film, the porn viewer can expect these givens: focus on anal sex with the use of cocks, fingers, and toys as well as breaks in action to show off the gaping abilities of the hot Euro babes. I must disclaim that a heavy fetish overtone of dom/sub and latex/leather wear is not a big turn-on for me but it is a nice change of pace and only if in moderation. Scene 1 Judy White, Jessica Fiorentino, Philippe Dean, Richard Lengin: BJ > anal fingering > Judy getting strap-on anal in RCG > side-by-side RCG anal for both > Jessica in RCG DP > The scene starts with an extended tease segment with Judy getting almost all of the attention. The sex action starts at the 15:00 minute mark with a guy donning a latex glove and 2- or 3-fingering Judys bent over ass before she mounts Jessicas strap-on. Soon after Jessica loses the strap-on and its anal all the way except for Jessicas DP.
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Teenage Spermaholics 3 (Red Light District)
Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I was really impressed with the last edition of this series. Not only did it have knockouts, the sex was great. There is a storyline for this movie. Tim Von Swine learns about the dangers of sports gambling. When he can't pay up his bets to John Strong, his daughter Kat falls victim to John and his henchmen in every way imaginable in a great scene. Kat doesn't seem to be freaked out about her dad being tied up while she's getting some great action. Jake Malone being the great friend he is tries to raise money through a raffle. He raffles off Christie Lee. Everyone's a winner (including Jake himself) in that everyone gets to participate in a blowbang. Steve Holmes gets the ultimate prize of fucking her ass in another great scene. Von Swine is still freaked out about his predicament so he dreams about Sativa Rose to relax.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Christie Lee, Sativa Rose, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Mark Zane, Keri Sable, Lefty Larue, Jasmine Byrne, Glue Gun, Tim Von Swine, Ryan Knox, Glue Gunn
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I was really impressed with the last edition of this series. Not only did it have knockouts, the sex was great. There is a storyline for this movie. Tim Von Swine learns about the dangers of sports gambling. When he can't pay up his bets to John Strong, his daughter Kat falls victim to John and his henchmen in every way imaginable in a great scene. Kat doesn't seem to be freaked out about her dad being tied up while she's getting some great action. Jake Malone being the great friend he is tries to raise money through a raffle. He raffles off Christie Lee. Everyone's a winner (including Jake himself) in that everyone gets to participate in a blowbang. Steve Holmes gets the ultimate prize of fucking her ass in another great scene. Von Swine is still freaked out about his predicament so he dreams about Sativa Rose to relax.
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White Wife Black Cock 3
Release date: 5/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, John E. Depth, Tyler Knight, Britney Madison, Francesca Sin, Nicole Parks, Isabella Soprano, Luissa Rosso, Victoria Simmons
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Xavier
Review brief: White Wife, Black Cock #3 Running Time: 120 min.Est. Production Date: April 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise Smash isnt new to the game, but its not that often that I hear people talking about them. Ive seen 4 titles from Smash so far, and I will say that 3 out of 4, I would recommend. That said, Im overdue for reviewing their work, so lets get started. Nicole [ /image ] --> This super cutie reminds me of Bree from Top Nut Bitches . She has a thick ass and a few extra pounds, but shes so bad that you forget about her less than solid frame. The best part about this entire scene is Nicoles good looks. The sex is slightly above average but lacks chemistry. Tyler Knight tried to bring the goods, but his boyish looks make it hard for me to buy this cat as dick slingin hustla. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 isabella [ /image ] --> Another full figure Thickems who was drivin everyone nuts with her pictures over at LA Direct . This is the 1st title that I know of her working in, but I could be wrong.
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Release date: 5/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, John E. Depth, Tyler Knight, Britney Madison, Francesca Sin, Nicole Parks, Isabella Soprano, Luissa Rosso, Victoria Simmons
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Xavier
Review brief: White Wife, Black Cock #3 Running Time: 120 min.Est. Production Date: April 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise Smash isnt new to the game, but its not that often that I hear people talking about them. Ive seen 4 titles from Smash so far, and I will say that 3 out of 4, I would recommend. That said, Im overdue for reviewing their work, so lets get started. Nicole [ /image ] --> This super cutie reminds me of Bree from Top Nut Bitches . She has a thick ass and a few extra pounds, but shes so bad that you forget about her less than solid frame. The best part about this entire scene is Nicoles good looks. The sex is slightly above average but lacks chemistry. Tyler Knight tried to bring the goods, but his boyish looks make it hard for me to buy this cat as dick slingin hustla. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 isabella [ /image ] --> Another full figure Thickems who was drivin everyone nuts with her pictures over at LA Direct . This is the 1st title that I know of her working in, but I could be wrong.
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Good Source Of Iron 4, A (Platinum X Pictures)
Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by CG_Gurl80
Starring: Faith, Astrid, Peachez, Railee Dean, Heaven Taylor, Krystal-Lynn Lovely
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: I've taken the time to watch this movie a few times and must say that I am impressed. "A Good Source of Iron 4" is among Brandon Iron's best work and is a very entertaining piece of erotica. There is a lot of swallowing, of course, a bunch of facials, some hot sex thrown in the mix and some very promising girls in this title. Things get off to a hot start with Astrid, who holds a cum cocktail and collects quite a few loads while eagerly anticipating her gooey meal. :) Her reaction as she tries to down the cum concoction in one gulp is priceless. Watch her struggle but eventually recover like a champ and you can't help but cheer her on! Her energy, youthful enthusiasm and cuteness are all very appealing and should endear her to many a fan. Faith, our beautiful covergirl, is up next and she blows Brandon and swallows his load before taking on a bunch of cocks and getting plastered and spoon fed her cum.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by CG_Gurl80
Starring: Faith, Astrid, Peachez, Railee Dean, Heaven Taylor, Krystal-Lynn Lovely
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: I've taken the time to watch this movie a few times and must say that I am impressed. "A Good Source of Iron 4" is among Brandon Iron's best work and is a very entertaining piece of erotica. There is a lot of swallowing, of course, a bunch of facials, some hot sex thrown in the mix and some very promising girls in this title. Things get off to a hot start with Astrid, who holds a cum cocktail and collects quite a few loads while eagerly anticipating her gooey meal. :) Her reaction as she tries to down the cum concoction in one gulp is priceless. Watch her struggle but eventually recover like a champ and you can't help but cheer her on! Her energy, youthful enthusiasm and cuteness are all very appealing and should endear her to many a fan. Faith, our beautiful covergirl, is up next and she blows Brandon and swallows his load before taking on a bunch of cocks and getting plastered and spoon fed her cum.
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Baker's Dozen 3
Release date: 12/14/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by cv
Starring: John Strong, Persia, Toni Ribas, Michael Stefano, Deja Daire, Aidon, Allie Sin, Krystal-Lynn Lovely
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: This is the third episode of Baker's Dozen, Brandon Iron's bukkake line for Platinum X Pictures. Every movie has a slightly different twist as Brandon makes variations to the formula. The core is scorching hot one-on-one sex followed by a ball-draining blizzard of facials provided by a supporting cast of dicks. Some of the previous variations have been a bit distracting for me, so it'll be interesting to see where the three scenes here go, especially because I'm not familiar with any of the actresses. Persia, Michael Stefano, 14 guys, plus cleanup girl Aidon Michael Stefano is fondling 21-year-old chocolate delight Persia from Las Vegas; he enjoys slapping her generously-sized booty while she energetically strokes his cock. She doesn't appear to have any tattoos, but she does sport a small nose piercing. Michael's fingers quickly find themselves into her anus, so I think it's safe to assume that we'll be seeing his big dick in her ass in the not-too-distant future. The room is pretty plain with a purple couch (where all the ensuing action takes place).
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Release date: 12/14/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by cv
Starring: John Strong, Persia, Toni Ribas, Michael Stefano, Deja Daire, Aidon, Allie Sin, Krystal-Lynn Lovely
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: This is the third episode of Baker's Dozen, Brandon Iron's bukkake line for Platinum X Pictures. Every movie has a slightly different twist as Brandon makes variations to the formula. The core is scorching hot one-on-one sex followed by a ball-draining blizzard of facials provided by a supporting cast of dicks. Some of the previous variations have been a bit distracting for me, so it'll be interesting to see where the three scenes here go, especially because I'm not familiar with any of the actresses. Persia, Michael Stefano, 14 guys, plus cleanup girl Aidon Michael Stefano is fondling 21-year-old chocolate delight Persia from Las Vegas; he enjoys slapping her generously-sized booty while she energetically strokes his cock. She doesn't appear to have any tattoos, but she does sport a small nose piercing. Michael's fingers quickly find themselves into her anus, so I think it's safe to assume that we'll be seeing his big dick in her ass in the not-too-distant future. The room is pretty plain with a purple couch (where all the ensuing action takes place).
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Jenna Jameson Is The Masseuse
Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jenna Jameson, Frank Gun, Maya Divine, Mandy Bright, Savanna Samson, Rachel Rotten, Justin Sterling, Rob Rotten
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 2 / 20 / 2004 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Jenna Jameson, Savannah Samson, Wendy Divine, Evan Stone, and Justin Sterling in sexual roles and Tina Tyler, Mandy Bright, Rachel Rotten, and Sunrise Adams in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I dont have many fond memories of the Masseuse series, but I cant help but be curious with this female cast. Initial Reaction: Its well done, but has some definite faults. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a lot of plot and kinkiness Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but there are a few places where it doesnt synch. Part of me thought it might be Thomas trying to be a little more artistic because its done almost as a voiceover, but even if he was it just didnt work. The movie was shot on film, so there is a fair amount of grain. Yes, as happens so often with Vivids films the grain does take over the video.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 2/21/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jenna Jameson, Frank Gun, Maya Divine, Mandy Bright, Savanna Samson, Rachel Rotten, Justin Sterling, Rob Rotten
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 2 / 20 / 2004 Director: Paul Thomas Cast: Jenna Jameson, Savannah Samson, Wendy Divine, Evan Stone, and Justin Sterling in sexual roles and Tina Tyler, Mandy Bright, Rachel Rotten, and Sunrise Adams in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: I dont have many fond memories of the Masseuse series, but I cant help but be curious with this female cast. Initial Reaction: Its well done, but has some definite faults. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a lot of plot and kinkiness Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but there are a few places where it doesnt synch. Part of me thought it might be Thomas trying to be a little more artistic because its done almost as a voiceover, but even if he was it just didnt work. The movie was shot on film, so there is a fair amount of grain. Yes, as happens so often with Vivids films the grain does take over the video.
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Big Wet Tits (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 11/12/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Brian Surewood, Carmen Hayes, Diamond Foxxx, Isabella Soprano, Sammie Rhodes, Joe Rock, Daphne Rosen, Brooke Banner
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Welcome to a dvd which combines two of porns better features. You get big tits which lots of people love seeing then you add to it by getting those boobs wet. Lots to do then and with the shiny finish your cock should be feeling pretty good come time to release! This particular dvd gives us another chance to oogle the wonderful tits of Miss Sammie Rhodes and also another chance to see her suck cock. Though by the time all the dvds she shot sucking cock before she stopped might still be coming out by the time she decides to go back,hehe. You also have the busty black woman Carmen in this and Brooke who has spurred a few discussions on Adultdvdtalk is also gracing the screen for this one. So I say let's get to it. Diamond Foxxx: This scene starts with Diamond sitting down and giving Brian Surewood the business but all he seems intent on is staring at her tits which are spilling out of the shirt she has on. Brian has the real ogre stare down pat and it must work as Diamond starts showing off more and more of her tits until she's pulled them out.
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Release date: 11/12/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Brian Surewood, Carmen Hayes, Diamond Foxxx, Isabella Soprano, Sammie Rhodes, Joe Rock, Daphne Rosen, Brooke Banner
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Welcome to a dvd which combines two of porns better features. You get big tits which lots of people love seeing then you add to it by getting those boobs wet. Lots to do then and with the shiny finish your cock should be feeling pretty good come time to release! This particular dvd gives us another chance to oogle the wonderful tits of Miss Sammie Rhodes and also another chance to see her suck cock. Though by the time all the dvds she shot sucking cock before she stopped might still be coming out by the time she decides to go back,hehe. You also have the busty black woman Carmen in this and Brooke who has spurred a few discussions on Adultdvdtalk is also gracing the screen for this one. So I say let's get to it. Diamond Foxxx: This scene starts with Diamond sitting down and giving Brian Surewood the business but all he seems intent on is staring at her tits which are spilling out of the shirt she has on. Brian has the real ogre stare down pat and it must work as Diamond starts showing off more and more of her tits until she's pulled them out.
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After School Special (Club 1821)
Release date: 4/7/2003
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Scott, David, Peter, Ryan, Derek, Kalani, Kurt, Kris, Jake (ambiguous), Rico [I] (ambiguous), Will, Philip, Jacob
Studio: Club 1821
Directed by: Brad Posey
Review brief: I am a big fan of Brad Poseys photos, so I was really looking forward to this hardcore feature. I suppose I expected too much. At any rate I was disappointed. There are only token setups to the action. Two guys are playing basketball. One throw determines wholl top. Or three guys will just be sitting around and one will say, You owe us a blowjob. No real problem there though as the sex is what were after. But the trouble is it just doesnt engender any heat. There are six scenes: (1) The basketball duo that opens the film. (2) A threesome that takes place on a sofa (you owe us a blowjob) (3) A scene with two guys in the bedroom, joined by a third who comes for the bathroom. (4) A solo on the beach (ironically the best thing in the film. The guy is hot and, as he cums while lying on his back on the sand, the first volley of cum flies over his head. Awesome!) (5) A repeat of scene three with three different guys. (6) A foursome. (Actually two pairs as they do not interact or change partners.) Now and then these youngsters steal a glance at the camera.
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Release date: 4/7/2003
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Scott, David, Peter, Ryan, Derek, Kalani, Kurt, Kris, Jake (ambiguous), Rico [I] (ambiguous), Will, Philip, Jacob
Studio: Club 1821
Directed by: Brad Posey
Review brief: I am a big fan of Brad Poseys photos, so I was really looking forward to this hardcore feature. I suppose I expected too much. At any rate I was disappointed. There are only token setups to the action. Two guys are playing basketball. One throw determines wholl top. Or three guys will just be sitting around and one will say, You owe us a blowjob. No real problem there though as the sex is what were after. But the trouble is it just doesnt engender any heat. There are six scenes: (1) The basketball duo that opens the film. (2) A threesome that takes place on a sofa (you owe us a blowjob) (3) A scene with two guys in the bedroom, joined by a third who comes for the bathroom. (4) A solo on the beach (ironically the best thing in the film. The guy is hot and, as he cums while lying on his back on the sand, the first volley of cum flies over his head. Awesome!) (5) A repeat of scene three with three different guys. (6) A foursome. (Actually two pairs as they do not interact or change partners.) Now and then these youngsters steal a glance at the camera.
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Lifestyles Special Edition
Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jack Simmons, Michael Lucas, Lance Gear, Josh Kole, Eric Magyar
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Review brief: Chris Bolt, a handsome young hunk, is about to turn thirty and his lover Lance Gear wants him to settle down in a monogamous commitment. Chris buddies, Chad Hunt and Brandon Roo, advocate the swinging life. After all thirty is not old; one is still at one's sexual peak, as Chad wisely informs him. To illustrate this Chad tells of his picking up a hustlercute uncut Milos Miroslavwhom he took back to his place so Milos could ply his trade, or rather get plowed by his trade. Now Chad Hunt has an incredibly huge cock and if I were a hustler Id charge him double. On second thought, maybe I wouldnt charge him at all. Its a hot scene as Chads always are, and Milos acquits himself admirably, taking every inch of Chads mammoth endowment. Chris then tells of his getting together with a porn star. The star is none other than Michael Lucas, wholike Chadis no slouch in the dick department. After some mutual sucking, a nice sixty-nine, and some expert rimming by LucasChad gets the full measure of Lucas incomparable rod.
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Release date: 2/21/2003
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jack Simmons, Michael Lucas, Lance Gear, Josh Kole, Eric Magyar
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Review brief: Chris Bolt, a handsome young hunk, is about to turn thirty and his lover Lance Gear wants him to settle down in a monogamous commitment. Chris buddies, Chad Hunt and Brandon Roo, advocate the swinging life. After all thirty is not old; one is still at one's sexual peak, as Chad wisely informs him. To illustrate this Chad tells of his picking up a hustlercute uncut Milos Miroslavwhom he took back to his place so Milos could ply his trade, or rather get plowed by his trade. Now Chad Hunt has an incredibly huge cock and if I were a hustler Id charge him double. On second thought, maybe I wouldnt charge him at all. Its a hot scene as Chads always are, and Milos acquits himself admirably, taking every inch of Chads mammoth endowment. Chris then tells of his getting together with a porn star. The star is none other than Michael Lucas, wholike Chadis no slouch in the dick department. After some mutual sucking, a nice sixty-nine, and some expert rimming by LucasChad gets the full measure of Lucas incomparable rod.
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Not Too Young For Cum 2 (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 1/10/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Brian Surewood, Haley, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Kathleen Kruz, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Brittany James, Haley Paige
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Having just reviewed the first in this series I felt pretty good putting this one into the player. The cast of girls assembled is pretty good I think led by Haley Paige and Harmony. I say let's not keep these young ladies waiting so jump right in! Harmony: We lead off with this hot babe and her face is the first thing we see, then Harmony starts talking dirty while squeezing her tits. Gotta love a girl with boobs who knows how to use them. Our camera shots are real good too moving right in when Harmony pulls her tits out, wish she would have licked her nipples but alas not this time. Harmony also shows us her pussy and a few fingers find their way inside. Then just in time Brian Surewood's cock is presented and Harmony does a solid job sucking him off. Sexwise you see her boned in a standing doggie with P2M, reverse cowgirl with an awesome floor shot, cowgirl another fine floor view and there's more P2M as well as her moving back to RC, then more CG.
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Release date: 1/10/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Brian Surewood, Haley, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Kathleen Kruz, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Brittany James, Haley Paige
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Having just reviewed the first in this series I felt pretty good putting this one into the player. The cast of girls assembled is pretty good I think led by Haley Paige and Harmony. I say let's not keep these young ladies waiting so jump right in! Harmony: We lead off with this hot babe and her face is the first thing we see, then Harmony starts talking dirty while squeezing her tits. Gotta love a girl with boobs who knows how to use them. Our camera shots are real good too moving right in when Harmony pulls her tits out, wish she would have licked her nipples but alas not this time. Harmony also shows us her pussy and a few fingers find their way inside. Then just in time Brian Surewood's cock is presented and Harmony does a solid job sucking him off. Sexwise you see her boned in a standing doggie with P2M, reverse cowgirl with an awesome floor shot, cowgirl another fine floor view and there's more P2M as well as her moving back to RC, then more CG.
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Cheyenne Silver Exposed
Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by MD James
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, Cheyenne Silver, Amythiest, Ariel, Shiloh
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Title: Cheyenne Silver Exposed Released by: New Machine Reviewed by MD James Ah the lovely Cheyenne Silver! What is it about her that stands out? Well, lets see shes got that nice girl-next-door look to her. She hasnt marred her body with implants or tattoos. Shes got both a sultry look and a sultry tone to her voice. Shes the girl you WISHED you knew in college. Thats certainly the impression this reviewer got when watching the latest in New Machines "Exposure" series. As with other Exposure videos, this one is a compellation of Cheyennes earlier works with both Ed Powers and Randy West in their respective pro-am videos. First up is Randy in a poolside scene from "Up & Cummers 71", and it looks like that the party has already started. Cheyenne has her white negligee wide open, and Randy already has his cock out and hard. She gives it a couple of licks before leaning back, spreading wide and welcoming him in. He wastes no time getting up to speed, and she pulls out a little battery-operated toy to assist her.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by MD James
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, Cheyenne Silver, Amythiest, Ariel, Shiloh
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Title: Cheyenne Silver Exposed Released by: New Machine Reviewed by MD James Ah the lovely Cheyenne Silver! What is it about her that stands out? Well, lets see shes got that nice girl-next-door look to her. She hasnt marred her body with implants or tattoos. Shes got both a sultry look and a sultry tone to her voice. Shes the girl you WISHED you knew in college. Thats certainly the impression this reviewer got when watching the latest in New Machines "Exposure" series. As with other Exposure videos, this one is a compellation of Cheyennes earlier works with both Ed Powers and Randy West in their respective pro-am videos. First up is Randy in a poolside scene from "Up & Cummers 71", and it looks like that the party has already started. Cheyenne has her white negligee wide open, and Randy already has his cock out and hard. She gives it a couple of licks before leaning back, spreading wide and welcoming him in. He wastes no time getting up to speed, and she pulls out a little battery-operated toy to assist her.
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1 Night In Paris
Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Rick Saloman
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2004 Director: Rick Saloman Cast: Paris Hilton and Rick Saloman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im one of the few people out there who really doesnt care about Paris Hilton. To me shes white trash with a lot of money. Initial Reaction: I can now say that Ive watched the Paris Hilton porn movie. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Paris Hilton Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a fair amount of penetration or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For amateur porn, the technical aspects are pretty good. The audio has a fair amount of background noise, but they feel natural for amateur porn. The audio is balanced pretty well, and comes off sounding pretty good for amateur porn. The video also lacks, as is usual for amateur porn. Theres a fair amount of camera shake and grain, and a few soft focus blurs as well. It mixes black and white and color footage, and looks okay.
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Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Rick Saloman
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2004 Director: Rick Saloman Cast: Paris Hilton and Rick Saloman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im one of the few people out there who really doesnt care about Paris Hilton. To me shes white trash with a lot of money. Initial Reaction: I can now say that Ive watched the Paris Hilton porn movie. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Paris Hilton Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a fair amount of penetration or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For amateur porn, the technical aspects are pretty good. The audio has a fair amount of background noise, but they feel natural for amateur porn. The audio is balanced pretty well, and comes off sounding pretty good for amateur porn. The video also lacks, as is usual for amateur porn. Theres a fair amount of camera shake and grain, and a few soft focus blurs as well. It mixes black and white and color footage, and looks okay.
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Un-Natural Sex 13
Release date: 12/27/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by mr october
Starring: Kat, Lauren Phoenix, Isabel, Sandra Romain, Katin, Trina Michaels
Studio: Diabolic
Review brief: UN-NATURAL SEX 13 Directed by Chico Wang. Un-natural Sex is an anal sex themed movie. All scenes are pretty much entirely anal sex and other than double penetrations, there is very little if any vaginal sex. Each scene begins with a short introduction or interview segment. The sex is typical of Anabolic and Diabolic which is a good thing as you get intense, nonstop sex throughout the movie. There is an interview with Kat interlaced between every scene. This series continues to be one of my favorites for straight to anal movies. Chico's style is different to say the least. He does a good job of directing and capturing the sex, but there are things that may turn away some viewers such as the content of the interview or the use of the pool in scene 4. Overall, I was pleased with what I saw here and I would be very interested in seeing more from the series. As I said with edition 12, I like the interview just fine but I would rather see it in its entirety in the special features as opposed to cut and inserted before and after each scene.
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Release date: 12/27/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by mr october
Starring: Kat, Lauren Phoenix, Isabel, Sandra Romain, Katin, Trina Michaels
Studio: Diabolic
Review brief: UN-NATURAL SEX 13 Directed by Chico Wang. Un-natural Sex is an anal sex themed movie. All scenes are pretty much entirely anal sex and other than double penetrations, there is very little if any vaginal sex. Each scene begins with a short introduction or interview segment. The sex is typical of Anabolic and Diabolic which is a good thing as you get intense, nonstop sex throughout the movie. There is an interview with Kat interlaced between every scene. This series continues to be one of my favorites for straight to anal movies. Chico's style is different to say the least. He does a good job of directing and capturing the sex, but there are things that may turn away some viewers such as the content of the interview or the use of the pool in scene 4. Overall, I was pleased with what I saw here and I would be very interested in seeing more from the series. As I said with edition 12, I like the interview just fine but I would rather see it in its entirety in the special features as opposed to cut and inserted before and after each scene.
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Peter North's P.O.V. 5
Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by pornopunk
Starring: Rose, Dani Woodward, Harmony Rose, Paola Rey, Jemeni
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: I love POV movies. They are intended to provide the perfect fantasy of what its like to have sex with a pornstar, and enjoy her doing things to your cock that you could only dream about. Actually, I think there are two types of POV. Theres the Hey look at this hot chick fucking me type littered with man talk, or even worst closeups of the guys face. Then theres the other type that focuses entirely on the female from a anomymous cocks point of view. Which basically means the stunt cock keeps his mouth shut and we dont see his face during the entire scene. I prefer the latter. So in honor of a movie devoted to the true art of POV, Ill do the entire review from our point of view. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Harmony) Harmony introduces herself to us and, tells us what she wants us to do to her and how bad she needs it. She then shows off her tits, then her ass. Both are very nice. Next shes got her lips wrapped tightly around our cock. She takes it nice and deep with great eye contact and some hot dirty talk mixed in.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by pornopunk
Starring: Rose, Dani Woodward, Harmony Rose, Paola Rey, Jemeni
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: I love POV movies. They are intended to provide the perfect fantasy of what its like to have sex with a pornstar, and enjoy her doing things to your cock that you could only dream about. Actually, I think there are two types of POV. Theres the Hey look at this hot chick fucking me type littered with man talk, or even worst closeups of the guys face. Then theres the other type that focuses entirely on the female from a anomymous cocks point of view. Which basically means the stunt cock keeps his mouth shut and we dont see his face during the entire scene. I prefer the latter. So in honor of a movie devoted to the true art of POV, Ill do the entire review from our point of view. I rate all scenes on a scale of 1 to 10. Ten is a perfect score. Scene One (Harmony) Harmony introduces herself to us and, tells us what she wants us to do to her and how bad she needs it. She then shows off her tits, then her ass. Both are very nice. Next shes got her lips wrapped tightly around our cock. She takes it nice and deep with great eye contact and some hot dirty talk mixed in.
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Perfect Fit (Hot House)
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by The Alchemy
Starring: Aiden Shaw, Mario Ortiz, Matt Colmar, Luis Vega, Joshua Adams, Tag Adams, Todd Maxwell, Jake Summers
Studio: Hot House
Review brief: Fans of Aiden Shaw must pick this movie up. Not only are his scenes amazing, but the rest of the movie is also hot. The movie begins with Aiden Shaw stoking his big and wonderful looking dick while scenes of him from Descent are being projected on to the wall behind him. He shots a thick load onto the face and shoulder of Mario Ortiz. All that happens in just the intro to the movie. Now in Scene 1: (featuring Mario Ortiz, Jake Summers, Bo Knight, and Matt Colmar) It is a free for all sex fest. Lots of sloppy cock sucking and deep tongue rimming. Everyone cums twice in this scene. Mario Ortiz is the stand out in this scene. Scene 2: (featuring Aiden Shaw and Tag Adams) This is the best scene in the movie. Tag deep throats Aiden and almost chokes. Aiden repays him by fucking the shit out of him in over five positions.You will bust a nut from just hearing Tag's moans alone. From the look on Aiden's face in this scene you can tell he is loving every mintue of fucking Tag.
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Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by The Alchemy
Starring: Aiden Shaw, Mario Ortiz, Matt Colmar, Luis Vega, Joshua Adams, Tag Adams, Todd Maxwell, Jake Summers
Studio: Hot House
Review brief: Fans of Aiden Shaw must pick this movie up. Not only are his scenes amazing, but the rest of the movie is also hot. The movie begins with Aiden Shaw stoking his big and wonderful looking dick while scenes of him from Descent are being projected on to the wall behind him. He shots a thick load onto the face and shoulder of Mario Ortiz. All that happens in just the intro to the movie. Now in Scene 1: (featuring Mario Ortiz, Jake Summers, Bo Knight, and Matt Colmar) It is a free for all sex fest. Lots of sloppy cock sucking and deep tongue rimming. Everyone cums twice in this scene. Mario Ortiz is the stand out in this scene. Scene 2: (featuring Aiden Shaw and Tag Adams) This is the best scene in the movie. Tag deep throats Aiden and almost chokes. Aiden repays him by fucking the shit out of him in over five positions.You will bust a nut from just hearing Tag's moans alone. From the look on Aiden's face in this scene you can tell he is loving every mintue of fucking Tag.
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Oral Hygiene 5
Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Websters defines hygiene as cleanliness. Well, there is absolutely nothing clean about Oral Hygiene #5, a Rob Black production. This is strictly an all-oral flick in which two guys abuse 10 girls in about as many ways as possible. Besides cocks, the girls must suck feet and hands and fingers. They are gagged with dicks, choked, and slapped until they are nearly vomiting and mascara is running down their faces. Not a pretty sight! Each girl is interviewed before each scene, and Im assuming it is Black who does the honors. Ive never met the man, but if his speech and thought pattern are consistent with these interviews, he is probably apt to say at any time, Dude, what a gnarly fucking hummer that was. Tubular, dude! Just to warm you up for the blowjobs, the girls answer questions in a most candid way. It is revealed to us that, among the many other tragedies in their life (like sucking feet to pay the rent), they have endured drug addiction, pedophile fathers, brothers in prison for life, mothers who were porn stars, and hooking at age 14.
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Websters defines hygiene as cleanliness. Well, there is absolutely nothing clean about Oral Hygiene #5, a Rob Black production. This is strictly an all-oral flick in which two guys abuse 10 girls in about as many ways as possible. Besides cocks, the girls must suck feet and hands and fingers. They are gagged with dicks, choked, and slapped until they are nearly vomiting and mascara is running down their faces. Not a pretty sight! Each girl is interviewed before each scene, and Im assuming it is Black who does the honors. Ive never met the man, but if his speech and thought pattern are consistent with these interviews, he is probably apt to say at any time, Dude, what a gnarly fucking hummer that was. Tubular, dude! Just to warm you up for the blowjobs, the girls answer questions in a most candid way. It is revealed to us that, among the many other tragedies in their life (like sucking feet to pay the rent), they have endured drug addiction, pedophile fathers, brothers in prison for life, mothers who were porn stars, and hooking at age 14.
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Cum Eating Teens
Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Reno, Becca Bratt, Jack Spade, Vincent Vega, Seth Dickens, Nicole Brazzle, Yasmine Vega, Mia Beck, Vanessa Lane
Studio: LGI
Review brief: I recently gave an unfavorable review to Teen Auditions, a decent flick ruined by director Digital DKs constant talking during the sex action. Well, fair is fair, and I will offer DKs other new release, Cum Eating Teens, as an example of how to make very good porn. Here, DK doesnt waste our time with inane interviews and non-stop commentary. The five girls start each scene with a little tease, then get right down to business. And while none of these girls would be considered a candidate for the A List, all are very enthusiastic about their performance and give very hot scenes. There is great camerawork here, as the girls bodies are captured at just the right angles. The sets and lighting are top-notch. The guys are not asked to dish out any abusive behavior. The performers simply suck and fuck each other and DK lets their actions do his talking.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Reno, Becca Bratt, Jack Spade, Vincent Vega, Seth Dickens, Nicole Brazzle, Yasmine Vega, Mia Beck, Vanessa Lane
Studio: LGI
Review brief: I recently gave an unfavorable review to Teen Auditions, a decent flick ruined by director Digital DKs constant talking during the sex action. Well, fair is fair, and I will offer DKs other new release, Cum Eating Teens, as an example of how to make very good porn. Here, DK doesnt waste our time with inane interviews and non-stop commentary. The five girls start each scene with a little tease, then get right down to business. And while none of these girls would be considered a candidate for the A List, all are very enthusiastic about their performance and give very hot scenes. There is great camerawork here, as the girls bodies are captured at just the right angles. The sets and lighting are top-notch. The guys are not asked to dish out any abusive behavior. The performers simply suck and fuck each other and DK lets their actions do his talking.
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Teen Auditions
Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Valentino, Johnny Thrust, Andrew Andretti, Desire Moore, Marcos Leon, Vanilla Skye, Seth Dickens, Brodi, Nicole Brazzle, Jacqueline Summers
Studio: LGI
Review brief: What can you say to a director who thinks hes the star of a movie? What can be said to make a egotist like Digital DK understand that we dont purchase porn to listen to nitwits like him talk over the action? Is there any way he could have screwed up Teen Auditions any more? Is there a possibility this will be a positive review? The answers to these questions could fill volumes, so Ill just say that the jive-talking director, who sounds like a reject from a Hollywood blaxploitation flick of the 70s, managed to take away any heat generated by some decent looking talent. None of the five girls were true rookies to the jizz biz, so DK could have let them do what theyre good at (sucking and fucking) and kept his yap shut.
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Release date: 1/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Valentino, Johnny Thrust, Andrew Andretti, Desire Moore, Marcos Leon, Vanilla Skye, Seth Dickens, Brodi, Nicole Brazzle, Jacqueline Summers
Studio: LGI
Review brief: What can you say to a director who thinks hes the star of a movie? What can be said to make a egotist like Digital DK understand that we dont purchase porn to listen to nitwits like him talk over the action? Is there any way he could have screwed up Teen Auditions any more? Is there a possibility this will be a positive review? The answers to these questions could fill volumes, so Ill just say that the jive-talking director, who sounds like a reject from a Hollywood blaxploitation flick of the 70s, managed to take away any heat generated by some decent looking talent. None of the five girls were true rookies to the jizz biz, so DK could have let them do what theyre good at (sucking and fucking) and kept his yap shut.
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Mobster's Wife
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by andyblake
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Vince Vouyer, Katie Gold, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Kelly Jean, Derek Lane, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I loved the plot and the acting in the mob-themed Paul Thomas picture. Vince Vouyer and Alexandra Silk were especially convincing with their New Jersey accents, but everyone seemed to be trying to stay in character. Unfortunately, the forces of evil at Vivid cut this film to ribbons before releasing it on DVD. The film was originally 131 minutes on VHS, and the DVD runs 84 minutes. You don't need to be a math major to see that more than 45 minutes have been cut from the movie, including two entire scenes. It really should be callled outtakes from "Mobster's Wife." On the flipside, there are two versions of a behind the scenes featurette, together totalling almost an hour, but in no way does the behind the scenes featurette compensate for not having the entire film on DVD. For some unknown reason, the people at Vivid cut up all of th 1990s Paul Thomas features before releasing them on DVD. I don't know which is worse, not getting the whole movie or knowing what enormous contempt the people at Vivid have for me (and you), their customer. But they are the contemptible ones.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by andyblake
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Vince Vouyer, Katie Gold, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Kelly Jean, Derek Lane, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I loved the plot and the acting in the mob-themed Paul Thomas picture. Vince Vouyer and Alexandra Silk were especially convincing with their New Jersey accents, but everyone seemed to be trying to stay in character. Unfortunately, the forces of evil at Vivid cut this film to ribbons before releasing it on DVD. The film was originally 131 minutes on VHS, and the DVD runs 84 minutes. You don't need to be a math major to see that more than 45 minutes have been cut from the movie, including two entire scenes. It really should be callled outtakes from "Mobster's Wife." On the flipside, there are two versions of a behind the scenes featurette, together totalling almost an hour, but in no way does the behind the scenes featurette compensate for not having the entire film on DVD. For some unknown reason, the people at Vivid cut up all of th 1990s Paul Thomas features before releasing them on DVD. I don't know which is worse, not getting the whole movie or knowing what enormous contempt the people at Vivid have for me (and you), their customer. But they are the contemptible ones.
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Silvia's Spell 1
Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Silvia Saint
Studio: Maximum XXX
Review brief: Its not often a porno puts me to sleep. Silvias Spell #1 set a new record by doing it twice in the same afternoon. This period piece in set in (where else?) Europe, and it features beautiful Silvia Saint and a bevy of other beauties. But despite every girl getting drilled in the ass and taking a facial, the soft lighting and Muzak background in each scene kept me from staying alert. Slow is not the word for the pacing and the action; glacier-like best describes it. The plot is set during the Renaissance period, and all the costumes seem accurate. Problem: most of the girls dont remove their clothes during the sex. So heres a cute blonde getting drilled and her petticoat and corset hide most of her body. All that shows is her breasts. What, they didnt have hips and butts to admire in those days? Forget the plot. Its told in voiceover and its stupid (something about a royal family and an evil witch). In fact, there is very little actual dialogue spoken by the actors (usually a plus in my book).
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Silvia Saint
Studio: Maximum XXX
Review brief: Its not often a porno puts me to sleep. Silvias Spell #1 set a new record by doing it twice in the same afternoon. This period piece in set in (where else?) Europe, and it features beautiful Silvia Saint and a bevy of other beauties. But despite every girl getting drilled in the ass and taking a facial, the soft lighting and Muzak background in each scene kept me from staying alert. Slow is not the word for the pacing and the action; glacier-like best describes it. The plot is set during the Renaissance period, and all the costumes seem accurate. Problem: most of the girls dont remove their clothes during the sex. So heres a cute blonde getting drilled and her petticoat and corset hide most of her body. All that shows is her breasts. What, they didnt have hips and butts to admire in those days? Forget the plot. Its told in voiceover and its stupid (something about a royal family and an evil witch). In fact, there is very little actual dialogue spoken by the actors (usually a plus in my book).
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Down the Hatch 14
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Tony T., Joel Lawrence, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Gia Paloma, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Keri Sable, Trent Soluri, Tory Lane, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Trick Dixxon, Jim Beem, Riley Brooks, Paige Turner, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Chico Wang
Review brief: I can remember when this series first started back in the day! It seemed there was this along with the I Swallow line and Down the Hatch quickly became my fave of the two due to the fact I thought better looking girls were shot along with hotter sex. Mike John laid the groundwork for this excellent series and now it's up to Chico Wang to take up the torch. This is the first one in this series I've watched in awhile and I'm glad to have picked it up. Rather than go through scene by scene as I'm sure others will my overall impressions are what I'll give here. First off very hot cover shot, Keri Sable is very attractive and has the I can't believe this girl is swallowing cum face that we all can love! But I went into this already having a good impression of Keri and she enhanced it with her efforts here. Gia Paloma was another girl who's excelled in so many things I can watch her all day. Naudia Nyce took many loads in her mouth at the same time before swallowing and she hadn't done that before.
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Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Tony T., Joel Lawrence, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Gia Paloma, Dillan Lauren, Scott Nails, Keri Sable, Trent Soluri, Tory Lane, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Trick Dixxon, Jim Beem, Riley Brooks, Paige Turner, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Chico Wang
Review brief: I can remember when this series first started back in the day! It seemed there was this along with the I Swallow line and Down the Hatch quickly became my fave of the two due to the fact I thought better looking girls were shot along with hotter sex. Mike John laid the groundwork for this excellent series and now it's up to Chico Wang to take up the torch. This is the first one in this series I've watched in awhile and I'm glad to have picked it up. Rather than go through scene by scene as I'm sure others will my overall impressions are what I'll give here. First off very hot cover shot, Keri Sable is very attractive and has the I can't believe this girl is swallowing cum face that we all can love! But I went into this already having a good impression of Keri and she enhanced it with her efforts here. Gia Paloma was another girl who's excelled in so many things I can watch her all day. Naudia Nyce took many loads in her mouth at the same time before swallowing and she hadn't done that before.
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