The Pocketcomb Pimp's Movie Reviews directed by Justin Slayer (13)
Release date: 5/20/2005
Reviewed on: 7/28/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Kathy, Ashley, Jazmine, Justin Slayer, Sarah Blue, Asmaret, Boz, Sophie Dee, Macy Lane, Morgan Van Saint, C.J. Smasher, Morgan (U.S.), Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Big Booty White Girls 2 Running Time: 120 min.est Production Date: Spring 2005 The Pocketcomb Premise Im back bitches! This time you gonna get more from every review. More drama for your mamma. More passion mixed with action, and enough comedy for a HBO special. I took a little break cause this porn thing was getting to be bananas but judging from the mails you sent, yall still reading, still feeding and a few of you is still pleading for me to review your stuff. I appreciate the support and Im here to do just that. Two words put me in the review game, Justin Slayer. That fool is the original Mike Jones (Who?) Mike Jones! Justin got out on dem streets and scrapped for every nickel he could. Like Mike Jones, He dropped those cell digits on me and told me that any feedback or suggestion would always be welcome. That was a move that earned my respect and his productions made me a fan from jump street. Early on I told him that a title I peeped was not worth my dollar and he told me that I should review it anyway.
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Release date: 1/21/2005
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Chastity, Exotica, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer, Boz, Beauty, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Blac Girls Get nasty Too Running Time: 120 min est. Production Date:Summer 2004 The Pocketcomb Premise There is only one way to describe this title and thats Damn Shame. For those of you that dont know what a Damn Shame is, its a shame that went too damn long! As usual, I get my notepad, remotes, cold beverage and special towel ready, then get comfortable on my Review Bean Bag Chair. As soon as the title started, you hear LL Fool J singing his new breakout hit Momma Said Rock Your Block. On top of all that, there was an American Flag waving, so I had to get up, remove my lucky hat and salute the mutha fuckin' intro. DAMN SHAME! Sky Black Her looks have improve 5 fold since 2 Phat Free , but that nasty ass facial piercing kept her looks rating low. Could have been a dime piece without it, but I guess someone told her it was cute. DAMN SHAME! To clarify nasty, not the good kind. Sky had an ass like an avocado.
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Release date: 12/14/2004
Reviewed on: 12/13/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Pebbles, Baby Doll, Adina Jewel, Tameka, Honeycomb, Skyy Black, Liana
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Phatty Girls Directors Cut Running Time: 160 min. Production Date: September 2003 The Pocketcomb Premise Today I am going to add a twist to a JSP Classic. Justin Slayers Phatty Girls.I couldnt wait to get my hands on his title. Justin has made quite a name for himself over the past year, and I was curious to see what new features and bonuses he would add to this release. Judging from the size of the asses on the cover, it was quite apparent that Justin has not spent any time in my neighborhood. Sure, local rapper and childhood hero Sir Mix A Lot penned the first of all booty songs, bet even Sir Makes A Lot had to be inspired by an Oakland ass. Sky [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> She came out with some post modern hippie thigh high boots. And the phattest ass I have ever seen! This ass was so big and round that you would want to hit it doggie style until it turned purple. Matter of fact, Justin tried to ease in that ass, but old girl made him pull out and slip in the pussy.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 11/12/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Friday, Justin Slayer, Jane Darling, Ava Devine, Barbara Summer, J. Monty, Boz, Jessica Sweet, Krystal de Boor
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: This series has had its ups and downs, but I stick with it because it always shows promise. The DVDs have been glitchy, and the credits and box covers are not usually accurate for cast info. Ive seen the entire series and I can tell you that this by far is the best title in the Big Tit / Butt series from EXP. Barbara Summer [ /image ] --> This scene starts off with an old school club trick. Justin is playing the part of Dr. Slayer. In my club years, I was Dr. Pimp, PCP Attorney at Law, and the ever-popular PCP, (CSA) Casting agent. Justin is all over this girl like The FCC on Stern. The good news is Barbara responds like a freak let off her leash. There not an inch on this girl that is not crying out for a brotha to love it back. The irony in this scene is the fact that Justin lures her to his office under the guise of a breast exam, but for reason unknown to us he ends up cleansing her colon. This is that shot that made Justin famous and I promise you that Barbara does not disappoint.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 8/20/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Darla Crane, Justin Slayer, Jane Darling, Laura Lion, Ava Devine, J. Monty, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Boz
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: This is the first title in this series that I have seen. Its hard to believe that the first three got by me. Its my understanding that this series has been plagues with issues such as DVD mastering problems, Inaccurate cast listed, and scene mix ups. Unlike other JSP DVDs it appears that this has been resolved. The women on the cover were in this film, and I had no issues with DVD navigation. Laura Lion [ /image ] --> Laura is a short female with a curvy frame. She is no strange to JSP, but this is the first time I have seen her do anal IR. Monty wasted no time, and busted a nut in the first 5 minutes of stroking her pussy. Monty is not what I would call a star. I hear hes reliable to work with, but his country persona is a turn off. For some reason I feel like he left the cotton fields to do his scenes. He a lot like Wesley Pipes, without the mouth. On the flip, he did bring wood, and busted two monster loads on Ms. Lion. Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10 Sandra [ /image ] --> Not what I would consider attractive.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/29/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Raquel, Fire, Justin Slayer, Courtney Devine, Mya Lovely, Coco Peach
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: In the movie Money Talks, Chris Tucker tells Charlie Sheen that his Fiancé Heather Locklear is Phat. Right about the time her eyes get big he tells her that Phat stands for Pretty Hot, And Tempting. After he makes his point, he congratulates Charlie for having such a Phat Ass Fiancé. If you like comedys, its worth a look. By neighborhood definition, a Phatty Girl is a female with an ass like an apple. Lets take a look at what Justin Slayer and EXPs definition of Phatty Girls is. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This title starts out with Mya Lovely [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This girl looked good. She came out speakin French, and all I wanted to do was wrap her up in a crepe, and dip dat azz in gravy! This was the first time I had seen her, and I must say she was a good find. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The scene started with a lot of oral, almost 15 minutes worth. Mya continued to spew French while slobbin Justin down.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Justin Slayer, Katrina Kraven, Dana Vespoli, J. Monty, Boz, Sara Jay
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Evil Angel in their official statement to the public mentioned that they were signing Justin based on his ability to shoot, direct, and perform. Thats a positive, not to mention bold statement. In my personal opinion, Justins largest contribution comes in the energy, style, and originality of his performance. I found this title to be a huge disappointment. Justins name is featured prominently on the front cover, but he only appears in 1 out of the 5 scenes on this disc. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The title starts with Dana Vespoli. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] -->Behind the Scenes to get to know the mind of this woman. Each one of her ass cheeks is wider than her waist. It's fluffy like it was fresh out of the dryer. Justin giggles it like hes a butcher weighing it by the pound. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This girl gave her heart, but it was obvious that she was having issues with the size of Justins manhood. If you listen, you can her Justin asking her if he can put a little more in.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/5/2004
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Jessica Darlin, Renee Pornero, Lauren Phoenix, Kami Andrews, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Many years ago, a group of young black men went to the Magic show in Vegas. They were there to showcase their new line of clothes, FUBU. FUBU stands for For Us, By Us. Without going into detail, I was there. Today, Justin Slayer keeps with his tradition of integrating his fans request into his works. This is a Film For Us, By Us. Once again, I was there. Slayer Unleashed #3 [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Right off I could see in spite of the six month wait, Justin had made strides to improve the quality of the DVD interface. The images were brighter, and showed that thought went into the color scheme and design. In addition, this disc has Photo Galleries, Behind the Scenes, Cum Shot Loop, and Trailers. Thanks for listening! Makes me feel like my porn dollar is going to good use. Lauren Phoenix [ /image ] --> This scene has been talked about for months now. In the behind the scenes section Lauren talks about shooting this scene the day before Halloween (6 months ago). Ms. Phoenix struts and teases us with that 5 gallon ass of hers.
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Release date: 9/22/2003
Reviewed on: 10/22/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Vanessa, Avy Scott, Justin Slayer, Laura Lion, Melanie Crush
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Its me, coming straight out the pocket once again. Today I am reviewing Justin Slayers Freshly Slayed 3 This was a much-anticipated piece of work, and it had its highs and lows. I chose this title for one reason, and one reason only. I couldnt wait to see Melanie Crush. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> I had seen a few portfolio shots online, and this girl was bad. Her hair was raven, her ass was round like an onion, and her eyes reminded me of my trip to the islands. She was everything that I had heard Cali Cox was, in this case I was satisfied. This girls body is worthy of an 80s rock ballad. She was the closest thing I have seen to a sistah in a long time. The only think missing was for Justin to get the black pipe layers, and jump her in and make it official. She entered the set dressed in white. For a minute, I swore she was a virgin. I had heard that she was shy, but I got the impression that the language barrier made her less than comfortable.
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Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 10/22/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Jada, Caramel, Mercury, Chloe Black, Justin Slayer, Baz, Nautica Binx, Misty Mason
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Almost 10 years ago I saw one of the funniest movies in cinematic history. The title of said film was Fear of a Black Hat. This movie was heralded as the black Spinal Tap. It was a parody of the rap industry and featured cameos from adult stars Dominique Simone, and Alicia Rio. The soundtrack was a hip hop salute to Weird Al Yankovick, and included a track entitled Booty Juice.Today we go beyond the movie with a review of Justin Slayer and the black Pipe Layers Booty Juice. If you have ever read one of my reviews, you may notice the common theme of comedy mixed with eroticism. I wish I could tell you that this review is a laugh a minute, but the truth is, this movie was nothing to laugh at. This movie came out today, and I have already seen it three times. It is hands down the best all black feature that I have ever seen. The irony of this is for the longest time I avoided these type of titles do to lack of sex appeal from black female talent. Mr.
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Release date: 7/19/2003
Reviewed on: 9/24/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Sky, Lilian, Adina Jewel, Tameka
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Todays review is for Justin Slayers Phatty Girls. I couldnt wait to get my hands on his title. I was not completely sold on the supporting cast in Black Pipe Layers, but the women in that title made it all worth wild. I always enjoy Justins box covers. He has a way of foreshadowing his pictures with the copy on the case. The tagline for this film is Big booty and Hip-Hop Beats Something for the streets. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Judging from the size of the asses on the cover, it was quite apparent that Justin has not spent any time in my neighborhood. Sure, local rapper and childhood hero Sir Mix A Lot penned the first of all booty songs, bet even Sir Makes A Lot had to be inspired by an Oakland ass. That said, lets get into the meat of the movie. The movie starts with a tasty ray of sunshine named Sky. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> She came out with some post modern hippie thigh high boots. And the phattest ass I have ever seen! This ass was so big and round that you would want to hit it doggie style until it turned purple.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/30/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Justin Slayer, Kristyna, J. Monty, Daria Glower, Boz, Melissa Black, Jenna Red, Sarah O'Neal, Sabina Black
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Today I got my copy of Justin Slayers Black Pipe Layers. After seeing Slayer Unleashed I just knew this film would rock my block! The girls on the DVD cover were fresh and sexy as all hell. Id seen the trailer, and it appeared that J-Slay and his band of merry men would once again rob from the rich and give to the poor. Unfortunately, I was left feeling like Oliver Twist (Please Sir, can I have more) The movie started with great promise. Three guys walking through a dark tunnel, it was reminiscent of the Pennsylvania Miners Story. I thought Justin was trying to tell me that he had spent days underground, but now he was free to lay all the black pipe necessary irrigate a small nation. The tag line for this film was 32 inches of cock per second. No doubt these brothas was packin, and I have to applaud all of them for limiting there combined length to 10.67 inches per.
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Release date: 5/31/2003
Reviewed on: 7/19/2003
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Rio, Ice, Justin Slayer, Jessica Dee, Harley Davis, Teanna Lynn, Bliss
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> This movie was talking to me from the time that I looked at the DVD cover. I quote Justin Slayer ~ Finally Free to fuck as nasty as he wants!! Once I read that I knew I was in for something that no star before him had set themsleves do! This film might just go down as the Citizen Kane of interracial porn. If this nicca would have had a sled and whispered Rosebud in one of those bitches ear, he might have gotten an Academy nod. Follow me here, cause this movies speaks volumes to todays political climate and our place in it as IR porn fans. The movie starts out with the lovely Tianna Lynn. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The scene is in what appears to be some time of decommissioned vault. The set was reminiscent of the Maxwell Smart adventure series, Get Smart. Slayer did this girl all kinds of wrong! If she would have been a piece of meat, he would have tenderized her head to toe! What I got from the scene was this. When it comes to the black man in todays political financial market, you have to Get Smart.
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