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Boxcover for New Lil' Freaks Get It Poppin' 5
New Lil' Freaks Get It Poppin' 5

Release date: 9/19/2008
Reviewed on: 4/5/2009

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Jessica, Melody, Wesley Pipes, Brian Pumper, Ayana Angel, Lena Moore, Ice Cold, Diamond Princess, Trina Black, Southern Belle
Directed by: Brian Pumper

Review brief: This series from Brian Pumper boasts a cast of all first-timers, and what a cast. Overall, a very attractive cast who performed well and looked good doing it. Special kudos to Jessica and Lena Moore, who both flaunted beautiful faces and perfect bodies. This was the first Evil Angel title I've viewed in years and I liked what I saw. I look forward to viewing the other films in this series.
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Boxcover for Mommy Got Boobs 4 (Brazzers)
Mommy Got Boobs 4 (Brazzers)

Release date: 2/5/2009
Reviewed on: 3/24/2009

Studio: Brazzers

Starring: Ramon Nomar, Jack Lawrence, Ricki Raxxx, Diamond Foxxx, Scott Nails, Danny Mountain, Dylan Ryder, Kayla Synz, Sheila Marie, Charles Dera, Keiran Lee, Amber Lynn Bach

Review brief: Brazzers is clearly my favorite studio now, and it's because of films like this. More times than not, Brazzers assembles a great cast that can deliver. This cast is no exception. It's impossible for me to pick a favorite scene, because they are all so good. If you dig MILF titles, in my view, this one is top-notch.
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Boxcover for Massive Wet Asses 6
Massive Wet Asses 6

Release date: 2/3/2009
Reviewed on: 3/21/2009

Studio: Black Ice

Starring: Heaven, Brian Pumper, L.T., Rock The Icon, Stacy Stash, Gorgeous Dames, Kim Treats, Mary J. Rides
Directed by: Lee G.

Review brief: I've seen my fair share of Black Ice films, and overall I have found them to be rather inconsistent. After my first viewing of this film, I wasn't too crazy about it. However, upon viewing it again, I enjoyed it a great deal. Very attractive cast and the action was quite consistent throughout. The standout performance was Mary J. Rides. She is absolutely flawless and put out a fine effort.
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Boxcover for King of Coochie, The
King of Coochie, The

Release date: 1/22/2009
Reviewed on: 3/17/2009

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures

Starring: Tom Byron, Tori Black, Savannah Stern, Carolyn Reese, Dakoda Brookes, Shayne Ryder
Directed by: Tom Byron

Review brief: For nearly thirty years now, Tom Byron has been seeing and doing it all in the industry. Whether if you like or dislike him, it's hard not to respect both his longevity and passion for what he does. That being said, I felt it was about time to finally check out a selection from his company, Tom Byron Pictures. His choice of cast was impeccable rarely have I seen such a stunning group of ladies in one film. Unfortunately, the action was rather hit-or-miss. The scenes either had a decent tempo or suffered from a slow tempo. Any matter, this flick was enjoyable due to the wonderful female cast (they are so hot, it was worth mentioning twice) and might be worth checking out if you are a big fan of any of the ladies. PLEASE NOTE: The male cast in this one is comprised of Byron and Byron only.
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Boxcover for My Friend's Hot Mom 16
My Friend's Hot Mom 16

Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 3/14/2009

Studio: Naughty America

Starring: Christian XXX, Bridgette Monroe, Dana Hayes, Erica Lauren, Will Powers, Harmony Bliss, Deauxma, Danny Wylde, Alan Stafford, Rocco Reed, Crystal Ashley

Review brief: I've been a big fan of Naughty America for years now and I really enjoy their MILF selections. While this film is by no means the best I've seen from them, it's still a worthy effort. Several from the female cast are very beautiful, especially Deauxma and Harmony Bliss. Overall, not a bad flick.
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Boxcover for Naughty Cheerleaders Club, The
Naughty Cheerleaders Club, The

Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 2/19/2009

Studio: New Sensations

Starring: Anthony Rosano, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Johnny Castle, Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Cassandra Calogera, Rocco Reed, Sadie West, Dani Jensen
Directed by: Eddie Powell

Review brief: I gotta tell ya, I love these movies where ladies are wearing cheerleader outfits. I like the short skirts, the hair tied in pigtails or ponytails, etc. It's even better when the cast is as good-looking as this one is. Very enjoyable film, to say the least. Hopefully, they recognize how well this one turned out and make it into a series.
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Boxcover for Doctor Adventures 2 (Brazzers)
Doctor Adventures 2 (Brazzers)

Release date: 9/15/2008
Reviewed on: 2/15/2009

Studio: Brazzers

Starring: Billy Glide, Ramon Nomar, Derrick Pierce, Dylan Ryder, Johnny Sins, Rachel Roxxx, Charles Dera, Jordan Ash, Shawna Lenee, Abby Rode, Adrenalynn, Kenzi Marie, Britney Amber

Review brief: Call me silly, but I have always found the whole nurse/female doctor thing to be a huge turn-on. Maybe it's the sexy dresses and white stockings the nurses wear (unfortunately not in real life). Whatever it is, I dig it and it's what attracted me to this film. What really got me to enjoy this film was the very attractive female cast. They looked good and performed even better. The studs also deserve credit for keeping up with these sexy honeys. Brazzers has its' finger on the pulse of the adult industry they know exactly what the consumer wants and consistently delivers it, just like they did here.
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Boxcover for Tits Ahoy 8 (3rd Degree)
Tits Ahoy 8 (3rd Degree)

Release date: 10/21/2008
Reviewed on: 2/10/2009

Studio: 3rd Degree

Starring: Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Tanya James, Anna Nikova, James Deen, Moxxie Maddron, Evie Delatosso, Amy Anderssen
Directed by: Mike Quasar

Review brief: What I love about 3rd Degree is that they always seem to make movies with a great cast (sometimes including hot chicks I've never seen before) that performs even greater. Such is the case here. Wonderful female cast, with special kudos going to smokin' hot 10 Tanya James. Not only did the ladies bring it, the guys (Mick Blue, James Deen and Mark Wood) were top-notch as well.
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Boxcover for Monster Tits 2 (Exquisite)
Monster Tits 2 (Exquisite)

Release date: 9/22/2008
Reviewed on: 2/8/2009

Studio: Exquisite

Starring: Lisa Lipps, Holly Halston, Alanna Ackerman, Hunter Bryce, Charisma Cappelli
Directed by: Jordan Septo

Review brief: The title of this one says it all. The action in this one is impressive and the women are attractive, overall. I enjoyed this film, but don't expect anything over-the-top exceptional.
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Boxcover for Tit Attack
Tit Attack

Release date: 3/17/2008
Reviewed on: 2/1/2009

Studio: Score

Starring: Lisa Lipps, Matt [I] (ambiguous), Brittany O'Neil, Minka, Tina Owen, Talon, Jean Val Jean, Anthony Rosano

Review brief: Tit Attack brings together two popular aspects: Good-looking ladies and big breasts. More times than not, that is a recipe for success. It works in this one, making it a good but not great movie. Nothing spectacular here, but just enough to keep my interest. Probably a good choice if you are a big fan of any of the ladies. PLEASE NOTE: Although this film was released in 2008, the credits show that it was actually filmed in 2005.
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Boxcover for Black Cheerleader Cream Pie
Black Cheerleader Cream Pie

Release date: 1/31/2008
Reviewed on: 1/12/2009

Studio: White Ghetto Films

Starring: Billy James, Tom Moore, Angel Eyes, Mone Divine, Carmen Hayes, Chyanne Jacobs, Chayanne Jacobs, Wet Chocolate, Mark Galifiore

Review brief: I went into this one quite hopeful. Beautiful black women decked out in cheerleader outfits (that's my idea of a good time!). However, this flick missed the mark, big time. It starts off good, then drops off. My first viewing of a Woodburn title was not a good one.
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Boxcover for In It Goes Out It Cums 6
In It Goes Out It Cums 6

Release date: 10/27/2008
Reviewed on: 1/11/2009

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: John Strong, Mark Wood, Steven French, Talon, Brittany Angel, Eden Adams, Holly Fox, London Keyes, Victoria Shay
Directed by: Mark Wood

Review brief: The premise here is simple: hot chicks who take it internally. This is a very enjoyable movie, with most of the ladies (Brittany, Victoria, and London) being new to me. A lot of great action throughout made this one a solid offering from Red Light, a company I have rarely been disappointed with.
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Boxcover for Slutty Campus Teens 5
Slutty Campus Teens 5

Release date: 9/26/2008
Reviewed on: 1/11/2009

Studio: Pink Visual

Starring: Briana, Ashley Bell, Christina Aguchi, Julissa, Tyler Stevens

Review brief: This offering from Pink Visual features some sexy ladies who are shown on college campuses. The premise is basically the same for all of the scenes. Although this film doesn't exactly offer anything groundbreaking, the action is pretty good overall. NOTE TO PINK VISUAL: Please list the actors somewhere on the front or back cover.
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Boxcover for My Friend's Hot Mom 15
My Friend's Hot Mom 15

Release date: 11/3/2008
Reviewed on: 1/7/2009

Studio: Naughty America

Starring: Lisa Ann, Amber Lynn, Raquel DeVine, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Holly Halston, Chris Johnson, Danny Mountain, C.J. Wright

Review brief: For several years now, Naughty America has been churning out one impressive title after another. This reviewer feels that their real strength is in the MILF genre, specifically the "My Friend's Hot Mom" series. I have viewed a number of these and have never been disappointed. Volume 15 is no exception. The action in this edition is among the most consistent I have seen in some time. The MVP in this one goes to Chris Johnson, whose three solid performances indicate to me that he could soon be a well-sought after actor. Also, it was a real treat to see two returning ladies (Raquel DeVine and Shayla LaVeaux) who are now MILFs. I hope the recent reports of NA's demise are untrue. I would hate to see a quality company like NA close its doors. Anyway, if you have never viewed a NA title, this selection is a fine example of what NA is all about.
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Boxcover for Big Tits At School 4
Big Tits At School 4

Release date: 11/17/2008
Reviewed on: 1/4/2009

Studio: Brazzers

Starring: Voodoo, Jenaveve Jolie, Tory Lane, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Kayla Synz, Johnny Sins, Cindy Dollar, Jordan Ash, Phoenix Marie, Capri Cavanni

Review brief: The fine people at Brazzers have done it again. Big Tits at School Vol. 4 is another awesome title consisting of all the traits I look for in a movie: hot chicks wearing slutty outfits and being as nasty as they can be. Every chick is smokin' hot and several of them (Phoenix Marie, Capri Cavalli and Cindy Dollar) I was seeing for the first time. Brazzers has never done me wrong and it's flicks like this that make them my favorite studio.
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Boxcover for Housewives Unleashed 30
Housewives Unleashed 30

Release date: 9/1/2008
Reviewed on: 12/27/2008

Studio: Homegrown

Starring: Lincoln, Jack Vegas, Victoria Valentino, Amber Chase, Tara Tainton, Veronika Stone, John Strange, Mert Schimmell Finney, Codet T

Review brief: Housewives Unleashed 30 is my second viewing of a Homegrown title (the first being Housewives Unleashed 28, which I gave some rather high marks). This installment has a good-looking cast, however, there are some big flaws. The editing in the Amber Chase scene was quite distracting and hurt the scene overall. Tara's scene was way too brief and Veronika's suffered from bad video quality. Clearly, this film should have been much better than it was. Homegrown did a fine job on HU 28 and should take a cue from that movie before producing HU 31.
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Boxcover for She Got Pimped 6
She Got Pimped 6

Release date: 2/18/2008
Reviewed on: 12/16/2008

Studio: Pink Visual

Starring: Vivica, Shamiqua, America, Krystal Wett, Lisa Strokes

Review brief: She Got Pimped 6 features good-looking ladies who get makeovers with the promise of being cast in a movie/tv role. Everyone involved delivered good performances and helped make this a enjoyable flick.
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Boxcover for Up Skirts (Zero Tolerance)
Up Skirts (Zero Tolerance)

Release date: 9/30/2008
Reviewed on: 12/14/2008

Studio: Zero Tolerance

Starring: Pat Myne, Lee Stone, Tori Black, Manuel Ferrara, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Alektra Blue, Ryder Skye, Nika Noir, Deena Daniels, Kenzi Marie, Eden Adams
Directed by: Miles Long

Review brief: Upskirts is a hot flick, especially if you like hot chicks wearing short skirts and heels (who doesn't?). Each scene gives us several upskirts to enjoy (hence the title) as well as some pretty hot action. This film also features several in-demand ladies, such as Eden Adams and Tori Black.
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Boxcover for Teenage Brotha Lovers 13
Teenage Brotha Lovers 13

Release date: 9/29/2008
Reviewed on: 12/6/2008

Studio: Exquisite

Starring: Jamie, Whitney Fears, Leona Dulce, Annette Allen, Kandice Kavelli

Review brief: Teenage Brotha Lovers 13 is an absolutely flawless movie. Nothing to complain about here. The ladies were all dressed sexy (and look quite attractive) and put in strong performances. Rico Strong (who appeared in four out of the five scenes) and Prince also did a great job. There are also three bonus scenes I will describe at the end.
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Boxcover for MILF School 7
MILF School 7

Release date: 4/21/2008
Reviewed on: 12/6/2008

Studio: Filthy Films

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Dave Pounder, J-Mac, Calliste, Arianna Labarbara, Shay Gunz, Savannah Jane, Barbie Paige, Payton Palmer
Directed by: Cezar Capone

Review brief: MILF School 7 showed some promise but overall lacked in several areas. The heat was either inconsistent or lacking altogether, and the scenes were mostly too short. The cast was decent-looking overall, but even that was not enough to save this flick.
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Boxcover for Needy Housewives 7
Needy Housewives 7

Release date: 11/11/2008
Reviewed on: 11/27/2008

Studio: Cinema Play

Starring: Veronica Rayne, Michelle McLaren, Claire Dames, Nichole Heiress, Audrey Maxx

Review brief: The premise of each scene here is basically the same guys who pose as handymen, trying to get it on with housewives. Sounds interesting enough, let's see how they do.
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Boxcover for Don't Let Daddy Know 6
Don't Let Daddy Know 6

Release date: 9/22/2008
Reviewed on: 11/23/2008

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Steven French, Alex Gonz, Cameron Love, Eden Adams, Holly Fox, Julie Ellis, Monica Ashley
Directed by: Mark Wood

Review brief: Don't Let Daddy Know 6 is my first viewing from this particular series. I have enjoyed Wood's other series work (Wasted Youth, etc.) so I am hopeful for this one. Also, except for the lovely Holly Fox, all the other ladies are new to me, so I am quite excited to check them out.
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Boxcover for Big Tits Boss 2
Big Tits Boss 2

Release date: 6/2/2008
Reviewed on: 11/20/2008

Studio: Reality Kings

Starring: Sheila, Kristal Summers, Memphis, Savanah, Priya Rai, Abey

Review brief: Big tits Boss Vol. 2 deals with big-breasted ladies (bosses) who show their wares to some lucky guys. The name says it all.
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Boxcover for Nuthin' Butt Net
Nuthin' Butt Net

Release date: 10/16/2007
Reviewed on: 11/16/2008

Studio: Black Ice

Starring: Cuntre Pipes, Jean-Claude Batiste, Rico Strong, Roxy Reynolds, Misty Stone, Cassidy Clay, Candice Nicole, Melrose Foxxx, Ethan Hunt
Directed by: Dawayne Dane

Review brief: Nuthin' Butt Net is an all-black film feauring ladies who are wearing fishnets. This fact, along with the impressive cast, should make for an interesting movie, to say the least.
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Boxcover for Internal Cumbustion 13
Internal Cumbustion 13

Release date: 7/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/14/2008

Studio: Zero Tolerance

Starring: John Strong, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Melissa Lauren, Priva, Kylee Reese, Carolyn Reese, Claudia Valentine, Holly Fox
Directed by: Chris Streams

Review brief: Internal Cumbustion 13 is part of a fantastic series, a series I have seen much of. I have come to expect a certain level of quality and consistency with this series, and hope for the same in this installment.
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