Housewives Unleashed 30 Review

Reviewed by The Metropolitan  on  12/27/2008

Housewives Unleashed 30 is my second viewing of a Homegrown title (the first being Housewives Unleashed 28, which I gave some rather high marks). This installment has a good-looking cast, however, there are some big flaws. The editing in the Amber Chase scene was quite distracting and hurt the scene overall. Tara's scene was way too brief and Veronika's suffered from bad video quality. Clearly, this film should have been much better than it was. Homegrown did a fine job on HU 28 and should take a cue from that movie before producing HU 31.

SCENE 1: Victoria Valentino & Jack Vegas

The gorgeous Victoria is washing dishes when there is a knock on the door. Vegas enters to continue remodeling Victoria's house. Victoria is crazy-hot with long brown hair and wearing a sexy brown dress that shows off her beautiful big breasts. She's on her way to a job interview, but she is soon persuaded to stick around and spend some time with Vegas. The lucky handyman opens Victoria's dress to reveal a matching pink lace bra and panties. In no time, Victoria is on her knees performing oral. Not wanting to waste any time, she puts one leg up on a ladder for STANDING DOGGIE. Victoria's ass looks fantastic here. They then switch to RCG, where Victoria finally removes her bra, and CG. This chick is absolutely flawless (and if you find a flaw, don't tell me because I won't believe you, lol). Victoria begs for more (and clutches her breasts) as Vegas enters in MISH and things speed up a bit as we get a brief POV shot in DOGGIE. It's back in mish where Vegas pops on Victoria's face.

Nice opener. Victoria looked hotter than ever and was filled with energy and passion. Vegas did his job well, giving it to Victoria hard.

SCENE 2: Veronika Stone & John Strange

Strange comes to the door to tell Veronika that he can't do any work on the house because it's raining. He enters and comes on to her with her hubby not home. Veronika is a sexy russian woman with blonde hair and wearing a long black dress. After she tells Strange where she's from, he says "I hope to be in Russia soon". After a brief oral exchange, they start doing it in DOGGIE. The camera view from the front perfectly shows Veronika's nice breasts. In MISH, she starts playing with her breasts and her breathing gets quite heavy in RCG. We get a nice view of Veronika's incredible ass in both CG and doggie. The pop lands on Veronika's face.

Veronika is a hot chick and seemed interested throughout, but I was waiting for Strange to pick up the tempo, which never happened. Also, the video quality was very grainy and reminded me non-fondly of the VHS days. Disappointing scene.

SCENE 3: Tara Tainton & Code T

Code is working on some plants outside on the porch as Tara is leaning over the kitchen counter, showing off some hot gams. She has long, dark red hair and is sporting a white top with a short skirt and heels. After finishing up, Code enters to get paid for his duties. First, Tara leads him to the bathroom so that he can take a shower. Tara cracks the door open and watches Code shower as she rubs herself. She then enters to grab Code's laundry just as he is exiting the shower. Next thing you know, the two are in full makeout mode. The couple proceeds to enter the shower with Tara still fully dressed (what is wrong with this picture?). Thankfully, Tara soon disrobes for oral. Code then returns the favor as Tara's huge (real) breasts make an appearance. Now seated on a ledge in the corner of the shower, Tara accepts Code in MISH, even screaming out for approval at one point. In POV DOGGIE, Tara's ass is showcased and it's here where Code pops on Tara's ample chest.

I was hoping this scene would have been so much better than it was. Way too brief (only 13 minutes, start to finish). As bad as this scene was, I have to see more of Tara, whose incredible beauty was the only bright spot.

SCENE 4: Amber Chase & Mert Schimmellfinney/Lincoln

Amber, who I am a big fan of from HU 28, is wearing a red sweater and short grey skirt with heels and kneehighs that cover her very long legs. Soon, Amber's legs pop open and Lincoln performs oral. Amber does the same and the scene abruptly ends (very odd). Next, we cut to Amber with Mert on the couch. Mert wastes no time in stimulating Amber, who responds in her trademark loud and passionate way. The two then engage in DOGGIE while Amber gives oral to Lincoln. Mert does Amber incredibly hard here. Amber then rocks on top in RCG, all the while rubbing herself. I tell ya, I am totally in love with this woman. Then it's back to DOGGIE once again, where Mert pops on Amber's face.

There were multiple edits during the scene which were rather unusual and broke up the flow of the action. However, Amber looked real good and her enthusiasm was totally off the charts. Average to Above average scene.

Special features include over 90 (yes, 90!) minutes of trailers, a bloopers reel and several "Coming Soon" previews.