Massive Wet Asses 6 Review

Reviewed by The Metropolitan  on  3/21/2009

I've seen my fair share of Black Ice films, and overall I have found them to be rather inconsistent. After my first viewing of this film, I wasn't too crazy about it. However, upon viewing it again, I enjoyed it a great deal. Very attractive cast and the action was quite consistent throughout. The standout performance was Mary J. Rides. She is absolutely flawless and put out a fine effort.

SCENE 1: Heaven & Brian Pumper

Pumper is stumbling around, clearly inebriated. Once he falls off to sleep, we get a look at his dream, and what a dream. Heaven has a wonderful body with black/blonde hair tied in a ponytail and wearing a skimpy (is there any other kind?) pink bikini.

Positions: CG, RCG, Spoon, Doggie, Mish

Nice way to start off. Heaven was quite hot and very vocal.

SCENE 2: Stacy Stash & Rock: The Icon

Stacy has escaped from the local jail and is hiding out in a chicken coop (?) when another escapee (Rock) sees her. The two decide to enter a nearby house where things start to heat up.

Positions: CG, Mish, Doggie

The action in this one was pretty good, although there could have been more variety.

SCENE 3: Kim Treats & L.T.

L.T. wants to buy Kim's SUV, but he doesn't have enough money. No problem, Kim feels that they can work something out. She drops her denim shorts to reveal black & pink lace panties (Question: Why does this never happen to me when I go buy a car from a hot chick?).

Positions: CG, Mish, Doggie, Spoon

Not too bad. Kim is flat-out beautiful and the two put out a decent scene.

SCENE 4: Mary J. Rides & Brian Pumper

Pumper notices a tall metal canister lying on his sofa, when suddenly a genie (Mary) pops out and grants him three wishes. All three wishes involve him getting with her. As any good genie would, she agrees to his wishes.

Positions: Doggie, Spoon, Mish, CG

Mary has it all; beautiful face, long legs, big booty, the whole shot. Fun scene, my favorite in this one.

SCENE 5: Gorgeous Dames & Rock: The Icon

Gorgeous has escaped from jail and enters a home, where she removes her jail garb. She's now wearing a red corset, black fishnets and heels (and wearing them well, I might add). She decides to lounge out by the pool when Officer Rock hops the fence, looking for her. He spots her (not knowing she's the assailant) and asks her if she saw anyone. She says no, and proceeds to have Rock apply some lotion to her. It's soon decided to move the festivities indoors.

Positions: Doggie, Mish, CG

Good closing scene. Gorgeous is fantastic here.

Extras include popshots and a gallery.