The Metropolitan's Movie Reviews with Trailers (30)
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Release date: 7/22/2010
Reviewed on: 8/3/2010
Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Christian XXX, Kris Slater, Otto Bauer, McKenzee Miles, Jack Vegas, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira, Katie Kox, Allie Haze, Darcy Tyler
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Anytime you have hot chicks wearing sexy office attire, I'm interested. All the ladies involved here are wearing short skirts, stockings and heels. Good cast here, let's see how it all comes together.
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Release date: 2/2/2010
Reviewed on: 4/20/2010
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Raylene, Tabitha Stevens, Taylor Wane, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Diamond Foxxx, James Deen, Puma Swede
Directed by: Mick Blue
Review brief: What we have here is five veteran milfs who are doing what they do best, including two that have returned in the past year or so after long layoffs. No plot or acting, just right to the good stuff.
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Release date: 1/25/2010
Reviewed on: 3/23/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Shyla Stylez, Sophie Dee, Rico Strong, Velicity Von, Kelly Divine, Juelz Ventura, Missy Woods
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: As the title suggests, Rico Strong is the only male actor in this one. As lucky as he is, he has his work cut out for him six gorgeous ladies. Can he do it? Let's take a look.
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Release date: 1/19/2010
Reviewed on: 3/15/2010
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Brock Adams, Broc Adams, Janae Foxx, Hooks, Royalty, Nikki Moscato, Carla Chillz, Savannah Heat, Ciara Trez, Trip X, Dizzy Dee, Chocolate Haze, So Seductive, Ramon Darkknight, Ramondark Knight
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: With the exception of covergirl Ciara Trez, all of the ladies in this flick are making their adult debuts. Nice looking cast. Let's see if these rookies can perform like veterans.
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Release date: 1/19/2010
Reviewed on: 2/20/2010
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Mick Blue, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Dani Jensen, Rebecca Blue, Kiara Diane, Gracie Glam, Breanne Benson
Directed by: Danny Case, Pat Myne
Review brief: The title of this one explains it all cheerleaders who specialize in creampies. All five ladies here are quite beautiful and yes, all five are wearing cheerleader outfits (hot chicks jumping around wearing skimpy skirts, sounds like a recipe for fun!).
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Release date: 11/12/2009
Reviewed on: 12/8/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Gianna Michaels, Sandra Romain, Angelina Crow, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Tory Lane, Jasmine Byrne, Amy Ried, Lela Star, Rachel Starr
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: This release is a compilation of Eric Everhard scenes which is released under the Jules Jordan umbrella. Although not every scne appealed to me, all the ladies were hot and the effort was there.
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Release date: 10/13/2009
Reviewed on: 12/2/2009
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Pat Myne, David Perry, Mick Blue, Nikki Benz, Brooke Haven, Kagney Linn Karter, Krissy Lynn, Angel Vain
Directed by: Mick Blue
Review brief: Take one look at this star-studded cast and you just know this one is going to be good. And it is. Every lady here is smokin' hot and their performances mirror their good looks. The guys here also put forth impressive showings.
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Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 11/22/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Pat Myne, David Perry, Michael Stefano, Tiffany Tyler, Chastity Lynn, Victoria White, Ashlyn Rae, Ally Kay, Breanne Benson, Cali Kayden, Brittany Miller, Bella Rey
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: I was really excited going into this one. Not only is the cast quite beautiful, but I had not seen any of the ladies because they are all relatively new to the industry. However, after completing the film, I was quite disappointed. The film didn't seem to have any real direction, it was all over the place. The action itself was hit-or-miss. The GG scene didn't fit, and the two lovely ladies in it (Breanne Benson & Cali Kayden) I felt could have been used better.
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Release date: 8/25/2009
Reviewed on: 10/9/2009
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, James Deen, Devon Lee, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Mick Blue
Review brief: This film contains a star-studded cast, with five gorgeous veteran milfs. Included are three of my personal favs (Dyanna, Julia, and Lisa), and all five are wearing sexy attire. The action here is good, overall. That being said, there is nothing here that would place this selection into the "great" classification.
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Release date: 8/5/2009
Reviewed on: 10/4/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Dyanna Lauren, John Strong, Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Mick Blue, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Vannah Sterling, Angela Attison
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: I looked forward to this one for several reasons. First, the return of Dyanna Lauren. Dyanna is one of my all-time favs, becoming a fan of hers in the early-90's. She still looks top notch. Also, I have become a huge Vannah Sterling fan in the past year. She was phenomenal, as usual, in this one. And lastly, it was good to see another returning starlet, Raylene, who I always enjoyed back in the 90's. Overall, a fine flick with some beautiful 30-somethings.
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Release date: 2/2/2009
Reviewed on: 7/5/2009
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Lynn Lemay, Jordan Blue, Claudia Valentine, Zoey Andrews, BB Gunn
Review brief: Mature Brotha Lovers 12 was a good film featuring three of my favorites Jordan Blue, Lynn LeMay, and Zoey Andrews. All three did a fine job, as did Claudia Valentine & BB Gun. I'd never seen BB before I was impressed with her looks and her enthusiasm. Kudos to Prince & Rico Strong, who appeared in four out of the five scenes.
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Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 7/1/2009
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Debi Diamond, Tabitha Stevens, Chris Johnson, James Deen, Dane Cross, Janet Mason, Violet Adamson
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Mother Load 5 is a fine milf movie, with several familiar faces from the 90's, like Tabitha Stevens, Debi Diamond, and Roxanne Hall, all of which look as good or better than they did back then. This was my first time seeing Janet Mason, who does a fine job here, and Violet Addamson, who is already one of my new favorites.
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Release date: 5/14/2009
Reviewed on: 6/13/2009
Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Wood, Shyla Stylez, Chris Johnson, Alec Knight, Jayden Jaymes, Johnny Sins, Kristina Rose, Aletta Ocean, Tara Lynn Foxx
Directed by: Kevin Moore
Review brief: I love nurses. That is, the fantasy of nurses I realize the nurses of today don't wear short skirts and stockings with high heels. This is the best well-rounded movie I've seen in a while. Every chick is smokin' hot and does a great job in their respective scenes. Although I loved every scene, two stood out: Shyla Stylez, who can do no wrong in my eyes and my undisputed favorite, and newcomer Tara Lynn Foxx, who is absolutely stunning and is also good at what she does.
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Release date: 11/24/2008
Reviewed on: 5/31/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Melody, Crystal, Brian Pumper, Nat Turnher, Toni Sweets, Alay Milan, Lacy Davis
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: Brian Pumper really outdid himself here. What a beautiful cast he has assembled. Alay Milan was flawless, Toni Sweets' body was incredibly hot, Crystal was amazing with maybe the most beautiful eyes I've seen and Lacy Davis did a great job for a newcomer. My favorite was Melody, whose beauty and enthusiasm was unmatched. Every scene seemed to work in fact, the only gripe I have was the background music, which thankfully was present only in two scenes, but was rather distracting. Other than that, a fine release from Pumper.
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Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 5/10/2009
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Debi Diamond, Christian XXX, Brittany O'Connell, Lola [I] (ambiguous), James Deen, Payton Leigh, Alex Gonz, Marco Banderas, Syren De Mer
Review brief: Milf Bone 3 is all about the big return of Debi Diamond. That's not to say that Debi's appearance here is all that is good (far from), but her inclusion is what will sell this selection. Debi's scene was really great, thanks in part to the always-prepared James Deen. I was a big fan of Debi's in the early-90's, so to see her again, looking hotter than ever, was a real treat. This is also the first I've seen of Brittany O'Connell in probably 15 years, another beautiful lady I was/still am quite fond of. Overall, every scene was either good or great, thanks to the experienced ladies and their dependable male counterparts.
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Release date: 11/14/2008
Reviewed on: 5/10/2009
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Shane Diesel, Alyssa Dior, Leona Dulce, Kirra Lynne, Leenuh Rae, Madaline
Directed by: Shane Diesel
Review brief: I was attracted to this film because of Leona Dulce (who I am a big fan of) and covergirl Daphne Flor, whom I was seeing for the first time. Both of their scenes, along with the bonus scene with Alyssa Dior, were the class of this movie, with the other three falling short. Overall, the cast was good but at times the film suffered from the action moving along too slowly. A good, but not great selection.
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Release date: 11/17/2008
Reviewed on: 4/10/2009
Studio: Homegrown
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Starring: Erica, Tom, Jay, Buck, Hope, Brooke Cherry, Laci Rose
Review brief: Every now and then, I like to review a Homegrown title because, it being an amateur company, they rarely feature any mainstream performers, and you can occasionally find that "diamond in the rough". I went into this one quite optimistic I saw that the cast was rather attractive and thought this might be a decent movie. Well, it wasn't. Of the four scenes, one was a solo scene (never been my thing) and another featured just foreplay. The remaining two had their own problems (which I briefly explain below). This film had the potential to be a decent release, instead it stands as a film that seems like it was just thrown together without any real effort.
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Release date: 2/3/2009
Reviewed on: 3/21/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Heaven, Brian Pumper, L.T., Rock The Icon, Stacy Stash, Gorgeous Dames, Kim Treats, Mary J. Rides
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: I've seen my fair share of Black Ice films, and overall I have found them to be rather inconsistent. After my first viewing of this film, I wasn't too crazy about it. However, upon viewing it again, I enjoyed it a great deal. Very attractive cast and the action was quite consistent throughout. The standout performance was Mary J. Rides. She is absolutely flawless and put out a fine effort.
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Release date: 1/22/2009
Reviewed on: 3/17/2009
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tori Black, Savannah Stern, Carolyn Reese, Dakoda Brookes, Shayne Ryder
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: For nearly thirty years now, Tom Byron has been seeing and doing it all in the industry. Whether if you like or dislike him, it's hard not to respect both his longevity and passion for what he does. That being said, I felt it was about time to finally check out a selection from his company, Tom Byron Pictures. His choice of cast was impeccable rarely have I seen such a stunning group of ladies in one film. Unfortunately, the action was rather hit-or-miss. The scenes either had a decent tempo or suffered from a slow tempo. Any matter, this flick was enjoyable due to the wonderful female cast (they are so hot, it was worth mentioning twice) and might be worth checking out if you are a big fan of any of the ladies. PLEASE NOTE: The male cast in this one is comprised of Byron and Byron only.
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Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 2/19/2009
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Anthony Rosano, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Johnny Castle, Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Cassandra Calogera, Rocco Reed, Sadie West, Dani Jensen
Directed by: Eddie Powell
Review brief: I gotta tell ya, I love these movies where ladies are wearing cheerleader outfits. I like the short skirts, the hair tied in pigtails or ponytails, etc. It's even better when the cast is as good-looking as this one is. Very enjoyable film, to say the least. Hopefully, they recognize how well this one turned out and make it into a series.
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Release date: 10/21/2008
Reviewed on: 2/10/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Tanya James, Anna Nikova, James Deen, Moxxie Maddron, Evie Delatosso, Amy Anderssen
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: What I love about 3rd Degree is that they always seem to make movies with a great cast (sometimes including hot chicks I've never seen before) that performs even greater. Such is the case here. Wonderful female cast, with special kudos going to smokin' hot 10 Tanya James. Not only did the ladies bring it, the guys (Mick Blue, James Deen and Mark Wood) were top-notch as well.
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Release date: 9/22/2008
Reviewed on: 2/8/2009
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Lisa Lipps, Holly Halston, Alanna Ackerman, Hunter Bryce, Charisma Cappelli
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Review brief: The title of this one says it all. The action in this one is impressive and the women are attractive, overall. I enjoyed this film, but don't expect anything over-the-top exceptional.
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Release date: 1/31/2008
Reviewed on: 1/12/2009
Studio: White Ghetto Films
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Starring: Billy James, Tom Moore, Angel Eyes, Mone Divine, Carmen Hayes, Chyanne Jacobs, Chayanne Jacobs, Wet Chocolate, Mark Galifiore
Review brief: I went into this one quite hopeful. Beautiful black women decked out in cheerleader outfits (that's my idea of a good time!). However, this flick missed the mark, big time. It starts off good, then drops off. My first viewing of a Woodburn title was not a good one.
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Release date: 9/26/2008
Reviewed on: 1/11/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
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Starring: Briana, Ashley Bell, Christina Aguchi, Julissa, Tyler Stevens
Review brief: This offering from Pink Visual features some sexy ladies who are shown on college campuses. The premise is basically the same for all of the scenes. Although this film doesn't exactly offer anything groundbreaking, the action is pretty good overall. NOTE TO PINK VISUAL: Please list the actors somewhere on the front or back cover.
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Release date: 2/18/2008
Reviewed on: 12/16/2008
Studio: Pink Visual
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Starring: Vivica, Shamiqua, America, Krystal Wett, Lisa Strokes
Review brief: She Got Pimped 6 features good-looking ladies who get makeovers with the promise of being cast in a movie/tv role. Everyone involved delivered good performances and helped make this a enjoyable flick.
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