I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing 17 Review

Reviewed by The Metropolitan  on  5/10/2009

I was attracted to this film because of Leona Dulce (who I am a big fan of) and covergirl Daphne Flor, whom I was seeing for the first time. Both of their scenes, along with the bonus scene with Alyssa Dior, were the class of this movie, with the other three falling short. Overall, the cast was good but at times the film suffered from the action moving along too slowly. A good, but not great selection.

SCENE 1: Leona Dulce & Shane Diesel

Positions: Mish, Spoon, Doggie, CG

I am in love with Leona, plain and simple. Always energetic, always very vocal, and always looking incredibly hot. Diesel performed well, I just don't know how he lasted as long as he did. Great opener.

SCENE 2: Kirra Lynne & Shane Diesel

Positions: Doggie, Mish, Spoon, CG

This one wastes little time. Diesel answers the door, Kirra enters and starts to disrobe (wow, if only it was this easy in real life, lol). I don't know what it is, but I think the space between Kirra's front teeth is really sexy, no idea why. Anyway, the action never really reached higher than lukewarm status, making this scene pretty average.

SCENE 3: Madaline & Shane Diesel

Positions: Spoon, Mish, Doggie, CG

This was my first time seeing Madaline and I must say, she's pretty hot. Long, dark hair and a slim body, although the large tattoo covering her lower stomach was a big turn-off. Like the previous scene, this one showed some promise but never delivered on it. Too much of the action was slow moving. Average at best.

SCENE 4: Daphne Flor & Shane Diesel

Positions: Doggie, CG, RCG, Spoon

To say that Daphne is stunning would be a gross understatement. She's got it all; gorgeous face with an equally gorgeous body. Daphne made this one fun with her enthusiasm and the sexy facial expressions she made throughout. Very enjoyable scene.

SCENE 5: Leenuh Rae & Shane Diesel

Positions: Spoon, RCG, CG, Mish, Doggie

Leenuh is a sexy 18 year old dark-haired chick with braces. She seemed into it, which is always a good thing, and the scene overall was above average.

BONUS SCENE: Alyssa Dior & Shane Diesel

Positions: Mish, CG, Doggie

The scene begins with Alyssa entering through the front door and slowly walking up a flight of stairs, where we are treated to a wonderful view from behind (no pun intended). When she reaches the top, she makes her way to the bedroom, where Diesel is waiting for her. Alyssa is a smokin' hot chick with long dark hair(with white highlights, which I love) and an incredible body. Although there wasn't much variety here, the action was quite good and Alyssa was a lot of fun to watch. Very good scene.

Extras include the bonus scene, BTS, photo gallery, two trailers and a web trailer.