Tit Attack Review

Reviewed by The Metropolitan  on  2/1/2009

Tit Attack brings together two popular aspects: Good-looking ladies and big breasts. More times than not, that is a recipe for success. It works in this one, making it a good but not great movie. Nothing spectacular here, but just enough to keep my interest. Probably a good choice if you are a big fan of any of the ladies. PLEASE NOTE: Although this film was released in 2008, the credits show that it was actually filmed in 2005.

SCENE 1: Brittany O'Neil & Talon

Psychiatrist Brittany, decked out in a short see-through dress and heels with her long legs crossed, is analyzing Talon's dreams, which always seem to involve busty women. The doc has a solution she calls "Big Boob Therapy" (heck, sign me up!). This type of treatment starts with Brit uncasing her breasts from their lace holster. The two engage in RCG, CG, DOGGIE, MISH, and SPOON.

Fun opening scene. The action was hot and heavy; Brit was stunning and Talon brought his A game.

SCENE 2: Lisa Lipps & Jean Val Jean

We see Lisa in the middle of a photo shoot, Jean serving as the photographer. When they finish snapping photos, Lisa wants to see Jean's other talents, which he gladly agrees to. The action starts in MISH with Lisa's beautiful legs up in the air. We briefly get some POV shots in this position, which is followed by RCG and Spoon.

OK at best. Lisa looked gorgeous but the scene never really got that hot.

SCENE 3: Minka & Matt

Minka is standing on the street wearing a crazy bikini top, which does little to cover her up and a short skirt with fishnet pantyhose and heels. This chick's body is nuts. Matt soon comes by and picks her up, taking her to his hotel room. Once the top comes off, Matt is amazed at what he sees, and with good reason. After Minka hops on in RCG, the two engage in SPOON and MISH.

Decent scene. Matt was solid and Minka was fun to watch. She started in with the dirty talk early on, making the scene that much more enjoyable. I tell ya, the image of Minka's body will forever be burnt into my mind, and that's a good thing.

SCENE 4: Dee Dee Deluxx & Anthony Rosano

Busty Dee Dee wishes her husband a good day at work, and as soon as he departs, Rosano comes out from underneath the bed, where he had been hiding all night. Dee Dee looks awesome in a pink corset and heels with white fishnet stockings covering her sexy long legs. Dee Dee gets things going in a positive direction in RCG, followed by MISH, DOGGIE, and MISH again for the happy ending.

I really enjoyed this scene. Dee Dee's body is a work of art and she seemed very into the scene. Rosano was on his game here, as usual.