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Release date: 5/8/2003
Reviewed on: 6/10/2003
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Honey, Frank Gun, Jay Ashley, Nacho Vidal, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Flick Shagwell, Toni Ribas, Mandy Bright, Ashley Long, Ashley Blue, Kelli Tyler, Tristan Seagal
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Director Dannie Cass undoubtedly watched a whole pile of EA and RLD titles, and studied well, because this is a first class all-sex video on a par with some of Jules Jordan stuff. There is alot of good tease, and the girls are dressed in colorful sexy outfits. The emphasis is on cream pies, but even if you have not acquired a taste for the cum dripping out of a well-fucked snatch fetish, you have plenty of hot, nasty sex preceding it. The opening scene is best with a volcanic duo, Ashley Blue and Nacho Vidal. Nacho twists Ashley into all kinds of pretzel shapes while pounding her relentlessly. Ashley looks great, her pussy now totally bald, and her intensity level at the top of the charts. The scene never turns excessively rough but it is full of surprises. It is great to see such a good one-on-one sex scene in which the performers have a chance to get into each other. Ashley Long does both DPP and DAP for the circus act crowd.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/10/2003
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Amber Lynn, Randy West, Nicki Charm, Whitney Prince, Brittany Stryker, Nick Random
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Porn movies from the late 80s sure seem strange. Mainstream movies from the era don't look a whole lot different from ones today, but the porn looks like its from another planet. Hairy pussies, teased hair, no tattoos, no piercings, such tepid sex scenes - how did we ever get off on this stuff? We know it wasn't made on another planet because Randy, Hershel, Tom and Peter, all amusingly svelte here, are still going strong, but the starlets are long forgotten. Well, almost forgotten. Nikki and Beverly play hookers who want to leave the fuckee-suckee life, and somehow land jobs on a small town newspaper. They proceed to fuck and suck their way to the big scoop, exposing an Arab plot to take over Dennys and Bob's Big Boy. Paul Thomas is credited with the script. Nikki was one of the forerunners of the teenie look and she gave good head. Amber Lynn and Beverly generate some good enthusiasm, but director Robert McCallum isn't very creative in building any heat. Bryttny Stryker is the one performer who would fit right in todays far more intense environment.
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Release date: 5/29/2003
Reviewed on: 6/10/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Serenity, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Jacklyn Lick, Heaven Leigh, Mickey G., Alyssa Love, Reo D'Genero, Heaven Lee
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: This 1997 feature showcases the sultry Serenity as a witch (a good one I guess) who falls in love at first sight with Tony Tedeshi! She doesn't want to win Tony by nefarious spells, she wants to win him with her own considerable charms. Shades of the old Jimmy Stewart-Kim Novack Bell, Book, and Candle. Her brother, a trim Tom Byron, thinks she is nuts for desiring a mere mortal, threatens to report her to the nearest cabal, and can't help interfering with sis's schemes with some hocus-pocus of his own. Fear not, true love wins out, but not before some bumpy sex in the road. And since the sex is directed and edited by Jim Enright, a Master of the wrong camera angle, you know there will be plenty of bumps and little heat. Trying to find the blowjobs through the hair is an effort. This video is sadly representative of story based porn of the 80's and 90's with its boring sex; most viewers will probably FF through most of it in search of an effective shot of Serenity getting boned.
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Release date: 5/29/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Brandon Iron, Jay Ashley, Jessica Darlin, Lee Stone, Trevor Zen, Ander Page, Renee Pornero, Stefany Mays, Boo Dilicious, Talon
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: This is definitely the hey day of the girl next door type in porn. Healthy fresh faces, real tits, naturally enthusiastic attitudes rule the roost. And the Grrl Power series showcases these attributes better than most. In Volume 15 we have two outstanding examples of the type. Ander Page must fuck the bail bondsman to get her boyfriend out of jail, and her reverse cowgirl should nourish the wood of the limpest of dicks. Save the Viagra for another day! Her natural tits bouncing,long hair flowing, long trim legs spread wide open, and a face to kill Iraqis for. Boo fucks a record producer to get a contract, and this slim, perky breasted cutie is a joy to behold in all positions, shes positively boo-delicious!! Jessica Darling also delivers the goods including anal and some ATMs. Renee Pornero has to withstand the onslaught of Lee Stone's crooked cock, and the behind the scenes stuff show it wasn't easy. The setups, as always, consist of the stars reading letters from girls in some sort of distress, and responding with advice.
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Release date: 5/19/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Julian, Kitty, Mr. Pete, Trent, Brett Rockman, Ashley Blue, Frazer, Brooke Ballentyne, Jessica Dee, Jenni Loveitt, Tony Sexton, Judy Star
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: The title of this movie should really be Bait and Switch. Kitty, a small, no-tit Asian girl, who may be the youngest looking girl ever in porn, is on the cover. But aside from her, the other girls are far past their jail bait years, a couple ridiculously so. The credits unfold against a backdrop of lollipops floating through the sky, while we listen to some 10 yr old giggling noises. The first scene begins with Ashley and Kitty acting like 10 yr olds, giggling and tickling and acting stupid. Brooke Balyntyne also begins her scene in this manner, and along with an awful childish hairdo, looks unattractive to me for the first time. Skeeter introduces Ashley, Judy and Brooke as being 18 although none are. When asked her age in the interview section, Judy says she is 21. I suppose one could argue that it is just a fantasy being exploited. I find it off-putting, if not dishonest. Especially since the other two girls don't even remotely look like teeners. Jessica Dee, from the Czech Republic, has been around awhile as just Jessica.
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Release date: 5/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon, Steve Taylor [I], Jay Ashley, Noname Jane, Nikki Knights, Napoleon, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Nikita Denise, Robokok
Review brief: Kyle Ireland plays an old, evil warrior princess who needs to capture a ring to complete a set of 8 and gain the power to recapture her youth. I'm rooting for the bad girl here, because Kylie's old age makeup is grotesque. I never read the LOTR books nor saw the movie so I don't how close this follows the original story. I don't care much for fantasy, even in porn, but I'll watch any movie in which Kylie spreads her luscious legs. It's always seemed like a real nice place to be. I would have thought that this material was ripe for some parody, but this production plays it reverentially, as if they were doing Shakespeare. Production values are high, photography crisp and clear when the smoke machines are turned off. The New Agey music sets an effective tone. There's also lots of anal, Violet Blue does a DP and then holds her pussylips wide open while both guys shoot right into the gape. Aurora fucks a statue, played well by Jay Ashley. Steve Hatcher is surprisingly good as Kylie's nemesis, there's even some special effects in their battles.
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Release date: 5/19/2003
Reviewed on: 6/6/2003
Studio: VCA
Starring: Lisa, Mario, Steve Perry, Pascal, Donna Marie, Jamie Woods, Rio Mariah, Marianne, Lucia Luciano
Directed by: Steve Perry
Review brief: The death of Gonzo is near, that is the Gonzo that recognized the camera as a participant, and used the cameraman as an alter-ego guide through a series of sexual mis-adventures. Buttman perfected the concept, and the Enlishman Ben Dover (Steve Perry) was his #1 protege. There were trips to livery stables, airports, train stations, the north of England, to the european mainland, all over the place, even to America to visit his Idol. The scenarios usually involved some serious seduction, arm pulling and the like for the demure english girls to agree to get fucked on camera. And then once the camera started rolling, they turned into filthy sex sluts. But, alas, no more. Ben has succumbed to the pressures of the all-sex and nothing but sex clamor, and now we go right to the butt-fucking without hardly a how-do-you-do. The truth to be told, Buttman himself has pretty much given up on the concept. At least he has his ass worship fetish to fall back on. Ben seems kind of pathetically lost. No more sense of adventure, or comical interaction between him and the performers.
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Release date: 7/30/2002
Reviewed on: 6/6/2003
Studio: Legend
Starring: Billy Glide, Chris Cannon, Salena Del Rey, Ricky, Joel Lawrence, Miko Lee, Zana, Calli Cox, Tawny Roberts, Billy Ray
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Porn producers seem to be obssesed with Heaven and Hell, as so many movies use it as a backdrop. Maybe their sub-concious is rumbling with anxiety as to whether they will be ultimately punished for their earthly sins. "I was a Pornographer" might not have much cachet at the Pearly Gates. The God presented here wouldn't provide any problems. This Heaven is reached only by those men able to withstand Woman's bitchiness without resorting to murder. Once in Heaven, women provide non-stop sexual pleasure. David X must have had a big fight with his Significant Other before he wrote this politically incorrect script. But this is a Jerome Tanner movie so there is alot of fun along the way. I especially enjoyed Miko Lee, looking drop-dead gorgeous in her micro-mini, giving her hubby a volcanic hissy fit when he deigns to ask whats for dinner. Her staircase pussy pounding is a highlight in the sex department. Calli Cox looks positively angelic in her angel wings and takes a monster facial.
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Release date: 4/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2003
Studio: Anarchy
Starring: John West, Cheyne Collins, Betty Blue, Lee Stone, Sky Taylor, Austin, Brett Rockman, Austin O'Riley, Melanie Jagger, Victoria Givens
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: There are two decent scenes in this Corey Jordan directed movie. Not surprisingly they involve anal vets, Austin O'Riley and Melanie Jagger. Austin takes on Lee Stone's crooked staff, after telling us how she absolutely adores getting fucked in the ass, and loves to be choked, spanked and spat upon. The usual menu of gagging, pussy eating, anal and ATMs is offered. Lee comes deep in Austin's ass, and after she drools the cum out of her ass onto his stomach, she greedily licks it up. Melanie supplies the high-octane energy. She does a really good cowgirl anal after some meritorious, gooey sucking. A first rate facial as well. Melanie must be spending her hard earned cash at some good restaurants, because her girth is definitely growing. Her ability to give her all to every scene luckily hasn't been affected. The other three girls are nothing special. Eden made me chuckle in her interview when she can't remember whether this is her first or second anal scene. Betty Blue is a darkhaired French girl with innumerable piercings and a rather hard look.
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Release date: 5/13/2003
Reviewed on: 6/4/2003
Studio: Coast to Coast
Starring: Alec Metro, Jessica Darlin, T.J. Cummings, Katie Morgan, Melanie Jagger, Avy Scott, Trent Tesoro, Ben English, Mandy Lee
Review brief: Somehow I missed Volumes 1-6, but the female cast in #7 comes from the A-list by my reckoning, and I have to take a look. Avy Scott's voluptuousness, Jessica Darling's gooey bjs, Judy Starr's anal vixenish, and, above all, Melanie Jaggers beautiful pussy that blossoms like a pink flower after being fucked... But I digress. There is some sort of story here and I am curious to see what type of flood I will be exposed to. Alex Metro dies in a drunk driving accident, and the wife he leaves behind, Avy Scott, is consoled sexually by Alex's best friend. Only thing is, Avy is so thoroughly fucked that she gushes out a liquid orgasm. Alex winds up in heaven, transformed into a dildo. He's jealous that Avy never squirted for him. The angels allow him to return to earth so that he can search for a squirting experience. Well, I can't go on describing this ridiculous shit. On to the sex. And the sex ain't half bad. The squirting is obviously faked, but it's brief enough not to get in the way.
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Release date: 5/20/2003
Reviewed on: 6/4/2003
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Patricia, Malorie Marx, Teanna Lynn, Amber Rain, Shawnie
Review brief: This usually innocuous series has caused some consternation over the rough sex scene between Mallory Marx and Nacho. There is a lot of gagging, some slapping, hair pulling, and the like. But the offending sequence occurs when Nacho puts Mallory's mouth underneath the kitchen faucet, holds her nose closed, turns on the water, and then attempts to put his dick in her mouth as well. It only lasts about 10 seconds and Mallory never seems in danger of drowning. The sequence seemed more peculiar to me than anything else, but I'm a jaded old wanker who has been deprived of the Moral Outrage gene. And I bet Mallory would have suffered alot more if she had agreed to let Nacho fuck her in the ass, as she looks like she is in excruciating pain in the anal scenes of hers I've seen. Whatever your reactions to the rough stuff, once the conventional fucking begins, Mallory is volcanically orgasmic. One of her best scenes. There are two other reasons (actually four) to see this video.
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Release date: 5/1/2003
Reviewed on: 6/2/2003
Studio: Seymore Butts
Starring: Tyce Bune, Angelica Sin, Flower, Nacho Vidal, Seymore Butts, Courtney, Herschel Savage, Alaura Eden, Jackie Moore, Courtney Devine, Mari Possa, Flower Tucci
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Flower is the featured Tushy girl in this volume. She has blonde cheerleader looks, natural perky tits, lots and lots of junk in the trunk, and a breathtaking willingness for all sorts of anal hijinks. And she squirts. God, does she squirt! You may want to keep an umbrella next to the lube for protection. Before we get to Aprils' scenes, we are treated to a real good three-way scene with Jackie, Tye Bunce and a relatively new girl named Cortney. She's a half black, half Irish cutie pie with freckles, sporting a spiffy new hairdo since last I saw her. The scene features anal, A2Ms, A2OGMs, and a whole lot of energy. Actually, Cortney shies away from A2OGM (Ass To Other Girl's Mouth) until the cumshot. Tye is doing Jackie's ass doggie style with Cortney underneath munching on clit. Tye pours his load straight into her mouth and then thrusts his cock deep down her throat.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 6/2/2003
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Asia Carrera, Ian Daniels, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Writer-Director Brad Armstrong attempts an intimate Vivid-like modern relationship Angst movie. Sydney Steele stars as a college student who marries her much older Professor, Mike Horner, who has a grown son, played by Armstrong, living in the house. But the old professor can't keep his hands off the young coeds and the marraige deteriorates. The son turns out to be as sensitive and kind as the old man is cold and heartless. You may be able to predict the outcome. Steele is a pretty good actress, at her best playfully teasing Armstrong while he tries to talk to his girlfriend. Horner, the dependable pro, gets to fuck Flick Shagwell, who doesn't seem particularly interested. Steele gives Armstrong a fine kitchen blowjob while hubby dawdles in another room, but their penultimate coupling lacks heat. The hottest sex in the movie is supplied by the Sydney/Asia Carrera living room couch pussy-licking fest broken up by the untimely return of stepson Armstrong.
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