Whore of the Rings 1 Review

Reviewed by The magus  on  6/7/2003

Kyle Ireland plays an old, evil warrior princess who needs to capture a ring to complete a set of 8 and gain the power to recapture her youth. I'm rooting for the bad girl here, because Kylie's old age makeup is grotesque. I never read the LOTR books nor saw the movie so I don't how close this follows the original story. I don't care much for fantasy, even in porn, but I'll watch any movie in which Kylie spreads her luscious legs. It's always seemed like a real nice place to be.

I would have thought that this material was ripe for some parody, but this production plays it reverentially, as if they were doing Shakespeare. Production values are high, photography crisp and clear when the smoke machines are turned off. The New Agey music sets an effective tone.

There's also lots of anal, Violet Blue does a DP and then holds her pussylips wide open while both guys shoot right into the gape. Aurora fucks a statue, played well by Jay Ashley. Steve Hatcher is surprisingly good as Kylie's nemesis, there's even some special effects in their battles. I thought there might be some real kink when Aurora, Violet and Napoleon lay down in the woods and snuggle, but the little guy gets no action.

I actually came to respect the efforts to make this movie, silly as it might be. And Kylie looks great as a Warrior Princess once the makeup is gone, and delivers two scorching sex scenes, with a little anal. She can lure me to the Dark Side anyday.

The xtras include a bonus full length movie called Virgin Whore with Gwen Summers and Brianna Banks which I did not watch. Both movies are written and directed by Jim Powers!