Heaven Sent (Legend) Review

Reviewed by The Magus  on  6/6/2003

Porn producers seem to be obssesed with Heaven and Hell, as so many movies use it as a backdrop. Maybe their sub-concious is rumbling with anxiety as to whether they will be ultimately punished for their earthly sins. "I was a Pornographer" might not have much cachet at the Pearly Gates.

The God presented here wouldn't provide any problems. This Heaven is reached only by those men able to withstand Woman's bitchiness without resorting to murder. Once in Heaven, women provide non-stop sexual pleasure. David X must have had a big fight with his Significant Other before he wrote this politically incorrect script.

But this is a Jerome Tanner movie so there is alot of fun along the way. I especially enjoyed Miko Lee, looking drop-dead gorgeous in her micro-mini, giving her hubby a volcanic hissy fit when he deigns to ask whats for dinner. Her staircase pussy pounding is a highlight in the sex department. Calli Cox looks positively angelic in her angel wings and takes a monster facial. Zanna is around for some obligatory anal and her primal animal growling while being fucked is unique. Tawny Roberts is the covergirl and she's got the Looks, if not the intensity. Unfortunately the final scene is with Selena del Rey, who pales in the beauty department compared to the cuties who preceded her.

The behind the scenes documentary is excellent as always on a Tanner DVD. It is probably far more artistic than the feature itself, as it shows a Billy Wilderish Porn Auteur barking out his commands to create his depraved Art. There is something peculiarly fascinating about watching a bunch of intelligent people getting together every now and then to put on a show, with a little (explicit) sex.