Rieekan's Metro Movie Reviews (6)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/9/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria, Zina Dean, Kirsty Waay
Review brief: DIRECTOR: Various (1994-1996). DURATION: ~147 minutes. STARRING: Jasmin St. Claire, Kaitlyn Ashley, Kirsty Waay, Nikki Sinn, Stacy Valentine, Valeria & Zing Dean, with Chuck Martino, Frank Towers, Steve Hatcher & T.T. Boy. (Performer ID may be inaccurate as there were no credits.) I got Prime Cuts Presents: Snatch Adams free from a retailer and if I could I would give it back. This cheap and nasty compilation was released in 1999 by Metro and features scenes from the mid 90s. Bad ones, if you hadnt guessed by the title. Scene 1). T.T. Boy with a big-nosed, small-breasted brunette, who kept her eyes closed for most of the scene (sensible choice). The sex was incredibly boring and featured more robotic pumping than ... well, something that has a lot of robotic pumping. Scene 2). The lovely Stacy Valentine (pre-implant) with a very ugly guy. Although I like Stacy a lot, the sex was bad, the filming worse, and the guy was frightfully ugly. Scene 3). Steve Hatcher with an unattractive brunette (with a large tattoo on her left tit).
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Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 4/5/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brick Majors, Ruby, Julian, Leanni Lei, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Kimberly Jade, Candy Apples, Laura Palmer, J.J. Michaels, Flower, John West, Paris Blue, Reyna Via, Kalani, Herschel Savage
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: DIRECTOR: James Avalon (1998). DURATION: ~75mins. STARRING: Candy Apples, Charlie, Chloe Nicole, Flower, Kalani, Kimberly Jade, Laura Palmer, Leanni Lei, Lucia, Paris Blue, Reyna Via, Ruby & Stacy Valentine, with Anthony Crane (non-sex), Brick Majors, Chucky, Hershel Savage, J.J. Michaels, John West, Julian, Marc Davis & Michael J. Cox. [Note the cover credits dont match the end credits or the IAFD listing; performer ID may be inaccurate as a result.] Having thought highly of Nothing to Hide 3 & 4, I was looking forward to James Avalons White Angel. Avalon demonstrated excellent direction in the former feature and although his style cooled the sex, the movie had some very good scenes in addition to a great story and production values. Unfortunately, White Angel makes a pale comparison - although it has good production values and some impressive acting by Anthony Crane, it just doesnt have much body to it after 75 minutes. The sex begins with the buxom Stacy Valentine and two guys (Chucky & J.J. Michaels).
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Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 6/8/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Claudia Chase, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Gwen Summers, Dalia
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: NOTHING TO HIDE 3 Justines Daughter * DIRECTOR: James Avalon. * DURATION: ~70mins. * STARRING: Claudia Chase, Dee, Gwen Summers, Melissa Hill, Marylin Star, Phyllisha Anne, Shelbee Myne & Wendi Knight. Nothing to Hide 3 & 4 is an epic double DVD feature from director James Avalon, starring the beautiful Gwen Summers. Justines Daughter is the introductory movie it doesnt make a tremendous amount of sense without Part 4 Club Purgatory; fortunately the two DVDs are sold together (the videos were sold separately). Note that apart from one line of dialogue, these movies are completely unrelated to Nothing to Hide 2 Justine. Where does one begin? Lets start with the case. Although it may seem trivial, the box is quite cool its thicker than normal and holds both DVDs (sadly the fastening clips are terrible) and has a gorgeous front cover of Gwen Summers, though the back cover is a little more abstract. You can see right away this is no ordinary porn movie.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/22/2000
Reviewed on: 4/14/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Mila, Raquel DeVine, Jessica Jewel, Dee [II] (classic female), Gina Ryder, Caroline Pierce, Houston, McKayla, Angelica Sin, Monique, Mocha, Chocolate, Rayveness, Renee LaRue, Kurious, Bridgette Kerkove, Veronica Caine
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: ? * DURATION: »110mins. * STARRING: Alexandra Silk, Angelica Sinn, Barrett Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Caroline Pierce, Chocolate, Dee, Gina Ryder, Houston, Jessica Jewel, Kurious, McKayla, Mila, Mocha, Monique, Raquel Devine, Rayveness & Renee La Rue. DO NOT buy this movie. My experience with Metro has been hit-and-mostly-miss but this is the end of the line. There are a lot of problems with this DVD. While the cast list is what attracted me, none of the girls are looking their best, and their scenes are mostly short and cold. The major problem that really frustrated me and would do so even in the absence of the other major problem was the lack of sound. The scenes had music very annoying muzak but they had no sound, which really killed any potential heat they could have had. Oral sex without talking is clearly not oral sex. It later emerged that there was sound, some sound, in parts, but it was always well below the music level and that sucked. But the real problem was the guys used in this movie. They were literally stomach-turning.
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Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: John Decker, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Anthony Crane, Fozzie, Alicia Anderson
Directed by: Victor Crimes
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Victor Crimes (1998) * DURATION: »80mins * FEMMES: Dee, Gina Ryder, Inari Vachs, Kasorn Swan & Lola. [Credited] Alicia Anderson. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #6 Stingers. My apologies for this review, it wont be as detailed as normal because along with all the other things that work so great in my life, my DVD-ROM now refuses to play Stingers. I actually wanted to review Jekyll & Hyde but though all the numerous extras play perfectly, I cant watch more than 30:49 of the movie itself. This is unsurprising given my bad karma with computers (I cant even post to the ADT forums), but it is partly my fault I insisted on the cheapest and nastiest DVD-ROM available and Samsung obliged (their site doesnt even work properly). Anyhow, I was looking for an Inari Vachs feature (which are incredibly difficult to find as she doesnt often appear in more than one scene in most movies) and Stingers had an irresistible cover.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Kyle Stone, Alyssa Allure, Obsession, Randee Lee, Sunny, Sledge Hammer, Idalis Hunter, Stoney Curtis
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Brian Cheeks Williams (1997) * DURATION: »85mins * FEMMES: Alyssa Allure, Idalis Hunter, Obsession, Randee Lee & Sunny. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #5 Cock Hounds. Cock Hounds was a free DVD from a recent fivestardvd order. I originally chose Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box but Evil_Rips review persuaded me to change. Cock Hounds didnt look or sound very promising but I felt the need for a raincoater and it was the next trashiest DVD. My own folly ... There is some attempt at a set-up in each of the scenes but they shouldnt have bothered at all. I was particularly unimpressed when the first scene tried to convince me that Alyssa Allure was a babe. Basically, Cock Hounds has five unrelated gonzo scenes. SCENE 1: Alyssa Allure & Sledgehammer. Alyssa is exceptionally unattractive and it boggles the mind as to why Sledgehammer and Stoney get excited when they see her. She sucks the Sledges mighty meat in his car but this isnt pretty to watch.
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