Blowjob Fantasies 9 Review

* DIRECTOR: ?
* DURATION: »110mins.
* STARRING: Alexandra Silk, Angelica Sinn, Barrett Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Caroline Pierce, Chocolate, Dee, Gina Ryder, Houston, Jessica Jewel, Kurious, McKayla, Mila, Mocha, Monique, Raquel Devine, Rayveness & Renee La Rue.

DO NOT buy this movie. My experience with Metro has been hit-and-mostly-miss but this is the end of the line.

There are a lot of problems with this DVD. While the cast list is what attracted me, none of the girls are looking their best, and their scenes are mostly short and cold. The major problem that really frustrated me and would do so even in the absence of the other major problem was the lack of sound. The scenes had music – very annoying muzak – but they had no sound, which really killed any potential heat they could have had. Oral sex without talking is clearly not oral sex.

It later emerged that there was sound, some sound, in parts, but it was always well below the music level and that sucked. But the real problem was the guys used in this movie. They were literally stomach-turning. Scene two included an abomination on a level worse than Ron Jeremy. Not to be outdone, RJ is also in this movie, as is a guy by the name of “Smally” Paulie or something, who is drastically overweight and has a micropenis.

If you can somehow suppress all of that from your memory, you’re left with a movie of average-looking women administering short, silent blowjobs and receiving weak to non-existent cumshots.

I have to apologise for how bad this review is but my mind just isn’t working after watching Blowjob Fantasies 9. I suppose you can email me if you need more information about the movie. But please don’t.

Metro owes me my money back. It’s as simple as that. I’ve never said that before and I doubt I ever will again, but that sums up Blowjob Fantasies 9. I’m getting rid of this DVD immediately.