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Starlets (Elegant Angel)

Release date: 10/29/2009
Reviewed on: 12/14/2009

Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Brooke Lee Adams, Marco Banderas, Faye Reagan, Angelina Armani, London Keyes, Giselle Ibiza
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: The premise of the dvd is to feature some of the newer performers in the industry. Scenes are prefaced by a tease sequence, and the tease, including solo masturbation, is sometimes shot in a different environment than the conventional sex scene.
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Bring'um Young 28

Release date: 11/26/2008
Reviewed on: 1/22/2009

Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: John Strong, Tony T., Sascha, Steven French, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Dakoda Brookes, Jordan Star, Natalie Norton, Eden Adams, Kiki Vidis, Amai Liu, Tanner Mayes, Lilly Lovely, Aaron Wilcox
Directed by: Ivan

Review brief: I haven't watched an Anabolic movie since the infamous exodus of performers and directors to Red Light District around 2003. Back when I was watching Anabolic, I got used to its raw gritty feel where every scene seemed to have wall-to-wall sex in some empty storage room in some office or warehouse (with a mattress of course) or in the standard sleazy motel room. Five years later, I am kind of shocked at the difference.
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POV Pervert 9

Release date: 8/15/2007
Reviewed on: 8/22/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Sable Simms, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Cody Lane, Paulina James, Bobbi Starr, Audrey Elson
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Another example of why Mike John is the best (first) pov director in porn today. This is a raw video in that Mike just gets hot girls in a hotel room, get them comfortable, and have them punch out good to great scenes..
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Semen Sippers 6

Release date: 5/22/2007
Reviewed on: 6/6/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Mia Bangg, Keeani Lei, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Lorelei Lee, Lela Star, Annette Schwarz, Lindsey Meadows, Paulina James
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Probably the best gonzo I've seen this year (so far). What I like about the Semen Sipper series is that Mike mixes and matches his scenes as opposed to something like No Cum Dodging Allowed where he overloads the viewers' libido. Every performer in this movie seem to enjoy fucking each other with the one exception being Amy Reid. This exception keeps me from giving this movie a perfect rating.
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Boxcover for Shane's World: College Invasion 9
Shane's World: College Invasion 9

Release date: 6/12/2006
Reviewed on: 5/7/2007

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Chanel Chavez, Delilah Strong, Trent Soluri, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Myah Monroe, Kyle Moore

Review brief: Another edition of college invasion, we find the crew in Albany, New York so I'm guessing they're invading SUNY-Albany. This may be my favourite invasion simply because we have a civilian chick who joins in the b/g festivities for the first time while the frat guys still get to do the girls. Otherwise it's the usual frat party clusterfuck that breaks down into random sex scenes.
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Beyond the Call Of Booty

Release date: 3/27/2007
Reviewed on: 4/30/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sarah, Erik Everhard, Fanny, Jamie James, Devon Lee, Cody Lane, Lindsey Meadows, Carmen Kinsley, Paulina James
Directed by: Erik Everhard

Review brief: Beyond the Call of Booty is a clever new title by Erik Everhard. At first I wondered it meant every girl gave up the butt and beyond or if it meant there's more than just anal sex. Sorry to disappoint the anal freaks out there but it's the latter. Overall the movie featured high energy sex in each scene but it was hit and miss on the girls I found attractive.
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I Love Sunrise

Release date: 1/4/2007
Reviewed on: 4/25/2007

Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Lee Stone, Sunrise Adams, Autumn Lace

Review brief: A compilation of New Sensations scenes with Sunrise Adams. These scenes were shot pre-implant so Sunrise does exhibit an attractive innocence as she goes through the motion. Judging from her appearance, this batch of scenes must've been shot within the period of about a year. You don't get to see a progression within the compilation but Sunrise Adams fans should be satisfied.
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I Love Lauren

Release date: 9/18/2006
Reviewed on: 4/22/2007

Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Julian, Brian Surewood, Tony T., Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Trent Tesoro, Ben English, Mr. Bigg, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Joachim Kessef, Tory Lane, Ava Nova, Tristan Segal, Jonni Darkko

Review brief: I Love Lauren is a compilation disc from New Sensations/Digital Sins. If you're a Lauren Phoenix fan, you should get this compilation because she always puts in a professional performance in all of her scenes no matter who's fucking her and the acts that are being done to her.
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Black Owned 2 (Jules Jordan Video)

Release date: 2/26/2007
Reviewed on: 4/1/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Gina Lynn, August, Brian Pumper, Leah Luv, Velicity Von, Lela Star, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: From what I understand, Jules Jordan is a perfectionist. He will keep a scene in the vault if he isn't happy with how the scene came out. He's one of the few people in the business that can afford to do this. Eventually though, he'll release a gem or two featuring someone who is either gone from the business or is exclusive to another company. In this movie we get another look at Cris Taliana. Gina Lynn & Sean Michaels Lela Star & Mr. Marcus August Night & Mr. Marcus Velicity Von & Brian Pumper Cris Taliana & Mr. Marcus Leah Luv & Mandingo Cris Taliana is a perky half korean half white girl that always seems to enjoy her scene and this one is no different. However, what surprised me was the lighting of the scene. Jules is known for using daylight to light his scene but Cris's scene with Marcus is indoors, no windows, and incandescent lighting. I guess that may be the reason why Jules kept this scene in the vault for so long. As for the other scenes, this movie was strictly a IR b/g movie.
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Boxcover for Shane's World: College Invasion 8
Shane's World: College Invasion 8

Release date: 2/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/25/2007

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Kyle, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Sandra Romain, Delilah Strong, Erin Moore, Memphis Monroe

Review brief: I've been behind on reviewing the College Invasion series. This time we find the crew in Gainesville, Florida so I guess that means we're at a University of Florida fraternity. Erin Moore (bj only), John (civilian), and Sly (civilian) Erin Moore, Sandra Romain, Kyle Moore, and Jack Venice Delilah Strong & Sly (2 pops) Memphis Monroe & John Delilah Strong & Justin (civilian) Memphis Monroe & Jack Venice Sandra Romain & Kyle Moore Erin Moore & Donny Long No surprise but I don't see a lot of diversity at the frat party they're crashing. I see maybe one possible middle eastern guy and maybe one or two hispanics in a sea of fraternity white. Of course it's not Shane's World's fault that there probably aren't that many diverse (non-academic-honorary) fraternities out there but the guys sometimes get lucky in this series and it would be nice to have a diverse pool for the girls to work from. The civilian scenes were fine. One guy popped early while another guy had some trouble keeping up with Memphis Monroe.
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Anal POV 4 (Jules Jordan Video)

Release date: 2/19/2007
Reviewed on: 3/4/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Erik Everhard, Sandra Romain, Katsuni, Mia Rose, Annette Schwarz, Cody Lane
Directed by: Erik Everhard

Review brief: Even with a title like Anal POV (Prostitutes on Video), I'm still surprised when every girl did anal. I mean, yeah, girls like Sandra Romain, Katsumi, and Annette Schwarz are known for their anal antics but the presence of Dee took me by surprise. First, it took me a while to recognise Dee because I'm so used to seeing her curly dark hair. Here, she has straight hair with long brown highlights. She looks like a Nubian Princess... like Iman in that Michael Jackson video. Second, most of my viewing experience with Dee has been in features where anal isn't emphasised. But she puts in a good scene with Erik and I'm glad Erik throws us a curveball every once in a while where the premise of the series doesn't promise much variety. You know every girl is basically doing a one on one with Erik and you know there's going to be anal. The POV may limit Erik's trademark energy but he mixes things up a bit with how he dresses a girl.
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G For Gianna

Release date: 1/10/2007
Reviewed on: 2/18/2007

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Ashley, Gianna Michaels, Tony Sexton, Mario Rossi, Candace Von, Ryan Knox, Justin Syder, Barry Scott, Marco Philip, Mike Hash, Steve James, Julius Ceazher, Steve Steele, Marco Banderas, Tony Swan, Mark Furious, Kris Roc, Aurora Jolie, Odin Parks, Justin Snyder, Rocker, Johnny Sins, Rick Kane, Alan Stafford, Steve Driver, Odin, Dick Sodomy
Directed by: Jonni Darkko

Review brief: I'm a huge Gianna fan and Jonni Darkko pretty much shoots her in every conceivable sex scene that she will currently do. Ranging from solo masturbation to blowbangs to bondage with some interracial, Jonni gives us 9 scenes of Gianna. The only thing that may be missing to the gonzo viewer is things going into her butt but that's what Aurora Jolie is for. Gianna is absolutely stunning in this video with the various outfits that Jonni dresses her in and the lighting in each scene is spot on perfect. The strongest scene of the video is the closing scene where we have a two on two featuring Candace Von. You don't actually get to learn much about Gianna in the movie itself but that's what the behind the scenes are for. Gianna talks about a variety of topics and comes across as likeable if you could somehow ignore her looks. If Gianna doesn't expand her sexual boundaries in the future, this is the quintessential Gianna movie to get.
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Boxcover for Fuck Slaves (Evil Angel)
Fuck Slaves (Evil Angel)

Release date: 9/22/2006
Reviewed on: 2/12/2007

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kitty, Christian XXX, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Keeani Lei, Benjamin Brat, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Jake Malone

Review brief: Jake Malone told me he wanted to make an impression with his first video under the Evil Angel banner. I didn't ask him why or if he wanted to differentiate this video from his RLD/PXP stuff but I was expecting Fuck Slaves to be a combination of his Fuck Dolls and Sex Slaves series. I loved his Fuck Dolls for the darker way he dresses the girls up but had never gotten a chance to review one of the Sex Slaves which focuses more on fetish wear and rough sex. Sasha Grey (a), Sandra Romain (a), and Manuel Ferrara Harmony Rose (a), Amber Rayne (a), and Manuel Annette Schwarz (a), Jake Malone (brief), Brandon Iron, Benjamin Brat, and John Strong Miss Kitty & Christian (a) Delilah Strong (a), Keeani Lei (a), and Benjamin Brat Adrianna Nicole (a), Jake Malone (brief pov bj) & Manuel Ferrara If I could sum this video up in one word, the word would be intense. I thought Sasha and Sandra was the perfect pairing of girls as Sandra dominated a willing student in Sasha as they took on a lucky Manuel Ferrara.
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Jailbait 3 (Jules Jordan Video)

Release date: 1/30/2007
Reviewed on: 2/6/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Tone Capone, Mia Rose, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Lela Star, Misty Magenta, Micah Moore, Ashley Jensen
Directed by: Erik Everhard

Review brief: The Jailbait series is Erik Everhard's opportunity to dress up the female cast in bright colourful clothing that highlights the girls' youth. Every scene implies that the girl is jailbait age (under 18) and there are also some light incest themes in two of the scenes. Erika & Erik Everhard Mia Rose (a) & Erik Chelsie Rae (a, dp), Tee Reel, Brian Surewood, Mr. Pete, Steve Holmes, and Erik Misty Magenta (a), Micah Moore, and Steve Holmes Lela Star & Erik Ashley Jensen (bj only) & Tim Von Swine Ashley & Erik This is the strongest Jailbait cast as every girl is stunning and dressed accordingly. I had raved about Erika's looks in a Sperm-Load a Day and incredibly she looks even better here as she wears more natural looking makeup that brings out her youth. Mia Rose always works well with Erik while Chelsie Rae always puts in a good performance when surrounded by cocks and carries the hardest scene of the movie.
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Who's That Girl 3

Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 2/1/2007

Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Erik Everhard, Tommy Gunn, Jack Napier, James Deen, Marcus London, Mike Hash, Joe Blow, C.J. Wright, Brooke Scott, Presley Maddox, Carmel Moore, Ashley Jensen, Tommie Ryden, Regan Reese, Mikey Butders
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: I wanted to check out this movie after meeting Presley Maddox, Tommie Ryden, and Ashley Jensen for the first time in Vegas. I had never seen these girls on video so I decided to "kill" 3 birds with one stone. Presley Maddox, Marcus London, and Tommy Gunn Presley (bj only), Kyle Stone, Joe Blow, and some guy Carmel Moore, Erik Everhard, and CJ Wright Brooke Scott, Kyle Stone, and CJ Wright Tommie Ryden & Jack Napier Ashley Jensen & James Deen Bonus Scene: Regan Reese (bj only), Kyle Stone, and Joe Blow I was surprised at the lack of anal in a Voyeur movie but this is a newbie line and I just wanted to see these girls in action for the first time. Presley, who may be Persian, is a beautiful brunette with a killer body and pierced nipples. Tommie is an auburn haired stripper with beautiful green eyes while Ashley Jensen looks is a cute sorority girl next door that'll remind some people of Sammie Rhodes at certain angles.
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Tunnel Vision 2

Release date: 1/22/2007
Reviewed on: 1/26/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Alexis Malone, Gianna Michaels, Katsuni, Gia Paloma, Mia Rose, Jamie Elle, Julea London, Courtney Simpson
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: I've been watching Jules Jordan quite a bit over the years, especially since he formed his own distribution company, but this is his first POV movie that I've gotten to review. Alexis Malone & Jules Mia Rose (a) & Mario Cassini Jamie Elle (a) & Jules Katsumi (a) & Mario Julea London (anal behind the scenes) & Mario Gianna & Mario & Mario Courtney Simpson & Mario Gia Paloma & Mario The surprise was that it wasn't Jules's point of view in every scene. In fact he is in only two scenes and I was confused at the sudden change in skin colour and style when the second scene came around. I looked at the credits and found out it was Mario Cassini who I had reviewed in Squirt for Me POV 8. His POV scenes concentrate quite a bit on the penetration so you don't see the girl's face as often and they are hit or miss in terms of quality.
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A Sperm-Load A Day

Release date: 1/11/2007
Reviewed on: 1/22/2007

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Lara Stevens, Rebeca Linares, Chelsie Rae, Annette Schwarz, Barbie Cummings
Directed by: Erik Everhard

Review brief: Erik Everhard's first release under Jules Jordan Video: Sperm-Load a Day (Keeps the Doctor Away) should evoke comparison to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed in that the movie emphasises swallowing couple with the heavy uses of mopes. I like Erik's movies in that he's the performer in most of his scenes and he puts an emphasis on dressing up his girls to look pretty similar to Jules Jordan. Annette Schwarz & mopes blowbang Annette (a, dp, dpp), Erik Evehard, Mr. Pete, Tee Reel, Steve Holmes, and Brian Surewood Erika & Erik Everhard (2 mini-scenes with double pops (4 in total) with one of the pop leadup being a pov) Rebeca Linares (a, dp), Jerry, Mr. Pete, and Erik Rebeca & mopes blowbang Chelsie Rae & mopes blowbang Cheslie Rae (a, dp), Steve Holmes, and Erik Barbie Cummings & mope blowbang Barbie (a, dp), Steve Holmes, Mr.
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I Love Ava & Mia

Release date: 11/20/2006
Reviewed on: 1/2/2007

Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Herschel Savage, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Mia Rose, Ava Rose

Review brief: A compilation featuring the most popular sisters in porn currently, I was eagerly looking forward to its release but after viewing it, I was slightly disappointed. You have one disc devoted to each sister. Here's the breakdown of the standard b/g scenes: Ava Rose What an Ass 2 w/ Mr. Pete Young as They Cum 20 w/ Mark Ashley Craving Big Cocks 11 w/ Erik Everhard Craving Big Cocks 12 w/ Manuel Ferrara Nice Round Ass w/ Erik Everhard Mia Rose Stuffin Young Muffins 5 w/ Erik Everhard Teen Dreams 12 w/ Mark Ashley What an Ass 2 w/ Erik Everhard Nice Round Ass w/ Ben English Cock Starved 2 w/ Herschel Savage Mia tends to be squeaky in her scenes while Ava seems more relaxed. Ava Rose had the better shot scenes and she was paired with better partners. The last two scenes in Mia's disc ended the compilation weakly. If you like staring at Ben English blocking Mia with the way that camera angles are setup, you might not have the same problem I had. Herschel Savage doesn't seem able to keep up with Ms.
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50 To 1 4

Release date: 11/17/2006
Reviewed on: 12/18/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Jessica, Autumn, Princess, Alena, Phoebe, Gabriella Banks, Renee Pornero, Joselyn Pink, Jessica Sexin, Shannon Kelly, Jamie Elle, Brooklyn Night, Jasmine Tame, Vanessa Videl, Sadie Summers, Lilia, Miss Meadow, Marissa Marcelle, Alektra Blue, Jenna Presley, Veronica Rayne, Katrina Isis, Geena Ginger, Katalina Linda, Codi Star, Carrie Ann, Lorena Sanchez, Sonia Lopez, Vixen Fire, Aubrey Addams, Sabara, Raquel Amante, Emily Evermoore, Piper Parker, Loretta Loren, Ryaan Reynolds, Bianca Valentino, Misty Magenta, Allison Pierce, Jasse Monroe, Lindsay Kay, Sasha Grey, Kandi Hart, Marli Jane, Bailey Brook, Mae, Tabatha Tucker, Taylor Nixx, Katarina Kat
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: The whole concept of the 50 to 1 series is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state similar to the bonus scenes you find on RLD/PXP dvds.
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Teens In Tight Jeans 2 (Vouyer Media)

Release date: 10/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/14/2006

Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Steven French, Dick James, Alexis Love, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Evelyn Lin, Joe Blow, Whitney Stevens, C.J. Wright, Alexa Love, Paulina James, Mariah Heart, Kendra Devons, Kaycee Kummins
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: As the title implies, the emphasis on this series are the low cut fit jeans that is popular among adolescent females. The first movie had several technical deficiencies that made it decidedly mediocre. Aliana Love & Erik Everhard Whitney Stevens (a, dp), Steve Taylor, Scott Lyons, and Joe Blow Kendra Devons, Steve French, and Joe Blow Mariah Heart (a, dp), Tee Reel, CJ Wright and Dick James Paulina James, Evelyn Lin, and Erik Everhard While I was watching this movie, despite the emphasis, I didn't really notice the jeans. I guess it was because the girls didn't have on the same gaudy pastel coloured jeans like in the first movie, instead concentrating on standard blue and black jeans. Overall the female cast isn't as attractive as the first movie even though the video quality is improved. The two scenes that stood out were definitely the Whitney Stevens and Paulina James/Evelyn Lin scenes.
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Slut Puppies 2 (Jules Jordan Video)

Release date: 12/4/2006
Reviewed on: 12/4/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Mia Rose, Sunny Lane, Amy Ried, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: Even though the first Slut Puppies won an AVN award for Best Gonzo, Jules Jordan has managed to release a better sequel. Amy Reid & Jean Valjean Mia Rose (a) & Steve Holmes Sasha Grey (a) & Chris Charming Sunny Lane & Jules Jordan Teagan Presley (a) & Jules Jordan Kara Bare (Kara Mynor), Mark Wood, and Chris Charming The strength in this movie is the young looking natural cast. Jules languishly focuses on the girls' youth and beauty in teasing the viewer before beginning the action. The highlight of the video of course is an early Teagan Presley scene that Jules has kept in the vault from us. Seeing her again allows the viewer to compare a newbie Teagan to current newbies Sasha and Mia.
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Absolute Asses

Release date: 11/2/2006
Reviewed on: 11/21/2006

Studio: Amateur District
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Starring: Brianna Beach, Dasani Lezian, Leah Wilde, McKenzee Miles, Riley Evans, Jordan Ashley, John McGill, Traci Lynn

Review brief: Lately, I've been burned out on porn. I had been seeing the same performers over and over trying to outdo each other with circus acts but apparently all it takes to get my attention is to go back to basics. That is the basics of gonzo porn. Dasani Lezian & Jorden Ashley Riley Evans & John McGill (?) Brianna Beach & Jorden Leah Wilde, McKenzie Miles, Jorden, and John McGill (?) Traci Lynn & John McGill (?) Amateur District is a spinoff of the Red Light District brand. Apparently from what I can tell, their first two movies focuses on a different crew and venue. Namely Florida. The director interacts with the girls in a gonzo style. The performers acknowledge the camera and sometimes the director (John McGill?) gets a little action pov style. Jordan Ashley looks like Tony Robbins. Most of the girls are new to me although I recognise Brianna Beach who's always a joy to watch with that incredible behind and beautiful face.
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POV Pervert 7

Release date: 11/7/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Tiffany, Mike John, Keeani Lei, Candace Von, Annette Schwarz, Leola Jossi, Ariel Alexus, Lindsey Meadows, Whitney Stevens
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Well this is the first POV Pervert Mike John has released under Jules Jordan Video and it's a 2-dvd doozy. There are eight girls in total that Mike gets to sample and some he goes in for seconds. Lindsey Meadows Keeani Lei (a) Ariel Alexus (a) Leola Jossi Candace Von (double pop) Tiffany (a) Whitney Stevens (a, double pop) Annette Schwarz (a, double pop) Other than the label and the length of the movie, this is a standard mike john pov movie. I didn't find some of the girls attractive but those who love boobs will consider this half a boobaholics anonymous and it is great to watch the tits fly about in missionary and cowgirl on the hotel floor. My favourite scenes were the ones with Lindsey, Keeani, and Annette Schwarz as they just ooze sexuality in facing the camera. One other thing that I noticed about this POV movie that I don't remember in Mike's previous movie is that it seems like he shaved the lower half of his body and left the upper half intact.
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Weapons Of Ass Destruction 5

Release date: 9/29/2006
Reviewed on: 10/1/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, August, Cindy Crawford, August Night, Kris Slater, Isabel Ice, Jamie Elle, Jasmine Tame, Amy Ried
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: One of the top gonzos this year, I've been watching Jules Jordan videos for a while and I've turned to expect certain things. I expect the movie to be shot technically well with lots of natural light and I expect a lot of teasing to the set up the scene. Needless to say, with a title like Weapons of Ass Destruction, all the girls took it in the butt. Amy Reid & Jules Jordan Cindy Crawford (dp, anal creampies), Erik Everhard, and Steve Holmes Isabel Ice (dp, dap, anal creampies), Erik, and Steve Jasmine Tame (dp, anal creampies), Erik, and Jerry August Night & Kris Slater Jamie Elle (anal creampie) & Steve Holmes Even though Jules Jordan now has his own distribution company, I still subconsciously associate him with Evil Angel. I was so shocked to see the anal creampie finishes that I went and looked at the boxcover and was still shocked when the boxcover advertised, "Now with Anal Creampies!" I guess the scene most people are going to be interested in is Amy Reid pulling an anal and I thought she did okay.
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Baker's Dozen 9

Release date: 9/14/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Isabel Ice, Brianna Love, Karina Kay, Aubrey Addams
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: The thing with the Baker's Dozen series especially when you've seen all previous 8 of them is that things get kind of repetitive. That is you get a hot chick, closed-eye, waiting around for streams and streams of hot jizz to coat her face and the ending mess has you wonder, "Wait, haven't I seen this before?" Karina Kay & Manuel Ferrara then mope blowbang and one lucky fuck w/ Kyle Stone Isabel Ice (a) & Brandon Iron then blowbang Aubrey Addams - 3 rounds of blowbangs Brianna Love (a) & Brandon then blowbang At heart this is a bukkake series with sex thrown in and Brandon doesn't deviate from the formula. I thought all the girls were very attractive in different ways although I can say that there is a similarity in placing Audrey Addams and Brianna Love back to back. Brandon must've kept the Karina Kay scene in the vault since last year but it is a different look for her as she is blonde and still has that lust for Manuel Ferrara even though they've worked together many times before.
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Teen Fuck Holes 6 (Platinum X)

Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 9/26/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Mia Rose, Crystal Clear, Lorena Sanchez, Addison Rose, Mandy Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone

Review brief: I'm assuming this will be Jake Malone's last Teen Fuck Holes. He's added his own signature to this series ever since he took over the reins from Tim Von Swine. Crystal Clear, John Strong, and Michael Stefano Mia Rose, Strong, and Stefano Addison Rose & Stefano Mandy Fox & Manuel Ferrara Lorena Sanchez, Joachim Kessef, and Manuel I thought all the fuck holes were very attractive and this quality is probably the main reason to get the movie. That and they get to work with the usual premium rld/pxp swordsmen. Crystal Clear looks like Rose McGowen while Mandy Fox looks like Busy Phillips but they strikingly could be sisters. You switch out the colour of the hair with one girl and you'd get the other girl. Mia Rose's scene was tainted by a little speck on the right hand side of the screen. Her scene was tiered in that she takes on Michael Stefano for a while before John Strong unexpectedly jumps into the scene. She's the squeakiest girl in the movie while getting pounded and that's what I like about her.
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Oral Supremacy

Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 9/21/2006

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Naomi, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Jason Horne, Tim Von Swine, Marcus Leon, Mike Hash, Kaci Starr, Riley Shy, Mark Furious, Barbie Cummings, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Tim Von Swine

Review brief: At first I thought about passing on this movie because I thought it was an all blowjob movie similar to Tim Von Swine's previous series, Cum Glazed.
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Good Source Of Iron 6, A (Platinum X Pictures)

Release date: 8/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, John West, Steve Holmes, Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Rob Longshot, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Tone Capone, Marcos Leon, Seth Dickens, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Haley Scott, Ryan Knox, Courtney Simpson, Jamie Huxley, Mike Hash, Steve James, Alektra Blue, Lee Bang, Shawna Lenee
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Well, it's been a year since Brandon Iron release another Good Source of Iron and you can tell some of the scenes are older by looking at the performers. Alekta Blue does not have her implants in this movie and Courtney Simpson sports fresh scars from a car accident she had over a year ago. Jamie Huxley blowbang Alektra Blue blowbang Kara Mynor gangbang Jamie Huxley blowbang Courtney Simpson & Brandon Iron (POV) Jamie Huxley & Michael Stefano then blowbang Haley Scott blowbang Jamie Huxley blowbang From the scenes, this movie could've been renamed a Good Source of Jamie Huxley as she has 4 blowbangs and a regular b/g scene! Jamie is a pretty girl in an unconventional way similar in appearance to Michelle Lay. I'd say she is a younger version of Michelle and she does display a remarkable hunger for spooge even if one or two shots may be off-coloured. Haley Scott would probably agree that there may be such a thing as too much spooge as she nearly coughs out the off coloured cum-shots.
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Plucked Then Fucked

Release date: 8/15/2006
Reviewed on: 9/10/2006

Studio: Combat Zone
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Starring: Vanessa Figueroa, Ariel Alexus, Nautica Evans, Samantha Sin, Lindsey Meadows
Directed by: Melissa Lauren

Review brief: Melissa Lauren's debut movie as a director. I wish she had more to work with. If I had to compare this movie to anything, it would be to one of David Luger's many newbie lines for RLD/PXP as the scenes can be hit or miss depending on the girl. You could hear Melissa in the background talking to/instructing the performers from time to time. Lindsey Meadows, Vanessa Figueroa, and Mark Davis Peyton Lafferty (a) & Mr. Pete Nautica Evans & L.T. Samantha Sin (a) & Mark Wood Arial Alexus (squirting) & Manuel Ferrara I only found half of the girls in this movie attractive. Lindsey Meadows by far being the most attractive girl of the movie but her scene is weakened with her pairing with Vanessa. Peyton Lafferty probably had the best scene overall in terms of heat but seemed underexposed due to the backlighting of the windows. Nautica Evans put in a lackluster scene with LT. Samantha Sin reminds me of a young Rayveness but she hasn't gotten there yet in terms of her performance level.
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Russian Institute: Lesson 6

Release date: 4/2/2006
Reviewed on: 9/9/2006

Studio: Marc Dorcel
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Starring: Sandy, Laura Lion, Liliane Tiger, Sophie Moone, Jennifer Stone, Ellen Saint, Lea Magic, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Herve Bodilis

Review brief: Thing about watching european features is that I'm in unchartered territory. I don't recognise most of the girls and this Marc Dorcel movie doesn't help me either with the identification of the girls. Even with the intro, it's clear that the credits are not show with the respective performers or are mislabeled. If you were to play this movie straight up from the menu, you would find french narration which took me by surprise since this was distributed by Wicked. Since my french is rusty and meager, I had to exit and thankfully there was a language option where English is one of the multiple languages offered. The main reason I wanted to watch the movie was the presence of Sophie Moon. I know that she has done some b/g scenes from clips on the internet but this movie isn't one of them. She's in a scene with notable g/g performer, Sandy. The plot revolves around a girl's boarding school but is carried forth by the narration.
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Ass Appeal 4

Release date: 8/15/2006
Reviewed on: 9/5/2006

Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Jerry, Mr. Marcus, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Mia Rose, Jay Huntington, Marcus London, Luscious Lopez, Georgia Peach, Velicity Von, Ava Rose, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Van Styles

Review brief: The Ass Appeal series is Van Styles's tribute to girls with nice asses. Quick disclosure: I got to watch the Velicity Von scene in person and wanted to check it out memorialised on dvd. Dana DeArmond (a) & Erik Everhard Velicity Von & Mr. Marcus Georgia Peach (a, dp), Jerry, and Mark Wood Luscious Lopez (a) & Jay Huntington Mia Rose, Ava Rose, Mark Ashley, and Marcus London Van Styles is one of the best shooters of asses today joining Stagliano and Jules Jordan as one of the few directors to masterfully capture the butt tease. This ability is best exemplified by the tease in Luscious Lopez scene. Styles has her shaking her butt in a soapy jacuzzi which sends my mind off into a dream state before Jay Huntington even gets his hands on her. As an aside, Luscious looks like Persian Melody Sweet at certain angles in this video. Another positive aspect of Van Styles's movies is that he carefully matches his performers up hoping for good chemistry and Velicity and Marcus prove to be an explosive combination.
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Jack's My First Porn 6

Release date: 8/3/2006
Reviewed on: 9/1/2006

Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Delilah Strong, Scott Nails, Holly Morgan, Kelsey Michaels, Marco Banderas, Carmella Bing, Riley Shy, Cody Bangs
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: I guess Jack's My First Porn is a series where Robby D as Jack pretends to be a novice director encountering troubles that sometimes happen on set that might challenge a new director but somehow it always end up working for him. Delilah Strong (a) & Scott Nails Riley Shy & Scott Nails Kelsey Michaels & Cody Bangs (Chris Charming?) Holly Morgan & Scott Nails Carmella Bing (a only) & Marco Duato As such, Robby (as Jack) gets to have a couple of fun setups that poke fun at some of the things that may happen from time to time on set. For example, Delilah Strong would only fuck with a condom. Robby D showing his inexperience would react with a 'Don't eat the condom' when she orally applies the rubber to Scott Nails. Scott of course complains about the condom so they compromise where Delilah gives up the ass because she was only concerned with birth control. Riley Shy is a hot girl that Jack supposedly picked up from the grocery store. The newbie experience is in trying to shoot a fake POV (the genesis of Jack's POV).
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Semen Sippers 5

Release date: 8/28/2006
Reviewed on: 8/29/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Rayveness, Tiffany, Steve Holmes, Kat, Jenna Haze, Gianna Michaels, Annie Cruz, Jasmine Byrne, Sierra Sinn, Lorena Sanchez, Lela Star
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Another fine addition to the Semen Sippers series, Sippers feature a similar theme to Mike John's No Cum Dodging Allowed series in that the girls swallow except that there's not as much gas at the pump. That is the girls outnumber the guys in the scenes and in this movie it's consistently b/g/g. Jasmine Byrne (a), Kat (a), and Erik Everhard Lorena Sanchez, Tiffany (a), and Erik Gianna, Rayveness, and Sean Michaels Annie Cruz (a, squirt), Sierra Sinn (a), and Sean Jenna Haze (a), Lela Star, and Steve Holmes I like how Mike pairs the girls up in each scene. Jasmine and Kat are both hispanic and easily take things in the pooper. Lorena Sanchez and Tiffany have very similar body types (great ass, great tits, great hair) but different skin colours and different faces. I was really pleased with the pairing of Rayveness and Gianna Michaels since I've always felt that Gianna was Rayveness reloaded with those kahunas and smile. Mike recycle a funny but predictable breast exam scenario to introduce their scene.
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Just Turned 18 4 (Lethal Hardcore)

Release date: 6/27/2006
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006

Studio: Lethal Hardcore
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Starring: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Ava Rose, Allison Pierce, Amanda West, Celina Cross
Directed by: Charlie Manson

Review brief: I think this is my first Lethal Hardcore review. Basic premise is that you have girls pretending to have just turned 18 years old. They're even given a candlelit birthday cake even though some of the girls had seen their eightteenth birthday more than a year ago. Amanda West & Donny Long Ava Rose & Talon Jeanie Marie Sullivan (a) & Nick East Celena Cross & Lee Stone Allison Pierce (a) & Andrew Andretti The girls for the most part are cute and the camerawork was standard. Amanda West doesn't seem to react that much to being fucked and neither does Celena Cross but I don't expect much from newbies. Jeanie and Allison give up the butt but the guys they're paired up with don't really bring the heat. The strongest scene is probably an active Ava Rose as she looks great while Talon drills her missionary.
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Elastic Assholes 4

Release date: 6/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/14/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Christie Lee, Jasmine Byrne, Taryn Thomas, Claire Robbins
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: Another fine addition to Mike John's repertoire, Elastic Assholes focuses on the gape of a drilled asshole. Of course that means all the girls get their asses drilled. Usually the guys go after the ass first to where the pussy is a later afterthought. Claire Robbins & Erik Everhard Jasmine Byrne & Manuel Ferrara Taryn Thomas & Erik Everhard Christie Lee & Sean Michaels Naomi (dp, squirt), Erik Everhard, and Mr. Pete Claire Robbins retired last year and she still cute as I remember which makes me wonder how long Mike has held this in the vault. Jasmine and Taryn put in good efforts but the scene of this movie is Christie Lee with a surprising Sean Michaels. Sean has been an understated (in terms of energy) but professional woodsman but he brings out the best in Christie as she squirms on his cock whether it was in her pussy or butt. She can be seen kissing and licking his chest so I guess I can safely say she dug him.
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Deeper 2 (Digital Playground)

Release date: 7/20/2006
Reviewed on: 8/10/2006

Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Jerry, Katsuni, Gia Paloma, Sativa Rose, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Tory Lane, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: I watch the first couple of minutes of this movie and I disappointedly thought, "Oh.... artsy porn". Too bad I can't just leave the review at that so I watched on. Teagan Presley & Jean ValJean Katsumi (a), Jerry, and Scott Nails Sativa Rose (a), Teagan, and Marco Banderas Gia Paloma (a) & Scott Nails Tory Lane (a) & Jerry Well it was fun artsy. Teagan is pretending to talk to her mom while Jean Valjean ravages her. That was hot. Then Katsumi's scene has matrix stile gridlines during the scene which makes you think you're playing a game of Tron. I couldn't understand why Jerry and Scott were fucking her... oh wait I understand why but they're looking at a bunch of polaroids (Memento?) and then they fuck. I was surprised at the Sativa & Teagan scene because of their history. Here I was expecting Teagan to give up the butt and there it was... Sativa! giving up the butt. Quick caution though.... Condom. Condom for both of Teagan's scenes actually.
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Hard Candy 2 (Digital Playground)

Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006

Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Jerry, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, Claire Robbins, Charlotte Stokely, Jessi Summers, Riley Shy
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: I've been watching more Digital Playground movies ever since being impressed with one of the Jack's Teen America series. I pretty much regarded them as a feature company but I like Robby D's gonzo work. It's not what raincoaters would consider hardcore but I'm not looking for that in choosing a movie. I prefer a movie that is well shot and where the performers seem to like what they're doing rather than a bunch of circus acts. Charlotte Stokely & Scott Nails Riley Shy & Erik Everhard Claire Robbins (a, dp), Scott Nails, and Tony T Hillary Scott (a) & Erik Everhard Jessi Summers (a) & Jerry Kinzie Kenner (a) & Jerry I guess from the title and cast that this movie is supposed to be of the barely legal genre. Before each scene is a text intro that gives the setup for the scene although the performers don't do much in terms of dialogue. I was surprised by the brevity of Charlotte's scene.
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In Thru the Back Door 1 (Vouyer Media)

Release date: 7/31/2006
Reviewed on: 8/6/2006

Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Vince Vouyer, Steve Taylor [I], Kaylynn, Scott Lyons, Brian Pumper, Jasmine Tame, Rebeca Linares, Samantha Sin, Sasha Grey
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: In Thru the Back Door is an anal centric movie and a nod to a Led Zeppelin album. The girls start with their ass getting pounded but eventually the pussy comes into play too. Sasha Grey & Vince Vouyer Kaylynn & Brian Pumper then Kaylynn & Vince Rebeca Linares (dp), Scott Lyons, and Vince Jasmine Tame, Scott Lyons, and Steve Taylor Samantha Sinn & Vince The movie offers me an opportunity to see Sasha Grey in a scene for the first time. For all the hype and praise that have been lauded onto her, I'm going to have to find another movie that justifies them. Sasha is a pretty and lithe girl that's a cross between Danica McKellar and Valentina Vaughn. The tease portion was done well and I've noticed Vince has gotten better and better at shooting these teases even to the tune of some vapid heavy metal loop. There are two problems with the scene. One flaw is shared by all of the scenes. I guess due to criticism of his movies being underexposed, Vince has reversed course and overexposed every scene.
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1 Lucky Fuck 3

Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 8/3/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Directed by: Jake Malone

Review brief: Well, this may be the last Jake Malone movie under RLD/PXP that I get to review. Somewhat fitting, it's also the first look at an ongoing series. Premise is simple. I've always complained about blowbang movies since they feature the scraggliest guys and you always wonder when the actual intercourse begins. You can think of One Lucky Fuck as a blowbang movie except near the end of the scene one lucky guy gets to do her (hence the title one lucky fuck). Meanwhile all the other guys are spooging on her face while that one lucky guy is doing her so Jake could've called this series, Raining on Your Party. All of the girls were cute and each has their own blowbang scene. Well, except for Lexi Belle because I don't call two guys a blowbang. The vaginal intercourse at the end doesn't go very long as you watch the guys unload on the girls faces and all of them have that annoyed "can't you see I'm being I'm still getting fucked" tight lipped smile as they can't cum dodge. The strongest performer by far was Isabel Ice.
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Jenna Haze Darkside

Release date: 4/4/2006
Reviewed on: 7/29/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Mr. Marcus, Chris Charming, Scott Lyons, Jenna Haze, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Trent Soluri, Tory Lane, Johnny Fender, Falco Zito
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: This will be a short review in that I wanted to chime with the other reviewers that Darkside may be the top gonzo movie by the end of this year. I've always been a big Jenna Haze fan and if you had asked me what was the definitive Jenna Haze movie; I would've said without hesitation Big Bottom Sadie. Well now, I must change the answer to Darkside. Jules shot the action very well and I enjoyed the way the movie was setup with Jenna confessing her lustful sins to "Father" Mario Cassini. I was surprised that Jules didn't cast himself in a scene but I guess he really wanted the focus on Jenna. There was one nagging thing that prevents me from giving this movie a 5 stars in that there wasn't a scene that stood out.
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Tim Von Swine's Pork BBQ

Release date: 7/11/2006
Reviewed on: 7/22/2006

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Steve Taylor [I], Emily, Brad Baldwin, Tone Capone, Savannah Stern, Marcus Leon, Georgia Peach, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Allie Ray, Chelsie Rae, Mark Shy, Nakia, Joey Valentine, Mark Furious
Directed by: Tim Von Swine

Review brief: I have to make a disclosure. While I was watching parts of this DVD, a horrible realization set in when I frequently saw in the video some asian guy lurking in the corner drinking or getting another beer and paying mind to nothing else. That Asian guy would be me. I should give myself a shitty rating for being so self-conscious in front of the camera. What had happened was that Bono and I were in town for the XRCOs so Tim Von Swine graciously invited us to a bbq and mentioned there'd be plenty of hot chicks and beer. SOLD! Chelsie Rae, Emily Evermoore, Savannah Stern, and pretty much all the guys (blowbang) Emily Evermoore, Joey Valentine, and Sascha Savannah Stern, Georgia Peach (a), Tee Reel, and Marcos Leon Chelsie Rae (a, dp), Steve Taylor, and Mark Zane Nakia Ty & Tee Reel (brief, no pop) Nakia Ty, Tone Capone, Brad Baldwin, and Mark Furious Allie Ray, Sean Michaels, and Kyle Stone Tim Von Swine is one of the new directors at Shane's World.
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Shane's World: Girls Night Out 3

Release date: 5/4/2006
Reviewed on: 7/19/2006

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Kinzie Kenner, Penny Flame, Denice K., Bailey Brooks, Cassie Courtland, Michelle Maylene, Lacie Heart, Riley Mason
Directed by: Penny Flame

Review brief: I've reviewed the two previous Girls Night Out directed by Penny Flame and after watching this movie, this should've been called Girls Night Out 2 1/2. Riley Mason, Kinzie Kenner, and Will Powers Cassie Courtland & Jack Venice Lacie Heart & Kurt Lockwood Bailey Brooks & Denice K handjob on random guy Michelle Maylene & Johnny Castle Denice K, Penny Flame, and Jean Valjean Not that I feel this is half a movie but you have several different storylines going on with two major ones. Cassie, Riley, Kinzie, and Will Powers take a trip to San Francisco. Kind of making this like a regular Shane's World movie. Then the other major storyline was the usual girls (going out and getting hammered to come home to some cock like in previous GNO movies. Then we have two unrelated scenes with Lacie and Michelle respectively spliced in. I get the feeling that Penny did not direct all the scenes especially the trip to San Francisco. The sex was standard and all the girls were cute to hot.
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Teenage Spermaholics 5

Release date: 7/18/2006
Reviewed on: 7/17/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Jerry, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Lexi Love, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Roxxxy Rush, Riley Mason, Chelsie Rae, Mysti May, Lela Star, Ariel Alexus, Aaron Hampton
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: There had been some controversy when Mike John left his former company. The controversy was that even though Mike was free and able to take his titles over to Jules Jordan Video, his former company thought about releasing shortened titles that were similar to Mike's trademarks. Titles such as Teen Spermaholic and and No Cum Dodging. There's two ways to combat this. One involves lawyers. The other is to make your movies great to the point where despite all the imitations, people know when they're not watching a Mike John movie. This movie is a classic. What surprised me is where I don't recall Mike releasing 2 dvd sets before Racial Tension, he does so again with Spermaholics 5. How does he fill that extra dvd? With enough cocks to make the girls jaws stop working...
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Gang Bang Darlings 4

Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 7/16/2006

Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Kelly Wells, Haley Scott, Stacy Thorn
Directed by: Bobby Manila

Review brief: I haven't watched a DVSX movie in a while and am not really into gangbangs but I dig all 3 girls featured in this Bobby Manila movie. Kelly Wells (a, dp) & 5 guys (including Kurt Lockwood & Brad Baldwin) Stacy Thorn (a, dp) & 5 guys (including Andrew Andretti, Billy Banks, and Sergio Escoto) Haley Scott (a, dp), Brad Baldwin, Kurt Lockwood, Johnny Fender, and Richard Kline As you can see by the numbers, this movie isn't along the lines of Anabolic or RLD's gangbangs so you don't have a lot of guys waiting in line to get a shot at the girl. Kelly Wells probably had the strongest scene while Haley's skin seems a little bleached from the light shining onto her face especially during the blowjobs. The biggest surprise is the appearance of Kurt Lockwood in two of the scenes. I don't think I've ever seen Kurt in even a b/b/g scene much less a scene where he has to share the girl with at least 3 other guys.
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Squirt For Me POV 8

Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 7/14/2006

Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Gigi, Jasmine Tame, Roxxxy Rush, Chelsie Rae, Hayley Jade

Review brief: The 8th edition of the Squirt for Me POV series, the cover promises 100 pure female ejaculate. Already I'm quite skeptical as these girls, although young and cute, are not known for their "squirting" antics from other movies. Then again I've been quite skeptical of the known squirters also. Chelsie Rae Haley Jayde Jasmine Tame Roxxxy Rush Gigi These girls do not squirt during sex. Before the POV dick pops out, we get to see the girls masturbate until they squirt but there are some problems. The camera moves away from the pussy to Chelsie's face before it moves back to an already dripping pussy which suggest there might've been a turkey baster trick during the diversion. The director doesn't even bother using the diversion with Haley. The scene is cut and then when she reappears again, her pussy is already dripping. At least in Jasmine's scene you get a couple of seconds after the cut before the liquid pops out. Same camera edit haunts Roxxxy's squirting although again the camera cuts to her already drooling pussy.
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1 Dick 2 Chicks 5

Release date: 6/21/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2006

Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Holly Wellin, Victoria Sweet, Courtney Simpson, Aaliyah Jolie, Kelly Kline, Britney Manson
Directed by: John Strong

Review brief: Standard cookie cutter fare from the guys at RLD/PXP. As the title implies, we get 2 girls on one guy. The girls would cum swap at the end of each scene where one girl would end up swallowing. Lela Star, Victoria Sweet, and John Strong Holly Wellin (a), Roxy Deville, and Steve French Aaliyah Jolie (a), Angela Stone (a, squirting), and Sascha Courtney Simpson, Britney Manson, and John Strong Harmony Rose(a), Kelly Kline, and John Strong At first you'd think there was an attempt by John Strong to match the girls from the first three scenes. You get two hispanics in Lela and Victoria. Two raven tressed girls in Holly and Roxy and two very similar looking blondes in Angela and Aaliyah. Then he blows that theory out of the water with the latter two scenes. Britney Mansons red hair and pale skin provided a stark contrast to Courtney's blonde and tan. The most interesting scene was Courtney Simpson as she uses her limber skills to show off.
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Ass Worship 9

Release date: 6/26/2006
Reviewed on: 7/3/2006

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Jerry, Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Shyla Stylez, Sandra Romain, Jean Val Jean, Eve Laurence, Mia Bangg, Tyla Wynn, Tory Lane, Velicity Von
Directed by: Jules Jordan

Review brief: It's strange when you see a long and storied continuing line released under another brand. I mean sure, I've always associated Ass Worship with Jules Jordan but I'm also used to seeing the red dvd box it comes in under Evil Angel. Shyla Stylez (a) & Jean Val Jean Naomi (a, dp, creampie), Jean Val Jean, and Erik Everhard Tory Lane (a, dp), Jules Jordan, and Mark Wood Velicity Von (a) & Jean Val Jean Mia Bangg (a, dp, creampie), Brian Pumper, and Jerry Sandra Romain (a), Tyla Winn (a), and Jean Val Jean Eve Laurence (a) & Jules Watching this video, I felt like I was watching the Jean Val Jean show considering he was in 4 of the 7 scenes. I wasn't into some of the girls looks but Jules brings out the best in them by mixing and matching them with the right performers. As you can see from the breakdown this is was a hard video that really emphasized anal. The only technical quibble I had was with the redish tint of the performer's skin due to the natural sunlight.
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Rocco: Animal Trainer 20

Release date: 2/27/2006
Reviewed on: 6/22/2006

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Rocco Siffredi, Antonio, Johnny, Tony, Kid Jamaica, Sue, Jazz Duro, Tera Joy, Angelina Crow, Melissa Lauren, Niki Dark, Keira Farrell, Omar Galanti, Christin Black, Oc Stinger, Szabo Gergo, Mike Chapman, Dieter Von Stein
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi

Review brief: This was another movie that made me stop watching porn for a couple of days. Angelina Crow (a) & Omar Galanti (Niki Dark doesn't really participate) Angelina (a), Niki Dark (a), and Rocco Melissa Lauren (a), Tera Joy (a), Kid Jamaica, Michael Chapman Christin Black (a), Keira Farrell (a), Sue (a, dp), Antonio, Dieter Von Stein, Jazz Duro, Johnny, , Michael Chapman, Omar Galanti, Zenza Raggi, and Szabo Gergo As Rocco fans may have noticed, Rocco has been limiting his scenes in his movies because of an impending retirement. I don't really have a problem with this other than the fact that the other performers simply don't match his intensity. I didn't find the girls in the orgy scene very attractive. However, I was utterly revolted by one scene and I believe this one was one that Rocco kept in the vaults for a reason. Melissa Lauren's scene is dated as she hadn't been blonde since 2004. While the guys are fucking her in the ass, you see anal spillage and I don't mean lube.
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Teens In Tight Jeans (Vouyer Media)

Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 6/19/2006

Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Billy Glide, Brian Surewood, Erik Everhard, Sergio, Tommy Gunn, Tiger, Steven French, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Todd Driller, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Mike Hash, Steve James, Charlotte Stokely, Jenna Presley, Marco Banderas, Ava Rose, Vanessa Figueroa, Chloe Morgan, Samantha South, Sammy Cruz, Jessie Castro
Directed by: Todd Todd

Review brief: Premise is real simple like the title says. We have teens in colourful jeans teasing us before every scene. Some with whale tails sticking out.. Sometimes I wonder if the jeans belonged to wardrobe because they look the same in every scene. I believe this is my first look at Todd Todd's work. I believe he was the second director hired by Vince Vouyer for Voyeur Media (after Tim Von Swine). Charlotte Stokely, James Deen, and Sergio Charlotte (bj only) & Brian Surewood Jeanie Marie Sullivan & Erik Everhard Jeanie (a only) & Marco Duato Jeanie (bj only) & Trent Soluri Samantha South (a) & Steve French Chloey Morgan, Jenna Presley, Sergio, and Tommy Gunn Ava Rose, Jessi Castro, James Deen, and Billy Glide, then anonymous pop shots There were some problems with the scenes. The lighting was too low in some of the scenes notably Samantha South and Ava & Jessi's scenes making the video less crisp than it should be.
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Grand Slam (Combat Zone)

Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/18/2006

Studio: Combat Zone
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Starring: Sergio, Chris Charming, Harley, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Andrew Andretti, Seth Dickens, Jay Lassiter, Jack Venice, Jenner, Roxxxy Rush, Horst Baron, Lorena Sanchez, Joey Valentine
Directed by: Mike Metropolis

Review brief: I guess Grand Slam can be compared to Diabolic's Gang Bang Auditions in that you have 3 scenes where the girl would take on about 5-7 guys. What's weird about this video is in keeping with the theme of the title, it is shot inside a white tent-like background with green turf. So we definitely don't have a problem with white balance or lighting but the setting is sterile. Roxxxy Rush (a, dp, anal creampie) Joey Valentine Lorena Sanchez (dpp) I didn't recognise most of the guys to bother trying to identify them but they look like the usual suspect mopes. I'm surprised there wasn't one single black guy in any of the three scene. The girls were all very pretty. Joey Valentine reminds me of Joey Lauren Adams which may not be coincidental. Well if you want to see a bunch of guys taking their turns at getting to fuck hot girls, this is your movie.
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