Kelly's Red Light District Movie Reviews with Trailers (4)
Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 10/2/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Rayveness, Brian Pumper, Toni Ribas, Pandora Dreams, Lacey Tom, Holly Wellin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Brooklynn Jade
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Mellons 6 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 45 minutes (165 minutes) Production Date(s): July 27, 2004 Release Date: September 27, 2004 Condoms: None Director: Vince Vouyer The Abridged Version: I am a breast man. I like them big. I like them round. I like them any way I can get em and for a long time now the man delivering me the goods has been Vince Vouyer. It used to be the Nice Rack series. Now, its Young Ripe Mellons. Now in its sixth volume, this series has been a rather reliable one. That trend is over now. Volume 5 was shaky at best and this volume is even worse. Pandora Dreams is a superstar in the making. If she sticks around long enough, she can be a real super star in this industry. Her scene here? Reduced to mechanical sex peppered with far too much read from the cue card dirty talk. It is amazing how adept Vouyer now is at hiring great talent and then shooting shitty scenes with them.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 4/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Randy Spears, Erik Everhard, Tony T., Paulina, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Avalone, Britney Speers, Mandy Taylor, Britney Madison
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Melons 3 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes) Production Date(s): July 30, 2003 Release Date: September 22, 2003 Director: Vince Vouyer The Abridged Version: Vince Vouyer is a man who loves big breasts. He was the director of what was arguably once the best natural breasts line in porn in the Nice Rack series for Anabolic. During his reign, that series featured the likes of Tera Patrick and Taylor St. Claire. He left and formed Red Light District Video, where a rather worthy successor to Nice Rack emerged in the form of Young Ripe Melons. The first two installments were all nice and good but, similar to the way the Nice Rack series progressed, hes just picking up steam. In the third volume he presents the best cast yet in the form of Britney Speers, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Paulina, Avalone, and Mandy Taylor. All of these girls are young, range from attractive to gorgeous, and are graced with what nature gave them as opposed to the work of a doctor.
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Release date: 4/2/2004
Reviewed on: 4/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Erik Everhard, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Brian Pumper, Summer Lynn, Katin, Jessica Sweet, Sativa Rose, Monica Temptem, Krystal Lynn
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: Young Ripe Melons 5 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 19 minutes (139 minutes) Production Date(s): March 2, 2004 Release Date: April 26, 2004 Director: Vince Vouyer (supposedly) The Abridged Version: Vince Vouyer has long since been bestowing upon the world the magic of young, natural, ripe melons. With Anabolic/Diabolic, it was done through the Nice Rack series. (Nice Rack 6 is still one of my favorite tapes of all time) Here at Red Light, it has morphed into Young Ripe Melons. Back for a 5th edition, the series again delivers a knockout cast but that is where its general dependability falters. In the first 4 installments, we had not only hot girls (Alicia Rhodes, Caitlin, Jennifer Luv, Nevaeh Ashton, Paulina, Avy Scott) but also hot scenes. Here, every single girl is appealing and in possession of killer racks, diverse in nature as they might be. But the actual sex is, well, disappointing. In fact, I am somewhat curious as to how much of this is actually directed by Vince.
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Release date: 1/22/2004
Reviewed on: 3/16/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Julian, Madison, Roxy, Paris, Toni Ribas, Mark Ashley, Lisa Marie, Lauren Phoenix, Roxy Jezel, Serena South, Jynx, Michelle B., Corina Taylor, Heather Calls
Directed by: Robby Fischer
Review brief: Title: One Dick Two Chicks #2 Company: Red Light District Length: 2 hours and 17 minutes (137 minutes) Production Date(s): September 10, 2003 Release Date: March 1, 2004 Director: Robbie Fischer The Abridged Version: With One Dick Two Chicks #2 (2004), Robbie Rischer has again unleashed his wildly mediocre brand of assembly line porn onto the world. The overall cast is middle of the road, the location unchanging, the formula boring, the interviews with the girls somewhat creepy, the moans and dirty talk ridiculously forced, and the tape an overall waste. Not surprisingly, it even appears that some of these scenes were originally filmed for inclusion on the initial installment in this series, which explains why some of the girls refer to the title as Double Play. This was the original title and, considering the baseball jerseys all the girls wear and the set-ups of the scenes, a wildly more inventive one than the porn for dummies moniker now slapped onto this go-nowhere series.
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