Joe Shaver's U.S. Male Movie Reviews (29)
Page:
Reviews per page: 25
Sort:
Release date: 1/5/2007
Reviewed on: 12/5/2007
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Enrico Cruiz, Dominik Trojan, Billy Dexter
Directed by: Pat Stone
Review brief: In a psychedelic T room obviously designed for American audiences with its English graffiti (Fuck, Suck, Michael Jacson [sic]) a passel of abnormally cute Czech twinks suck cock and fuck bareback.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/3/2006
Reviewed on: 7/15/2007
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Brad Slater, Joey Jay, Frankie Jay, Kyle Foxxx, Josh Catchings, Dick Moore
Directed by: Clark Kent
Review brief: I have no idea why this one has surfers in the title as there is never a surfboard, wave, beach, or even internet in sight. The sex however is raw (i.e. bareback). There are three scenes each featuring three performers. Although issued in widescreen format like legit blockbusters, the film has a definite amateur feel to it rather than a professional one.
read the complete review
Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2007
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Stonie, Nick Young, Pete Ross, Daniel Vale
Directed by: Paul Barresi
Review brief: Although there was potential here it was never realized due to the indifference of the director and some pug-uglies in the casting.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/24/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Billy Cochran, Adrian Troy
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Previews before the film give everything away which makes this uninteresting film even less interesting. The only performer and performance of interest comes in the first scene. Billy Cochran (on the cover) does his best to entertain. He starts out by showing us a monstrous black dildo the size of a fence post. Then he strips down to a black jockstrap and plays with his ass, pulling aside the cheeks to show us his itchy hole. Finally his cock is freed from the leather pop-off pouch of his jock. Its a nice cock and its pierced. He puts it in a penis pump although as stated earlier Billy had quite an admirable appendage before the pump went to work on it. With the pump still on his penis, he lubes up quite a large white dildo and shoves it where the sun dont shine. He removes the penis pump from his swollen dick and fucks himself with the faux cock. Then for some reason he puts the penis pump back on. Then after more fucking of himself with the white dildo, he lubes up the black monster. He sits down on the gargantuan impaler and rides.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/3/2006
Reviewed on: 12/1/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Jason, Jay Tornay, Brad Slater, Chris Perez, Bryce Webber
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Shaving (as you can no doubt tell) is my favorite fetish. The sight of a shaved crotch on an adult male causes me to have an instant hard-on and can bring about an orgasm within minutes. Videos catering to this particular fetish are few and far between so when I saw the title of this one I couldnt resist it. It therefore grieves me to report that as a shaving film and as a porn film this one fails on both counts. We begin with a good-looking guy making his way through the forest. He comes across a stream of water flowing from a culvert out of the side of a hill. Unable to resist, he peels off his shoes and socks (nice feet) removes his shorts _but not his underwear), and gets under the hard spray. The force of the water causes his cock still in his briefs to tent them. Finally he removes the offending item (nice ass). Staring blatantly and seductively at the camera, he triggers a response from the viewer (nice cock). We cut to him sitting by a creek, lathering up his cock and balls. He proceeds to shave them.
read the complete review
Release date: 10/25/2006
Reviewed on: 11/26/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: Jan Kurka, a cute plump-faced twink waits on a sofa. Four hunky young studs (Marek Knourek, Igor Gubricky, Zdenek Hudcek, and Karnil Cepila) come down the stairs or enter the room from elsewhere to join him. Clothes come off to reveal some hot young bodies (including Jan's). Hard uncut cocks fill greedy mouths. Its hard [pun intended] to choose a favorite from among these sucking studs as they chow down on succulent pricks. After 18 minutes of cocksucking, we find Jan leaning over a chair ready for some dick in his anal orifice. One by one each shoves a stiff cock up the offered anus while the others wait their turn stroking themselves to keep hard. Close-ups show each initial insertion. If youve read any other of my reviews you know Im pissed of when I dont see the initial entry of a cock into an assespecially in bareback vids. Im a happy viewer here. After everyone has had a turn they all go back for seconds. We then cut to Jan lowering himself on one of the sofa-sitting studs rampant rods. He sits on each cock down the line.
read the complete review
Release date: 4/22/2006
Reviewed on: 10/21/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Stacy, Mike, Silvia, Kate, Lucky, Ivan, Fred, Viki, Ted, Paulu, Dody, Zob
Review brief: If you are bi, gay, or just curious this DVD is just what the doctor ordered. Each of the scenes features two guys and one gal, which means that at some point one of the guys gets fucked as well as the gal. The film opens with two young attractive and bare-chested brunet males looking at a calendar of semi-naked women and admiring them. In heavily accented English one of them talks about his girlfriend. The guys show considerable interest in one another that is interrupted by the entry of the girlfriend, an attractive blond, who plops herself between them on the sofa. They remove her halter and fondle her breasts. They suck on them, too. Her boyfriend fingers her hairless cunt. (No way to tell now whether or not shes a natural blond.) She holds both of their cocks before attempting to swallow her boyfriends, whose massive tool is more than a mouthful. This guy is hung. He reciprocates by performing cunnilingus on her as she blows his friend. He next enters her from behind as she continues sucking on his friend.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 10/8/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Richi Rich, Nicolas Clay, Thomas Wolf, Karel Gross, Carey Lexes, Mark King, Roman Huska, Valenta Vladimir
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: Having just reviewed and enjoyed one of director Alan Pelikans bareback films with those attractive Euro boys, I was really looking forward to this one. Perhaps that's why it was such a tremendous disappointment. When guys fuck bareback and we dont see a bare cock entering an ass but just join the fucks underway, then they might as well be wearing condoms for all we can tell. And every single fuck in this one is joined in medias res. The other problem is that the scenes all follow the same pattern. Theres really no variety. The first scene sets the pattern. A young guy is fishing at the pond; another comes along and argues with him telling him he cant fish here. Fuck you! the fisherman replies. If you want to fuck then lets go, the other replies and surprisingly they kiss, suck cock, and fuck. (The killjoy fucking the fisherman.) In the second scene a young guy is feeding the ducks. Another comes along. They argue, kiss, suck cock and fuck.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/10/2006
Reviewed on: 9/24/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Micky Coolio, Jacob Vidal, Cessy Lexes, Jan Voight, Mark Hill, Michael Casper, Olle Howen, Petr Sebastian, Richie Rich
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: A cute brunet twink lies on his belly on a massage table. His masseura shaggy haired blond with a scraggly beardapproaches. He is sexy as hell. (He can be seen on the cover.) He applies oil to his hands and massages the brunets back. Almost at once the masseurs attention is directed to the brunets beautiful butt. He pulls the cheeks apart, revealing the pouting pucker within. The blond removes his shirt. His pecs have the beginnings of chest hair. The young masseur moves to the head of the table and drops his drawers. A large hard uncut cock springs forth. The brunet raises his head. He opens his mouth. The hard cock slips between his lips and the brunet sucks it lovingly. After a bit the blond withdraws his cock from the willing mouth. The brunet turns over onto his back. The blond crawls up onto the table so they can sixty-nine. The blond shows considerable skill in administering oral massage to the brunets cock. This is the opening of BAREBACK AT THE SAUNA and Im already wasted. A close-up shows the masseurs large cock entering the brunets ass.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/18/2006
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Jarek Piegus, a young guy with a mop of unruly light hair on his head and a smattering of the same on his soft undefined chest is perusing a magazine and stroking his average dick as something that sounds obnoxiously like country and western music blares forth. Putting the magazine aside, he strokes faster, but doesnt cum. Instead he seems to drift off into dreamland. He imagines two guys getting it on in a seemingly passionate encounter. Seemingly passionate because despite frantic sucking the dick in question doesnt get hard. Somehowwe dont see howthe sucker himself ends up with a stiff dick which the other one sits down on, pounding his own cock to climax. Just as the scene got interesting with the fucker about to suck the scummy cock of the cummer we hear a phone ring and are back with the dreamer. Jareks phone call invites him to an interview for a job (presumably in porn). He heads off to the office. Before he gets there we cut to the office where two cuties are getting it on.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/18/2006
Reviewed on: 4/8/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Two young Poles are watching a gay video on TV. This gives them ideas so they strip down. One has a big nose and a small dick. The other has a small nose and a big dick. They are average lookers. They suck one another to no avail, as their dicks remain limp. The sucking is awkward. Finally they sit side by side and pull their puds until they achieve a semblance of hardness. They suck dick again. Big Dick applies some lube to his butthole. I dont know why as hes not the one to get fucked. Big Nose applies a condom to Big Dick and tries to sit down on the young Poles pole. He doesnt succeed so they sixty-nine. A third guy enters. Big Nose pulls down the newcomers trousers and sucks his dick thatnot surprisinglydoesnt get hard. With all else failing, Big Nose does somehow manage to fuck Big Dick doggy style. The newcomer crawls underneath and he and Big Dick sixty-nine. Big Dick continues to wear the condom he had on ages earlier. The music for this scene was downright weird. At times it sounded as though it should be accompanying a western movie.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 3/12/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Sylvia, Tera Joy, Martina Reitoralova, Lenka Sviglerova, Rostislav Maly, John Swiss, Peter Stallion, Ronnie Wilson, Ivan Bartok, Erik Koller, Vasil Dudlajev
Review brief: BI NATURALS 2 once again confirms the old adage that sequels are never as good as the originals. With a different cast and director and actually only having two scenes that are broken up into two parts and giving little setup to the action, its a hastily assembled and poorly photographed and edited non-entity. Not only were they guys better looking than the girls (although some of them were no more than average) the girls should require licenses and would need to board in a kennel. It opens with two of these un-lovelies seated by the road as two young studs pull up in a white car. The get out to chat andleaving the car in the roadwalk down the road to where there was a blue blanket spread out. I thought I was seeing double for a moment and wondered what the hell was in my drink, when I discovered that there were two other guys there on a yellow blanket. We cut back and forth between the two trios and then concentrate on the blue blanket groupTerenza, Jura, and Petr. When Terenza a sucks dick, she stares into the camera ruining any erotic stimulus.
read the complete review
Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 3/12/2006
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Jerry Zikes, Roland Somsak, Lukas Lucky, Cliff Calhoun, Roger Venturo, Joanna Condler, Michaela Petz, Martina Smiraus
Directed by: Alan Pelican
Review brief: As I view more and more of these bi-sexual films from this studio where the guys are a lot more attractive than the gals, Ive begun to realize that they are just the thing for closeted gays or those who dont want the clerk in the video store to think they want to watch a gay film. Bi-Naturals is just such a film. It begins with Jerry Zikes wandering though the park. (I just watched Jerrythen called Jerodin a gay film MUSCLE INN which I would have posted in a review but found it wasnt listed anywhere. Pity, as it was a pretty good film.) Anyway, Jerry/Jerod meets up with a curly haired blond, Lucky Lucas, and a somewhat skinny girl with straight hair, Joanna Chandler. Lucky invites Jerry to join them and he and Jerry immediately compliment one another on their bodies. (See what I mean?) Lucky suggests the three of them go somewhere and have sex. Crossing the railroad tracks, they find a spot near a fence that seems suitable.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/8/2005
Reviewed on: 12/4/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: David, Jan, Martin, Michal, Milo, Patrik
Review brief: The first one that I saw of this series was number 4. I wasnt expecting much and it totally blew me away. Since then I have seen several others and each has lived up to expectations. Number 12 in the series is no exception. Military service is obligatory in parts of Eastern Europe so I really believe these guys are soldiers. And as the pay is very poor they are quite willing to supplement it with porn work. Whether or not these guys are gay or merely gay-for-pay is immaterial they are gorgeous, hot, and perform with gusto. They certainly make a portion of my anatomy stand up and salute. As the film opens, Honza, a tough young officer in camouflage is seated doing some finger exercises on his penis. Two handsome young soldiers, Pavel and Milo wearing red berets, tank tops and shorts, are jogging through the woods and fields. As they approach Honza he quickly stuffs his hardening cock back in his trousers and angrily orders the boys on a four mile run. When they return he grabs both their crotches and licks Pavels face.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 11/20/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Frank Lemos, Jack Joy, Fabricio Marlon, Felipe Vilhena
Review brief: RIO GANG BANG is something of a patchwork containing four unrelated scenes, the last of which is the gangbang. Its virtues are that it contains a bevy of handsome Brazilians and some pretty good sex. It opens with a wild man in a river. He is wearing only a loincloth and dark eye makeup that makes him look like a raccoon. He has a nice body so I forgive him for being a bit heavy with the makeup. He clambers out onto the bank where he finds a magazine of naked men. As he peruses the mag, he begins to become aroused. He also becomes sleepy so he lies back on the rock and closes his eyes. ZING! Hes in a bed. The sounds of the river have been replaced by the sounds of the city. A cute blond twink approaches the sleeping giant and fishes the cock from the loincloth. The savage awakes to find the twink licking on his dick. He likes it. The twink gets naked. After a quick rim the wild man fucks him in every position amidst growls and moans. It ends with the savage shooting his load in the twink's mouth. After licking the cock clean, the twink jacks off.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/21/2005
Reviewed on: 11/12/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Peter, Jan, Pavel, Vladimir, Joseph King, Roland Somsak
Review brief: Well, Im more convinced than ever that I need to move to Eastern Europe. Oh, those guys! Whenever I get a service call here its someone in his late fifties who weighs nearly 400 pounds. If I lived in Eastern Europe it seems I should fare far better. At least the guys in this film do. It begins with two lovers looking in a magazine and checking out the ads for escorts. The lovers, I believe, are Peter Horse and Vlado Matera and the hustleruh, escort is Jerry Lenner. The names on the cover (and some of the pictures its seems to me too) dont jibe with the names on the DVD. I rather trust the DVD more than the cover so I used those names here and elsewhere. The escort (Jerry?) makes a service call removes his shirt revealing a somewhat hairy chest and sits between the lovers on the sofa. Vlado, the handsomest, starts sucking his lovers dick. Jerry pulls out his which is even bigger and far more tantalizing. Although Vlado does give it a lick and a suck, he seems to be more interested in that of his lover.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 10/16/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Solo videos are not my favorites. But now and then a DVD cover will entice me to pop one into the player. Most times I feel suckered. Other times I enjoy them. Im happy to say that this is one I enjoyed. Guadalajaraas we are told many times in the filmis the gay capital of Mexico. So it probably wasnt too difficult to find five natives and one American visitor to pound their puds for the camera. Each has something to offer that will keep the viewers attention. SANTIAGO DIAZ DE LEON is a twenty-seven-year-old that has a goatee which should make him look older but it doesnt. Santiago could easily pass for eighteen. He has lots of very white teeth. (All these guys have beautiful white teeth. Mexico must have an excellent dental plan.) He is extremely charming if not overly good-looking. His body is smooth and looks again like the body of a teenager. His dick is uncut and hugewith a thick heavy wrinkled foreskin that doesnt remain wrinkled for long. Santiago is indeed a young bull.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/9/2005
Reviewed on: 10/12/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Roger Carioca, Luam, Renato Lemos, Alex Bad Boy, Thayllor Garcia
Directed by: Christian Ferrero
Review brief: Back in the so-called Golden Days of Hollywood when the studios ran things, it was said that a producer would approach one of the studio moguls and ask, What do you want? A Musical or something with a plot? Now in the age of porn one might ask, what do you want? Good sex or something with a plot? Well, ideally both are nice; but if there is to be a choice I think everyone would reply, Good Sex. BACHELOR PARTY has an opening scene that seems to set up a plot, but before the first scene is over its become something of a muddle and then disappears like a one-night stand. The sex however, is good. In fact its very good. The first sex scene has a group planning a surprise bachelor party. A cute young thing remains behind and comes on to the host. (He cums onto host too, but thats a bit later.) They retire to the bedroom where the cute young thing proves himself to be a fun-loving and quite enjoyable fuck. The remaining scenes take place outdoors. A handsome young man is sitting in the sun when a brown guy with hair like a cockatoo appears.
read the complete review
Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 10/2/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: David, Marian, Jan, Igor, Pavel, Tomas
Review brief: Ten or fifteen years ago, buying stock in condom companies seemed like a pretty sound investment. Todayif I had any condom stockId sell. BAREBACK BEGINNERS 3 is yet another entry into the bareback film market. It features a nice assortment of adorable Eurotwinks who wouldnt know a condom from a balloon. They have stiff little some times bigpegos and they enjoy sucking off a skuzzy one. All are c-u-t-e and are so sweet they will make your teeth ache. In the opener, a slender youngster with floppy raven hair brings a report to his equally young boss who is seated before a computer. When the boss finds fault with the paper, hes mollified by some cocksucking and completely appeased when the slender cutie lets him fuck his ass six ways from Sunday. Next we find beautiful youngster attempting to screw something onto a board as a lazy lad sits and reads a newspaper. All interest in the news ceases when he reaches into the beautys pants to remove the fleshy screwdriver enclosed therein.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/18/2005
Reviewed on: 9/21/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Joe Romero, David Griffin, Brad Benton, Dillon Press
Directed by: Paul Barresi
Review brief: In watching the interviews section of a DVD I was reviewing, several of the performers said their ultimate fantasy was to be gang banged. If that was Brad Bentons fantasy, he has certainly fulfilled it here. This energetic young performer seems in slutpig heaven as he becomes embroiled with five hunky studs: bald muscular Dillon Press with his shaved head, sexy Damien Ford (wearing a chain mail shirt which unfortunately hides his hairy torso), rugged Joe Romero, macho David Griffin, and listless Max Paxx. As the film opens, Dillon is going down on Damiens imposing dick. Brad comes upon the hot scene and, spying on them from afar, whips out his cock. He has no sooner begun then the other three studs come up behind him, scoop him up, and carry him toward the fellating duo. Brads open mouth goes down on Damiens cock like a greedy bird devouring a worm. As he sucks contentedly on Damiens firm dick, the others strip the youngster completely naked. They then proceed to suck Brads buoyant bone and finger his ass. Dillon has the enviable job of sucking Brads toes.
read the complete review
Release date: 7/21/2005
Reviewed on: 9/5/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Bobby Wilson, Justin Lake, Tony Newton, Jeff Owens
Review brief: The film opens out of doors with Jeff Owens, a four-year marine vet, sitting on a porch bench. He is in full regalia. After a blissfully brief interview he strips. Jeff is not very attractive; his pale body lacks definition and sports several tasteless tattoos. His dick is smallish. He masturbates furiously and brings forth a gushing load. Two twinks are next on the bench: Justin Lake and Bobby Wilson. Justin is in an army uniform. Hes very cute in a good-ole-country-boy sort of way (big ears and lips and large teeth) and has been seen in these films before. Bobby, looking sweet in his navy blues, is a petite blond with delicate features. (Hes the adorable coverboy.) Bobby says hes a navy cook. Id enjoy having him cook something up with me. The strip. Justin has a very thick pubic bush and a large cock to go with those ears. Bobby has hardly any pubic hair a small highly suckable dick. Neither have any hair on their balls. They start pounding their puds as cute as pups at play. The cameraman asks Bobby if he would mind playing with Justins tits. Bobby doesnt mind.
read the complete review
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 8/23/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Pavel
Review brief: A muscular blond doctor and two pretty nurses are puttering away in an examining room. Enter a handsome patient who lies down on the examining table. The doctor examines his heart. One of the nurses examines his large uncut cock. Its soon an oral exam. The doctor pulls out his flesh thermometer and the patient takes it orally. Not to be left out, the other nurse kneels behind the fellating nurse and eats her pussy. A second male patient enters, slim and attractive. He gets in an examining chair as the non-cocksucking nurse goes over to him. The doctor soon joins them and both strip the new patient. Left to themselves, patient one starts cunnilingus on the nurse. (Cunnilingus is not the Irish airline.) The other nurse and the doctor and taking turns on sucking the second patients cock; then the nurse and the patient begin vying for the doctors. The doctor makes out as though he might fuck the nurse, but then decides he prefers the guys mouth. Both will eventually fuck the nurse. But after a bit, the doctor decides the guys ass is a tighter fuck.
read the complete review
Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 6/3/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: As Ive mentioned in other reviews, this is an excellent series. Its full of hot uncut studs who have no inhibitions in sucking dick and getting fucked. I havent seen all in this series (although I wish I had) but those I have seen are well worth your time. This one is no exception. The guys in number 10 speak a heavily accented English, as the producers know the films are for the American market. The conversation which contains sentences such as I would like to something tell you; you are very pretty boy. will strike some as cute, camp, comicor all three. Often times once cant follow the sentence at all, but theyre tryingbless their big hard-ons. The film opens with a young twink soldier packing. It is he who elicits the above sentence from one of his comrades. Thank you, he replies modestly. (He IS a very pretty boy.) When a third soldier arrives he is asked, Dont you think hes pretty boy? He makes it unanimous. They encourage the pretty boy to sit between them where they kiss him, undress him, and soon have the twink's cock in their mouths. Its a big one.
read the complete review
Release date: 10/21/2004
Reviewed on: 5/15/2005
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Nikoletta, Lenny Krejcik, Roland Somsak, Joska Kalvoda, Cliff Calhoun, Renetta Feher, Phillipe Hron, Lubo Karda, Lenny Krecik, Marty Notime, Frankie Suave, Veronica Vine
Directed by: Alex Schnegr
Review brief: When watching a bisexual film I wonder if its harder for a straight man to suck a cock, or for a gay man to eat a pussy. Is it easier for a straight man to fuck a man, or for a gay man to fuck a femme? Of course Europeans are not as hung-up sexually as we Americans, and it appears that for them a mouth is a mouth and its any port in a storm. Its Olivers birthday. The opening shows us exactly where this one is going. Oliver (the blond on the cover) is seated on the sofa between a gal (Renetta) and a guy (Rocky). His arm is around the gal, but his hand is in Rockys crotch. Guests arrive bringing gifts. With 7 guys and 4 girls theres not enough girls to go around when things get underway. (Hmm). Oliver opens the champagne. Youll probably want to zip by this opening of stilted chatter in even more stilted and heavily accented English, and get right to the action. Paula (the blond gal on the cover) and Veronica start things off. Their stage is the coffee table and they put on quite a show.
read the complete review
Release date: 9/25/2004
Reviewed on: 12/10/2004
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: Having now seen two of this sensational series, it seems that the Czech army must be the gayest military unit since Alexander the Great marched his legions out of Macedonia. Yet, it is doubtful that Alexanders men were half as attractive. The film opens with two officers (one of whom is the handsome Radek from SOLDIERS OF EASTERN EUROPE 7) picking up an enlisted man in their car and driving him to a remote spot in the woods where they order him to suck their cocks and give up his ass to their stiff uncut boners. Radek is sexy and handsome and with long black locks (obviously short hair is not a requirement of the Czech military). His fellow officer is blond and very, very muscular. The enlisted man (George) is quite cute. After George has been boffed by both officers, he flees. Left alone the two still horny officers suck and rim one another before Radek fucks the shaved ass of his muscular fellow officer. 2. Elsewhere in the forest, two soldiers stop to rest. One comments that the weather is Nice. Youre nice too, his companion attests.
read the complete review
