HeyNow's Movie Reviews with Trailers (74 - page 3)
Release date: 7/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Zara, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Lena Juliett, Kelly Wells, Shane Diesel, Hailey Storm, Celestia Star
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Certainly, this line doesnt get much attention, but as always Digital Sin/New Sensations delivers. Well, it isnt quite a home run, but a solid double which transfers into 3 and a half stars. With this title, as you might expect the cocks are large. Shane Diesel has a hefty one and violates Kelly Wells (referred to as Kelly Fucking Wells) in each of her three major holes. She gags on it, she takes in a normal way and finally she is nearly ripped apart from the anus with it. Wow. Such a tiny girl and such a gigantic cock. I almost lost it on that one. Im sure she went home with a nicely tenderized butt, of course that combined with the warmth of her pussy would be simply melt in your mouth luscious. Im also currently reviewing (okay, a loose term) Big Cock Seductions 22 - its hard to say which one is better but as with most Digital Sin movies I enjoy the overall look that visually meets what I am looking for in adult movies. You do get anal, but not in each scene maybe they are trying to please everyone.
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Release date: 9/14/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Sascha, Jessica Jaymes, Jean Val Jean, Trevor Thompson, Arianna Alyse, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Nikki Nievez, Victoria Von Helkine
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: The premise in this one seems to be producers going up to ordinary housewives and giving them a chance to be in an adult film. Interesting enough. (Of course, I normally fast forward anything that isnt an overt sexual scene so I might miss a detail or two). Its been a while, so its probably time to say I do have to warn that my reviews have a total lack of sentence structure and often run on sentences will rule the day yet I have been told that my overall usage of letters and the combinations of those letters are well above average and my speeling is normally impeccable. So, each scene starts with a camera crew going up to women at their houses or on the street or at the car wash and telling them they will be departing their dreary housewife lives and will be whisked off to the relative comfort of a makeup chair and eventually to a porn set where their normally housewifely bodies will be ravaged by strange men doing unspeakable acts. It seems that they have the girls do a voice over while they show sped up footage of them getting their makeup and hair done.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sophia, Mark Wood, August, Missy Monroe, Rick Patrick, Marie Luv, Mia Bangg, Dillan Lauren, Tyla Wynn, Seth Dickens, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Kirsten Price, Melodee Bliss, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Samson
Review brief: In regards to Beef Eaters Part One, if I fire up my way back machine I find that in March of 2005 I called it a big stand out and an excellent title. Visually well done and hardcore enough to appeal to those that like some deep throat gagging action - yet doesn't over do it in that aspect. Can they keep up the good times for Part Two? The answer is Shirley Yes! Err, I mean surely yes! I always expect good things from Third Degree they consistently have some of the best looking stuff out there (along with Zero Tolerance). This one is right up there with the great ones, though I should warn you, it goes no further than a blow job and cum on faces movie (though we do get some teasing action). Of course, you get more than the 5 or 6 scenes that is standard with most movies, instead we get a ripe 10 or maybe 12! I wont run down the list of girls or plus and minuses along the way except to point out a stand out scene from Ms. Tyla Wynn. One of my favorites from the last year or so has got to be Tyla. So yummy, so delicious. Best scene on the disc.
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Release date: 9/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
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Starring: Mark Davis, Simone, Kat, Dino Bravo, Slim Shady, Felix Vicious, Crystal Ray, Brianna Blaze, Billy Lee, Daisy McLane
Review brief: They arent so tight that these vaginas squeak or anything. Nor is there any pain as plumpers are slid into them, but they do look pretty young. This title (and many from Simon Wolf) seems to be a nice alternative to the Hustler Barely Legal series. These girls are fresh, sweet and innocent. They are tan. They have jaw dropping stunning breasts. Who could ask for anything more? Well, it isnt titled Tight Young Pooping Holes, so mark that off your list. Its just a solid vaginal movie. Its possible that they girls are being fucked by their boyfriends as often seems to be the case in these types of movies. This is light years better than seeing them being fucked by some dude that has been around for years and years. At the very least they are nearly the same age. Of course, I pay little attention to the girls names, but I wrote down that that Daisy, Brianna and Felix especially were standouts in this movie.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: American Hardcore
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Starring: Csilla, Sharon Wild, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, Vanessa Lane
Directed by: Tommy Joe
Review brief: Well, the title is right to the point. Ass Fuck. Nothing subtle about that though I guess most porn titles are pretty direct and to the point. If the title leaves any mystery for anyone, a check of the back cover proclaims, Slapper in the Crapper Hitter in the Shitter Hardcore. Yep, its a butt fuck flick. And its from a studio called American Hardcore. And its pretty good. As good as an average RLD or Platinum X picture. Maybe a little better picture quality and overall presentation though I didnt think the body makeup was all that great as I saw some bumps and pimples on a few of the girls. Overall the sex and blowjobs are reasonably hardcore I saw an overly healthy amount of salvia during the blowjob scenes. The standout scene for me (though they are all pretty good) was the final scene with girlie Sharon Wild. Nice gaper ass girl - it was an all around good scene.
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Release date: 9/10/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: Max Hardcore
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Review brief: One might say that Max Hardcore titles are loaded with showy blossoms, perfuming the air with the sweetest aroma. Well, not quite. This one barely needs a review as his fan base is either there or not. You pretty much know what you are going to get when you go with Max Hardcore. Either you are a fan or not so much so. Certainly, he is a pioneer in the porn world. Its been a few years since Ive seen one of his so I thought it was time. Hey, I was curious! Its about the same as remembered. Some colorful couch, an overly made up young thing in a schoolgirl outfit and a good dose of rough sexual action. Of course, vomit streaked faces arent quite for me so I did a little extra fast forwarding. But who am I to pass judgment and I only saw that in the first scene. Lots of cock gagging in that scene. Max takes on Yumi and Layla in the second scene and it isnt as rough and is the best scene on the disc. Total of 3 scenes on the disc and naturally excruciating anal in each.
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Release date: 9/3/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: Bad Seed
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Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Lee Stone, Cytherea, Lili Thai, Missy Monroe, Nick Jacobs, Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci, Kelly Wells, Jonny Zinn
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Squirting? This could be a pretty good one. Before I watched it I figured it must be your normal squirting movie though the title delicately suggests (at least to me) something a little nastier like the Hot Hershey Squirts but it is nothing of that nature. Another new studio for me. How does this squirt title rank with the great ones from Elegant Angel? Well, its like comparing the Sistine Chapel with a school art project. But the ladies do provide some gushers. And you get the top names in the squirt biz like Cytherea and Tianna Lynn. Still, check out the others first, if you still want more and have exhausted all other squirt movies from the big names, this title will be waiting for you. Just dont expect as much. Still, there was a good girl on girl scene in a kitchen with whipped cream that played out pretty nicely. I won't spoil it for you! I saw PHE or maybe PHE Inc. listed on the back over I vaguely recall that was the cover company name to Adam and Eve catalog so Im guessing they are somehow connected to Bad Seed.
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Release date: 6/13/2005
Reviewed on: 9/13/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Kelly, Sergio, Nick Manning, Jazz Duro, Marcos Leon, James Deen, Jackie Ashe, Persia DeCarlo, Claire Robbins, Anita Line, Don Picone, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: A pleasant delivery of anal in this one. And DVSX (at least for this one) is a rare studio (along with Zero Tolerance) that is generous enough to give us 6 scenes instead of the typical 5. +1 for an extra scene! Think of this as an alert for those that are all ready to pop at the end of scene 5 if you do, youll be going into scene 6 drained and limp. With a name like Ass Factor there must be a lot of ripe ass pounding, right? Yep! The backdoor hole is open for business. Lot of good shots for fans of anal. For fans of toys, you get toy play before and after. But its those clear dildo things that seem uncomfortable, not like a fleshy penis. They remind me of icicles and they surely can't be comfortable for rumpholes, can they? Visually, its fairly well done, not great you do see some flaws on the girls but nothing too distracting. Strangely to me, Missy Monroe doesnt look like Missy. I guess she just looks different from 2004 Missy and what I would expect. I dont see much from DVSX Id be willing to check out other titles based on this success.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 9/10/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Tommy Gunn, Austin, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Val Jean, Veronica Lynn, Jordan Fleiss, Nicole Brazzle, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Beautifully shot by Alex Braun like so many he does for Digital Sin. They really do put out great looking product I think it is still the ghost of Jonni Darkko (who moved on to Evil Angel exclusively) or at least some great camera. But for fans of anal, this one wont do. Complete lack of anal sex here with Digital Sin it seems to be either all or none. It is refreshing though at times, just to see some down and dirty vaginal sex. The best scenes are the first 3 the movie fades after that. Nicole Brazzle (what a name!) and Veronica Lynn are cute enough and do a nice job, the winning scene on this disc is Kelly Kline. Its worth a rental just to see her. She gets into her scene, has nice natural tits and great looking bod. Of course, these girls names are meaningless to me are they still in the biz? I dont know Kelly Brazzle from Trixie Putender. But they are attractive here. I would search out Kelly Kline to see what else she has been in. Austin, apparently, is the final scene.
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Release date: 8/31/2005
Reviewed on: 9/10/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Kaylynn, Alexandra Quinn, Flick Shagwell, Calli Cox, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Alexis Malone, Kianna Dior, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Flower Tucci, Keeani Lei, Jasmine Byrne, Jamie Huxley, Alektra Blue, Naudia Nyce, Jonni Darkko, Tiffany Minx
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Start of rambling review: One might be able to say that the trump card has been played and team Jonni Darkko is the winner over the Deep Throat This! series or you might even say that this title is a homerun and a touchdown at the same time not to mention that youll need oxygen and an IV for your wiener after this one!!! Hes nailed this one right on the head! Okay, all silliness aside, I can say goodbye to what was, in my mind, thought to be the reigning (and raining (cum that is)) champion among all oral movies - yet no doubt the comparison to the Peter North series was obvious. This is like two of those movies rolled into one, with better production values and just as capable in face glazing area. 18 scenes in this one and wowsa, does it feel like it. In the final scenes I thought more than once that it was over and I saw the big grand finale scene only to get another and another. Its mostly shot POV, but also with some side angles, these girls can suck a cock.
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Release date: 6/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/7/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Roxy Jezel, Dani Woodward, Penny Flame, Eva Angelina, Brother Love, Jackie Ashe
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: What a title! Ill give a brief rundown of my favorite 3 scenes (5 total) here and for once Im going to name names! The first scene starts with a guy picking up a willing Roxy Jezel to give him a blowjob in a vehicle. They move to a hotel room and start going at it. Shes on top and either she pulls up or his cock falls out and you naturally think she is going to lean down and suck him. Nope. She punches him right in the ball sack. Repeat: right in the ol wrinkled ball sack! And again. And again. Wow. Maybe I live a sheltered life but in what must be pushing 2000 titles over the years I have never seen such testicle abuse. But the guy seems fine with it and in the end she gets what is coming to her by the way of a nice facial spraying though she does get off a couple of kicks to his balls before this. Now it makes more sense why she is credited as a Randy Lil Fucker on the backcover! She is paid with a rare $1000 bill for her fine performance and a grade of A+ from me. Eva Angelina with glasses has another great scene.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Jerry, Van Damage, Karlie Montana, Jay Huntington, Brianna Love, Autumn Bliss, Lexi Love, Sulavan, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Stephanie Renee
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Yet again more of the same from Hustler Barely Legal. (That sounds like a bad thing, but it really isnt Ive always liked this series). Of course it has the same typically beautiful production standards we all would expect from the series. As always each scene has a few minute story leading into the sex of course I always fast forward over this. Its your every day story heard over and over: girl checks out a airplane hanger and finds a guy with a stiff rod, or a girl that shacks up with stack of girlie magazines and starts masturbating away only to be discovered (or is it rescued?) by the lonesome trucker. I didnt think to write down the names while I was watching and I didnt recognize any of them, but there are a few solid scenes here though I did skip by one or two of them fairly quickly. One highlight is a scene in which some young starlet duplicates the Paris Hilton Carls Jr. commercial. You know the one with the car washing, the sudsy mess, the monster $6 burger? Yep, its all here. Scene moves on to some sex including the single anal scene for this movie.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 9/5/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Boby, Katka, Katarina, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Tiana Lynn, J.J.
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: ADT probably doesnt need another Big Wet Asses review (this will be the 4th and the others are done by much better reviewers) but it is an impressive enough title to rave about. The name is a bit of a misnomer, as the asses arent wet with water, but are soaked with oil. But Big Greasy Oily Asses maybe doesnt sounds so great (actually I think its just fine). Now, the next question is: are these gigantic rumps all lumpy and gross? Nah. Luckily this isnt a title that pays homage to that wide load butt that we all know surely everyone has had a grade school teacher that was nearly as wide as she was tall and always needed to wear (for some reason) odd colored (and tight) polyester pantaloons instead these gals just have pleasantly ample butts. Or maybe its a camera illusion? Anyhow, I had long delayed renting this release after being disappointed by the last few (I thought parts 1 and 2 were excellent though) but this one recaptured all the past glory for me.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/25/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Carmen, Tony T., Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Alex Rox, Sascha, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Melissa Lauren, Tyla Wynn, Scott Nails, Benjamin Brat, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: Im no Roger Ebert, so sometimes my reviews might go off on horrible tangents or simply seem to be written by an incoherent man. I think this one is the best of the stack of DVDs I am currently reviewing. This one has a few guys against 1 girl, poking at her every which way (yes, even THAT way), this one is nastier than the typical Hustler flick. Might it win over a few fans.? Every scene here is a winner. I wont get into each (no need to detail you get sex and heaping serving of it) and usually the girls arent the big of deal to me I often dont know their names. But contradicting what I just said, I did immediately pick out Tyla Wynn (a favorite of mine) and I thought it was Ariana Jollee but I guess it was actually Sandra Romain. I am shit ass dumb sometimes! Well, they both have great scenes here.
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Release date: 6/29/2005
Reviewed on: 8/24/2005
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Johnny Thrust, Kris Knight, Sativa Rose, Sean Silver, Nadia Styles, Seth Dickens, Keeani Lei, Courtney Simpson, Cassie Courtland, Georgia Peach, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: With nearly (and perhaps beyond) 15 reviews under my belt I continue on with yet another one. You might also remember me from the terribly neglected and quite defunct HeyNows Quickie Reviews on my own thread on the Porn Pool board. When all I can think of is of superior titles from other studios I know it is time to move on. This one isnt terrible, but it plays out like the poor mans Barely Legal from Hustler you know that whole poor man thing in actor terms Scott Baio is the poor mans John Cusack or in music terms Aerosmith is the poor mans Rolling Stones. You might as well just get the real thing in this case Barely Legal. But that seems a little harsh. They do some office playtime thing as a set up to each scene, so that might be fun if you are into something a little beyond your typical gonzo production. Sex takes place in the warehouse, in a conference room, in an office. The movie has a 9 to 5 subtitle on the cover. I guess this is the sexual pleasantry that goes on between coworkers. Not that way in my office.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 8/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: John Strong, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Persia, Gianna Michaels, Erin Moore, Sintia Stone, Myaluanna
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Like most other reviewers, I have no formal training in reviewing kitchen appliances, cleaning supplies, porn or any other item. Yet, I can say that I love my new LG 22744 refrigerator with bottom freezer. It is so wonderful not to keep bending down to look in your refrigerator everything is eye level. The lighting is terrific, really bright. The water dispenser keeps the water nicely cold, and the filter gives it a great taste. Ah, but you say youd rather read about sexually explicit movies? I actually thought this one was pretty good. And chances are youll like it better than I do. That seems strange to say, but I'm not the greatest fan of Platinum X.
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Release date: 7/28/2005
Reviewed on: 8/19/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Vanessa, Virginia, Cindy, Robert Rosenberg, Dillion Day, Sue, Mick Blue, Greg Centauro, Niki Dark, Ashley Lee, Suzie Diamond, Justine Ashley
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Ahh, this one is exceptional. In food terms, I would compare it to the $129 tasting menu at Spago, complete with wine pairings. You know, the whole extravaganza that starts out with crab cakes with tartare and creole remoulade sauce and moves on to the slow-roasted sliced leg of veal with fresh summer truffles generously shaved over the dish, the lovely duck confit, the always-exemplary cheese plate, the pan seared foie gras with Japanese pear and orange tamarind sauce, wildberry compote with just enough of a crust to complement the gobs of tiny, delicious little.okay, enough of that. Back to the movie: Another Third Degree release. I really liked this studio in the beginning. They put out some great stuff, then some of the more recent releases have left me wanting. Not a problem with Fresh Pink Part 2.
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Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 8/10/2005
Studio: Taylor Wane
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Starring: Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Tanya Danielle, Taylor Wane, Brittney Skye, Victoria Givens, Ana Nova, Jamie Brooks, Jean Val Jean
Directed by: Taylor Wane
Review brief: Im going to push out one quick review for DD Pizza Girls. This one has been in my rental queue for a while its always escaped deletion for some reason. Maybe the box cover looked good, or maybe I was after some DD (Double D!) sized tiiit-taaays! I guess you do get that, plus a little anal, but these are girls Im not really after in porn but that isnt the fault of the studio. The picture quality was good enough, but they seemed to switch between the two cameras way too much. The whole product sort of like the offspring of Vivid and VCA, with a little pizza girl delivery story going on (barely). Overall, its nothing to waste your time on.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/31/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Pat Myne, Lee Stone, August, Mick Blue, Aria, Lanny Barbie, Barrett Blade, Alicia Rhodes, Katrina Kraven, Christie Lee, Isabel Ice, Sativa Rose, Chris Streams, Taryn Thomas, Michelle Banks, Kirsten Price, Danny Case, Victoria Sweet, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Since I have recently submitted a couple of reviews that rated the movies as just 2½ or 3 stars and perhaps a couple in the pipeline that are about the same, I figure it is time to rave about a great 5 star I recently saw. This will be a shortie review, a mere spin off of my quickie reviews, but I have to say that Hand to Mouth from Third Degree is one fantastic blowjob movie! (Just fantastic!) As the name would suggest there is also a good amount of handjob action by the girl, with all dicks cumming with no, repeat no, intervention from man hand. Its shot POV style, with the girl doing a lot of teasing. Most scenes start the with the girl entering the room, sometimes crawling over (I always find that hot!) The video quality is great, the girls are great (nearly all of them rank an 8 or above!) and as one would expect there are I didnt count around a dozen scenes. Be warned, of course, it is purely an oral movie though you might be teased with a little vaginal crack here and there.
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Release date: 2/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/20/2005
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Anita Blue, Takota, Lola Lindero, Krista Morgan, Lexi Sweet
Directed by: Amigo Sanchez
Review brief: Someday I might start a review like this: Light in texture and essence, Big Cock Seductions (Part 18, no less!) strikes a dominant note with bulky peckers that find ways to overtake fresh and juicy roastbeef-like holes in stunningly weird yet wonderful ways. The genre, of course, is "avant-garde porn", a style that more than pushes the adult sex envelope with unfathomable flavors but never in a heaviness one my relate to, oh, say, a World War II epic. Whatever that means. But today is not that day. Its a good release, but probably is lost in a sea of other normal and average porn releases, not to mention 17+ other titles in this series. Im not sure what the draw to purchase this title would be over many hundreds of other titles (and of course, vice versa). Surely, though, titles like these do well as rentals. Yet, if pure vaginal sex (no anal) is your thing, this might hold greater appeal. Yikes. Anita Blue: Cute girl seems in pain during sex but perhaps it is just complete elation. Scene ends in an internal. Thankfully the rest are directly on the ladies faces.
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Release date: 5/21/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Scott Styles, Justine, Sharon Wild, Dominica Leoni, Anthony Hardwood, Georgia Adair, Matt Bixel, Mario Rossi
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Rambling, disjointed review starts here: My initial impression of movies from Ninn Worx is that they are typically artistic erotica targeted to couples. I read a piece of promotional material for this one that this is part of his foray into the "Artcore Gonzo" genre. Seems true enough. Does it rank up there with my favorite releases over the past year? No, not really. We get the typical 5 sex scenes in this title, most of them with large boobied Georgia Adair either as willing participant or observer with a mini camcorder. That part is sort of interesting, especially if you are interested in a voyeuristic aspect. In one scene she videotapes another girl give a lengthy blowjob before moving on to some arousing anal action. (Okay, Im just not good in describing sex!) Scenes do end with facials. Maybe somehow that takes away a little bit of the couples appeal. In the interest of full disclosure, my non-porn watching wife noticed the box and said that he has larger penis than me. Ouch. And sigh. Awkward! I wonder if she will watch it. Must find strength to move on.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Rita Faltoyano, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Michelle B., Janet Alfano, Arcadia, Scott Nails, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Xavier Mann
Review brief: A better reviewer might start off something like this: Director Xavier Manns wild eccentric style is perfectly suited to this lurid adaptation of the steamy series created by mastermind Jonni Darkko from the vivid simplicity of the opening scene with a young lady who unmistakably needs no further supplementary anal instruction since her skills are clearly and undoubtedly are so very well-honed to the jubilance of the redemptive closer there is something here to touch every audience member. Yet that seems to be an awfully worded sentence. I dont really know it to be true anyhow. Maybe it is better to start simply by saying that Im glad to see this series revived with a new director. Jonni Darkko, with his great visual sense, directed parts 1 thru 8. How would this compare? Pretty darn good, I say. Not too shabby is another way of putting it. The girls are beautiful and well experienced it seems.
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Release date: 2/14/2005
Reviewed on: 4/14/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Tommy Gunn, Joey Ray, Nick Manning, Barrett Blade, Veronica Fox, Brodi, Summer Raine, Gwen Jade, Kirsten Price
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: Dad says I have to buckle down, nose to the grindstone (and so on) and get another review posted. Enter the barely legal genre with Wet Teens 7 from Simon Wolf! Ill try to concentrate on the substance of the movie scenes and talk less about the actual review and the grammar (or lack thereof) since I have received a few complaints that I go on too much about my writing style, limited vocabulary and horrible run on sentences (to say nothing of sentence structure that would make an English teacher screech) than the actual content of the film itself. I have a page of nearly indecipherable notes written 2 weeks ago on this movie. Overall I recall it was pretty good. Solid B grade. Simon Wolf probably has a reputation of putting out material that is less than hard core but not exactly soft core either. But Ive generally liked what Ive seen in the past. Usually nicely filmed, good-looking girls and that production values that I desire. And this one has all of that. And now my hastily scribbled, terribly fragmented thoughts: Scene 1: Kristen. Beautifully tanned, petite.
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Release date: 1/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/17/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Mark Davis, Dasha, Steve Holmes, Dillion Day, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Lanny Barbie, Lauren Phoenix, Jayna Oso, Scarlet O'Whora, Naudia Rio, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: With the crude caveman-like title like Suck Fuck Swallow who knows what you are going to get! Surely there will be ample amounts of each. Its from 3rd Degree so my expectations are high. And this title DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! Now first I should warn that my grammar and overall writing skills may be terrible. No doubt there will be sentence fragments. And abnormal sentence construction! Simple one-syllable words will be the rule. Now on with the review. Its a short one. While each scene is solid, one scene is a perfect 10. Pure brilliance. A great piece of sex put to film. And that scene is the one with Jayna Oso. She looks remarkable. Clean body, great skin tone, sexy as all get out (as they might say.) Spoiler alert. Scene starts with panties (and maybe a top I dont recall) bulging with an obvious sex toy stuck in her butt. Eventually we get the full reveal. Yum! The guy comes in and plays with sticking this sex toy/butt plug thing in many times. They move on to the normal stuff, blowjob and vaginal fucking and some nice tight ass fucking.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 3/12/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jennifer Luv, Juan Cuba, Nautica Thorn, Tyla Wynn, Trina Michaels, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: My very first submitted review. Ive posted short thoughts about movies in my Porn Pool thread titled HeyNows Quickie Reviews that had more than 3 fans but now I am making the attempt to branch out to a slightly longer write-up. It wont be well written, nor will it be a graphic description of the sex, but I will give the title an honest grade and you, the reader, a brief summary (very brief) of some scenes as I fast-forwarded through the title. Its quite possible, even likely, that I will use commas at inappropriate times, create unusual sentence structures to say the least or use an abnormal amount of explanation points!!!!!!! While I do like hardcore sex scenes as much as the next guy (or girl), I definitely want to see better than average production qualities. Good picture. Good color. Good lighting. Good make-up. And the girls should have smooth relatively unblemished skin. If a title isnt up to par on these I lose interest quickly no matter how hot the sex is. Okay, on to Tease Me Then Please Me 2. Grade: A.
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