Wet Teens 7 (Simon Wolf) Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  4/14/2005

Dad says I have to buckle down, nose to the grindstone (and so on) and get another review posted. Enter the barely legal genre with Wet Teens 7 from Simon Wolf! I’ll try to concentrate on the substance of the movie scenes and talk less about the actual review and the grammar (or lack thereof) since I have received a few complaints that I go on too much about my writing style, limited vocabulary and horrible run on sentences (to say nothing of sentence structure that would make an English teacher screech) than the actual content of the film itself.

I have a page of nearly indecipherable notes written 2 weeks ago on this movie. Overall I recall it was pretty good. Solid B grade. Simon Wolf probably has a reputation of putting out material that is less than hard core – but not exactly soft core either. But I’ve generally liked what I’ve seen in the past. Usually nicely filmed, good-looking girls and that production values that I desire. And this one has all of that.

And now my hastily scribbled, terribly fragmented thoughts:

Scene 1: Kristen. Beautifully tanned, petite. Some nice pussy licking action and blowjob footage. Short scene though – just 3 positions. Cum into the mouth.

Scene 2: Summer Raine. Good body, but sort of average looking. We get some anal action in this one, so there goes the conventional wisdom that Simon Wolf only puts out softies.

Scene 3: Brodi. Girl next door look but in a trashy way. Okay, now this is the part where my notes turn sour. Did I write “Real bubble custy”? Or maybe it’s custard? Maybe I meant to note she had a bubbly personality? I don’t think it says bubble rump or anything like that.

Scene 4: Veronica Fox. Nice solid scene.

Scene 5: Gwen Jade. Dull. That’s all I wrote.

Disc contains 20 months of BTS. Err, wait. It looks like months but I must have written “minutes”.

Is this a must own disc? Well, maybe if you own parts 1 thru 6 or there is a must own girl for you in this movie. Otherwise it is just a solid piece of porn suitable for rental and spending 40 minutes with. 20 if you are quick about it.