Hardware's Blue One Movie Reviews with Trailers (2)
Release date: 12/19/2003
Reviewed on: 12/18/2003
Studio: Blue One
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Review brief: Title: Machos Cast: Kate More, Oceane, Chipy Marlow, Laura Angel, Maeva Exel, Elodie Cherie, Olivia de Treville, Nomi, Helene Sylver, Cynthia, Ian Scott, Bruno SX, Ed, Steve, Titus, Sebastian Barrio and a bunch of others. Cut to the chase: This is the story of two horn-dogs who get turned into women so they have to experience the other side. It's silly but mildly amusing, especially Kate More's performance as Bruno in a woman's body having sex for the first time. Interestingly, there's no penetration shots in the film. All the women except Olivia de Treville get sodomized, and Elodie, Cynthia and Nomi get DP'd as well. It won't set the world on fire, but if you like the cast then you'll probably be happy with the DVD. The dialogue is in French. PS - condoms are used throughout the movie. Features: Main menu Chapters Ad for the movie Making of Scenes: 1) Olivia and Ian Bruno, Ian and Ed(?) come to catch some rays on the beach. Olivia, wearing a skimpy black bikini, is snorkeling nearby. Ian decides to go for a swim and tries to chat her up.
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Release date: 10/15/2003
Reviewed on: 10/14/2003
Studio: Blue One
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Review brief: Title: La Dresseuse (The Adjuster) Director: Alain Payet Cast: Zara Whites, Lea Martini, Kate More, Dru Berrymore, Fovea, Oceane, Daniella Rush, Mark Barrow, Bruno SX, Phillipe Dean, Ramon, Kevin Long and Yan Scott Cut to the chase: This is billed as the 'explosive return of Zara Whites.' According to the cover, it earned the Hot D'Or in 1999 for 'Meilleur Realisateur Europeen'...Best European Director? Anyway, my French-to-English translator says the title means 'The Adjustor,' but I suspect it's 'The Ringmaster.' At any rate, just looking at the female cast should tell you that this one has plenty of eye candy, and I assure you they get put to good use. My main complaint is that Zara only did girl/girl, darn it. If you're new to Euro-porn, this wouldn't be a bad one to start with (but see the note at the end of this review first). I would describe it as mild raincoater.
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