Hardware's Movie Reviews with Trailers (7)
Release date: 1/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/4/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: David Perry, Nikita, Angelika, Mark Wood, Jessica Fiorentino, Kathy Anderson, Luisa de Marco, Kurt Lockwood, Dana Vespoli, Joahcim Kessef, Joachim Kessef
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: Title: Grand Theft Anal 3 Director: Wendi Knight Cast: Luiza DeMarco, Katherine, Jessica Fiorentino, Angelica, Nikita, Dana Vespoli, Mark Wook, Kurt Lockwood, David Perry and Joachin Kessef. Cut to the chase: This is the 3rd installment of Zero Tolerance's all-anal series. With the exception of Dana Vespoli's scene, it was shot in Prague with Czech women. I recommend it to people who like anal but don't like it too rough. I say this despite Dana playing the submissive and some scenes abounding in A2M and gapes. Features: Main menu Play Movie Scene Selection Special Features - Photo Gallery - Behind the scenes (Quaze goofing,shooting some stills, bits of the teases, etc) - Striptease - Cumshot loop Scenes: 1) Jessica and Joachin This scene takes place in a large white room with a shallow ornamental pool in the middle and various plants distributed around it. I suppose that's classy, but it made for some annoying echos. Still, I'll take that over cheesy music.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 1/23/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Randy Spears, Melanie, Erik Everhard, Alberto Rey, Joel Lawrence, Ariana Jollee, Jamie Brooks, Katrina Kraven, Lili Thai, Dana Vespoli, Scarlet O'Whora, Britney Madison
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Title: From Her Ass To Her Mouth Director: Vince Vouyer Cast: Scarlet, Ariana Jolliee, Jamie Brooks, Katrina Kraven, Lilly Thai, Lucy Thai, Dana Vespoli, Melanie X, Britney Madison, Joel Lawrence, Erik Everhard, Tony T, Alberto Ray and Randy Spears Cut to the chase: The title pretty much says it all. Every girl does A2OGM, except for Lucy and Dana. The other girl for Lucy's scene flaked, and Dana's partner Lilly didn't do anal, so no A2OGM there. The best things about the movie were the girls, and Vince could sell Lucy's BTS footage all by itself. I also like the fact that there were variations in the scenes. For instance, sometimes clothes stayed on, sometimes they didn't. Sometimes there was vaginal sex, sometimes there wasn't. It was nice not knowing exactly what each scene would be just from watching the first one.
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Release date: 12/19/2003
Reviewed on: 12/18/2003
Studio: Blue One
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Review brief: Title: Machos Cast: Kate More, Oceane, Chipy Marlow, Laura Angel, Maeva Exel, Elodie Cherie, Olivia de Treville, Nomi, Helene Sylver, Cynthia, Ian Scott, Bruno SX, Ed, Steve, Titus, Sebastian Barrio and a bunch of others. Cut to the chase: This is the story of two horn-dogs who get turned into women so they have to experience the other side. It's silly but mildly amusing, especially Kate More's performance as Bruno in a woman's body having sex for the first time. Interestingly, there's no penetration shots in the film. All the women except Olivia de Treville get sodomized, and Elodie, Cynthia and Nomi get DP'd as well. It won't set the world on fire, but if you like the cast then you'll probably be happy with the DVD. The dialogue is in French. PS - condoms are used throughout the movie. Features: Main menu Chapters Ad for the movie Making of Scenes: 1) Olivia and Ian Bruno, Ian and Ed(?) come to catch some rays on the beach. Olivia, wearing a skimpy black bikini, is snorkeling nearby. Ian decides to go for a swim and tries to chat her up.
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Release date: 11/19/2003
Reviewed on: 12/5/2003
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Randy Spears, Wanda Curtis, Venus, Anais, Nick Manning, Anthony Hardwood
Directed by: Ethan Kane
Review brief: "Lost Angels: Wanda Curtis" is an excellent example of Michael Ninn's work, highlighting both his strengths and his weaknesses. Ninn's strengths lie in his understanding of lighting, his eye for settings and his ability to frame the best shots. His representation of female as Goddess fits well with pubescent boys' fantasies, but also accounts for his weakness, which is the difficulty he has in conveying the jungle heat of passionate sex. Goddesses, after all, do not have to sleep, eat or go to the bathroom; neither do they pick their nose, scratch their ass or become wildly animalistic in the bedroom, more's the pity. Nevertheless, while Ninn is a far cry from Rocco 'nasty, nasty' Siffredi, he does produce excellent sexual eye candy. This particular example contains 5 scenes featuring Wanda Curtis. The first two are the best scenes, in that they most closely adhere to Ninn's own vision.
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Release date: 11/14/2003
Reviewed on: 11/9/2003
Studio: Marc Dorcel
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Starring: Lea Martini, Jade, Roberto Malone, David Perry, Holly, Andrew Youngman, Dolores, Elodie Cherie, Bruno SX, Magella, Elodie Chérie
Directed by: Alain Payet
Review brief: Title: Délires Obscènes Director: Alain Payet Cast: Lea Martini, Elodie Cherie, Jade, Magella, Holly, Dolores, David Perry, Roberto Malone, Andrew Youngman, Bruno SX, Alain Lyle Cut to the chase: Fans of Lea Martini should definitely get this movie as we see plenty of this modern-day Venus throughout the film. While the sex scenes are shorter than today's American standard, they are well shot and well lit. The women are fabulously dressed and sexy as can be. The plot revolves around David Perry, who has a series of sexual experiences after being given a clock by Alain Lyle, who tells him the clock runs backwards and recounts episodes in his life.
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Release date: 10/15/2003
Reviewed on: 10/14/2003
Studio: Blue One
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Review brief: Title: La Dresseuse (The Adjuster) Director: Alain Payet Cast: Zara Whites, Lea Martini, Kate More, Dru Berrymore, Fovea, Oceane, Daniella Rush, Mark Barrow, Bruno SX, Phillipe Dean, Ramon, Kevin Long and Yan Scott Cut to the chase: This is billed as the 'explosive return of Zara Whites.' According to the cover, it earned the Hot D'Or in 1999 for 'Meilleur Realisateur Europeen'...Best European Director? Anyway, my French-to-English translator says the title means 'The Adjustor,' but I suspect it's 'The Ringmaster.' At any rate, just looking at the female cast should tell you that this one has plenty of eye candy, and I assure you they get put to good use. My main complaint is that Zara only did girl/girl, darn it. If you're new to Euro-porn, this wouldn't be a bad one to start with (but see the note at the end of this review first). I would describe it as mild raincoater.
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Release date: 1/22/2003
Reviewed on: 2/15/2003
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Judith, Wanda Curtis, Leslie, Frank Gun, Attilla, Nick Manning, Michelle Wild, Judit Vecsey, Nikky Blond
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Title - Though the box title is Euroglam Budapest, the movie itself say Euro Glam Budapest - part one. Director - Michael Ninn Cast - Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond, Michelle Wild, Judit, Frank Gunn, Leslie, Attila, Nick Manning Extras - Scene Selection - Hmmm, the selections appear to be off - I tried selecting scene 3 and got the previous one. Photo gallery - this is a very long automated gallery with a mix of glam shots, nude poses and hardcore scenes from the movie. They're jumbled together without much rhyme or reason. Interestingly enough, Nicki Blond only appears in one photo, even though her scene's sound track is used over much of this mini-movie. The nice thing about the photos is that they're not subjected to the same soft focus we get in much of the movie. Bonus scene - yeah, whatever. This is mostly a rehash of shots we've seen before - all posing, no sex. Cut to the chase - If you're a fan of the actresses then you'll want to buy this DVD; if you're into Ana/Dia then you'll probably be bored with it.
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