Machos Review

Cast: Kate More, Oceane, Chipy Marlow, Laura Angel, Maeva Exel, Elodie Cherie, Olivia de Treville, Nomi, Helene Sylver, Cynthia, Ian Scott, Bruno SX, Ed, Steve, Titus, Sebastian Barrio and a bunch of others.

Cut to the chase: This is the story of two horn-dogs who get turned into women so they have to experience the other side. It's silly but mildly amusing, especially Kate More's performance as Bruno in a woman's body having sex for the first time. Interestingly, there's no penetration shots in the film. All the women except Olivia de Treville get sodomized, and Elodie, Cynthia and Nomi get DP'd as well. It won't set the world on fire, but if you like the cast then you'll probably be happy with the DVD. The dialogue is in French. PS - condoms are used throughout the movie.

Features: Main menu
Chapters
Ad for the movie
Making of

Scenes:
1) Olivia and Ian
Bruno, Ian and Ed(?) come to catch some rays on the beach. Olivia, wearing a skimpy black bikini, is snorkeling nearby. Ian decides to go for a swim and tries to chat her up. She's not interested and wanders off, only to twist an ankle and go down. Ian "rescues" her and gets rewarded with sex.
The sex acts: BJ, RC, standing doggie, spoon, cowgirl, she jerks him off on her face and tongue and gives a little post-cum head.
Rating: B

2) Chipy, Elodie, Ian, Bruno and Steve (?)
Steve spies on the gals as they enjoy a sapphic interlude in the great outdoors. Ian and Bruno spot him and decided to go see what he's up to. As Bruno talks to Steve, Ian joins the girls and motions for the others to come on in.
The sex acts: BJ's, spoon, doggie, cowgirl, RC, the guys splooge on Chipy's face and torso.
Rating: C+

3) Elodie, Ian and Bruno
Elodie invites the guys to her house and Ian and Bruno accept (Steve just disappears). Wearing black see-through panties and negligee, along with stockings and garter belt, she brings a tray of oranges and juice to the table but they're only interested in her "oranges." We get a lot of banter about "oranges" before getting down to business. I thought Elodie looked particularly good in this scene. The action takes place on the table, after which the guys leave and Elodie cracks another "orange" joke at the camera.
The sex acts: BJ's, spoon, mish, doggie anal, DP, they jerk off on her breasts and face; she gives them a little post-cum head.
Rating: B

4) Maeve, Nomi, Chipy, Ian, Bruno, Ed (?) and Titus (?)
The guys go scouting the woods for some babes. Naturally they find some, in a meadow sunbathing in the nude and apparently ready for action. Dialog? We don't need no stinking dialog, let's fuck! The natural light favored the girls, but I'm not much for group sex; too many cuts in the action.
The sex acts: BJ's, sex in all positions w/ each girl doing a little anal, then DP for Nomi. The guys circle jerk over the girls.
Rating: C

5) Maeve, Cynthia, Ian and Bruno
After scene 4, we jump to the guys standing by the ocean bragging about their cocksmanship. We see the girls leaving the area, then Maeve breaks away and sneaks up on the guys. She shakes her head at their boasting and goes to a girl friend's house. Together they concoct a plot and give the guys a call. Don't ask me how they knew the phone number. The action takes place on a very large bed.
The sex acts: cunnilingus for the girls, BJ's for the boys, RC's, doggie anal for Cynthia, spoon for Cynthia and mish for Maeve, cowgirl for Cynthia then DP as Maeve diddles herself. Ian shoots on Maeve's butt as Bruno jerks off on Cynthia's chest. The girls smile knowingly.
Rating: B

6) Oceane, Kate and Sebastian (?)
Ian spots Laura Angel in the street and invites her for a helicopter ride. They make a date. The guys then retire for the night. When they wake up they discover they're now in women's bodies - Oceane's and Kate's, to be exact. The scene cuts to the two girls coming out of a bath house wrapped in large towels, sans makeup. They go down by the swimming pool and discuss the situation as they sunbathe in the nude. Ian/Oceane's interested in exploring his new body, but Bruno/Kate's just unhappy with the whole thing. Sebastion (I think that's who it is, anyway) spots them and decides to try his luck. Kate tries to blow him off but Oceane's game. He leaves for a minute (not sure why) and Kate points out that he's only after pussy. Oceane's willing to give it a try and she forces Kate to join in when he returns. Kate's, 'eeewwww, dick!' expression is just priceless as Oceane forces her head down on his cock. The sex is pretty good in this scene but Kate's, 'this is SO wrong' acting just had me laughing.
The sex acts: BJ's, Oceane rubs his cock between her breasts, mish for Oceane, RC for Kate, doggie anal for Oceane, doggie for Kate, he jerks off on their faces.
Rating: B+

7) Kate, Oceane, Laura and three guys
Next we get two scenes intertwined, Kate in one, Laura and Oceane in the other. I hate that. Kate, now made up and dressed in a black and white skirt and low-cut sleeveless white blouse, has apparently overcome her aversion to dick because she goes to the dock and picks up two guys (one of them is Sebastian); they hike up into the hills for some privacy. Meanwhile, Oceane, dressed in a black leather dress, goes to meet the helicopter and convince the pilot that she's really Ian in a woman's body. When Laura shows up Oceane tells her Ian couldn't make it but hey, the pilot's cock will do, right? I'm going to break the sex acts up into lists for each scene. Oh, the gals kept their clothes on during the sex, skirts up and tops pulled down; the pilot kept his helmet on, too.
The sex acts (Kate): she squats to give them BJ's, brief cunnilingus and BJ, the guys take turns at doggie and BJ, RCA and BJ, Kate squats again as the guys jerk off on her face and breasts; she licks the heads of their dicks and gives a big smile.
The sex acts (Oceane and Laura): the girls take turns sucking his cock, doggie for Laura while Oceane diddles her clit, mish for Laura, RCA for Laura, spoon anal for Laura as she sticks two fingers in her pussy and rubs her clit with her thumb, RC for Oceane, the pilot jerks off on their tongues and they lick the cum off his dick.
Rating: B-

8) Kate, Oceane, Helene and some guy
Helene and a guy work at computers in an office. After a brief chat, she makes up a 'help wanted' sign and puts it by the front door. Cut to Oceane and Kate going to the airport; Oceane has to head off Kate from going into the men's restroom. Next we see the two, dressed in black business attire, on the street in the city, apparently talking about what they're going to do for jobs. They spot the 'help wanted' sign and approach the building. A guy hanging out by the door pats Kate's ass and she lights into him; Oceane has to drag her away, leaving the guy to retire in confusion. Inside, they are shown into the head man's office, where he proceeds to describe what the job entails: he calls Helene into the room and whips out his dick. After she gives him head for a minute he comes around his desk and presents his cock to the other two girls, who take turns sucking it. The clothes disappear, except for the girls' black stockings and Oceane's bra, and we get some nice POV of Kate sucking cock as Helene strokes the shaft and Oceane sucks a gonad.
The sex acts: RC then mish anal for Helene, mish then spoon anal for Kate (she's lying on the desk and he's standing), doggie then spoon anal for Oceane while Kate bumps Helene's butt; he cums on Helene.
Rating: B+

Epilogue
Oceane and Kate exit the building and squat down next to a gypsy man, discussing their dilemma. He overhears them and tells them that they need to fuck each other to be restored to their former bodies, so they do, and it works. The guys high-five each other.

Final thoughts
If Fred Coppula's intention was to point out the sexual abuse women put up with then his point is blunted by the generally happy participation of the men-turned-women. Certainly the guys' behavior at the end would seem to indicate that they've learned nothing from the experience. One envisions them happily returning to "the four F's."

An important note about DVD compatibility:
This DVD is formatted in PAL, Region 2. It will not work on most stand-alone DVD players made for the American market. If you would like more information regarding this issue, along with advice on how to acquire a player that will work with European DVD's, check out this thread.