Hardware's Blue One Movie Reviews (3)
Release date: 12/19/2003
Reviewed on: 12/18/2003
Studio: Blue One
Review brief: Title: Machos Cast: Kate More, Oceane, Chipy Marlow, Laura Angel, Maeva Exel, Elodie Cherie, Olivia de Treville, Nomi, Helene Sylver, Cynthia, Ian Scott, Bruno SX, Ed, Steve, Titus, Sebastian Barrio and a bunch of others. Cut to the chase: This is the story of two horn-dogs who get turned into women so they have to experience the other side. It's silly but mildly amusing, especially Kate More's performance as Bruno in a woman's body having sex for the first time. Interestingly, there's no penetration shots in the film. All the women except Olivia de Treville get sodomized, and Elodie, Cynthia and Nomi get DP'd as well. It won't set the world on fire, but if you like the cast then you'll probably be happy with the DVD. The dialogue is in French. PS - condoms are used throughout the movie. Features: Main menu Chapters Ad for the movie Making of Scenes: 1) Olivia and Ian Bruno, Ian and Ed(?) come to catch some rays on the beach. Olivia, wearing a skimpy black bikini, is snorkeling nearby. Ian decides to go for a swim and tries to chat her up.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 11/19/2003
Studio: Blue One
Review brief: Title: Der Boss Director: Fernando H Cast: Kelly Trump, Dru Berrymore, Uta Mielke, Susanna Engel, Zenza Raggi, Steve Holmes, Horst Kallinke, Theo White (Franco Roccoforte) Cut to the chase: I had a really hard time following this French version of a German release, but, in a nutshell, Kelly and Horst do a hostile takeover of Zenza and Steve's company, or something like that. Steve plays the bumbling partner who ends up shooting Zenza when they have a falling out, which appears to fulfill Kelly's evil plan. In between, everybody fucks everybody else for no good reason. Dru and Kelly each have two scenes and put in very nice performances. The guys tend to keep their clothes on during the sex scenes so you gals may be disappointed in this one. No condoms were used. Features: Main menu Film Scenes - jump to the six sex scenes Film announcement Other film announcements (Blue One's top twelve) Scenes: 1) Dru and Zenza Dru and a lab-coated assistant work in a room containing some chem lab type stuff.
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Release date: 10/15/2003
Reviewed on: 10/14/2003
Studio: Blue One
Review brief: Title: La Dresseuse (The Adjuster) Director: Alain Payet Cast: Zara Whites, Lea Martini, Kate More, Dru Berrymore, Fovea, Oceane, Daniella Rush, Mark Barrow, Bruno SX, Phillipe Dean, Ramon, Kevin Long and Yan Scott Cut to the chase: This is billed as the 'explosive return of Zara Whites.' According to the cover, it earned the Hot D'Or in 1999 for 'Meilleur Realisateur Europeen'...Best European Director? Anyway, my French-to-English translator says the title means 'The Adjustor,' but I suspect it's 'The Ringmaster.' At any rate, just looking at the female cast should tell you that this one has plenty of eye candy, and I assure you they get put to good use. My main complaint is that Zara only did girl/girl, darn it. If you're new to Euro-porn, this wouldn't be a bad one to start with (but see the note at the end of this review first). I would describe it as mild raincoater.
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