draken's Metro Movie Reviews (10)
(zero stars)
Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 7/1/2002
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Paint My Pussy Studio: Playhouse Produced: 12-18-2000 Released: 11-01-2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The case only has a few thumbnail photos, not revealing too much of the action that awaits. The writeup on the back is poor English, and briefly describes the three sceens in the movie. The Main Event: First up are Irene and Alexandra. The setup is they are painting the house, and soon get into a paint fight. We know from the get go that this is a setup as they show the paint being thinned, to where it is mostly water. Anyhow, they start to have the paint fight, and their reactions seem real enought, as one of the girls is trying her hardest to keep from getting painted. There is only music at this point, so we can't hear the action of the paint fight, which reduces its enjoyability a bit. Seeing them weave and bob and try to tage each other with the paint and braless titties swaying under their shirts was quite an erotic sight. At one point, they stop and kiss, then start fighting again. The larger breasted girl gets her shirt lifted and her boobs painted.
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Release date: 1/17/2002
Reviewed on: 5/19/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Syren, Dale Dabone, Voodoo, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Brandy Nash, Nicole Sheridan, Joey Ray, Briana Banks, Kiki Daire, Richard Kranium
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: Taboo 2001 Sex Odyssey Studio: Metro Date of Production: 07-2000 Before Viewing Expectations: This is a two dvd set and the cover says it has over 5 hours of footage across both discs. It has also received 10 AVN nominations, so it should be a good movie. The list of extras seems quite impressive, and is said to include things like PC wallpaper and screensavers. There are only a few really tiny thumbnails of the action, but from them, we can see that this movies uses some very elaborate costumes. Just based on the cover, I'm expecting a lot out of this title. The Action: The movie opens with a couple sitting on a couch in a futuristic apartment. He is trying to convince her to put on a virtual reality (VR) headset so they can have some cyber sex. She hesitates saying even the though of sex can get them arrested. He persists, and soon they are cybersexing. The camera cuts back and forth from the cybersex action to reality. As they engage in some oral activities, the alarms at the Thought Policy headquarters goes off and the female cops spring into action.
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Release date: 2/6/2002
Reviewed on: 5/11/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Ron Jeremy, Catalina, Adam Wilde, Mark Wood, Pier, Olivia Saint, Brian Woods
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies #14 Studio: Metro Released: 02/2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The cover art for this release shows nine of the 12 girls who are featured in this movie. Some are just standing in various stages of undress, others are shown in action, with cum on their faces. The action thumbnails on the back indicate this movie is all about blowjobs, which one would expect. There seems to be a bit of tit fucking shown in one photo. There should be 13 scenes in this movie, enough to satisify anyone with blowjob fantasies. The Action: As expected, this movie concentrates almost solely on blowjobs. So rather than giving a blow by blow account of each scene as I usually do, I'll simply mention what stands out in each particular scene and how each scene ends. And since only some of the women are identified by name and photo on the case, I'm not exactly sure who all is in each scene. In scene one, the girl talks dirty when her mouth isn't full. She is very energetic and does some deep throating and ball sucking. He cums manually into her mouth.
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Release date: 1/16/2002
Reviewed on: 4/20/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Danny, Michael, Tammy, Debbie, Maryanne
Review brief: Real Big Boobs Studio: Metro Production Date: 7-01 Released on 9/01 Before Viewing Expectations: This case is unique in that it looks like a book. First one I've seen like this. The writeup on the back is poorly written and hard to understand. Lines such as " Discover the Gym-voyage of Tammy Less and see how she let her giants perform in the space of eternity". WTF? The write up talks about Tammy, Mary-anne and Michael but doesn't mention Debby or Danny, who are listed on the front. There are a few thumbnail photos of some of the action, and by the title, I'm expection some large, natural boobies. The Action: The first scene is titled Tammy Lee and shows her in a gym working out. She starts to play with her nipples and soon is working out topless. Her tits look like two grapefruits were implanted under her skin. These suckers don't move at all, a sure thing they are not natural. Guess I took the wrong interpretation of "real" in the title, perhaps they should have used "really" instead. These things just sit on her chest like to bumps on a log.
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Release date: 2/21/2002
Reviewed on: 4/16/2002
Studio: Metro
Review brief: British Amateurs from Wales Studio: Metro Date of Production: 06-1999 (Released 03-2001) Before Viewing Expectations: There is no writeup on the case of this DVD. The only indication of what it is about is the title and some thumbnail photos showing couple and group action. There isn't even a list of extras. This doesn't give much information to perspective purchasers. The Action: Chapter One (how original) is the name of the first scene. It opens with two couples meeting up in a parting lot and getting into one car for the drive to a hotel. We cut scene to the hotel, where the two women are in the stairwell and the women are caressing each other. They have to keep their voices down as they don't want to attaract attention and be caught filming in the hallway. The women strip down and start to get cozy with each other when they hear a door open. It's a mad grab for the pile of clothes and a sprint to the room. Once in the room, we see two other guys. After the guys strip, one girls gets fingered while blowing two guys in turn.
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Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 2/25/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jessica Jewel, Nicole Sheridan, Sky Taylor, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: Amazing Hardcore Sin Under the Sun Studio: Metro Starring: Nicole, Sydnee, Dominica, Juliet, Jessica, Sky and others Cover Art Expectations: The cover photo shows 6 mostly attractive women surely to catch the eye of any prospective porn buyer. A bunch of thumbnails on the back show some of the action, and all of them were taken outdoors. Looks like this one will live up to its title. The Scenes: AAARRRGGGGHHHH! Before we ever get to the scenes, we must slug through several minutes of phone sex ads which can't be skipped. I was able to fast forward thorugh them, but they are still annoying. I can see the ads if they were giving these things away for free, but one is presumed to have purchased it, so the presence of these ads will knock this DVD down a notch in the final numbers. Hey, Metro, if you're going to force these ads on us, at least do a decent transfer so we have something nice to look at, not this blocky, piss-poor crap. Finally, scene one starts with a good looking girl with natural tits stripping on the beach.
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Release date: 8/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/10/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Ruby, Julian, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, J.J. Michaels, Melanie Stone, Shyla Foxxx, Anthony Crane, Herschel
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Cal Vista Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian Pre Viewing Expectations Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned. The Main Event The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera.
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Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 10/30/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Frank Gun, Zoltan, Nikki Stone (US), Frank Thring, Andre, Pal, Nick Lang, Carina Wales, Attilla, Tibor, Maxwell, Alina Mercury
Review brief: Production Information Studio: Metro Stars: Niki Stone, Judy Flash, Carina Wales, Frank Thring, Frank Gun, Andre, Tibor, Maxwell, Zoltan, Nick Lang, Attilla, and Pal Pre Viewing Expectations Some explicit thumbnail photos are all that fortells of awaits. There is no write-up on the case, just a list of the included extras. The Main Event The opening sequence shows snippets of the forthcoming scenes. One shows a face shot of one of the guys, it's not a pretty site. For some reason, "Be afraid, be very afraid" came to mind. The first scene is "Gang Bang Lover". It is an outdoor scene, where a male and female start getting frisky in the courtyard of a hotel. Male grounds keepers, and even guests, see this, doff their clothes, walk up to them, and expect to join in. Surprise, surprise, they are welcomed by the female with various open orifaces. The guys take turns round robin style getting blown and screwing. No more then five guys are around her at any time, despite there being more than five in the scene.
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Release date: 5/16/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Felecia, Tiffany Mynx, Kim Chambers, Vixxen, Lynn Lemay, Linda Licks
Directed by: Harold Lime
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie shows some women in bikinis and summarizes the plot saying it is about a bikini contest. It goes on to say how the girls will use all of their weapons to sway the judges. None of the photos are explicit, so one doesn't know what type of action to expect. The Main Event This movie has a totally female cast, just right when you are wanting some female/female action. These women get down to business, in one scene using a chair for an interesting position. A strap-on dildo gets quite a workout in the opening scene. The artful way she used the strap- on made me wonder if she didn't have a bit of penis envy. She handled it about as good as any of the guys in a porno movie. Of couse, in a chick only flick, there's going to be a lot of fingering. Not just one finger, or even two, but eight of them at once in one scene, wow! This was followed up by some tit on clit action, something I haven't seen before. This led into some toe in twat action, also quite unexpected and strangely erotic.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/9/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Vanity, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mc Kayla, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations The case for this movie doesn't give away too much. There are a few photos on the back that show some of the hardcore action, including a three-way. It mentions the women who star in it, but otherwise, that is about it. The Main Event As one might expect, this is a montage of scenes, without any type of plotline to hook them all together. For the most part, the women look young, and inexperienced. Take for example the first scene. The girl tries to deep throat the guy, but looks like she is either in pain or very uncomfortable. More experienced women know how to make this look enjoyable, even if it isn't. Overall there are six scenes in this feature, including the three-way shown on the case. Most of the scenes are in excess of 18 minutes, good lenghty action. I was surprised by the lack of money shots in some of these scenes. In the first scene, the guy comes inside of the girl then withdrawls.
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