British Amateurs From Wales Review

Reviewed by Draken  on  4/16/2002

British Amateurs from Wales
Studio: Metro
Date of Production: 06-1999 (Released 03-2001)

Before Viewing Expectations:
There is no writeup on the case of this DVD. The only indication of what it is about is the title and some thumbnail photos showing couple and group action. There isn't even a list of extras. This doesn't give much information to perspective purchasers.

The Action:
Chapter One (how original) is the name of the first scene. It opens with two couples meeting up in a parting lot and getting into one car for the drive to a hotel. We cut scene to the hotel, where the two women are in the stairwell and the women are caressing each other. They have to keep their voices down as they don't want to attaract attention and be caught filming in the hallway. The women strip down and start to get cozy with each other when they hear a door open. It's a mad grab for the pile of clothes and a sprint to the room. Once in the room, we see two other guys. After the guys strip, one girls gets fingered while blowing two guys in turn. At one point, she has both dicks in her mouth at the same time, quite impressive. The two girls then get into a 69, with the one on top getting it doggie style. Soon, both are getting shagged while still in the 69 position. This leads into a lot of position changes too numerous to list out here. There is a bit of vaginal and anal fingering, some tit fucking and ball licking. At one point, one of the couples ends up in the wardrobe, a unique location. One girl has such an intense orgasm that her pubic mound can be seen visably quivering. The first guy has a vaginally induced orgasm over the girls ass. The other guy gets a foot job, does some anal action and has a manually induced orgasm on one girls face and the other girls ass. He inserts himself into her cunt after orgasm, a move not often seen in porn.

Chapter Two is next and opens with a couple in the bathroom, the girl up on the counter with her bits over the sink. The guy starts to lather her up and then shaves her so we can all get up close an personal with her pink petals. As he shaves, she strokes him, a bold move considering what he has in his hand and its general location. She starts to blow him, and as he finishes shaving starts to face fuck her. He shows her a bit of oral attention as the cameraman starts to interview her. We find out she is French (which means she isn't from Wales!) and 22 years old. She then starts sucking the guy again, and the cameraman says "So much for that interview". They have a good laugh over it, a lighthearted moment uncommon in porn. They move from the bathroom to the bed and start into some 69. They start to shag, and the whole time, she is quiet. Barely a peep can be heard from her. He, however, can be heard wheezing through the entire remainder of the scene, a bit annoying. Only when he starts fingering her ass does she start to make any noise, and she gets quite wet as well. He cums manually on her face and in her mouth.

The last chapter is very short. It starts with a interracial couple, the woman giving the man a hand job. She blows him as he gets out a tube of lube and gets her ready. I think the cameraman was wacking off as he kept putting the camera on the bed, where the sheets blocked the view. He orgams vaginally and blasts all over her ass. The sound at this point was messed up, sounding mono and very muted, the video was unaffected. Suddenly there are two men with the same woman, one going down on her, the other being serviced by her. There is some more poor camerawork, detracting from the action. One guy enters her vaginally with a condom and soon withdrawls, whips off the condom, and shoots on her ass. The original guy is back now, and the two remaining guys take turns doing her doggie or getting a BJ. The camera gets a bit close, and ends up being accidently kicked by one of the guys. One guy cums in the condom, whips it off, and also coats her stomach. The original guy doesn't drop a second load.

Audio, Video and Extras:
This entire movie was shot with a handheld camera and it shows. The camera work was sloppy at best. The only mic was the one on the camera itself, so we hear more noise from the cameraman than we did of the action. The scenes were poorly lit, and a lot of shadows were cast. The video quality was comparable with typical VHS type movies. While I've seen worse on a DVD, I've certainly seen better. The only extra on the DVD was a photo gallery.

Conclusion:
If you want something lower quality and only slight different than professional pornstars, this may be your thing. Skip it otherwise, unless you like British women, in which case, rent it.