Paint My Pussy Review

Studio: Playhouse
Produced: 12-18-2000 Released: 11-01-2002

Before Viewing Expectations:
The case only has a few thumbnail photos, not revealing too much of the action that awaits. The writeup on the back is poor English, and briefly describes the three sceens in the movie.

The Main Event:
First up are Irene and Alexandra. The setup is they are painting the house, and soon get into a paint fight. We know from the get go that this is a setup as they show the paint being thinned, to where it is mostly water. Anyhow, they start to have the paint fight, and their reactions seem real enought, as one of the girls is trying her hardest to keep from getting painted. There is only music at this point, so we can't hear the action of the paint fight, which reduces its enjoyability a bit. Seeing them weave and bob and try to tage each other with the paint and braless titties swaying under their shirts was quite an erotic sight. At one point, they stop and kiss, then start fighting again. The larger breasted girl gets her shirt lifted and her boobs painted. The other girl then licks the painted nipples. Soon they are peeling each other's clothes off and the painted boob girl gets oraled by the other girl. They then swap, and soon transition into a 69. Here the audio of the action starts to come up as the music dies down. They then take turns working each other with fingers and dildo. The eroticism they displayed during the paint fight waned towards the end as the girls seemed uneasy and unsure as to what to do, and I presume this is why there was no audio in the early part of the scene. Also, crew members can be seen positioning the girls and otherwise getting into the frame, items which should have been edited out.

Maria and Viktor are the stars of scene two. They kiss, and he starts to disrobe her. There is a bit of tit worship, again, no audio, just music. He shows her some oral attention, and she returns the favor on his limp dick. Soon he's up and ready and they engage in standard sex with audio. He is very slow paced, which reduces the amount of sexual energy in this scene. After a bit, they stop, and she lubes herself up, something else which should have been edited out. A few more thrusts, and he starts to oral her, in order to keep from popping too soon. Thrust, thrust, pause, new position, thrust, thrust, pause, new position repeated many times is how this scene winds down. With all the pausing he did, you'd think he'd be very close to blowing his load, but when its time for the money shot, he masturbates for quite some time, with parts of it even edited out, before leaving his mark on her chest.

Myra and Val round out this feature. She starts off fingering herself to a magazine, while a guy outside is getting quite a show. Suddenly, a naked guy is oraling her, presumably the same guy who was outside. They basically cut out whatever type of plotline they started to develop. They progress into 69, then vaginal sex. He too has to pause quite often, and they use many, many positions. Not much chemistry here either. The scene ends with her getting a facial.

Audio, Video, and Extras:
The first scene was especially long, and the music track got to be quite repetative. Otherwise, nothing noteworthy about the audio. As for the video, there were the afore mentioned bits that should have been edited out. The camera used was most likely a camcorder as the video isn't very sharp, and the video is shakey and jerky. They at least should have used a tripod. The camera tended to lose focus from time to time, and there were some repeatable video glitches in scene three. The only available extra on this disc was a photo gallery with about 10 photos.

Conclusion:
This movie started out great, quite erotic watching the paint fight. But after that was over, the sexual chemistry seems to run down to the floor just like the watered down paint did. There just isn't much here to holds one interest, so there isn't much that I can recommend about it.