Real Big Boobs Review

Reviewed by Draken  on  4/20/2002

Real Big Boobs
Studio: Metro
Production Date: 7-01 Released on 9/01

Before Viewing Expectations:
This case is unique in that it looks like a book. First one I've seen like this. The writeup on the back is poorly written and hard to understand. Lines such as " Discover the Gym-voyage of Tammy Less and see how she let her giants perform in the space of eternity". WTF? The write up talks about Tammy, Mary-anne and Michael but doesn't mention Debby or Danny, who are listed on the front. There are a few thumbnail photos of some of the action, and by the title, I'm expection some large, natural boobies.

The Action:
The first scene is titled Tammy Lee and shows her in a gym working out. She starts to play with her nipples and soon is working out topless. Her tits look like two grapefruits were implanted under her skin. These suckers don't move at all, a sure thing they are not natural. Guess I took the wrong interpretation of "real" in the title, perhaps they should have used "really" instead. These things just sit on her chest like to bumps on a log. Perhaps appealing to some, but not to me. She oils them up and plays with them. Soon, she's oiled up all over, playing with herself and caressing her body all over. This is all she does, and it tends to drag on forever. I was tempted to fast forward, but decided to suffer through it so you wouldn't have to.

Next up is a scene called Diane and Danny. Now I'm confused, the case said Debby is one of the stars, not Diane. Anyhow, she caresses her tits while stripping down. She tit fucks Danny and teases him with hints of a blow job. All of this seems to be happening in slow motion. Not much slower than normal, but enough to give it a sureal look to it. There is not audio of their activities, just some music with a rather slow tempo. Perhaps the video was slowed down to match that tempo. She uses her natural tits to give him a combo hand job and tit job. He goes down on her then slids his dick up her cunt. At this point, the audio switches from music to the action, and the video seems to be running at normal speed. The slow down could have been all in my head due to only hearing the music, but I do think it was slowed down for a stylized effect. There are several nice shots of her tits bouncing like crazy as he slams his dick into her. We return to the slow motion effect, and only music, for the cum shot which is manual into her mouth.

The last scene is called Mary-Anne and Michael. The slow motion effect continues as Mary-Anne strips down and caresses her tits. She sits in a tub and splashes water all over herself. Michael walks in, and she starts giving him a hand job. She blows him, then the scene cuts to the two of them in bed. There is a long sequence of some tit playing and sucking. The music in this scene is in loop, and quickly becomes quite repetative. Because the music doesn't change, the action seems to not change as well, making this scene drag on. He finally goes down on her, and she eventually gives him a blow job. As he slides it home, the audio changes to the action and the video is at normal speed. Back to slow motion and music for the tit fucking and the manual cum shot on her face.

Audio, Video and Extras:
Not much to the audio other than some repetative music and a bit of dialogue. The video seemed a bit muted, which helped the artistic look when combined with the slow motion effect. The video did have good color saturation. For extras, all we get is a photo gallery.

Conclusion:
A bit too artistic and slow paced for my tastes. Also the lack of features, misleading title, and ho-hum sex earns this title a "pass" recommendation.