Darkmage's VCA Movie Reviews (5)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/19/2000
Studio: VCA
Starring: Jill Kelly, Nick East, Tricia Devereaux, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Misty Rain, Missy, Mickey Lynn, Krista Maze, Nico Treasures, Caressa Savage, Stacy Valentine, Kylie Ireland, Tiffany Mynx, Serenity, Mark Davis, Christi Lake, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Sahara Sands, Ashlyn Gere, Victoria Paris, Julie Rage, Nina Hartley, Morgan Fairlane, Houston, Alek Dane, Deva Station, Brittany O'Connell, Sinderella, Paisley Hunter, Brianna Lee, Dalny Marga
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: The Plot: As you can tell from the title, this is part three of a series. I really wish I'd seen the first two. I might know a bit more where these people were coming from. I dropped this happy disk into my DVD player, expecting a fairly brainless ho-hum, low budget porn flick. I should have paid more attention. Two clues went right by me until I watched the opening credits. Clue number one: This is VCA putting out this DVD, so they have the talent. Clue number two: Executive producer is Antonio Passolini. Aha! As far as I can gather, the Upsilon Sigma Sorority has apparently been using voodoo rituals to kidnap fraternity guys to use them for breeding purposes. The girls stay young and fresh through depraved rituals, and use the guys for stud service whenever they feel the need or want children. I don't really see the problem, but I suppose the guys don't like being kept around and screwed silly every now and then. Whatever. Anyhow, our movie starts with the capture of the latest recruit for stud service.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/2/2000
Studio: VCA
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, Cindy Brookes, Shane Taylor, Harry Hardwood
Review brief: The Plot: Oh boy, thats a tough one is there plot on this disc? Well, kind of. There is a plot of sorts, but this really is more of a compilation disc than anything else. There is plot for each scene, but its never part of a cohesive whole. Its like watching the Club Massacre from the beginning of Blade, the boarding of the plane from Passenger 57, and the final inning from Major League on a Wesley Snipes compilation disc. Is there a plot? Sure, but you dont see much of it. Im just going to address the plots in the scene breakdown; its really not worth it from here. The Cast: You know, those of us who are old enough to remember the Golden Age of Porn (i.e., old farts like myself) have fond memories for the great stars of the years gone by. These warriors of the sexual age were the few warm bodies who were able to rise above the tab A into slot B routine and show us how much fun sex could be. The unsung heroes of our sexual education, they were there in our parents closet, in their bottom drawers and under their beds.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2000
Studio: VCA
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Julian, Stacy Valentine, Kylie Ireland, Temptress, Chloe, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Tyce Bune, Mr. Marcus, Ron Jeremy, Fiero, Georgina Spelvin, Julian St. Jox, Anthony, Marilyn Chambers, Jack Garfield, Rayveness, Todd Alexander, Eduardo, Doomy Moore, Veronica Hart, Gloria Leonard, Sasha Gabor, Steve Nelson, Scotty Schwartz, Arty Choke, Nikita Gross, Mark Kernes, Laurent Sky, Lee Garland, Chanze, Jack Rowan, Wit Maverick, Windy Nite
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Review brief: The Plot: Whee! Lots of plot, lots of dialogue, and lots of characters. Ah, porn at it's finest. So what if we've seen the plot before? I'll bet you won't see it done as well for a long time. Our movie follows the adventures of Senator Ballworth, an obvious homage to the movie Bullworth (another excellent film, I must say), who is on a crusade against smut and porn. While on the way to a fundraiser, the esteemed senator decides to view one of her visual aides, a porno tape called Still Insatiable . The movie features a young couple who are in a sex booth performing for some actor with the wrong agent (heh). After arriving at the fundraiser, she reaffirms her commitment to the end of smut while her chauffer keeps the engine and internals warm in the parking lot (hey it got me hot, I suspect the engine block was nice and toasty). After doing the dog and pony show for the contributors, the senator goes home and decides to seduce the bodyguard. Quick tip, you probably aren't supposed to stay that close to your client.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/12/2000
Studio: VCA
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Stacy Valentine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Juli Ashton, Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Vicca, J.J. Michaels, Anita Cannibal, Nikita, Keri Windsor, Peris Bleau, Crystal Crawford, Horny Little Man, Cris Canon
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Review brief: The Plot: Oh, how I love a movie with a plot! It doesn't have to be a completely consistent plot, but something with dialogue always gets my attention. And this movie has some great dialogue, most of it delivered by Tina Tyler. Stacy does her part very well, including an audition for Time Travelling Lobster Boy that is hilarious. Nikita and Vicca add a touch of the exotic in their few lines, and Randy Spears puts in a great performance as the workaholic husband. I apparently grew up with too much poorly acted porn, because I am continually amazed when I seen good performances, such as the ones in DMJ6. The tough part is describing the plot without laughing. This movie has some hilarious moments in it, most of them visual, some of them subtle, and a few that fall into "you just had to be there". We start our movie with Satan interviewing the newest catch, Buffy (Anita Cannibal). We flash back three days earlier where we see Buffy living in her trailer and ignoring her husband who works in the slaughterhouse.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2000
Studio: VCA
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Christi Lake, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Chandler, Heaven Leigh, Shelbee Myne
Review brief: The Plot: We begin with Kylie Ireland watching a couple have sex through some very sophisticated surveillance equipment. It's amazing how it can get crisp video images through the wall without any hole for the camera... Anyhow, J. T. (Julian) follows our first Pornstress Pounding Pal to his office, and informs him that he knows all about his affair with the wife of a mob boss back east, and that the hit crew is on the way. After shooting the three tough guys (who look like Grateful Dead roadies) off camera, he turns over his private detective license to the police while the investigation takes place. Desperate for work, he takes a job doing "matrimonial work" and goes home to his fiancée. She doesn't believe his weird stories about life as a PI, and he goes to check on the "matrimonial work". After waiting for the new boss to finish with two blondes, Julian is assigned to follow the mistresses and record any other sex they may be having. Well, Kylie is busy getting the anal sex from somewhere else, and Julian's fiancée hires her to follow him while he follows them.
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