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Release date: 10/6/2009
Reviewed on: 12/24/2009
Studio: Muffia
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Starring: Celeste Star, Jana Jordan, Georgia Jones, Alyssa Reece, Eva Ellington, Ashley Jane, Katie Kayne, Gracie Glam, Molly Cavalli
Review brief: This movie is similar to the We All Live Together series. So if you like those, youll probably like this one. Molly is a pretty bottle blonde with a nice tan, a nice body and big fake boobs. Im not a fan of fake boobs but Mollys are nice. What is even better is that all the other girls in the cast are naturally good looking and A-List lesbian porn stars. The filming is done on a hand held camera with a female camerawoman. She talks through the scenes but she is not very intrusive. The sex scenes have only about 20 minutes of sex. The sex part of the scenes are the average length for a movie and there is six of them which is better than average. There are also two scenes with three girls. Molly is in all six scenes so how much you like Molly will probably be the main factor in how much you like the movie. However, all the other girls are pretty nice looking.
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Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 12/19/2009
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Christian XXX, Tommy Gunn, Cheyne Collins, Barrett Blade, Chase Taylor, Jayme Langford, Kiara Diane, Jasmine Jolie, Pepper Fox, Capri Anderson
Directed by: David Lord
Review brief: I always appreciate seeing new faces and thats what this series is about. Except for Jayme and Capri I havent seen any of these girls before. All of the girls are young and except for Jayme they each have done less than ten scenes. The cast is pretty and the sex is pretty vanilla. There are a ton of extras that makes this movie a good value. Overall: B-
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Release date: 10/27/2009
Reviewed on: 12/17/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Tori Black, Avy Scott, Tiffany Tyler, Zoe Britton, Louisa Lanewood, Brynn Tyler, Ashli Orion, Sadie West, Alyssa Reece, Dani Jensen
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Ive liked all the movies in this series. This one is one of the best. There are five scenes with ten of the most popular and beautiful starlets today. During the scenes there are no toys used. But there is an option to see toys in an extra 5-minute clip for every scene. Overall: A
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Release date: 11/15/2007
Reviewed on: 12/13/2009
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Daisy, Jasmine, Jolean, Nyomi Marcela, Rio Mariah, Nautica Thorn, Savannah Stern, Mysti May, Mandy Fox, Andrea Jaxxx
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: Like many Hustler products, this is about 100 minutes long and it has five scenes. It doesnt have the great sets, camerawork, or editing that I see in other Hustler products. Its a unique film in that its mostly lesbian action shot in gonzo style. My understanding of Gonzo is that the actors are aware of the camera and interact with the director. You can clearly hear Mr. Pete, giving directions throughout the scene. He even enters two scenes to finger the girls and get them to squirt. In one scene he even fucks the girl. At least five girls were above average in looks but there were two girls who I didnt like at all. Overall: B-
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Release date: 3/11/2008
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mya Luanna, Savannah Stern, Rachel Luv, Stacy Thorn, Memphis Monroe, Kandi Hart, Christina Aguchi, Naomi Cruise
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Review brief: The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes.
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Release date: 11/23/2007
Reviewed on: 12/12/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
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Starring: Angel, Jade, Kate, Erika, Mandy, Emanuelle, Kirsten, Lexy, Janessa, Chanty
Review brief: This is supposed to be a movie of girls experiencing their first lesbian sex. Pink Visual is well known for their fake reality movies so its easy to doubt the authenticity of these scenes. However, whenever watching porn its helpful to suspend disbelief. These girls are very young looking. Their sex is a little bit tentative. The girls do display tenderness and affection. And only two of the girls have any titles to their credit. So perhaps this is the real deal. There are five scenes with ten girls. Seven of the girls are very pretty. There is also a healthy dose of extras included. Overall: A-
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Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 12/8/2009
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Raylene, Kimberly Kane, Monique Alexander, Justine Joli, Kayla Carrera, Kristina Rose, Madison Parker, Kagney Linn Karter, Kiera King, Victoria White, Amy Brooke
Review brief: This is a solo masturbation film. Its almost 3 hours long and has 13 girls. Its well done. The girls are a combination of fan favorites and new girls. The scenes all begin with the girl dressed sexily in an expensive looking room. The girls undress, play with themselves, and use a toy till they cum. The girls all talk directly into the camera. Overall: B-
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Release date: 7/27/2009
Reviewed on: 12/7/2009
Studio: Kick Ass
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Review brief: There are 15 scenes with 15 girls. The girls are mostly just fair looking. Each girl comes onto the set and introduces herself, undresses, and goes for a ride on the Symbian. The orgasms may be real but even so after a while the repetitiousness of the scenes gets boring. Overall: C-
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Release date: 4/8/2009
Reviewed on: 12/6/2009
Studio: Playgirl
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Starring: T.J. Cummings, Nikki Fairchild, Talon, Barry Scott, Roxy Deville, Johnny Castle, Justice Young, Leighlani Red, Lily Paige, Jessica Valentino, Mikayla Mendez
Review brief: Including the bonus scene there are five boy/girl scenes and one boy/girl/girl scene in this movie. The scenes include some good foreplay: Some kissing and oral for each person. When it comes to intercourse, Playgirls scenes are probably a little shorter than the average porn they usually include just two positions. The sex is softer than in male oriented porn but its still hard core with views of penetration. Playgirl makes some pretty good porn, especially if you like your sex scenes pretty vanilla. Their incidentals are always top notch, too. Im still surprised how close they are to male oriented porn given that I believe their intended audience is female. Compared to other Playgirl titles, this one is below average. I thought Bodies in Heat, Sinful Temptations, Lessons In Love, and All Lubed Up were much better than this one. Overall: B-
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Release date: 12/29/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2009
Studio: Private
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Starring: C.J. [III] (female), Cindy Love, Toni Ribas, Baby Silver, Valentina Blue, Sera Passion, Anna King
Directed by: Toni Ribas
Review brief: There are five POV scenes with six girls. There is also a bonus non-POV scene with two girls and a guy. The girls are all fresh Eurobabes. Tony does an excellent job acting, directing and filming simultaneously. Toni has a nice easy on-camera personality. He works well with the girls and treats them nicely. He prefers strong sex and fucks the girls hard whenever he can. There is some shakiness to the camera work. There is anal in a couple of the scenes. Overall: B+
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Release date: 11/3/2009
Reviewed on: 12/3/2009
Studio: Girlfriends Films
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Starring: Claire Adams, Justine Joli, Wenona, Zoe Britton, Dana DeArmond, Juliana Jolee, Jessica Bangkok, Ezanni Solei
Review brief: Women Seeking Women is a really good series. The films are all about seduction. This installment is above average compared to other WSW and better than average compared to most all-girl movies. The lead-ins are better and shorter than the typical WSW. I also liked the looks of the cast better than the average WSW. The sex scenes had a lot of kissing and were long and passionate. There were toys used in only one scene. There were just four scenes, which is typical of most WSW. Overall: A-
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Release date: 10/29/2009
Reviewed on: 12/2/2009
Studio: Voodoo House
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Starring: Lexi Leigh, Jacky Joy, Barbie Cummings, Lindsay Kay, Sophia Lynn, Brandi Lace, Lielani, Renee Jordan, Jaylynn, Charlie Fire
Review brief: This is a two-disc set with ten scenes. Its a compilation of the best scenes from Freaky First Timers 1 6. However, Im not so sure they really picked out the best scenes. There are some notably good scenes missing. Freaky First Timers are girls who are supposedly appearing in a video for the first time. I guess the freaky part has to do with the way the male talent fucks the girl. There is a lot of spitting, slapping, and choking in this movie. Some of the scenes include anal. The director/cameramen almost ruins some of the scenes with their stupid comments, questions and directions. However, I like to see fresh faces and there are a lot of them on these two discs. A lot of the girls performances are pretty hot despite the worst efforts by the male talent and the directors. Overall: B-
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Release date: 6/10/2009
Reviewed on: 11/18/2009
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Randy Spears, Melissa (ambiguous), Tommy Gunn, Jennifer Dark, Johnny Castle, Mackenzee Pierce, Dane Cross, Georgia Jones, Madelyn Marie, Audrianna Angel, Alyssa Reece, Tanner Mayes, Kitty Bella, Danni Cole, Aaron Wilcox
Directed by: Mark Stone
Review brief: Each scene starts off with a girl telling about a dream that she had. In the dream she has sex with someone but she has the feeling that aliens are watching her. The viewing audience is then treated to a reenactment of the dream. The aliens are just dolls that are placed somewhere on the set. The lighting is a little dark to go along with the theme. The sets are varied and interesting. Hair, makeup and wardrobe are OK. Audio and video quality is good. There is spooky background music throughout the movie. Not including the bonus scene there are six scenes and eight girls. Four of the scenes are boy/girl, one is girl/girl, and one is b/g/g. All the girls are young, new and pretty. There is a bonus scene with Jennifer Dark and Madelyn Marie from Supermodel Slumber Party. There is also a 40 minute long BTS. Overall: A
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Release date: 8/17/2009
Reviewed on: 11/16/2009
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Layla Rivera, Marco Banderas, Johnny Castle, Laurie Vargas, Kristina Rose, Estrella Flores, Bridgette B, Pepper Fox, Angelina Stoli
Directed by: Mark Stone
Review brief: Somewhere in LA there is a taqueria that makes magical tacos. The tacos are like aphrodisiacs. The scenes all involve the characters having a magical taco, being transported somewhere with a mariachi band, getting turned on and then having sex. There are five scenes. Three are boy/girl scenes. There is a girl/girl and a girl/girl/boy scene, too. The first two scenes, with Bridgette B. and Kristina Rose are pretty good. The rest of the scenes are just OK. Overall: C+
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Release date: 7/30/2008
Reviewed on: 11/11/2009
Studio: Girlfriends Films
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Starring: Rayveness, Samantha Ryan, Rebeca Linares, Zoe Britton, Jayma Reid
Review brief: Women Seeking Women is a really good series. The films are all about seduction. This installment is average compared to other WSW and better than average compared to most all-girl movies. If you like long lead-ins, beautiful girls, and long passionate sex scenes, you should like this movie. One thing that I didnt like in this movie was the lack of variety in the cast. Jayma Reid is in three scenes and Zoë Britton is in two scenes. In the four scenes in this movie there are only five girls. I think they should have had a few more girls in the cast. I found the lack of variety in the casting to be disappointing and reduced my rating of this movie.
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Release date: 4/29/2009
Reviewed on: 11/11/2009
Studio: Playgirl
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Kris Slater, Jean Val Jean, Prince Yahshua, Michelle Avanti, Mikey Butders, Naomi Cruise, Rachel Roxxx, Evie Delatosso, Jessica Valentino, Frankie Young
Review brief: There are six boy/girl scenes in this movie. The scenes include some good foreplay: Some kissing and oral for each person. When it comes to intercourse, Playgirls scenes are probably a little shorter than the average porn they usually include just two positions. The sex is softer than in male oriented porn but its still hard core with views of penetration. There are no facials or anal in Playgirl's movies. The lighting, editing, and camera work are excellent, creative and interesting. Although there is a lot of artistic and creative touches it never interferes. The soundtrack was pretty good in this movie but not as good as usual. Playgirl makes some pretty good porn, especially if you like your sex scenes pretty vanilla. Their incidentals are always top notch, too. Im still surprised how close they are to male oriented porn given that I believe their intended audience is female
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Release date: 10/3/2009
Reviewed on: 11/7/2009
Studio: Girlfriends Films
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Starring: Celeste Star, Alexis Texas, Amber Chase, CeCe Stone, Dia Zerva, Alyssa Reece, Sid Blackovich
Review brief: Women Seeking Women is a really good series. This installment is about average compared to other WSW and way above average compared to most all-girl movies. If you like long lead-ins, beautiful girls, older women and long passionate sex scenes, you should like this movie. Celeste and Alexis are two popular porn stars that look great. Their scene relates what happens when two women fall in love with each other. Alyssa and Prinzzess are both beautiful, new, all-girl stars in a seduction scene. Syd is a new, tattooed, butch looking girl that gets rough with Dia. In Amber and Ceces scene, the younger girl seduces the older woman in a very long scene.
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Release date: 1/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/4/2009
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Lee Stone, Dirty Harry, Otto Bauer, Alec Knight, Tia Sweets, Nikki Nievez, Jenner, Lorena Sanchez, Laurie Vargas
Directed by: Richard De Montfort
Review brief: This movie is 90 minutes long. There are five scenes and six girls. Incidentals are all very good. Overall, its pretty typical of a Barely Legal movie. Except that the girls aren't as young or as pretty as usual. Its unusual to have any anal in a BL. This movie had it in three scenes. Compared to most Barely Legal movies I'd say this is below average and just average for most porn.
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Release date: 2/27/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
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Starring: Gigi, August Night, Kayla Paige, Sammie Rhodes, Ariel Summers, Brianna Love, Ashley Gracie, Sasha Knox, Riley Evans, Kayla Carrera, Holly West, Kacey Jordan
Review brief: In each scene a lesbian goes off and finds, picks up, and seduces a pretty young thing. I like the talking and teasing at the beginning of each scene leading up to the seduction. All the scenes have a lot of kissing and caressing. All of the scenes employ the use of toys. Two of the scenes are three-ways. This one has five scenes. The first scene is with Gigi and Ashley Gracie. I like the looks of both of them and seeing them in a movie is something of a treat. The next scene has Brianna Love and Kayla Carrera picking up and seducing Holly West. Sammie Rhoades is supposed to get a massage from Riley Evans but ends up seducing her. August Knight and Kayla Paige meet Kacey Jordan and seduce her. Sasha Knox has invited Ariel Summers to audition to model her clothing line. Sasha convinces Ariel to be friendly. Extras include a bonus scene, a BTS, and a striptease. You get your moneys worth with 2 hours of action and twelve girls. About half of the girls are really good looking and t
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Release date: 3/18/2008
Reviewed on: 10/31/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Karlie Montana, Carli Banks, Cassandra Cruz, Andie Valentino, Kayden Faye, Nikki Rhodes, Lousia Lanewood, Nikita Love
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: This movie is very good. I haven't felt that a movie in the solo category has really shined till now. First scene is with Karlie Montana and its great. It's a really long scene, too. Karlie has a bunch of orgasms and is just a real pleasure to watch. Next up is Andie Valentino. This woman is gorgeous. I've noticed in some of her other movies that she has very realistic looking orgasms. I don't know if its good acting or they are really real. I guess it doesn't matter. This is another long scene and its also great. One of the things I felt were missing in other solo movies is some passion. This scene has plenty. Carli Banks is one of the prettiest girls in porn but her scenes rarely take off. This scene does. From here on the scenes seem to get shorter and the movie goes on. This could have been an editing constraint. There are another 3 or 4 scenes and they are all pretty good but not nearly as good (or as long) as the first 3. Louisa Lanewood's scene has some really good moments, thou
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Release date: 2/23/2009
Reviewed on: 10/30/2009
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Heather Carolin, Brea Lynn, Jayme Langford, Sadie West, Holly Van Hugh, April O'Neil
Review brief: This is a solo/masturbation movie with only six scenes but its over 2 hours long. The production values are excellent. Audio and video quality is excellent. The scenes start with some synthetic music that fades out after a few minutes. The girls all use a variety a toys. Two girls use a Symbian. Only Heather talks directly into the camera. All of the girls are very beautiful and a two of them are fresh faces.
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Release date: 6/27/2008
Reviewed on: 10/29/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
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Starring: Summer, Sindee, Kimber, Naomi Cruz
Review brief: This series is a lot like "Her First Lesbian Sex" series. There are five scenes in this one. In each scene there is a MILF and a teen. They have gotten rid of the HFLS cameraman in this one and replaced him with a woman. I think she is a slight improvement over the last guy. The chatting part in the beginning of each scene isn't as long as the early HFLS scenes and does a pretty good job of establishing the foundation of the scene. They also make a point of mentioning that the older woman is a mother and her kids are somewhere else. In each scene the MILF seduces the teen. I really like seduction stories and some of these are better than others but none of them are very good. Some of the girls are too easily seduced and the other seductions are implausible. One of the things I like about this movie is all the new talent. I didn't recognize any of the MILFs and two of the teens are new to me.
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Release date: 12/30/2008
Reviewed on: 10/27/2009
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Sandra, Lea Magic, Jayme Langford, Nikki Jayne, Regina Moon, Marie McCray, Ryan Keely, Devi Emmerson, Vicky Tones
Review brief: This is a solo/masturbation movie with ten scenes including the bonus. Three hours long make this one better than average quantity-wise. The production values are excellent. The movie is shot in some really beautiful rooms. The girls are all dressed in nice lingerie. Audio and video quality is excellent. The scenes start with some synthetic music that fades out after a few minutes. The girls all use a variety a toys. Some of the girls end up on a Symbian. A few of the girls talk directly into the camera. Jayme's scene is worth the price of admission. Devi has the most fantastic body. Marie is hot. Ryan is sexy. If you like solo movies youll like this one. And if youre a fan of Jayme's this is a must see.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 10/10/2009
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Christian XXX, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Nick Jacobs, Kirsten Price, Arianna Alyse, Cassie Courtland, Carmen Hart, Arik Alyse
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: I have only good things to say about this movie. But I might be a little partial: I really like girls in jeans, boots and hats. The music throughout the movie is country and its surprisingly good. There is a story that links the sex scenes together and although its nothing great, I like a little structure to my scenes and the story provides that without spending a lot of time between the sex scenes. Carmen provides a voice over narration throughout the movie to help move the story along quickly. Otherwise there is little dialog in the scenes. The settings and wardrobe are well done and help contribute to the movies theme. Lighting is a little dark but again it helps set the mood of the movie. The girls all look great in their western wear. There is even a scene with all the girls line dancing together that is well done. Carmen is in two b/g scenes and one bj scene. I have become a big fan of Carmens. She is very cute and sexy. Her southern accent also adds to the country theme during
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Release date: 8/7/2007
Reviewed on: 10/2/2009
Studio: Pink Visual
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Starring: Sammie Rhodes, Kelly Wells, Riley Shy
Review brief: The first scene is with Riley Sky and Sammie Rhoades. Riley is one of my favorite porn stars. Sammie is a mainstay in this series. In the beginning, when the girls are talking, Riley does a great job at acting reluctant. Sammie is the seducer and youd think with all the scenes like this she has made she would be better at this part. It feels rushed. I wonder is she is tired and bored of this character she is playing. Anyway, once the sex starts its great to watch Riley and Sammie but again I felt the scene seemed rushed. The next two girls are Ariel and Angie. These are both new girls to me and although they arent bad looking I wasnt impressed with them. By the way, Ariel is not Ariel X, like it says in the credits. Jenni Lee and Kelly Wells are next. I am a big fan of Jennis. But this is after she had her boobs done and before she got braces. Plus she has a scar on her cheek in this movie. And Im not a big fan of Kellys. But Kelly does a pretty good job of acting reluctant. Alt
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