Barely Legal: Latinas (Hustler) Review

Reviewed by Captain Tight Pants  on  11/4/2009

Barely Legal Latinas

 

Some people don’t like Hustler’s Barely Legal series. I’m a fan of the series. Barely Legal is like a franchise. Their movies are based on a formula. I’m going to speak in general terms about what you can expect from a Barley Legal movie. I’ll be using absolutes here, which I know is dangerous but we all know that there are always exceptions that prove the rule. This movie does break some of the rules and I’ll discuss that when I discuss the movie specifically.

 

Barely Legal movies always are about 90 minutes. They always have five scenes and six girls. The girls are always young and pretty. I think the casting department does a good job. It’s my impression that they don’t get too many girls for their first scene but that they get the girls before they’ve done more than a dozen scenes. Barely Legal movies come out so often it might even be possible for Hustler to keep a staff on full time just for this series. The hair, makeup, lighting, camerawork, sets, and props are always top notch. My guess is that the high quality of these incidentals is a reflection of the professionalism of the production staff.

 

The sex in a Barley Legal movie is referred to as “vanilla”. It turns out this is my favorite flavor. I don’t have predilection for fetishes and I’m not even a fan of anal action. A lot of porn titles try to satisfy fans of fetishes, and you see anal and abusive sex sneaking into regular gonzo titles. I’m glad that with Barely Legal movies, you just get vanilla sex with cute young girls.

 

My first impression of this movie was disappointment. That was because the girls were not as cute, young or fresh as I expect from Barely Legal. How cute they were is a subjective judgment but as far as I’m concerned these girls were a notch or two below the typical BL cast. At least four of these girls are over 21. Only one girl has been in the business for less than 1 year. I can’t figure out how many titles they had done before this movie but as of right now only one girl has done less than ten and three of the girls have over a hundred titles at this point.

 

After viewing the movie again to write this review some of my initial disappointment has worn off. The movie didn’t meet all my expectations of a BL movie but it’s still better than average porn.

 

Scene 1 - Franky Vixen and Nikki Nievez

 

Franky is a little on the chubby side but she is cute and has nice boobs. She is the freshest face on this DVD, having been in less than ten movies. Nikki is an established porn star with over a hundred titles, but I’ve never been a fan of hers. Franky enters an auto shop to be interviewed for a job. Nikki starts the interview and almost immediately starts fondling her. Nikki fingers and eats Frankie. The boss shows up and pretty soon Franky is giving the boss a blowjob. Then Nikki blows him. The boss fucks Frankie while Nikki uses a dildo on herself and squirts. Then the boss fucks Nikki while Nikki eats Frankie. Nikki does anal reverse cowgirl. Finally the boss comes on both girls’ faces. There isn’t much chemistry or passion evident in this scene.

 

Scene 2 - Gabriella Romano

 

Gabriella is just OK looking with nicely shaped breasts. Dirty Harry is the creepiest looking guy in porn. Gabriella has a piñata in her backyard. Dirty Harry shows up. When the piñata bursts a dildo falls out. Gabriella is sad that no one has come to her party and Harry takes her inside to be cheered up. Harry caresses her, licks her, and eats her out. She sucks his dick. She gets naked and he fucks her doggy style, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl. He cums on her face.

 

Scene 3 - Lorena Sanchez

 

Lorena is one of my favorite girls in porn. I think she has a lovely face and a great body. She is in a cute little schoolgirl outfit watching Lee Stone taking a shower. Although she is very beautiful, during close ups in this scene, you can see that her complexion is really bad. This is a turn-off. She starts giving Lee a blowjob. Then he turns her upside down and they go into a standing 69. He eats her out on the bed. They move into missionary on the bed, then spoon, then reverse cowgirl, then a pile driver, and he cums on her face. Lorena, besides being the best looking girl on the DVD, also shows the most enthusiasm during her scene.

 

Scene 4 - Laurie Vargas

 

Laurie has a pretty face. She is a little chubby but she also has nice boobs. She is a maid in a sexy outfit. Her boss, Otto, comes in and he wants to see her body and she takes off her clothes. He caresses and kisses her. She gives him a sexy, sloppy, blowjob. They start having sex in the missionary position on the couch. She looks pretty turned on. They go into reverse cowgirl anal. He cums on her face.

 

Scene 5 - Tia Sweets

 

The last girl is 28 years old and has done over 100 titles in the last 5 years so it’s hard to understand how she gets to be in a Barely Legal. Also she isn’t all that attractive. Her face is OK, she has small breasts, and she is a little flabby. The scene starts with her naked except for some thigh high socks on a pool table. He has won her in a game, and seems to be more interested in playing pool than her. She starts masturbating with a dildo, and uses the dildo on her ass. That gets his attention. He starts playing with her, too. She gives him a blowjob. Then he fucks her missionary on the pool table. Then he does her standing up from behind, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl anal, cowgirl anal, standing up from behind anal, and he cums on her face.

 

Special Features

 

Special Features include a Behind The Scenes, a slide show, and some trailers. The BTS is 20 minutes long. There are a few minutes of each girl being interviewed and then a video of their photo shoot. The slide show is 5 minutes longs. There are five hustler trailers and two VCA trailers.

 

Conclusion

 

Overall, it’s pretty typical of a Barely Legal movie. Except that the girls aren’t as young or as pretty as usual. It’s unusual to have any anal in a BL. This movie had it in three scenes. Compared to most Barely Legal movies I’d say this is below average and just average for most porn.