Long Jeanne Silver (Alpha Blue) Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  11/25/2009

The cover slick for Long Jeanne Silver says; “Jeanne Silver, a pretty amputee, appeared in men’s magazines and on San Francisco burlesque stages. She had the lower part of her left leg removed when she was a child. The remaining stump, extending several inches below her knee, is little more than bone covered with flesh. Director Alex DeRenzy uses the pseudo-documentary format to display Silver’s sexual habits. She fucks Amber Hunt during a threesome, impales two teenage students and even goes so far as to ram it up a homosexual’s ass. Long regarded as one of the more bizarre films of the 1970’s, Long Jeanne Silver fulfills all expectations for those seeking a “Freak Show” event.”

Well, the best way to describe this would be “Freak Show,” that’s for sure. Seems Jeanne was born without a tibia or fibula, I forget which so the she has a rather skinny lower leg, think hard cock without a head. In this, Jeannie “stumps” numerous girls’ pussies and also butt stumps some guy’s ass. Truthfully, I could handle all of that, but what I couldn’t handle was the people that sucked on the end of the stump. Thinking about it, this repulsion probably dates back to my first days of college when I shook “hands” with the thumb that was the only thing left on my roommates hand, and then right after that with my best friend’s roommate who only had half a pinky on his right hand. That aside, if you’re looking for a classic trip back to the late 70’s when the porn module wasn’t quite so formula driven, this will satisfy the craving.

Ratings for this are based on material presented at the time it was produced and not compared to today's product.