Baker's Dozen (Platinum X Pictures) Review

General Impression
Being a fan of bukakke I almost never expected someone from a respectable Studio to make a bukakke movie. I used to be into the American Bukakke series early on until I found them to be repetitive and offering nothing in terms of being innovative (there’s only so much you can do with a group of guys popping their loads on a woman’s face). Brandon Iron has exceeded those expectations and in a big way (mind you I hope that in his future sequels he’ll put more guys in the hardcore scenes instead of leaving them at the end to pop their loads – hmmmmm Six Pack comes to mind…).

Though I love Alicia Rhodes and her performances (she is such a nasty English tart whose only competition I see in terms of nastiness is Britney Madison – I guess you can call her the American version of Alicia) to me it’s Sophia that steals the show in this one. Anyone that can take on Mandingo and not flinch and want more to boot gets my vote any day of the week.

The camera work as usual from Brandon is top notch. He knows how to get in there on the pop shot close-ups and above when 3 to 6 schlongs are surrounding the pretty gals. I wish that there were more above shots when guys are blowing their loads on the gals faces though (but heck that’s what sequels are for right?). Further if Brandon can get some guys to pop at the same time or in succession (one after the other without pauses in between) it would be a masterpiece.

Synopsis
# of scenes – 3 + 1 bonus footage.
Style of movie – Modified bukakke with 1 on 1 hardcore action to start each scene then the mother load with 12 guys spraying each gal’s face at the end.
Predominant themes – Nothing really, there are two scenes outdoors by a pool and one indoor.

Highlights
Sophia just steals the show in this disc taking Mandingo almost up to his nuts up her ass. You can tell that Dingo wanted to shove more and more of it as the scene progressed (I was wishing he could do it but there are few and far between in someone that can take his size).

Negatives
Although Dillan Lauren is a scrumptuous looking gal, the tattoos just didn’t do it for me. Specifically the big one just above her crack.

The DVD
General presentation The cover art is great with the lovely Dillan Lauren on the front cover with a bunch of guys’ hands all over her body. Gotta love the almost clear DVD cases so you can advertise other Platinum X Picture titles on the inside insert. What I wish though, is instead of other titles on the inside insert that they include more hardcore pictures similar to the Anabolic package. The more the merrier I say.

Audio quality Excellent. Crisp and clear and found no low points when watching the movie.

Video quality – Top notch as expected from a Brandon Iron movie. Not like those ones that are dark and hazy pictures of studios I’m not going to mention but clear and cut and well-defined quality.

Extras A lot of directors should learn from Brandon Iron. He loads this DVD up with cum shot recaps, tease footage, behind the scenes, bonus footage, photo shoots (live footage of Brandon snapping off pictures which I like because it’s nice to see these girls posing with cum still on their faces or dicks still in their mouths) and 3 movie trailers. This time he didn’t include a special preview of one of his future titles like he did in Bell Bottoms #2 with the up and coming title Six Pack.

SCENE 1 # of pops (13), b/g in the first half then a bunch of guys getting blown and popping off (hence Baker’s Dozen) and 1 girl

Who – Alicia Rhodes (Looks = A / Performance = A)

The usual one on one with Manuel Ferrara by the poolside with doggie anal, mish and reverse cowgirl anal

There is a funny moment at the beginning of the multi-drop zone when the guys each have a pink box of donuts (hence the name). I kind of wished at the end they smeared those donuts all over Alicia’s face and body. Boy that would have looked messy. Some great pop shots with most of them hosing both sides of her face. A note to Brandon: It would be great if you can get more guys (like 20 or more) and literally cover these girls from head to toe…well at least drench their hair and ears along with their faces that they are beyond recognition. Then you can show a split screen of a before and after shot to see just how unrecognizable they become.

SCENE 2 # of pops (13), b/g in the first half then a bunch of guys and 1 girl

Who – Sophia (Looks = A+ / Performance = A++++++ and not one + more)

Sophie is the “bomb” when it comes to pulling off a scorching scene with Mandingo (a.k.a. Fred Dingo). I swear that thing of his is the size of her forearm. A gal would need three-fists just to give him a good hand job. She has a fun time blowing Dingo but can only take (like 99% women out there) a good chunk of his dick head in her mouth. Truly an awesome sight to behold to see just how enormous Dingo is when Sophia is looking up at the camera with only a 1/5 of his hose in her mouth. The scene proceeds to many good positions such as mish and doggie but what takes the prize is the analization of her butt hole in reverse cowgirl fashion. Gravity takes over here while she drives his piston up her ass to try and accommodate as much of it as possible. Dingo then gets her in scissors and then you see just how much he wants to force that piston up her bum. It’s a surprise he can even hold out this long! Finally we get an ok pop from Dingo and then it’s on for more…

Again, good hefty pop shots from most of the guys in this scene. But not much criss-cross facial I expected like in Scene 3. Most are spraying from right and left sides of her face with an occasional top to bottom and mostly one at a time. I would of liked it if Brandon would interview the girls for a few minutes after everyone’s dropped their loads so we can see everything dripping down their faces while they’re trying to concentrate on the interview.

SCENE 3 # of pops (13), b/g in the first half then a bunch of guys and 1 girl

Who – Dillan Lauren (Looks = B+ / Performance = A)

I’m not truly a big fan of one on one action (although it depends on the two performers) so I usually breeze during these segments and Dillan Lauren and Michael Stefano go through the usual positions like mish, doggie and missionary. The one thing I did like was after Michael cum covered the lower half of Dillan Lauren face, she doesn’t even stop to wipe it off and proceeds outside to the pool where you guessed it a lot of guys are waiting. She sucks them off in groups while still covered in Michael’s soup.

Brandon does an excellent job picking the male talent. He must have gotten the guys to hold off on any sexual activity for a couple days to conserve their “stores”. Almost all of the guys in this scene pop some pretty heft loads. A good variety of shots as well in different areas of Dillan Lauren’s face. A most notable one is one in which one guy shoots a good stream and lands across her forehead from right to left and it stays there for quite some time. Another has a couple guys shooting from the top of her head to her chin. While most are spraying her from both sides of her cheeks and pretty much sealing both eyes shut. So what you get is a “criss cross” facial. Please Brandon more of this…I beg of you!. One particular segment I found fascinating was where I couldn’t even see her eyelashes because there was so much spew covering them. Fantastic!

BONUS FOOTAGE # of pops (1), b/g

Who – Sophia (Looks = A+ / Performance = B)

A short but sweet bonus scene with my favorite gal of this movie, Sophia who blows Mr. Iron in POV style.

Summary
Overall this is a great introduction in what I wish to be a great series from Brandon Iron (well until Six Pack hits the street) that ranks up there with the “A Good Source of Iron” series”. I’m looking forward to the sequel which I hear will star the ever sexy Taylor Rain and other gorgeous girls. The girls in Baker’s Dozen are hot (especially Sophia) and all are nasty. One of the best titles in my opinion to come from Platinum X Pictures that sets the bar high for others to follow. Highly recommended for fans of bukakke, group action and oral sex. This is a keeper for me because I just can’t get enough of Sophia and please more of Mandingo. Thanks again Brandon for an exceptional title and continue to dive into other genres that other Directors fear to tread. The more extreme the better I always say!