Baker's Dozen (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by EvilBatman  on  4/3/2004

Hello readers! This is my first review so I hope you find it informative and enjoyable.

Baker's Dozen by Brandon Iron and Platinum X Pictures:

Brandon Iron has brought us a real treat here! Three one on one sex scenes that morph into group blow job/bukkake scenes at the end. Glazed indeed.

Scene One:

The opening scene brings us British actress Alicia Rhodes Swordsman Extraordinare, Manuel Ferrera. We open with Brandon talking to Manuel as he is about to deliver donuts to Alicia. Manuel walks up and knocks on the open sliding door. Alicia, then graces our screens. Her face which is a combination of cute and beautiful, her body which is nice and thick and looks to be able to take one Hell of a pounding, and her nasty attitude all lead the viewer to believe that we're in for a great scene with this young lady. And indeed, we are! The sex begins as Manuel gives analingus to Alicia and then proceeds to slid his pole in to her backdoor in doggie. From the good action here we move outside to a pool chair where a myriad of positions, including Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, and Missionary are covered. All anal, all good. From here we get a little Doggy in the grass and then some balcony rail lovin' as Manuel bends Alicia over the balcony rail and pounds her from behind briefly. Manuel then carries Alicia to the diving board and they partake in Missionary on it. And now, the finale!Alicia is on the grass and the horde of dudes is brought out to give Ms. Rhodes the glazing she wants. Sperm flies, dudes jerk, and billions of would be humans are sacrificed for the sole purpose of masturbatory urges as Alicia welcomes a drought ending amount of jizz on her very pretty face all the while smiling and asking for more. Now how the Hell can you beat that? The camera work here is really good too as we're luckily treated to the least amount of circle jerking and man ass shots that can be had in such a scenario. Hot stuff!

4 out of 5 Batarangs

Scene Two:

The next scene opens with a tease from Sophia. Sophia is a pretty , busty girl with an over great body and face that begs for a pop shot. Come forth, Mandingo! Or "God Dickus Humongous" as he is known in the Orient. The eye contact between the two is a nice touch as this scene seems to start a little slower than the first and is a nice bonus. Mandingo starts by caressing and sucking Sophia's nipples and then fingering her a bit. Then, Sophia begins her oral work to arouse the monster. Good stuff here as it adds heat to the scene. Especially when she manages to deep throat Mandingo. Then, we see the two of them in a vaginal missionary position on a couch. Sophia seems ot be enjoying herself here. Then, in a slightly different missionary position, we get some brief anal action. A small tease of what's to come later. Now we're on to Doggy. This is where the two seem to really heat things up and start enjoying one another. Sophia takes all of Mandingo and does it with much pleasure. Staying inside of her, Mandingo moves the two of them in to a Reverse Cowgirl. This, is very impressive as you can see both Sophia's enjoyment and Mandingo disappear completely inside of her. Good action as Mandingo and Sophia go at it pretty good here. Next is the anal. Staying in RC, Sophia slowly takes a bit more than half of Mandingo's cock in her ass. Which is still like eight inches or so. She continues to work more of it inside her and finally has most of it in. The couple then move in to a spoon position where slow and deep are the ways of the work. Sophia performs some ass to mouth here. Having most of his cock in her ass Mandingo pounds away while Sophia enjoys the pleasurings up until he pulls out to give Sophia the opening facial. After a healthy pop shot from Mandingo, Sophia tells us that "That was enough cock but not enough cum." Hence forth, the gaggle of dudes cometh! Sophia takes to the cocks like a Somali to a buffet. Stroking, sucking, and deep throating to her hearts content, Sophia handles all the guys with ease and vigor. Soon after her wish is granted as they begin a round robin spert-a-thon on her face to which she gleefuly accepts. By the end, the girl is dripping with cum ans smiling about it. Hell yeah!

4 out of 5 Batarangs

Scene Three:

The third and final scene, whish is also my favorite of the title, treats us to a coupling of Dillan Lauren and Micheal "The Male Performer of the Year" Stefano. After some good tease, we see Stefano giving Dillan some oral and finger work to both holes. She then returns the oral favor to him. These two seem to work together really well as there's a lot of kissing and hot eye contact. The xex begins with some very hot spoon lovin'. Dillan and Micheal do a great job here as they look in to each others eyes, talk quietly to one another and kiss frequently which only adds to the great thrusting that Stefano is doing. We then move to a cowgirl that fans of ass slapping and hard ass grabing, like myself, are sure to enjoy. Stefano pounds and slaps away turning Dillans ass a great shade of red as she moans in pleasure. There are however a couple of times where after a hard slap, she says "Oww". This may be aturn off for some. Giving Diallan some quick licks, Micheal then proceeds to penetrate her anally in missionary. Nice and slow to warm her up here. Dillan than is place in Doggy and after some more quick liks, Stafano puts it in her ass again. This is some really good sex right here as Stefano doesn't quite pound but gives it to Dillan good and proper. Now comes the Reverse Cowgirl. Starting off in her pussy and then moving back to her ass, Stafano continues to pleasure Dillan. There are some good gape shots here and in some of the other anal positions. Then there's a little break where Diallan and Stefano kiss while she strokes him which leads to Stafano doing some more butt lickin' before a cCowgirl anal sequence. There's more slapping and hard grabbing in this really good sequence. Finally, Stefano pulls out and gives Dillan a really good facial. Not being quite satisfied though, Dillan leads us outside. And to what did my wandering eyes did appear, but the gaggle of dudes, and eight tiny reindeer! Well, not really. The gaggle of dudes was there in full force though. Cock hungry, Diallan goes to work on the meatpoles and after a Oktoberfests worth of sausage, her face is absolutely plastered with man goo! All the girls get covered but Dillans is the most. Killer stuff!

4.25 out of 5 Batarangs

Extras:

Baker's Dozen is full of extras. Eleven different items to choose from on the extras screen such as Behind the scenes, bonus footage, photo shoot, gallery, trailers, and a neat thing where Sophia explains to the viewer just what a Baker's Dozen is to name some. Brandon Iron did a great job packing the DVD full of extras.

On a technical note, the Video quality was good but teh Audio quality was outstanding. It's probably the best Audio of come across in a gonzo movie. Loud and totally audible but balanced throughout. I give big kudos to this.

In closing, I'd like to say that fans of facials who like some good, hot sex thrown in need to buy this DVD. NOW. I'd also like to say that Brandon Iron is now up there on my list of Favorite Directors with this title and his I Love it Rough series. Great jobs on all of them and I hope he keeps up the good work.