Baker's Dozen (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Reviewed by lakeqi  on  4/26/2004

Brandon Iron has a lot of pressure on him. He's one of the few directors who pushes things in terms of specific sexual activities while at the same time never crossing the line into degradation. This is why I have a love hate relationship with his movies. I have to rent them because he gives us ridiculous amounts of swallowing, facials,and sometimes scorching sex, but its usually done in a happy- go- lucky style that for people like me is somewhat unsatisfying.This movie is for the most part no exception.

Alicia Rhodes does a one on one fuck.She's just too damn big for one guy. I want to see her sweat, I want to see her asshole absolutely destroyed, and for a girl that big, it would probably take at least 10 guys to do the job properly. Theres no degradation so if thats your bag forget about it. She takes numerous facials which are fed to her on top of a pastry, I would have like to seen her scoop it up with her fingers and eat it, but I guess this was o.k.
Alicia Rhodes is one of my favorites, but with all due respect to Irons,no director seems worthy of her.

The second scene is pretty good, even though the slut has fake tits. I seem to remember her engaging in plenty of slut talk, calling herself a whore and such, which I heartily approve of. Her anal antics were over average. I don't remember anything else about this movie. Pretty standard fare.Nothing to write home about, rent twice, buy, or copy.That having been said my favorite directors are Mason,Hardcore, Borden, and Black so take my word with the proverbial grain of salt.