Baker's Dozen (Platinum X Pictures) Review

Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" #34

The Inside View with Selena Silver - May 18, 2004

The Inside View is published once weekly by porn actress Selena Silver.  Each week, Selena brings you an inside look at a movie good enough to be  deemed a Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" with the goal of adding the perspective of someone who has worked with the studio, director, or stars of the movie. 

"Baker's Dozen"

a Brandon Iron Production from Platinum X Pictures

 Front Cover

Brandon Iron has come a long way since entering the biz in 1991.  This Canadian born sweetheart actually has a degree in English (I do use my degree, Mom, I promise!  Don't you see my incredibly witty names I come up with for my films?)  As a performer Brandon is known for his high-energy (sometimes rough) scenes and as a director for his kinky, twisted, and creative view of sex.  Personally, I am a HUGE Brandon Iron fan - both as a performer and as a director.  I really dig his stuff.

Baker's Dozen is a wicked blend of Boy/Girl sex and Bukkake.  At the end of each scene, these luscious lovelies gets the cream she craves with 13 loads glazing her face. A porn fans Baker Dozen...  I Love the "Baker's Dozen Ingredients" at the end- very clever.  Is Brandon Iron the new thinking man's cum-drenched porn provider?

If you're a fan of girls drenched in cum and hot anal action - Sophia does take Mandingo in her ass! - you'll love this film.  And, yes... I LOVED the cover.
 

SCENE ONE:

ALICIA RHODES with MANUEL FERRARA & DWAYNE CUMMINZ, CARLTON BANKS, JUAN CUBA, ARTHUR McARTHUR, ARNOLD SCHARZENPACKER, TONY SWAN, ERRK AND JERK, ROBBIE JAMES, BOSCO, DICK NASTY, STEVEN FRENCH, JIM BEEN, KEVIN M, MICKEY G, PHIL HER GASH, MARCO NERO, JAKE MALONE.

Manuel has a delivery to make for a sexy blonde girl of a 'Baker's Dozen'.  He lets his mate Brandon come along.   Alicia answers the door in a sexy cream and black negligee and can't take her eyes off Manuel's box - lol!

Alicia takes a bite to insure they have extra cream, but prefers something "that tastes better".  She drags Manuel into her backyard and it's not long before he has his fingers in her asshole.  Alicia is one sexy Brit, and she looks hot as hell as Manuel pumps her ass.  Alicia has some body glitter on her ass resulting in a glittering cock fairy when Manuel’s done.  Hmmm...

The scene is shot outside with a nice view over the valley.  Alicia's gapes look like Alice's rabbit hole - huge and glittery!  Manuel gets lost in her massive bosom - nice - as Alicia "smoothers" him. I love when they move to the edge of the railing with Alicia looking out over the valley as her ass gets fucked from behind.  Manuel picks her up in his arms and carries Alicia to the diving board next the pool - I think I was as surprised as she was when he laid her down without throwing her in.  Her tits bounce up and down as she lays on her back.  Manuel wants what we all want - Alicia's dirty talk.  She does a pretty good job but it's hard to talk with a big cock in you're ass.

The rest of her deliveries arrive each guy holding a pink pastry box - loved it!  The surround Alicia as she sucks and pumps her way to her cream. "That's it you horny fucks".  Alicia does some impressive Deep Throat that has the delivery lads enamored.  Carlton Banks attempt to get some extra action but Alicia skillfully places his hands back on his cock and his cock in her mouth.

One by one and two by two they unload on her face.  "Oh, yeah, spunk on my face." "Nice and hot and thick all over my face." "Glaze me like a donut."  When she's glazed, Manuel shots in her mouth.  Then in a move that's not for everyone... Manuel wipes up the cum with a donut and feeds it to Alicia.  She chews and swallows.  "Absolutely delicious".

Great scene!  Alicia Rhodes is a dirty girl and great to watch and the guys topped it off.

SCENE TWO:

SOPHIA with MANDINGO & ANDREW RIVERA, JUAN CUBA, STEVEN FRENCH, BISHOP, RYAN SWEET, BRAD BALDWIN, OTTO BAUER, CARLTON BANKS, KEVIN M, TONE

[SHOES ON] – BJ, Tit-Sucking, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, ATM, Facials

Sophia is wearing a white mesh tank top with a white fringe.  And a white fringe skirt and no panties.  She dances and teases for us as music plays.  She smiles as she shakes her perfect bum – hidden by the rows of fringe that roll across it. 

Mandingo enters staring at Sophia's breasts.  He walks over to her and rubs them like a nightclub DJ before taking them in his mouth and kissing up her neck.  Sophia undoes his pants to reveal his "big fuckin cock".  I've heard all about Mandingo and his "Baby's arm".  A lot of girls won't work with him because he's too big.  It's a wonder he can stand up with all the blood in his cock!

Once that huge cock's inside her pussy, Sophia's in heaven.  They charge through several positions and Sophia is really making it look of so easy.  Then suddenly he's in her ass!  Oh my!   Mandingo's cock disappears balls deep in Sophia's ass!  Where does it go?  I half expected it to protrude from her mouth.

As they enter the Spoon Anal position, Mandingo looks like he's just going to nut right there.  He holds off though and nuts on her face.  Great shot of this as the rest of the deliveries stream in from the back.  "You know that was enough cock, but that was not enough cream for me."

Sophia pumps and sucks her way to countless frosty facials.  Those eyes are going to have to be pried open - ouch!

Great scene!  Once of the best I've seen from Sophia yet.  Lighting and angles superb as always.

SCENE THREE:

DILLAN LAUREN with MICHAEL STEFANO & OTTO BAUER, TYLER WOOD, RYAN SWEET, KAY LOY, JUAN LUNA, ROBBIE JAMES, DWAYNE CUMMINZ, JIM BEEMS, JUAN CUBA, STEVEN FRENCH, ANDREW RIVERA, BISHOP, BRAD BALDWIN, CARLTON BANKS, KEVIN M, TONE

Dillan is wearing black mesh booty shorts and a mesh top.  She teases us and Mike is on her in a flash.  Me too Mike, she's a keeper...  They kiss as he fondles the ass that she's 'going to give him'.   "Oh my God you sexy bitch!" "You make me crazy."

Dillan is fairly new to the industry and Mike quickly has her begging "please fuck me."  As always he's the pro with new girls; he's always telling her how sexy she is and how good she feels while showing her how it's done.  This girl has a few piercing - her belly, her clit (ouch), and her ears.  She also has a little tattoo of a moon on her stomach and a larger more elaborate one involving an eye on her back.

She rides Mike hard as he slaps her ass.  It's not long before her ass is glowing pink. He slides his fingers in her ass before politely asking "baby, can I fuck your ass?" Luckily for us... she lets him.   Her first on-screen anal scene.  He talks to her non-stop as he fucks her ass.   "Slow baby, Relax".  "Don't move, slow baby."  "Oh baby, I love your ass."

Dillan has some tiny gapes and enjoys her first anal with Mike.  She quickly becomes a pro -  She talks right back to him.  "It's deep in my ass."  "It's so good in my ass."  "I love it in my ass."

Michael finally cums on her face and she looks up at him and tells him, "that just wasn't enough for me."  She looks at the camera and tells Brandon to "come over here."  We walk outside to our delivery boys and she kneels and begins to suck and stroke.

In groups of one, two, and three they cream her face until she's totally glazed in a thick coat of cum.

Great scene!  Well done, Dillan.  I hope you stick around.
 

• Sophia explains Baker’s Dozen
• Bonus Footage
• Director’s Bio
• Photo Shoot
• More Tease, Please!
• Cast List by Scene
• Cum Shot Recap
• Photo Gallery
• Behind the Scenes
• Trailers
• Web Access (web address)

That is why Brandon Iron's "Baker's Dozen" from Platinum X Pictures
is the Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" for May 18, 2004.

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