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Darkko's Anal Showdown Review

Evil Angel

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Reviewed by toots  on  5/9/2005
Anal Showdown

Starlets:

* Lauren Phoenix (covergirl)
* Kaja Kassin (covergirl)
* Sandra Romain
* Katrina Kraven

Director Jonni Darko
Themes Anal, DP, Girl on Girl, Solo, Toys
Released April 1, 2005
Released By Evil Angel
Running Time 2 hours 13 minutes
Available Formats VHS & DVD (DVD version reviewed)
Source and Price Paid My local smut shop... cost of a rental in CDN $'s
Box Cover Quote Lauren Phoenix vs. Katja Kassin

Synopsis

Satassfaction. This is one of the first in what is fast becumming a hot trend in the industry, aside from the "My Plaything" series of movies. Interactive porn.
In this, the viewer can actually watch a scene and vote on the quality of the girls and the action, almost in real time! The nice thing abut this production is that it rewards the viewer.

Clothing and toys can be won, and that is definitely not a bad thing to Raincoaters whose perversity level has no boundaries. Solid Flick well worth the rent/buy/download.

What's Hot

The Girls!!! Katja and Lauren, one can hardly think of two finer specimans to start off this hopefully long sunning series. Nice choice of dildos throughout... the newest and hottest glass... beautiful clean look.

This film is revolutionary... a new movement in the porn world is underway! OK ok i know this is only a porn movie, but it is really good. Interactive porn is born!

What's Not

Slow motion & fucked up camera FX. Why do directors insist on using these, don't they know that all we want to see is creativeness in the action not in the filmatography.
For those that do not want a soundtrack fucking up the moans and groans of our stars, they will not be happy as as is most likely the case with the majority of Darkko's flicks.

The scenze...

Round One- Solo

Katja Kassin

Katja cums out with her guns a blazin, looking beautiful with her heavy load in her minimal panties. Any Raincoater would luv to get their cock into her deep wide ass.
Katja looks great as a blonde slappin that big fat ass, and she knows how to work a toy like the best of em. The thing about Katja in this scene is that she works the camera and acts if if the camera is her 'partner' making herself look pretty for it.
Her actions seem very real, and you can almost feel like you are right there sitting on a comfortable sofa enjoying her show. Great solo scene.

Toys used:
Glass Rotary Plug
Glass Xtra LArge Butt Plug

Lauren Phoenix

Lauren is dressed up nice (a theme throughtout the movie is that with each progressive scene the girls tease in more and more sexy fetish lingerie). I LUV Lueren 's glass Pacifier dildo (built for this movie)! She pummells that asshole lying on her side twisting & turning it nicely in and out.
Lauren though seems lost, like she needs a cock or @ least another girl with a cock to be with her in this scene. She has no one else to talk dirty to (which you will see from later scenes, she is @ her potty mouth best).

Toys used:
Glass Wrapped Love Baton
Glass Corkscrew Pacifier

Round 1 Winner: Katja Kassin

Round Two- Girl on Girl

Katja

Sandra Romaine & Katja Kassin in their little booties shorts showing off their ample ASSets.

Toy use is ample with both girls stuffing the same pale lumpy didlo up each others asses. Small moans permeate throughout this scene but never reaching the climax you would expect.
Sandra steals the scene here, grinding her asss and pussy all over her toys and Katja's tongue & fingers.
Though both girls are of European descent it looks like they are from other sides of the world. Unfortunately there is no chemistry here. For two of the dirtier girls in the biz, this scene was a disappointment.

Toys used: Rubber Skin Tone dildo (both girls)

Lauren

Now the winner in this round, just based on clothing, is definitely Lauren. Good job by Darko in picking the right clothing to accentuate Lauren's flesh. Oh boy and here cums Katrina Kraven Ample nal fucking with multipler dildos, both girls luvin eveery second (or
so it appears). One of the best things about Lauren is she talks during her scenes... she talks ALOT. Awesome and so so sooo dirty, "pour that Eros on my ass" where does she come up with this stuff!
Great anal stretching from both girls. Climax of this scene; Katrina feeding both ends of a pink double ended dildo into Lauren's welcoming ass and pussy

Toys Used:
Pink Latex Double Ended Dildo (Lauren)
Glass Corkscrew Pacifier (Katrina Kraven)

Round 2 Winner: Lauren Phoenix

Round Three

KK

Katja looks great with her blonde hair nicely complementing the black fishnets covering her lovely thighs, arms, tits and ass. But damn... here they come, Mark Davis and John Dough didnt these guys go out with Tiffany Million and Grunge? Who wants to see these two wrinkle dicks bang one of the finest pieces of ass in the biz?
Though Katja tries her damndest, she cannot make up for the presence of these two limp dicks. It takes at least 3/4 quarters of the scene b4 they even get to anal. These two boys are nothing for here though they act like they are the best thing that ever happened to her. There is so much that can be said for pairing partners that are in to each other, especially after watching this scene.

Lauren

There is a sweet Good vs. Evil theme here with Lauren cumming out in white head to two fishnet. Damn she looks fine with her long legs and fat ass. Lauren makes up for what Katja scene lacks in sexual energy. Quick pussy fuck then its str8 to the ass.
Raincoaters rejoice! Lauren gives up her ass like a good Canuck. Mark Ashley and Steve Taylor treat her how she should be treated, taking minimal time to work in her pussy then go for the a- hole. DP'ing Lauren and treating her like a star! She takes them and begs for more, seemingly ready to go for another round.

Round 3 Winner: Lauren Phoenix

Starlet appearance: 10, Starlet attitude and personality: 9, Sexual Heat: 8.5, Raincoat

appeal: 9

Showdown Winner

Lauren Phoenix by decision 2 Rounds to 1. Ding Ding First Showdown Champion! You cannot deny this girl, her ass, her sexual energy, her ass and did I mention her ass?

Behind the Scenes

The BTH cums in two parts for each girl as follows;
Katja- entertaining if all that you want is to stare @ a gorgoeus girl dressed up to fuck
Lauren- not as good as could be done, lots of pretty girl shots however, (and I am contradicting myself here) too much talking.

Production quality (audio/video) a little too much Gamma that can be easily corrected with a quality DVD Player on your PC..

Overall Rating:

4.5 strokes out of 5



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